Chapter 119: The Relationship Between the Bear and the Stick
It is said that one woman is equal to five hundred ducks, and Qin Shaojie is now surrounded by three thousand ducks. Several women chattered about what clothes looked good and what cosmetics worked well. It's almost time for a small duck farm.
The women were trying on clothes in a clothing store. Qin Shaojie sat boredly on the sofa in the rest area and played with his mobile phone.
"Is it good-looking?" Ling Fang asked, standing in front of Qin Shaojie wearing a bohemian canvas dress with a windbreaker that was almost dragged to the ground.
Who said that fairies don't have seven emotions and six desires? Look at Ling Fang, even if she didn't care about anything before, now, even in terms of dress, you have to care about Qin Shaojie's opinion.
"Good-looking, good-looking, our family Fang'er looks good in everything. Qin Shaojie nodded busily in response.
Ling Fang laughed happily when she heard Qin Shaojie's praise, women, they just have to hold it hard.
Immediately afterwards, something happened that made Qin Shaojie depressed.
Next, several women all chose their clothes, and then they all ran to Qin Shaojie for a turn, and in the end, they were all those three words.
"Is it pretty?"
Qin Shaojie is just those two words. "Good looking. ”
What makes him most depressed is that it's not enough to just say it's good-looking, but also to make a comprehensive review.
Damn, Lao Tzu is not an international master, I will give you a comment that is useful.
"Hmph, a little white face, what to pretend. Just when Qin Shaojie was still racking his brains thinking about those words of praise, a discordant voice came from the side.
"Darling, look at that kid, isn't he a duck, otherwise how could there be so many women around. A seductive woman who came out with her boyfriend to buy clothes said disdainfully to her man. The colleague also glanced at Qin Shaojie with the white place of his eyes. "Hey, what are you looking at?"
As soon as the woman withdrew her disdainful gaze, she saw her boyfriend standing there staring at Ling Fang and the others, all of whom were about to become fossils.
"No, nothing. The man quickly looked away, but the restless heart could not calm down.
It's all beauties, my day, so many beauties follow a man, God doesn't open his eyes.
"Darling, I want this long dress, okay. The bewitching woman held a white chiffon silk dress, grabbed the man's arm and said.
"Okay, huh, thirty-two?" the man just wanted to agree, but when he saw the label on it, he hesitated. More than 30,000, my own two, three, four and five mothers haven't worn it yet.
If a man hesitates, a woman is unwilling.
"What's the matter? You don't want to buy it for me? Why, are you still thinking about your little lovers? I don't care, you are not allowed to look for them again, and besides, you have to divorce your wife soon, you can only be good to me alone. The woman took the man's arm and said reluctantly.
Qin Shaojie was happy when he heard it, you are the one who came out to sell your feelings.
After coughing twice, Qin Shaojie said to the girls.
"By the way, have you heard the story of a bear breaking a stick?"
The women were stunned. What a story?
It is said that curiosity kills cats, women, and cats are the same kind of creatures, driven by curiosity, they all came over to hear what Qin Shaojie said about the story of the bear breaking the stick.
The shopping guide on the side also pricked up her ears, wanting to hear what story this handsome guy can tell.
"What do you want to say that this bear is breaking sticks for? Do you know?" Qin Shaojie asked.
Seeing that the girls all shook their heads, they continued.
"By the way, this bear breaks sticks, but it doesn't come to eat. It's just a hobby. Qin Shaojie's voice was not small. There were other customers in the store, and they were all choosing clothes, while pricking up their ears to listen to Qin Shaojie tell this very philosophical story.
"You think, what about the bear, and you don't have any hobbies, so you can only take breaking sticks as a hobby. Then I broke one and threw one, and in the end, I didn't know how much I had broken, and I still had sticks at home, but I still couldn't help but come out and continue to break. ”
Everyone was baffled. Even the woman who didn't know how little it was listened to with interest.
"You say, according to the theory that the bear breaks the stick for the sake of interest. Could a bear be only interested in a stick?" asked Qin Shaojie.
"Master, according to what you say, of course, the bear can't be interested in just one stick, its ideal should be to put a piece of stick on the ground. Wang Yue interjected very appropriately. She also heard the words of the pair of men and women just now, if Qin Shaojie hadn't given her a look, she would have been furious. Hearing Qin Shaojie suddenly tell such a story, he also knew that Qin Shaojie was going to make it bad.
Of course, the first person to know Qin Shaojie's purpose was Ling Fang, and when he saw the corners of Qin Shaojie's mouth slightly upturned, he knew that this kid was going to be bad again.
"By the way, of course this bear can't be interested in just one stick. ”
"But there are some sticks, so I take myself too seriously. I don't want the bear to be interested in her. Of course the bear wasn't happy. Qin Shaojie said with a smile.
"Giggles. At this time, the girls all understood what Qin Shaojie meant, and they all covered their mouths and laughed, Linsell, who was still a little unclear, looked at Qin Shaojie with an inexplicable expression, and didn't understand what he meant. But seeing that everyone was laughing, it was a little bad that I didn't laugh, so I also smirked.
The customers and shopping guides in the store also laughed after listening to Qin Shaojie's words, they were all understanding people. Of course I know what Qin Shaojie meant.
The faces of the man and woman are iron-blue, and no matter how stupid they are, they should understand. Unless it's like Lindel, I don't know much about Huaxia yet.
"Fuck, who do you say is a bear?" the man couldn't help but scold at Qin Shaojie.
"Hey, it's strange, I'll tell my story, what are you angry about? Who is the bear? Whoever talks is the one. Qin Shaojie looked at the man innocently and said.
This time, the customers in the store couldn't help but laugh.
The man's face was darkening. Pointing at Qin Shaojie, he opened his mouth and scolded.
"Little calf, are you looking for death? dare to scold me?" Losing face in front of a beautiful woman, as long as you are a man, you will not be able to stand it.
"Darling, she scolded us, this person has no quality at all, and he looks like a wild seed. Get someone to clean him up. "The seductive woman is also fanning the flames on the side. He became the protagonist of the story, and he was still a stick. She was also angry.
"You don't need to say it, Lao Tzu will naturally find someone to clean him up. The man pushed the woman away and said fiercely. Slut, it's not because of you.
"Boy, there's a kind of you just waiting here, don't run. After saying that, he angrily snatched the door away, and it seemed that he was ready to call someone.
"Hey, Darling, I haven't bought my clothes yet. When the woman saw that the man had run away, she hurriedly shouted.
"Hey, stick, what about buying clothes? Your bear is almost running, and you won't chase it?" Qin Shaojie said with a smile.
"You ......" The woman pointed at Qin Shaojie, stunned and speechless, turned around, and chased after the man.
"Hahaha. "Both the customers and the shopping guides in the store can't help it anymore. They all laughed.
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