Chapter Ninety-Four: Self-Nomination
"I don't want to follow the king's left and right, make suggestions for the king's grand cause, do your best, and die!"
Hearing this, the monkey couldn't help but hold his stomach and laugh, leaning forward and backward with laughter, laughing so much that the squirrel spirit was completely stunned.
"King, are the words of your subordinates so funny?"
"How did I become king?" the monkey asked rhetorically.
"The king is approachable, but Lu Qing only thinks that 'monkey' is the king's nickname. Since it's a nickname, it's impossible to call it by subordinates. Since the king is unwilling to set up a new name, and his subordinates see that the king has the appearance of an emperor, it is better to call it the 'monkey king'. In this case, as a subordinate, it is natural to call the 'king'. "That look was very strict, and it really looked like that.
This must be the most serious monster a monkey has ever seen.
"I see, what do you mean, you're coming to take refuge in me?"
"Yes...... Be. I beg the king to take me. The squirrel spirit hurriedly kowtowed.
"Can you fight?"
The squirrel spirit lowered his head and wiped his sweat.
"I asked if you could fight? How many can you fight?"
The squirrel spirit was sweating profusely and trembled slightly: "No...... No. It is still shallow in the lower cultivation, but he has a wide range of knowledge, and he will definitely be able to help the king achieve a hegemony!"
The monkey yawned lazily and said, "How long have you been here?"
"Up and down a year. ā
"Oh, who were you with?"
"Before......"
"Say!"
was shouted by the monkey, and the squirrel spirit was immediately frightened and prostrated down, trembling: "I followed the crocodile spirit before......"
"Oh, are you his advisor?"
"Yes...... Oh no...... It's ......" The squirrel spirit was completely flustered.
"Yes or no!"
The monkey shouted again, and beat the cloud stick hard, and the squirrel spirit was so frightened that his soul was almost gone, so he had to lie on the ground and whisper, "Yes...... It's ......"
The corners of his mouth rose slightly, and the monkey looked playfully at the squirrel spirit trembling on the ground, and said with a smile: "Then he has your assistance, but he has really achieved a hegemony." ā
Hearing this, the squirrel spirit died in the heart.
Hey, anyway, it's going to break the jar.
With the mentality that if you don't succeed, you will become a benevolent, the squirrel spirit mustered up the courage to pounce, hugged the monkey's thigh and cried: "King, that crocodile spirit is stubborn and self-serving, and the enemy is not clear, so he struck hastily, no wonder he is below." It's better to stay here and give it a try, Lu Qing only asks for a piece of tile to cover his head, and there is no luxury. Besides, if you know the ins and outs of the crocodile spirit faction, you will definitely be able to help the king subdue its remnants!
The appearance of a handful of snot and tears made the monkey feel disgusted.
"Get out of here!"
"King, give Lu Qing a chance!"
", do you understand! Stay cool!"
"Lu Qing must have done his best to die, and then he will die, my lord!"
The monkey finally couldn't stand it anymore and raised his foot to kick it.
A scream.
The squirrel spirit was kicked a foot away, fell to the ground with a thud, and lay on the ground for a while without moving.
The eyes of the whole camp were drawn to it, and all the goblins put down what they were doing, and stared blankly at the monkeys, at the squirrel spirits who had fallen to the ground motionless.
The monkey said in his heart: "Won't you really kick it to death?
He stood up with some trepidation.
Actually, this girl didn't do anything, if she really died like this, she was really a little unhappy.
A jaw-dropping scene appeared, only to hear the squirrel spirit roar, stood up suddenly, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and even wanted to pounce on the monkey desperately!
"You're looking for death!" The monkey hurriedly picked up the cloud stick on the side to make a gesture, and the squirrel spirit swallowed his saliva, blinked his eyes and took a step back without daring to come again.
"Get out!" the monkey yelled at him again, so startled that his neck shrank slightly, and he only blinked at the monkey pitifully with tear-stained eyes.
After a long time, he finally held back another sentence: "That...... That king, Lu Qing lives in Yingkou, it's good! As long as the king summons ......"
