The donkey cart got it and ran on the official road, and now, the third brother escaped from Qingbo Gate, breathed a sigh of relief, leaned on the backrest, and fell asleep in a daze. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Phew, with a shout, the donkey cart stopped, and said with a long voice: "Third brother, it's time to the ground." ”

The third brother heard a cup of greetings, opened the curtain and looked, and saw that the donkey cart was parked on the causeway, the causeway was next to the Qiantang River, the sky was high and the clouds were light, the eyes were full of waves, there was a temple on the bank, the third brother asked: "Where is this?"

A cup of long said: "This is the southeast suburb of Hangzhou, this temple is called Sanlang Temple, there is a Taoist friend in the temple, the poor road wants to live in the temple for a few days, to avoid the limelight, the third brother can go east along the causeway, about five miles, there is an ancient road to the north, called Daoxiang Road, you can turn left to the north, bypass Hangzhou, go straight to Nanjing, it is expected that there is no big problem to go here, the poor road is goodbye. ”

As he spoke, he handed the whip to the third brother, jumped off the donkey cart, and said goodbye.

The third brother drove the donkey cart and walked according to the instructions, and there were few pedestrians, cars and horses on the road, and they were really safe.

Daoxiang Road is a country road, in addition to the farmhouses on both sides, it is a forest and bamboo garden, occasionally meet a few people, but also a pleasant farmer village woman, wild old shepherd boy, at a glance, are all good people.

The third brother's heart finally let go.

The car line is about three hours, see a piece of verdant bamboo forest on the side of the road, the autumn breeze is cool, the sun is shining, the yellow warbler chirps, the environment is quiet, then the donkey cart is driven into the bamboo forest, there is a pond inside, the grass stretches on the edge of the pond, the wild flowers are colorful, the scenery is extraordinarily beautiful, straight like a paradise in general, the heart is happy, then the donkey is unloaded, led to the pond to drink water and eat grass, and then the donkey is tied to the bamboo, lying on the bamboo grass by himself, do the homework of "healing and recovering from the grounded", the eyes are closed, the intention is to gather the dantian, and the heart silently recites "grounded" Mantra, absorbing the mixed Yuan Xuanming warm and deep earth qi, only to feel a spring breeze from the dantian stupid, so, no distractions, open up the two veins of Ren Du, the warm earth qi, into the limbs of the hundred remains, only feel the heart sweet, unspeakable use, he will be in the limbs of the hundred bones circulation for a week, refreshed, slowly sat up from the grass, opened his eyes, saw that the zhang put outside, there is a middle-aged fat monk, shy with a big belly, dressed in gray monk robes, barefoot cross-legged, sitting on the grass, shoulders with a shriveled green cloth burden, twisted in the hand with a string of brown Buddha beads, the mouth is chanting, kind eyebrows, smiling at himself。

The third brother couldn't help but be taken aback, I don't know if this person is friend or foe?

The monk snorted and said, "When the monk sees the monk, he grins haha." ”

The third brother bowed together and said, "They are all like-minded people, and they are happy to meet each other." ”

The monk said, "The poor monk knows what you're thinking. ”

The third brother said: "Not necessarily, unless you are an immortal." ”

The monk said: "The poor monk is not an immortal, just an ordinary monk." ”

The third brother smiled: "Then how do you know what I'm thinking!"

The monk said, "Guess what, okay?"

"Good. ”

The monk said: "Guess right, you go with the poor monk, guess wrong, the poor monk goes with you, okay?"

The third brother was stunned for a moment and said: "It's not good at all, the little monk doesn't want to go with the monk, and he doesn't want the monk to go with the monk, the monk is used to being free, he goes alone, what's wrong, forget it, don't guess." ”

The monk said, "Yes, just guess, is it okay?"

The third brother said: "This is okay." ”

The monk said, "Are you thinking, is the poor monk an enemy or a friend, right?"

The third brother was stunned and didn't know how to answer.

The monk said: "The poor monk knows, you were taken aback, and said in your heart, how can you guess so accurately! ”

The third brother smiled bitterly and said, "The senior monk guessed accurately, and the little monk recognized it." ”

The monk said: "Hey, I didn't expect you to be an honest person, transferred a poor monk, and said that you didn't recognize anything, see what you do with me." ”

The third brother said: "As soon as the little monk lies, his face turns red first, don't beat his heart, his heart is panicked, so he doesn't dare to lie." ”

The monk said, "What were you doing just now?"

