Volume 1 Yin and Yang Yi Tao Chapter 2 Big Comings and Goings
At the entrance of the alley outside the liquor store, two people sneaked in.
"Hey, Ma Liu, is this trick okay?" Wang Wu asked his companion as he peeked into the wine shop.
Ma Liu took out the wine bag from his bosom and carefully took out the handkerchief. When I opened the handkerchief, there were dead bugs bigger than my thumb.
There are more legs than centipedes, and there are hairy barbs on the legs, like southern cockroaches that are several times larger, and the carapace is turquoise, which looks particularly terrifying.
"Wow!" Wang Wu jumped out of the way at once, "What is this!"
Ma Liu took a few more sips in distress before throwing the worm into the wine bag, "This is a good thing, I finally got it from the eldest brother I made friends with Hanako." Take this today, so you can see my Maliu's ability!"
"Guest officer, what else do you want to order-" Ling Qianshan had just arranged for the guests to enter the store, when he suddenly saw a splashing man walking into the wine shop stiffly.
In full view of everyone, he fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth on his back.
Sure enough, it came. Ling Qianshan threw away the rag and came to Ma Liu, who fell to the ground, funny, "The New Year has passed, don't pay New Year's greetings like this." ”
Ma Liu raised the wine bag in his hand and shouted at the top of his throat: "Don't drink it, it's poisonous in the wine!"
"What?" the guests were shocked.
"Please believe me! it hurts, it hurts...... it really hurts" Ma Liu rolled on the ground for a while, feeling that the kung fu of the iron plate bridge was almost done, and then he staggered and got up, "This is poisonous wine! Don't you feel that something is wrong with your body?"
"Something is wrong, no?" A guest subconsciously took a sip of wine, which tasted good, "Ma Liu, what are you doing?"
"No?" Maroku rushed to the guest's side, "Don't you feel it?" Think about it, do you feel particularly tired when you go home after drinking this wine?"
"Exhaustion...... So, it's a little, maybe I've walked too much......"
"No, it's the wine!" Ma Liu asserted desperately. He walked up to the guests one by one and asked them about their health one by one.
"You have athlete's foot? No, no, no, you must have not had athlete's foot before, you must have drunk this wine. ”
"You were hit by a carriage yesterday? Alas, if you hadn't drunk the wine here, you wouldn't have done this. ”
"What's wrong with you? Oh, you think you have cotton sores? That's the wine...... By the way, you stay away from us, what kind of wine do you drink when you have this disease, hurry up and go home and buy a coffin!"
was intimidated by Ma Liu's momentum, and some guests were really suspicious. Ling Qianshan watched from the sidelines for a long time, and then he said with a smile: "Don't listen to his nonsense, how can there be any poisonous wine?"
"It's not poisonous wine, why is there poisonous insects in it?"
Ma Liu emptied the wine bag, and then forcibly picked up the bugs from the wine with disgust, and motioned for everyone to see if he was lying. After seeing the big green bugs, the guests were in an uproar.
Taking advantage of the noise, Ma Liu whispered to Ling Qianshan: "Let Erniang come out to see me, and forget about it." Don't hold on, let me tell you, this plan is called murder. ”
He smiled proudly, being disturbed like this, what kind of store can't be opened, this trick is tried, and it's not easy to go to the government, and so on, the yamen doesn't care.
"Young Master Ling, you're just a runaway, let's go back and find the shopkeeper. ”
"I'm not going. The smile on Ling Qianshan's face did not change in the slightest, "You are not a poisonous insect." ”
"Why isn't it ......" Ma Liu lowered his head and looked at the empty palm, "Huh?"
The insect just now ran into Ling Qianshan's hand at some point.
"Poisonous insects? Why didn't I see them?" Ling Qianshan scratched his head and simply threw the huge insect into his mouth.
Crunch.
Ma Liu's eyes widened, he watched the young man chewing with relish, and showed a dissatisfied look, looking at Ma Liu directly, as if he wanted to continue to ask for a few, dip the steamed bun and drink wine. Ma Liu stood for a long time, then leaned over and threw up.
"What you vomit, it's all soaked in your wine. Ling Qianshan patted Ma Liu's shoulder and said with a grin, "Or do you admit that you deliberately threw it in?"
"I admit you're a ruthless person. Ma Liu touched his mouth with his cuffs and winked at Wang Wu outside. Wang Wu willingly blended in with the onlookers, only to hear Ma Liu continue, "But Master Ling, do you think you can't do anything if you eat it?"
"What other tricks do you have?" Ling Qianshan asked, tilting his head, curiously.
"Beat you up!"
Ma Liu's shoulders shook suddenly, and white qi suddenly rose from his body, and he punched Ling Qianshan's stomach. Almost at the same time, Wang Wu also pounced from the crowd and blocked Ling Qianshan's back road.
The cooperation of these two splashes is really seamless, one after the other, just sandwiching Ling Qianshan in the middle.
However, Ling Qianshan was like having eyes in the back, and he had already known the plans of these two people, so he could take a step to the left.
With this kick, Ma Liu's fist hit the air, and then slammed into Wang Wu who pounced.
"Boom!"
