Chapter 16: The First Blackface in History
Taking out a large frying pan, the successful Peiyuan paste is a small piece of white jade crystal in the middle, about a hundred grams, Xu Feng carefully dug it out and put it on a plate.
As for the pan, there are also blue, black, brown, purple, mixed paste.
Xu Feng didn't know what these things were.
Forget it, just collect it together.
Find a bottle.
Loaded.
Holding the small spoon, Xu Feng looked at the Peiyuan paste on the plate, and his heart was worried.
Peiyuan paste is crystal clear, exuding a faint fragrance.
However, Xu Feng still couldn't be sure.
This can not be eaten.
"Although there are some differences with the Peiyuan paste in my memory, I should be able to eat it. ”
Dig out a small piece and put it in your mouth.
Soft and glutinous, lips and teeth fragrant.
A little better than jelly.
Nothing was a problem.
It is a qualified product.
After a few spoonfuls in a row, there were only two hundred grams of Pei Yuan paste left in the plate.
A stream of heat emerged from the lower abdomen, dispersed into the limbs and hundreds of remains, and rushed straight to the essence of the hundred veins.
Xu Feng hurriedly sat down cross-legged and began to operate the Purple Qi Void Spirit Technique, guiding this heat flow to exercise his body.
Three days later, Xu Feng opened his eyes, and his eyes were shining.
Got up and punched the air, and the air exploded.
"Five thousand kilograms!"
Next, you can break through the three layers of the forging body, and there are no worries.
It stinks a bit.
Another layer of greasy dirt has appeared on the skin.
The dirt is getting more and more......
It stinks!
didn't have time to think about it, Xu Feng hurriedly pulled the bath towel and ran to the bathroom.
Fifteen minutes later, Xu Feng, who had a dark face, returned to the dormitory.
"How do you keep the rest of Peiyuan paste?"
Xu Feng was entangled.
There are no storage bags, no storage rings, and no jade boxes for the door.
You can't eat them all.
Just after eating Peiyuan cream, the body has not been completely consolidated, and continuing to eat it may cause some adverse reactions.
The rest of the peiyuan paste is packed into a plastic bag.
Keep tightly closed.
After tidying up, Xu Feng took a few books and walked to the classroom.
It's five o'clock in the afternoon, and there are still about five hours left to study.
Because it was a holiday, there were not many people in the classroom.
Liu Hao, Song Qing, Liu Xun and others were not there, in order to celebrate Xu Feng's abandonment of the three-mode exam and going crazy, they decided to carnival all night for the past two days.
Despite this, Xu Feng's arrival still caused many students to be shocked.
"Xu Feng, you were arrested to dig coal, and your face is so dark?"
Xiao Yan was about to go to the cafeteria when he saw Xu Feng's black face, and was frightened and took three steps back.
Han Li patted her chest, Xu Feng's illness was serious!
Li Wenwen is frightened, will it be dangerous?
"Unexpected. ”
Xu Feng skipped it, returned to his seat and began to do the question.
There is more than a day of rest left to completely get rid of the creatures.
For many students, waiting for exam results is always boring.
But this time it wasn't boring at all, Xu Feng brought them a new surprise.
The whole face was black.
I don't know which classmate who passed by Class 9 secretly took a picture of Xu Feng's black face and sent it to the campus forum, and a piece titled "The First Black Face in History - Xu Feng" was put to the top.
Instantly hot!
Immediately after that, the post was reposted on Weibo and major community forums.
The emoji about Xu Feng was quickly released.
Viral videos about Xu Feng quickly appeared.
The joke about Xu Feng spread quickly, and the main joke was to beat Liu Fatzi.
Probably to increase the attractiveness of the joke, I don't know which classmate of Donghai No. 1 Middle School actually posted a photo of Liu Fatzi's swollen face.
Thereupon.
Liu Jing, the director of teaching, quickly became famous.
Emojis, videos, jokes, and comics spread rapidly, and his fame caught up with Xu Feng.
Of course, the most classic of them is a micro-anime adapted from the comic "The First Black Face Battle Swollen Face Fat Man in History".
At this time, Liu Jing was inviting a few friends to eat barbecue.
Beer, barbecue, super refreshing.
Bite!
Received a WeChat message.
Who, send WeChat at this time.
Liu Jing turned on her mobile phone, and it was an old classmate who sent WeChat.
The information is a GIF emoji, specifically a black-faced student wearing the uniform of Donghai No. 1 Middle School is constantly slapping the swollen face of the big head Liu Jing left and right, with a line: "Accept it or not?"
[Wow Wow: Liu Jing, is this you?]
[Liu Jing: Where did you come from?]
[Wow wow: Forum, the cat world I manage, the whole community is spreading this series of emojis. 】
[Wow wow: Liu Jing, you are popular, popular all over the country, and have become a well-known Internet celebrity!]
[Wow wow: Do you want to help you promote a wave, it's free.] 】
The director of operations of the Cat World Forum, who was sitting next to the computer, was about to enter into in-depth communication with Liu Jing, an old classmate, but he didn't expect to receive a prompt from the deleted friend.
Hey, it's not easy to become a popular Internet celebrity all over the country.
It's a pity.
In front of the barbecue stall, Liu Jing's face flushed: "Xu Feng, I don't share the sky with you!"
Without waiting for a friend to ask, Liu Jing checked out and left in a hurry.
A few people were left looking at each other.