The third brother said: "Sleepy, sleep." ”

The monk said: "No, it's a lie, the three flowers on your head are steaming, your face is diluted and peaceful, the five qi are Chaoyuan, the snort is long, others can't see it, but the poor monk can see it, where is this sleeping, it is clearly the legendary long-lost superior cultivation kung fu, called 'healing and recovery grounding' divine skill, the founder is the Kunlun Sword Xianba Ancestor." I wonder if the poor monk is right?"

The third brother said, "Hmm, well, yes......"

The monk smiled and said, "Hmm, yes, what does it mean? Let me guess again, "Hmm" means: How do you know? "Hmm" means: "That's right, what? What does it mean? You say yours, I pretend to be deaf and stupid, and I don't say anything about it, see what you do with me." I wonder if the poor monk is right?"

The third brother snorted, was happy, and said: "When the monk was young, he was about a teacher, he was literate and hyphenation, and he had no new ideas, so it was difficult for the little monk to admit his debts, and it was difficult to rely on his debts, so he didn't know how to deal with it." ”

The monk said: "You are a monk with a bit of immortality, how do you know that when the poor monk was young, he was a private school teacher? Dozens of Jinshi, for a while, the door is like a city, the neighbors and eight towns, all send their children to my school to study, the threshold is more broken, the small primary school hall, how can it accommodate so many protégé disciples, the price of the day is twittering, hee-hee-ha, annoying people, the poor monk is not good to receive, not to collect is not good, toss enough. ”

The third brother said: "It's really popular, then you can make a fortune." ”

The monk said: "Of course, it's good to get rich, but there are a lot of troubles, and it's annoying." ”

The third brother said: "Why did you become a monk later?"

The monk said: "The poor monk was a book beetle when he was young, and he loved to read strange books at night, regardless of spring, summer and autumn and winter, so that the book could not be read, and he could not cope with it, so he simply came to see through the red dust, cut the dust edge, and fled into the Buddhism to seek a clean and comfortable." ”

The third brother asked, "Excuse me, where is the monk ordained?"

"Shaolin Temple. ”

The third brother said: "Huh......"

The monk asked, "What do you mean? Shouldn't a poor monk go to Shaolin Temple?"

The third brother said: "You are a scholar, Shaolin Temple is a martial arts scholar, civil and military paths, each with its own merits, it seems that there is something wrong." ”

The monk said: "Scholars can't practice martial arts? Poor monks like to read, and like to practice martial arts, both internal and external, both civil and military, both self-protection, but also save people, isn't it a great thing, practice so far, poor monks in the rivers and lakes, also quite a little famous." ”

The third brother knew that this monk was not simple, looking at his appearance, there was no malice, and when he saw that the sun was in the west, he said: "Good, good, the monk's mouth is like a river, gushing endlessly, plus he has peerless martial arts, the little monk admires it very much, but it is not early, and the little monk will say goodbye." ”

With that, the third brother got up, bowed with his palms together, and was about to leave.

The monk also got up and said, "Wait." ”

The third brother said: "I don't know what advice the senior monk has?"

The monk said, "Why don't you ask who the poor monk is, and you're leaving?"

The third brother said: "Pingshui meets, passes by, comes and goes in a hurry, each has nothing to do, why bother asking this and that, there are many incidents, besides, the name is a real guest, don't ask." ”

The monk put the Buddha beads around his neck, stretched out his hands, blocked the way, and said, "No, you have to ask the poor monk before leaving, you can't go without asking." ”

The third brother said: "The little monk doesn't want to know the name of the senior monk, can't he?"

The monk said, "Of course not. ”

When the third brother saw the monk's serious appearance, he couldn't help but be annoyed: "The monk's move is exactly the same as the robber in the green forest, the little monk doesn't ask, look at you!"

The monk said: "Then you don't want to leave, let's just consume it like this, see who can consume whom." ”

The third brother said: "Just now, the senior monk was polite and polite, but in a blink of an eye, he seemed to have changed a person, and became like a robber, and the little monk really looked away." ”

The monk said: "Don't panic, the poor monk is neither a thief in the green forest, nor an eagle dog in the six doors, the poor monk came to you for an unsolved case, so you must explain the matter clearly, since you want to make it clear, you must find out the identity of the poor monk's legal name, otherwise, this matter cannot be explained clearly." ”

The third brother said: "The little monk can't understand the words of the senior monk. ”

The monk said: "If you don't understand it, the monks know best in their hearts, some things are not beautiful when they are explained thoroughly, and the poor monks will not pierce the window paper." ”

The third brother was haunted by the monk, sighed, and said, "Does the senior monk want the little monk to ask the Dharma number?"