"Stay wherever you like, just don't live in my camp!"
"Lu Qing understands!" The squirrel spirit hurriedly knelt on the ground, wiped his tears and bowed: "King Xie, King Xie! Lu Qing knows enough! King Wanfu!"
The corners of the monkey's mouth twitched slightly, and he was speechless at this strange thing. I could only give him a blank look, turn around and leave.
"How did this thing survive until now, it is estimated that the luck is better than that of the white ape. The monkey thought.
When the sun set, the four monsters finally returned, exhausted one by one.
While eating, the old white ape held the tile with wild vegetables for half a day in a daze, as if he had lost his soul, and he didn't know what he was thinking. The old cow lowered his head and stuffed things into his mouth vigorously, sweating profusely, and didn't say a word. The short-mouthed hand and mouth did not stop, but just stared at the campfire with straight eyes.
The abnormality of these three monsters attracted the attention of the little demons, and the atmosphere in the entire camp suddenly became a little depressing.
In the end, only the heartless horn is the most delicious.
As for the new squirrel spirit, he was squatting at the camp gate and swallowing pitifully.
After eating, the four youkai pulled the monkey to sit on the edge of the fence and summarized today's harvest.
"Look. Shortbeak took the branch and began to draw on the ground: "We have the territory of the vulture spirit to the north, the territory of the scorpion spirit to the south, the cheetah spirit to the northeast, and the snake spirit to the southeast. To the west is an open space, and then to the Evil Dragon Pond, and in the water is the territory of the carp spirit, but our well water does not interfere with the river water, so we can ignore him. I'm ...... today."
The short-mouthed voice suddenly stopped, straightened up and glanced behind him.
Lying on his stomach behind the fence was the squirrel spirit of the day.
"Who is this?" he asked, turning to the monkey.
"Why are you asking me?"
"Your perception is much stronger than mine, you didn't speak, this is not something you know?"
The monkey snorted and laughed: "I came to enlist in the military division today." ā
"You still recruit military advisors?"
"Self-referral, self-referral. I didn't say yes. ā
The short mouth immediately turned his head: "Get out of here! We want to eavesdrop on our conversation, right?"
The squirrel spirit shrank his head slightly: "I want to build a yƬ for the king." ā
Seeing that the other party was motionless, the short mouth wanted to lie on it, and immediately stood up and wanted to be mad, but was pulled by the monkey.
"It's okay, go ahead. ā
With a cold snort, he turned his head and glared at the squirrel spirit, sat down with a short mouth and continued: "We have checked, and the weakest one among them is the snake spirit." The most dangerous is the vulture. We can serve the snake spirit in a pot tonight, and the others will not be touched for the time being. ā
At this time, a lazy voice came from behind him: "If you move the snake spirit, the vulture will definitely strike." The two of them are put brothers. I think you're the only one here who can fly, can you single-handedly take on the vultures and a bunch of marksmen?"
"Then we took the scorpion essence first, and this scorpion refinement is not very good. ā
"Do you have an antidote to scorpion poison?"
"I said, can you stop interjecting!" Shortmouth angrily turned around and pointed at the squirrel spirit with a branch, "Believe it or not, I killed you!"
The squirrel spirit was not afraid, and his round eyes only stared at the monkey.
The monkey rolled his eyes and beckoned, "Come in!"
"Subordinates obey!" The creature was so happy that he almost jumped up, trotted around in a big circle, and when he reached the gate of the camp, he also dressed up and slowed down, and slowly walked to the five monsters in a circle, and arched his hand: "See the king." Four colleagues, fortunately will be honored. In Xia Luqing, it was originally a cloth cloth, but fortunately the king took pity on the account, and asked for more advice in the future. ā
The short-mouthed man turned his head and pointed at the squirrel spirit and asked, "Where did you come from?"
Suddenly, the demons burst into laughter.
The squirrel spirit blushed and shouted in a righteous and awe-inspiring voice: "This is not sour! This is bookish gas! Do you understand bookish gas? You stinky illiterate!"