"What happened to Liu Jing?"
"I don't know, there may be something urgent. ”
"By the way, I just received an emoji, it seems to be Liu Jing. ”
"I'll see, it's really, hahaha. ”
"That's a spoof, hahaha. ”
Xu Feng was on fire.
Liu Jing is on fire.
Xu Feng, the protagonist of the incident, does not know it yet.
He's working on the question in earnest.
Creatures are wonderful.
At around 8 o'clock in the evening, the classroom door slammed into the wall, and the students who stayed in the classroom for self-study raised their heads one after another.
"Xu Feng, get out of here!"
Liu Jing stood at the door of the classroom angrily.
The moment he saw Xu Feng's black face, it was not clear what was going on.
Xu Feng ignored it.
Unless it's thundering and raining, he doesn't care about anything.
"Xu Feng, get out of here!"
Liu Jing was furious, raised her voice and shouted.
Students from several adjacent classes walked out of the classroom one after another and looked at Class 9.
Obediently, the teaching director Liu Fatzi is here again.
Xu Feng continued to do the question.
Liu Jing rolled up her sleeves, strode in front of Xu Feng, and grabbed it on the spot with her fat hand.
The left hand was raised and cut on Liu Jing's wrist.
"Ahh
Pull and push!
Smack!
"Ahh
Pig-like screams rang out of the classroom in waves.
"Class 9 is killing pigs again. ”
"The screaming seems to be Liu Fatzi, it's too brutal. ”
"Beating the teaching director, I didn't expect to see it with my own eyes, Xu Feng, why is Xu Feng's face black?"
"I'll go, you're too outdated, I'll show you the series of emojis "The First Black Face Battle Swollen Face Fat Man in History", the original version of the real person, has anyone recorded it?!"
"Isn't Xu Feng crazy, how can he be so powerful? ”
There was a lot of discussion outside the classroom, and the classroom was dumbfounded.
Xu Feng withdrew his hand and said calmly: "Don't disturb my study." ”
"You!"
Fat Liu came back to his senses and stared at Xu Feng viciously.
The dislocated right hand caused him a lot of pain.
Sober and calm.
"Xu Feng, you wait, get out of Donghai No. 1 Middle School the day after tomorrow!"
Holding his right hand, Liu Fatzi ran out of Class Nine in a gloomy manner.
"Whatever you see, go back to self-study!"
The onlookers booed.
Liu Fatzi took the road and fled.
Before I knew it, it was time for the end of the night self-study.
Liu Wenwen stood at the door of the classroom and knocked on the door: "Xu Feng, turn off the lights and lock the door." ”
Well?
Lin Xiao didn't come today.
Xu Feng cleaned up a little and left the classroom.
Li Wenwen walked behind, a little surprised by Xu Feng's indifference.
Xu Feng, who was crazy, didn't even look at her, and before she was released, she would definitely peek at her every day.
He is very sick, so it is better to stay away from him.
Li Wenwen made a decision.
"Xu Feng, is it really Xu Feng, can you give me an autograph?" Out of nowhere, a male classmate ran to Xu Feng with a book and a pen to ask for an autograph.
Xu Feng was stunned for a moment, took the pen, and signed his name.
"Thanks, my name is ...... Wow, school flower!Li Wenwen, it's really a blessing for three lives, can you ......?"
"Oh, oh, I see, I'm sorry to bother you. ”
"I'm so sorry, I'm leaving. ”
The wind came and went, and this classmate disappeared in front of the two of them in front of the wind.
Be all abroad.
Xu Feng walked towards the dormitory.
Li Wenwen's breath was suffocated, and she stopped in place, and a flood of power was born in her body, which was about to burst out.
Damn, where did you come from?
She actually ......
actually had an affair with Xu Feng, who was crazy and sick, and was misunderstood.
Xu Feng!
As soon as she looked up, where was Xu Feng's figure in front of her, she had already crossed the bridge and disappeared from her field of vision.
"Ahh
Liu Wenwen felt that she was going crazy.
Don't spread it to school forums, don't!
What to be afraid of, what to come.
The next day, the forum reported that Xu Feng, the first blackface in history, and Li Wenwen, the school flower, were dating.
You must know that the water lilies under the moonlight in East China Sea No. 1 are very beautiful.
Under the street lamp, the flowing water is still clinging, and the water lilies are quiet.
Exactly the right place for a date!
It was Han Li who showed Li Wenwen the post.
The poster's name is a man like the wind.
Han Li's expression was strange.
I didn't want to ask.
Li Wenwen looked at the post and felt like she was going crazy!
Although the damn rumored classmate didn't take pictures, he posted a lot of Li Wenwen's usual selfies, and specially photoshopped a photo of her and Xu Feng standing together.
Then something even more terrible happened.
The post titled "Latest! The First Blackface School Girl Girlfriend in History!" appeared on Weibo, Cat World and other forums, and even Li Wenwen became popular.
Compared with Liu Fatzi, her treatment is much better.
After all, she is the girlfriend with the first black face in history, and she is still the school girl.
However, the jokers and comic book touches were inspired to create stories such as the swollen-faced fat man and the black-faced battle for the school flower, and the blackface and the school girl's girlfriend to fight the swollen-faced fat man.
When Li Wenwen saw this, a mouthful of old blood spurted out, she was really crazy this time.
The most hateful thing is Xu Feng, who is still doing questions, doing questions, doing questions......
Yes......