"Of course. ”

The third brother said: "In this case, the little monk is abrupt, please don't blame the little monk for being troublesome." ”

"It's not weird, it's weird. ”

The third brother said: "May I ask the number of the senior monk?"

The monk smiled: "That's right, Amitabha, the poor monk is the protector of Shaolin Temple, the law name: barefoot immortal, you must have heard of it." ”

The third brother has heard that the barefoot immortal of Shaolin Temple does not wear shoes all year round, but his feet are as smooth as jade, even if he steps on the glass of the blade of the ice charcoal fire, he is unscathed, and the light work is excellent, walking like flying; the barefoot immortal is not only famous in the world with a pair of bare feet, at the same time, his palms are also very good, there is the skill of opening the stele and cracking the stone, the rivers and lakes are known as the dragon and the tiger King Kong palm, so walking the rivers and lakes, never carry the sword and Zen staff, the big sleeves fluttering, come and go freely.

The third brother looked at his hands and feet, and it was indeed as ruddy and white, as smooth as jade.

When the Beijing Lecture Wutang released the list of today's martial arts masters, five of them were low-key, hidden, and unfathomable in martial arts, so they could not be commented on and ranked, and they were not included in the list, and the barefoot immortal was one of them.

The third brother respected, put his palms together, and bowed three times, and said: "The name of the great immortal is like thunder, and the little monk is admired to the end, and we can meet today. ”

The barefoot immortal said: "Thanks to the wrong love, the monks and friends are polite." Excuse me, where are the monks ordained?"

The third brother said: "Emei Mountain Wannian Temple." ”

"What do you call it?"

The third brother said: "The little monk is ugly, with a hunched back and a crooked mouth, and the host gives the little monk a nickname, called 'Eighteen Cheap', and the name of the person is ugly, don't laugh." ”

The barefoot immortal said: "No, you don't call it 'Eighteen Cheap', hey, this time you lied, why did your face not change color and your heart didn't beat? ”

The third brother was noncommittal and said, "The little monk has a lot of problems, please forgive the great immortal." ”

The barefoot immortal said: "Those who can do the magic of 'healing and recovering from the ground', except for the Kunlun Sword Immortal Ba Ancestor, there is only his high-footed third brother Liu, no matter how stupid the poor monk is, he can guess and guess, you say, the poor monk guessed right?"

The third brother said: "Daxian thought that he was so frightened, so he scared the little monk into a daze, no, the third brother Liu is the third brother Liu, the eighteenth cheap is the eighteenth cheap, it is basically two people who have nothing to do with each other, Daxian really guessed wrong this time." The little monk doesn't know what 'grounded' magic is, just a nap to relieve fatigue, believe it or not. ”

The barefoot immortal laughed, his eyes were clear, bright as a mirror, he looked at the third brother and said: "For the ever-changing third brother Liu, to become an extremely ugly eighteen cheap, it is just a piece of cake, you can deceive everyone, you can't deceive the poor monk." Although the poor monk is a bookworm, he is not a nerd, his mind has always been calm and sober, and he has insight into the world, and he is by no means a stubborn and biased bookworm who makes stupid fantasies, and it is really difficult to deceive the poor monk. ”

The third brother slapped his swollen face and became fat, and said with a smile: "Okay, I have asked everything that should be asked, and I have said everything that should be said, and the little monk has taken his leave." ”

The barefoot immortal stretched out his hands again, blocked the way, and said, "No, you can't go without telling the truth." ”

The third brother said: "Daxian just said that he must ask the law number before leaving, and the little monk asked, but he said that he can't leave if he doesn't tell the truth, if he tells the truth, I don't know what to say?"

