Chapter 54: The Old Pervert
Faced with the lavender problem, Yang Qing coughed dryly: "Sister Rabbit, we are not suitable!"
Lavender directly stuffed a carrot into Yang Qing's mouth, and said in a milky voice: "Brother Yang Qing, don't talk nonsense, I'm not interested in you, besides, Lavender is still a child." ”
Yang Qing felt that the spiritual power in his body had recovered a little, and he also came to some energy, pulled out the carrot in his mouth and said curiously: "Then what do you mean by what you just said?"
Lavender took out the gauze and wound medicine for treating the wound from the storage bag, and said while treating the wound herself: "Lavender lives in Zhengyang Peak with Rabbit Father and Rabbit Mother, and we have a sister who is very nice and beautiful, just like a fairy!"
Yang Qing smiled bitterly: "My rabbit sister, your brother Yang and I are still a child! Besides, the sister you mentioned must be older than me, what is her name?"
Lavender shook her cute little head: "Her name is Sister Guowa, but she is amazing, if she is here today, we will not be bullied." ”
"Gowa, a violent little fairy!!"
As soon as Yang Qing heard this name, she couldn't help but think of a very beautiful and cute Lori girl, holding a pair of sledgehammers that were seriously disproportionate to her figure, and a big white dog.
This picture is too beautiful, the people are beautiful, and the sledgehammer is also beautiful, thinking that one day his head was smashed under a pair of sledgehammers, Yang Qing shivered fiercely.
"Ahem, let's go home!"
Yang Qing avoided this topic, put the broken sword back on his back, then picked up the rewarded high-grade long sword and put it in the storage bag, turned around and walked down the mountain.
"Brother Yang Qing, wait for me!"
Lavender put the carrots on the ground into a storage bag and hurriedly followed Yang Qing's footsteps.
Yang Qing: "Sister Rabbit, do you know the way down the mountain?"
Lavender: "Yes! ”
Lavender: "But Brother Yang Qing, you have to send me home first." ”
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The Zhengyang Peak where lavender lives is separated from Qingxian Peak, separated by two other peaks in the middle, through lavender, Yang Qing knows that these two peaks are called Upper Immortal Peak and Lower Immortal Peak respectively.
Half an hour later, Yang Qing sent the lavender to the gate of Zhengyang Peak Mountain, and promised that he would come to see it more in the future, and the lavender ran in.
"It's finally clean!"
Yang Qing wiped the beads of sweat on his face, breathed a sigh of relief, and only after understanding did he know that this lavender was also a talker, and he had almost never heard of all kinds of questions along the way, which made Yang Qing dizzy.
What made Yang Qing feel vomiting blood the most was that it would ask Yang Qing what day her menstrual period was.
Yang Qing almost knelt down at that time, what the hell, is it so difficult to distinguish between her gender? Or does this lavender think that she has a big aunt like her female friends?
Thinking about it too much was full of tears, and Yang Qing finally simply chose to keep silent about these elves' strange questions, which made Lavender very depressed.
With a sigh, Yang Qing rushed directly down the mountain, the speed was fast, and the sky was full of dust.
He was going to go to the Spirit Pill Pavilion to find Qian Wanda and see if he still had any elixirs to replenish spiritual power, and now he only had one pill left on his body, and he was about to run out.
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Lingdan Pavilion.
Qian Wanda was still leaning on the seat, holding a cup of tea in his hand, drinking leisurely.
Occasionally, when a female friend passed by, he would squint his eyes and stare at the back of the person.
When you feel satisfied, you will say A-grade goods, and generally B-grade goods, and if you can't see it, you will immediately spit out a mouthful of saliva and snort C-grade goods.
The passers-by looked at each other, thinking that Qian Wanda was not sick.
When a beautiful woman with red hair, a hot body, and full of charm appeared in the Lingdan Pavilion.
Qian Wanda, who was lying on the chair, immediately bounced up, the teacup in his hand disappeared, his eyes were hearty, and he said involuntarily: "I'm thundering, the S-level goods are here again!"
"Uncle Da, what S-class goods?"
At this time, a figure covered in blood appeared in the middle of Qian Wanda and the red-haired beauty, just blocking his vision.
