"Ding, congratulations to the host for completing the main quest and rewarding 100,000 experience points. ”

"Ding, the side quest is released, repel Li Tianwang Nezha, and reward 500 experience points. ”

The voice of the system sounds...

"Master, Li Jing is about to come in, what should we do! Senior brother is like this, we can't do it!"

Zhu Bajie said, as soon as he saw Nezha, he was stunned.

"Don't worry, there is a promising teacher!"

Tang Sen shook his long hair and said confidently.

In order not to harm ordinary little girls, he has already modified his face a little with his fluttering palms, otherwise it would be difficult to travel.

"Come with me and see how the teacher can deal with Li Tianwang. ”

With three apprentices, Tang Sen strode out of the courtyard, and unexpectedly, three girls dressed as palace maids popped out of the grass.

"Little sisters, don't look at it, the poor monk is not as handsome as before!"

"Holy monk, even if you are not as handsome as before, we are willing to serve you!"

A younger sister spoke, she looked like a flower, and she was very shy, but also very courageous.

"No need, go back to your own house and find your own mother. ”

Tang Sen shook his head, expressing speechlessness, Bai Xue said that some bold palace maids in the palace these days were guarding the door and squatting at her every day, giving her one of her daughters a headache.

At first, he didn't believe it, but now he doesn't have to doubt it, and secretly says that these girls are really bold.

At this time, above the Imperial City of the Treasure Elephant Kingdom, rows of heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals were standing, the sunlight was blocked, and the entire Imperial City felt dark.

"Hey~ Lao Li, why are you here again?"

Tang Sen flew into the sky, and at this time, there was a twenty-eight boy beside Li Tianwang, with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, and he looked very handsome.

"It can't be a woman!"

He looked suspicious, although Nezha was dressed in men's clothes, but he watched TV longer than he was studying, and he found that it was abnormal at a glance.

The little trick of a man pretending to be a woman can stump those who are stupid and stunned with insufficient eyesight.

But for a person like him who has been fighting on the "battlefield" all year round, his eyes are vicious, and he is more than an old driver.

"Bold Tang Sanzang, don't hurry up and arrest him, go back to heaven with my father. ”

Nezha's fire-tipped spear pointed at Tang Sen from afar, just like that proud snow Dongmei, confident and arrogant.

For Nezha's words, Tang Sen turned a blind eye, carefully observed her skin, and said abruptly: "Nezha, you are a girl!"

"What?"

A few apprentices were stunned, never expecting that the master would jump out of such a sentence.

Suddenly, not only them, but also a group of heavenly soldiers were dumbfounded.

Girl?

They were very puzzled, this Tang Seng is stupid, Nezha is obviously the third prince, everyone in the Heavenly Palace knows it, how can it be a girl?

Only a trace of disbelief flashed in Li Jing's eyes, and he said secretly: This Tang Sen is really good eyesight.

"You're talking nonsense, I'm obviously a boy. ”

Nezha was annoyed, and the cold light of the fire-tipped spear appeared, and he could give Tang Sen a shot at any time.

"Master, be careful, it hurts to be stabbed by a gun, I'm an expert. ”

The little white dragon came to Tang Sen's side and whispered, extremely obscene.

"You stay away from being a teacher. Tang Sen looked disgusted, this guy was embarrassed to say it, he was really not ashamed.

"Whether it's a boy or not, you'll know when you take off your shirt, come, like a poor monk, let's be honest with each other. ”

As he spoke, Townsend pulled his shirt, revealing his strong chest muscles.

"Shameless! ”

Nezha looked away in disgust.

"Huh~ It's so big, is he showing off? Why don't you call the giant spirit god over. ”

There was a heavenly soldier with a big nervous bar, it should be the first time he saw Tang Sen, showing a look of disdain, and said to the brother next to him in a loud voice.

"Hey, that loud voice, come over and I'll ask you, the poor monk and the giant spirit god, Nezha, whose chest muscles are big?"

Townsend beckoned, very enthusiastic, like a brother he hadn't seen in years.

That day, the soldier's face was rough, his appearance was the same as that of Sha Seng, his voice was no less than that of Bajie, and his nerves were as straight as Li Jing's, and he said:

"It must be the Giant Spirit God, the chest muscles of the Giant Spirit God are the largest in the entire Heavenly Court, not smaller than those female fairies, at least bigger than Nezha, not to mention you, not as big as Nezha. ”

He gestured as he spoke, staring at Nezha's chest non-stop.

Nezha's face turned green, and he scolded this Tianbing and Tang Sen in his heart.

Her daughter is her little secret, and she has been hiding it well, but she didn't expect to be recognized by Tang Sen at a glance, and she couldn't help but feel a hatred for Tang Sen.

At this time, Li Jing was even angrier than Nezha, feeling that his face was very dull, and he greeted the eighteenth generation of the ancestors of the soldiers that day in his heart.

Damn, how do you feel like a spy sent from the other side!

He yelled, "That's enough, where did you come from? Are you here or there? Or you can follow that monk and learn from it!"

The heavenly soldiers trembled, and were startled by Li Jing's loud voice, but he felt that he was not afraid of things, and muttered in a low voice: "I don't care, it just so happens that the marshal is over there, it's a big deal to continue to mess with the marshal." ”

"Made, what's your name, I'll remove you when you go back to Heaven. ”

Li Jing was very angry, this guy didn't understand human feelings too much, he didn't give any face, and he felt that his face was dull.

"My name is Zhang Mo, I am a good person in the mortal world, I have been a sailor in the heavenly court, why should you dismiss me, I don't accept it!"

Zhang Mo shook his beard and teary eyes, but he was like a child at his age, and his painting style was very peculiar.

"Isn't your name Zhang Mo? Then you don't speak silently, why is your voice louder than mine. ”

Li Jingdu was about to explode, scolding non-stop, he was popular with his own people, and he was really a pig-like teammate.

"You said you were a good person, so why did you go to the Heavenly Court to be a river army? Do you know what the water army means?"

"The navy is the worst soldier in the heavenly army, your marshals have all been reincarnated as pigs, you have also disbanded, the navy no longer exists, it has become a thing of the past. ”

Zhu Bajie couldn't stand it anymore, this special Li Jing definitely deliberately said it to him, and deliberately buried him.

He opened his mouth and said: "Li Jing, you speak to show me some respect, my old pig's official position back then was not under you." ”

"What's wrong with the water army? The water army is not a human being, not a heavenly soldier? Haven't you contributed to the heavenly court? If it weren't for us, you people would have been drowned by the water of the heavenly river, hum~"

"You pig is no longer a member of the heavenly court, any marshal, it's all fake, you are just a pig. ”

"You're a dead tota, you don't know if you're green, Nezha isn't your son at all. ”

The two quarreled and competed against each other, Zhu Bajie also became angry, and his loud voice didn't care about anything, and this time he was heard by the heavenly soldiers, and it exploded in an instant.

Nezha is not Li Jing's son? They were stunned, this is great news, and it is even more shocking than the dark age of ancient times.

"Yes, Bajie, what you said is too good, not only is it not a son, but it is not a daughter, hahahaha~"

Tang Sen slapped his face and said happily, Bajie's words came to his heart, and he happened to be looking for clues How to lead to this question.

"Dead pig's head, don't talk nonsense, be careful that this Heavenly King will report to the Jade Emperor and send you into the hell of pulling out your tongue. ”

Li Jing was so angry that he couldn't hold it up, and threatened Zhu Bajie word by word, looking like that, he couldn't wait to eat him raw.

"Heavenly King, this is your fault, you are willing to be cuckolded for a lifetime? ”