The barefoot immortal laughed and said: "Haha, this is a good saying, if you tell the truth, there is another sentence, which is called 'speak clearly before leaving'." ”

The third brother said: "As long as the great immortal thinks that the little monk has not made it clear, he still can't leave." ”

The barefoot immortal said, "Yes." Most of them can't say clearly, or they can't go, so they have to go to Shaolin Temple with the poor monks. ”

The third brother said: "I didn't expect Daxian to be so domineering. ”

The barefoot immortal said: "The poor monk is the protector of Shaolin, if he violates the laws and regulations of Shaolin, the poor monk will bring the offender to justice, in order to set an example, not overbearing, the rules and regulations in the temple, do you still obey them." ”

The third brother said angrily: "Does the great immortal think he can stop the little monk?"

The barefoot immortal said: "If the monk is in good health, this matter is difficult to say, now the monk is pale, the loss of qi and blood, I heard, has been in the middle of the half moon, suffered endless torture, for a while the true qi in the body is difficult to recover, it seems that Hangcheng catches fast is true, if you start to move, stop the monks, forgive will not be difficult, although, some like the meaning of robbery, however, there is a cheap to pick up, the poor monk will not covet fame, easy to let go. ”

The third brother sneered: "Don't think too beautifully, in fact, there are very few things that are taken for granted in the world, and there are too many unexpected things." If you really start to do it, it's hard to say who wins and who loses. The people on the rivers and lakes said, usually, my luck is not good, but now, it is even more gloomy, if you start to move, but the luck has been good, I also feel weird, I can't figure it out, I don't know what the great immortal thinks. ”

As he spoke, the third brother lifted his robe, and his right hand was already holding the hilt of the sword at his waist.

The barefoot immortal smiled: "It seems that there is indeed such a saying on the rivers and lakes, but the poor monk does not believe it, the poor monk pays attention to real kung fu, kung fu is not good, no matter how good luck is, it is useless to start it." It seems that it is said that it will not move you, so let's learn from each other, but the poor monk knows at a glance, the monk friend is pale, the blood and qi are lost, and the real strength is really not good, the monk friend, no, the third brother, please make the first move. ”

Speaking, the smiling model You'er, took a step back, turned his palms over, and hugged the upper and lower palms as his chest, such as hugging the arc, and in an instant, he had to acupuncture points all over his body, guarding them without leaking, and he was deep in his arms, hiding and killing, which was the demeanor of a famous family.

Third Brother Liu said: "Daxian is a senior, how can the younger generation take advantage of this, let's ask Daxian to make a move first." ”

The barefoot immortal said: "Hey, we seem to be inviting guests to dinner, not competing in martial arts, so polite, this martial arts is incomparable." ”

Liu Sange sneered: "You're welcome, in the final analysis, Daxian is nothing more than for 250,000 taels of silver, everyone has the heart of money, don't pretend, today's rivers and lakes, beautiful words and ghosts can be believed, let's do it, whether you can reward the silver or not, you have to see the real chapter on the kung fu." ”

The barefoot immortal said: "The monks and friends are poor, and the poor monks regard wealth and nobility as floating clouds, and this trip shoulders the mission of Shaolin, and also presides over the fairness of the rivers and lakes." ”

Liu Sange said: "Haha, justice? Daxian is just a member of the rolling tide of chasing Liu Sange, and he will want to put the third brother to death and then quickly, the rivers and lakes are boiling, and the hustle and bustle is on the dust, and now plus the monks, all parties join, and the group attacks it, the world says that it can be killed, and there is a heavy reward for killing, what justice is there at all! ”

The barefoot immortal said: "Wrong, it's not the poor monk's good luck, but the poor monk's good mind." It is expected that you are in a hurry to return to Nanjing, and you want to see the pregnant and childless Nanbu, so at the Chengguan wharf leading to the north, heavy troops are set up to intercept it. The poor monk thinks that Liu Sange is a smart person, and he will not go to the net, detour to the Daoxiang Road in the east of the city, and it is much safer to go north, so the poor monk has been waiting here for a long time, if you don't do the 'grounding' magic skill, maybe, the poor monk really can't recognize it, let you slip away from under your nose, but you just did the work, you should let the poor monk catch, don't figure it out, this is a catastrophe, the catastrophe is coming, it should be returned, you can't escape, the lice on the bald man's head are obvious, Liu Sange, Lai can't rely on the door. ”

The matter has come to this point, the third brother said: "Yes, it is the ever-changing third brother Liu, a barefoot immortal, you can watch and watch it." ”

The barefoot immortal said: "Okay, just admit it." ”

The third brother said: "Daxian is not here for money, but for the old dragon head to do justice?"