Wang Wushi ate this trick raw, and his whole body flew out.
"Wang Wu!" Ma Liuwan never expected that it would be such an ending, and he glared at Ling Qianshan viciously.
"Everyone saw it, he called suddenly, who knew it hit his friend. Ling Qianshan seemed to have no idea what was going on, and shrugged innocently, "He even used his vitality to be ruthless to his friends." ”
"You guy!" Ma Liu still wanted to speak, but saw Ling Qianshan looking at him with a smile.
Ling Qianshan smiled, "You did it to me just now, right?" ”
"What can I do to you......" Ma Liu's mouth froze as soon as he said half a sentence, and his previous momentum disappeared without a trace like snow meeting the sun, and he stumbled and replied, "I, I, didn't we hurt you." ”
"What do you think?"
Ling Qianshan's smile did not change, but beads of sweat were already seen on Ma Liu's forehead. Wang Wu, who fell to the ground, barely stood up and grabbed Ma Liu's cuffs. Ma Liu supported Wang Wu, and the two of them limped out of the wine shop with their heads down.
The guests cheered for Ling Qianshan.
Ling Qianshan arched his hand in all directions, and at the same time gently flung the insect into the hidden pocket of the cuff. It looked like he was throwing it into his mouth just now, but in fact it was just a trick in a trick, and he would have many similar tricks.
The guests were ready to take their seats, but no one expected that today's wine shop would be much more lively than usual.
"It's kind of interesting. A strange man hissed and laughed at the door.
Since he is a weirdo, he naturally has to have a strange mannerism.
He was dressed in a noble garment, with a wide purple collar trimmed with black trim, a silk and gold silk yellow robe, a gold-encrusted girdle around his waist, and a sword diagonally straddled behind him, which must have been of great value. However, the man's figure was very slender, and the spring breeze blew gently and made the sleeves of his clothes tremble, like a dead wood doll wrapped in clothes.
Not only that, but all the bare skin of the strange man, including his face, was tightly wrapped in white cloth, revealing only a pair of eyes, like a demon in Senluo.
When the guests saw the strange man, they were silent for a moment, and then they dispersed as a rabble.
After the last guests fled in a hurry, the strange stepped into the liquor store. He threw his sword on the table, and then said hoarsely, "Please serve all the good wine and food here." ”
Ling Qianshan came to the table and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, it's not right now." ”
The strange man was stunned: "It's all sold?"
"There are all the wine and food, and it's no problem to pull them out for a banquet for three days and three nights. Ling Qianshan said seriously.
"Then why not?" asked the stranger impatiently.
Ling Qianshan still smiled, "Because you haven't settled the bill yet—or rather, help them settle the bill." You scared them away, and I can't explain it to the shopkeeper. So you can't do business here until you check them out. ”
"Hmph, they ran away because they were afraid of me. The strange man was amused by Ling Qianshan's words, and his originally hoarse voice was a little softer, "You're not afraid of me?"
"I really don't know what you're afraid of, guest officer. Speaking of fear, now I'm only afraid of one thing. ”
"What's the matter?"
"I'm afraid you don't have the money to pay the bills. ”
It turns out that the strange man has silver, and not only can he buy the wine and meat he eats, but also buy a copy for Ling Qianshan.
Ling Qianshan was not polite, and sat opposite the strange man and ate and drank.
The weirdo bought an entire table, but only moved his chopsticks for everything, and sat there drinking alone.
"Do all the people who wander the rivers and lakes eat as little as you?" Ling Qianshan asked as he ate.
The strange man put his wine down, "Have you seen a lot of people wandering the rivers and lakes?"
Ling Qianshan pointed to the empty seat in the wine shop. Many of the guests who escaped just now usually call themselves that.
The strange man grinned—though he could not see his expression under the cover of a strip of cloth, but he could feel him sneering—and the strange man patted the sword on the table, and said in a cold voice:
"Some people, although they are in the rivers and lakes, are just tourists and passers-by after all, and they don't know anything. And some people, even if they don't walk in the rivers and lakes, already understand the doorway. Young Master of the Ling family, do you think I'm right?"
"Oh?" Ling Qianshan raised his sword eyebrows, "Why do you say that?"
The strange man hissed and replied, "The head of the Ling family is in charge of spying, and he is in charge of the espionage for the Guo family, and he is not only targeting the enemy country, but also the major sects of the Green Forest. It is rumored that in the ninety-nine years of the previous week, the Ling family used various means to gradually record all the martial arts secrets of all sects - a total of 18,362 exercises. ”
"It's just a rumor. And don't forget, the Ling family is long gone. Ling Qianshan said in a deep voice.
"But these exercises haven't been taken away, have they?"
The strange man stood up, suddenly picked up his sword, and used the sword as a fist like a ghost to slam the door, directly hitting the down-and-out young man in front of him. Obviously, the sword was not unsheathed, but the extremely fierce sword wind was coming.
In this regard, Ling Qianshan was not in a hurry, stepped away from the two, and avoided the sudden stabbing blow sideways.
The sword wind that missed with the target happened to collide with the signboard of the liquor store. "Get out" was smashed to pieces, and only one word remained.
Beat!