The person who came was Yang Qing, who greeted the red-haired beauty with a smile and said, "Lin Na, why did you come here." ”
And the red-haired and beautiful woman is Lin Na.
Seeing that it was Yang Qing covered in blood, Lin Na was taken aback, and hurriedly came to him, anger flashed on her face: "Who beat you like this, tell the old lady, see if I don't beat him into a eunuch!"
Feeling the concern revealed in Lin Na's words, Yang Qing felt a little moved, it turned out that there were still many people who cared about him.
But in the next second, Lin Na's words almost made him fall to the ground.
I saw Lin Na complaining: "These guys are too ignorant, how can they fight with other people's holes when they beat my brother Yang Qing like this!"
Yang Qing rubbed his brows and said helplessly: "Lin Na, I'm not even thirteen years old now, and I can't help if I want to have a cave room with you!"
"It's okay, I'll wait. ”
When Lin Na heard this, she laughed, and naughtily leaned into Yang Qing's ear and blew the aroma, making Yang Qing feel her little heart pounding.
"Bastard! In broad daylight, under Lang Lang Qiankun, you dare to molest a girl from a good family in public, such a harmonious system, when I don't exist?"
Qian Wanda has endured it for a long time, and directly took Yang Qing aside, and scolded Yang Qing for splitting his head and covering his face, which made Yang Qing's eyes wide open and at a loss.
"It's Lin Na here! Why don't you tell Brother Qian in advance! Qian Wanda turned around and smiled gently at Lin Na, his attitude was really a 180-degree change.
Brother Qian? Qian Wanda, this old thing, can be Lin Na's grandfather!
Hearing this, Yang Qing bent down and vomited in front of the door.
"Old thing, isn't your skin itchy again?"
It was obviously not the first time that Lin Na had been teased by this old pervert, so she rolled up her sleeves on the spot, revealing a large area of white skin in her forearm.
Qian Wanda didn't reply to Lin Na's words, but came to Yang Qing's side and looked down at Yang Qing, who was still vomiting, and said expressionlessly: "Boy, have you finished vomiting, don't deceive people too much." ”
Yang Qing held on to the door weakly, and said helplessly: "Uncle Da, it's not that I deceive people too much, but because of your operation, I can't keep up with the rhythm." ”
Qian Wanda showed an affectionate expression, and said in the direction of Lin Na: "In this world, love has no boundaries, age is not a problem, I will cherish it!"
Hearing this, Yang Qing began to vomit again.
Well?
Qian Wanda turned his eyes to look at Yang Qing and gritted his teeth: "It's too much to deceive, it's too much to deceive!"
"Elder Qian, why be angry!"
Lin Na walked over directly, smiled with a small mouth, and secretly threw Qiu Bo a flattering look, the long legs under a pair of short skirts were very sexy, and Qian Wanda drooled when she saw it.
Looking at the smile on Lin Na's face, Qian Wanda was overjoyed, and he didn't have time to deal with Yang Qing anymore, but howled at the wolf upstairs: "The people above are not dead, hurry up and boil the water for me, build the bed, Lao Tzu is in a hurry!"
"Elder Lin!" Lin Na came to Qian Wanda's side, showing a smile that had brought disaster to the country and the people.
"Little baby, I'm here!" Qian Wanda closed his eyes, feeling his body melt in Lin Na's smile.
However, the situation was a little different than he expected.
"You old thing, I've put up with you for a long time, and today I have to beat you so much that you don't even know your ancestors!!"
Lin Na suddenly changed her smiling face, like a crazy tigress, grabbed Qian Wanda's remaining hair with one hand, and directly pressed him to the ground, stepping on her face with big feet and big feet, and finally she couldn't get enough of it, and took out a large mace in the storage bag and smashed it directly.
Here at the gate, there was a miserable scream of Qian Wanda, how miserable the sound was, like a ghost screaming in broad daylight, passers-by paid attention, and then hurriedly walked away with a pale face.
Yang Qing leaned on the pillar in front of the gate, looking at this scene, he felt his legs weaken, and swallowed his saliva fiercely, secretly saying that it seemed that this immortal would at least be severely disabled.