The barefoot immortal said, "No." I don't know if you are pretending to be stupid, or pretending to be calm, the poor monk has never been involved in secular disputes, it is for another case. ”

The third brother was confused, and said: "Another case, Daxian, let's put it bluntly, the more you knock on the side, the more confused you will be." ”

The barefoot immortal said, "Do you really want to hear it?"

The third brother said: "Of course." ”

The barefoot immortal nodded, withdrew his palms, lifted his monk's clothes, sat on the ground, and said, "It's a long story, how about sitting down and talking?"

The third brother nodded and sat down across from him.

The barefoot immortal sighed and said, "Open the skylight and say something bright, at the end of this summer, two young monks from Shaolin Temple went to the Four Stone Bodyguard Temple in Heilongjiang to meet Master Master Jingkong." ”

The third brother said with a smile: "The people in the rivers and lakes say that the clear space can't wake up, right, ha, this person is extremely interesting." ”

The barefoot immortal sighed, "Alas, it can't be funny anymore. ”

The third brother said: "How do you say this?"

The barefoot immortal said, "It's dead." ”

The third brother was stunned and said, "Ah, could it be a mistake." ”

The barefoot immortal looked him up and down and said, "You really don't know?"

The third brother said: "I've never heard of it, but it's the first time I've heard of it today." ”

The barefoot immortal said: "Not from illness, but from his killing." ”

The third brother said: "This is strange, someone can kill him!"

The barefoot immortal said: "Strange things are still to come." The two monks came to the top of the four stone mountains, found the bodyguard temple, the temple is simple and narrow, it is an adobe built barroom, it is inaccessible, the monks push open the chai door, enter the Daxiong Treasure Hall, the statue of the Buddha is painted on a yellow cloth, hung on the wall, can not wake up but lie on the ground, dust thrown aside, has already died of anger. Because the temple is on the top of the mountain, the ice and snow on the mountain do not melt all the year round, so, the corpse is well preserved, as if before death, but on the left side of the neck, there is an inch-long sword edge, under the body is a pool of dried blood, blood is splashed out from the wound on the left neck, on the side wall, there are splash-like blood stains, in addition, other parts of the body, there is no damage, from the corpse surface corpse spots and stiffness inference, it has been a year since the death of the can't wake up, can cut off the neck and jugular veins with a sword, and send him to the West Heaven, today's martial arts, there are only a few people. ”

Third Brother Liu exclaimed: "Could it be that the Great Immortal suspects that he is killing and can't wake up?"

The barefoot immortal said: "You are one of several people, of course you can't get rid of it, but the world is unpredictable, and it is difficult to make a conclusion." It's just that I can't wake up the sword edge on my left neck, which makes people naturally think of you, this is the trick of the world's first sword: a sword is red. In fact, there is another thing at the scene, which also vaguely points to you. ”

The third brother said: "Ah, no. ”

The barefoot immortal said: "At that time, the two monks leaned over to take a closer look, and saw that they couldn't wake up and lay on the ground, their index fingers were inserted into the soil, and they didn't know what to do. ”

Third Brother Liu asked, "What's the word?"

Barefoot Daxian said: "The temple is simple, the ground in the Daxiong Treasure Hall is an earthen flat, and the index finger that can't wake up is inserted into the soil, and on the ground above the right above his head, a crooked 'wood' character is written." ”

Third Brother Liu said, "What does that mean?"

The barefoot immortal said: "Some people speculate that when he couldn't wake up and die, he wanted to write down the name of the killer." ”

Third Brother Liu said: "This has nothing to do with me, right?"

The barefoot immortal said: "There is a saying that if you can't wake up, you want to write a 'willow' character, and you write half of it, but you die, and you don't write it." The word 'Liu' refers to Brother Liu, which contrasts with 'a sword floating red', so some people deduce that the killer is Brother Liu. ”

Third Brother Liu said: "It's far-fetched, and the great immortal also believes it?"

The barefoot immortal said: "It's not a belief, it's doubt." ”

The third brother said: "No, that's to blame others, if you can't wake up after killing, will you leave so much evidence pointing to yourself! ”

The barefoot immortal said: "There are many strange things about this matter. At that time, a monk stayed in the temple to protect the scene, another monk, fast horses, day and night, lasted half a month, rushed back to Shaolin Temple, reported to the host, the host for the sake of prudence, ordered the poor monk and the monk to go to the scene to inspect again, the poor monk also rushed to the bodyguard temple day and night, and saw the word on the ground, yes, it is a 'wood' word. However, it is not the poor monk who decided to come to you, but the abbot and the four elders of the Shaolin Temple, they believe that you have a major suspicion of killing and not waking up, and ordered the poor monk to find you, please go to the Shaolin Temple, and explain it clearly. ”

The third brother said: "Ah, my God, how can headless and brainless unjust cases come one after another, one case is not solved, and another case is coming, I am really a little dumbfounded, and I am at a loss." ”

Barefoot Daxian said: "This is called'the house leak coincides with the rain, and the boat is late and encounters the head wind', when people are unlucky, there are common things, I want to open a little, let's go, third brother, if you really want to do it, it is really a loss for you and me." ”

The third brother said: "Things are always clear, Shaolin Temple is a place of mercy and clarity, I believe that the host will not judge right and wrong, if in normal times, in the next will immediately follow the great immortal to Shaolin, but now, in the next is really a doppelganger, can not go, must not go." ”

The barefoot immortal said: "Isn't Nanbu going to have a baby?"

The third brother said: "It's already born." ”

"Gave birth to a boy or a girl?"

"Boy. ”

The barefoot immortal said: "Congratulations, the third brother is happy to have a noble son, congratulations." ”

Third Brother Liu said, "Thank you." Now that Nanbu is hiding in Nanjing, Long Changjiang is pouring out his strength to chase and kill them everywhere, you say, can I go with Daxian?"

The barefoot immortal sighed and said, "Hey, let's go to Nanjing, settle Nan Bu and Ling Lang, and then go to Shaolin?"

Third Brother Liu said: "In the future, we must place our family in a perfect place, so that we can go to Shaolin with Daxian, during which there may be a lot of time, and it will take a lot of time, can Daxian afford to wait?"

The barefoot immortal said: "If you can't wait, you have to wait, my Buddha is based on compassion, convenience is the door, saving people upside down, out of the sea of suffering, is the duty of Shaolin monks." ”

The third brother's heart was relieved, and he said: "Thank you Daxian for your compassion, and I can't thank you enough." ”

The third brother got up to leave, and the barefoot immortal immediately got up and said, "However, from today onwards, the poor monk must follow the third brother step by step, don't be disgusted." ”

The third brother said: " Oh, which is disgusted with the great immortal, I am afraid that the great immortal will be in trouble under it, now, in the next has become a black and white two chasing targets, with some people who have something to do with it, all do not ask the reason, are in the pursuit of the list, if the great immortal in case there is a three long and two short, in the next will be on the back of the third murder suspicion, people when they are unlucky, what do you want not to come, do not want to come, look, the clear space is not awake, is an example, no blank brain, thousands of miles apart, three do not connect, do not say, it is buckled on the head, this kind of doubtful case, the weight is too heavy, in the next really can't afford to wait。 ”

The barefoot immortal said: "The poor monk is not afraid of trouble, if something really happens, it has nothing to do with the third brother, do you want the poor monk to write a note to you, lest you have a hard time arguing." ”

The third brother said: "In this case, Daxian really wants to follow him, and the note is still needed, when he goes to the restaurant to eat, he borrows a pen and paper from the store, and writes a note for him to use as a certificate, and when the time comes, it is good to have a head." ”

"Yes. ”

The third brother said: "In order to ensure the safety of Daxian, if someone finds and chases him down, no matter how dangerous the situation, Daxian must not intervene, so as not to be injured by mistake. ”

The barefoot immortal said: "This, this, it is a little difficult for the poor monk to do." ”

The third brother said: "If you can't do it, don't follow Daxian to ensure that Daxian is foolproof." ”

The barefoot immortal said: "Are you so useless to me?"

The third brother said with a smile: "Let's do it, my luck is surprisingly good, and even I'm a little flattered below, I don't believe it, it's really not good." Daxian's kung fu is very good, but luck may not be good. ”

The barefoot immortal said, "Hmm, is there really such a thing?"

The third brother said: "Daxian agreed, just follow, don't follow if you don't agree, in the next family matter, I will report to Shaolin Temple." ”

The barefoot immortal said: "In this case, the poor monk agreed." If you have three long and two short, don't blame the poor monk under the Yellow Spring. ”

The third brother said: "It's not strange, it's not strange, if it's hanging down, such a sinful person, how can you complain about the great immortals." ”

"Okay, the poor monk will never interfere in the affairs of the third brother, so that he can turn a blind eye and turn a deaf ear, is it okay?"

The third brother said: "This is an oral contract signed with Daxian, and both parties should practice it and not break the contract and regret it." ”

The barefoot immortal smiled: "Haha, the monk has also signed a contract, the rivers and lakes are really fun." ”

The third brother said: "The two of us go together, if we encounter a checkpoint to catch a quick check, the little monk will call the great immortal as the master, and the little monk as the apprentice, and the law name is 'eighteen cheap', so as to deal with it." ”

The barefoot immortal laughed and said, "The eighteen cheap ones are extremely right, and the poor monks have counted. However, if the apprentice is in trouble, but the poor monk sits idly by, how can he deal with it when others ask?"

The third brother said: "If there is anything difficult to deal with, just say, the eighteenth cheap is the apprentice who was just accepted under the door yesterday, I don't know that he is a heinous murderer, you know, I will never take him in." ”

The barefoot immortal laughed and said: "Haha, it turns out that Third Brother Liu lies one after another, and his kung fu is very good." ”

The third brother said: "This is not called lying. ”

"Isn't it called telling the truth?"

"Nor is it the truth. ”

"What's that called?"

The third brother said: "This is called seeing people and talking about people, and talking about ghosts." Can the hell tell the truth?"

"Haha, I really can't. Oops, that's not right. ”

The third brother said, "What's wrong again?"

The barefoot immortal said: "Then what you lied to me just now was 'talking nonsense'?"

The third brother said: "The first time we met, I don't know the details, can you tell the truth?"

The barefoot immortal said: "No." ”

The third brother said: "Besides, the truth can't be said casually, it will be troublesome at the least, and it will cause trouble and kill at the worst." ”

Daxian said: "It's not that serious. ”

The third brother said: "It's like revealing the secret of heaven, and heaven will definitely accept you, if you break through someone else's vital organ, people will definitely want your life." If you want to protect yourself, it is better not to say it, so the rivers and lakes: silence is golden. ”

Daxian was silent, nodded and said, "The poor monk is speechless. However, if it is all false, this is not interesting at all. ”

The third brother laughed and said, "You can tell the truth. ”

Daxian said: "What is the difference between telling the truth and telling the truth?"

The third brother said: "The truth only tells the truth, and the truth is to tell the truth in three points, and the original form is revealed." In short, the truth is shallow, the truth is deep, and it is terrifyingly deep. ”

Daxian smiled: "The words of the third brother are very Zen, and they are even reasonable. Hey, it seems that the third brother is a master, and the poor monk has become an apprentice. ”

The third brother stood up and said, "See the smile, don't dare, Daxian, please get in the car." ”

The third brother put on the donkey cart, barefoot Daxian tiptoed, a big fat man, like a floating cloud, lifted the curtain, silently, and floated into the car.

The twilight is rising, and the red sun is sinking in the west.

Liu Sange drove the donkey cart, went out of the bamboo forest, and ran on the Daoxiang Road.

When it was dark, when I arrived at Sanbao Town, the town was densely populated, and there were many shops, and the barefoot Daxian shouted in the car: "Eighteen cheap, the poor monk is hungry, his stomach is growling, find a hotel, and then leave." ”

The third brother said: "Daxian eats meat or vegetarian?"

The barefoot immortal said: "If you eat meat, it's best to have two more pots of wine, the wine beetle crawls to the throat, and it is uncomfortable not to drink it." ”

The third brother said with a smile: "The monk steals meat, which makes people feel annoyed and inconvenienced. ”

The barefoot immortal said: "What's wrong with him, and don't want him to pay for the wine, there is something about him, I eat mine, he said his, two poops, can't take care of so much, if you are afraid of people saying, you eat vegetarian." ”

The third brother said: "I don't have anything, you are the Shaolin protector, how can you take the lead in violating the ban?"

Barefoot Daxian said: "In Shaolin Temple, everyone eats vegetarian food, and they can't see the meat, the eyes are not pure, the heart is dead, the poor monks eat vegetarians at ease, and the amount of food is surprisingly good. ”

The third brother smiled: "Okay, then let's eat meat." ”

Came to the door of a restaurant called "Jiuxian Building", the shop was luxurious, the lights were on, the aroma of wine and meat came to the nose, and the barefoot fairy shouted: "Eighteen cheap, just pick this hotel, magnificent." As he spoke, he lifted the curtain, hurriedly jumped out of the car, took two steps with three feet, and entered the restaurant, and the third brother tied the donkey cart to the restaurant, and then followed in.

In order to avoid people's eyes and be cautious, the third brother wanted a private room and asked the shopkeeper: "Is there a private room?"

The shopkeeper said: "The upstairs box is full, only the hall on the first floor still has empty tables, if it is a little delay, I am afraid that even the first floor will be full." ”

The barefoot Daxian said: "Eighteen cheap, what are you afraid of, the first floor is the first floor, and you save the private room fee, what's wrong." ”

In the hall of Jiuxianlou, there are more than ten wine tables, most of the wine tables, the diners occupy, are eating and drinking lively, drinking and boxing, the hustle and bustle, in fact, no one pays attention to the two monks who come in, even if someone sees it, the monk steals meat, it is also human nature, Hangzhou people have seen a lot, they are accustomed to it, and they don't care.

The third brother picked a secluded seat, with his back against the wall, looking out from here, the hall had an unobstructed view, and there were no diners on the left and right tables, no idle people and other disturbances, which was more convenient.

Barefoot Daxian called the shopkeeper and asked for two pots of Shaoxing aged Huadiao rice wine, a pot of West Lake vinegar fish, a pound of braised beef, a large bowl of Dongpo meat, a plate of fried peanuts, and a pot of vinegar mixed with cucumbers.

The barefoot immortal greeted the third brother, poured wine into the cup, and was not polite, saying "Please." After a while, the wind swept away, and the West Lake vinegar fish and Dongpo meat were sold out, and he beckoned the shopkeeper and said: "Xiao Er, the West Lake vinegar fish and Dongpo meat will each have another one, hurry up." The shopkeeper agreed, and after a while, the dishes were served.

The barefoot immortal eats a lot of food, and says while eating: "This dish is so delicious, wonderful, wonderful, and the poor monk is feasting." ”

After a while, the hall was full of customers, full of seats, noisy, staggered, and violent.

At this time, the two tables next to the third brother were also full of diners.

The left table was like a hawker party, drinking orders, noisy muttering, and drinking happily.

The right table is like a family banquet, and there is a gray-haired elder, young man and woman, eating and drinking, courteous and thoughtful, very harmonious.

Jiuxianlou is a well-known restaurant in the eastern suburbs of Hangzhou, with West Lake vinegar fish and Dongpo meat as the signature dishes of the restaurant, so the diners are quite good and the business is prosperous.

No wonder the barefoot immortal was full of praise, and when he saw that the third brother frowned tightly and did not move his chopsticks, he asked, "What, is this dish not to taste? Then you can order two more dishes you like." ”

The third brother said: "It's okay, but I don't have an appetite." ”

The barefoot immortal said: "How can you say 'okay', this dish should be in the sky, today you and I have to taste this delicacy, it is really a blessing for three lives." ”

The third brother said: "The taste is the same as chewing wax." ”

The barefoot immortal leaned into his ear and whispered: "Hey, eighteen cheap, eighteen cheap, your heart is too heavy, you are worried, and your soul is haunted, how one?" Sorrow' word, natural food is unwilling, difficult to swallow, people are iron, rice is steel, poor monks see that you only sandwich two chopsticks dishes, drink a sip of wine, then on the side of the daze fruit, such a state of mind, the most hurtful body, do not eat a little, the body is difficult to recover, look at the eighteen cheap, for the relatives, good for themselves, work hard to add food, cherish the body, should drink, should eat, the body bones are good, to Nanjing, to be able to solve the problem, turn the danger into a disaster. ”

The third brother said: "What the great immortal said is extremely true, and the little monk is very grateful. Then he tried his best to pick up two chopsticks and eat the dishes.

The barefoot immortal said: "That's right." ”

Two pots of Shaoxing Huadiao wine, the third brother didn't even drink a glass, almost all of them were drunk by barefoot immortals, the third brother saw that the wine was about to run out, and said: "Another pot, how about it?"

The barefoot immortal said: "I have to travel at night, so I don't drink." ”

The barefoot immortal has a lot of wine, this bit of wine is just a drizzle for him, just now, he was sober-minded, he was not drunk, and he whispered to the third brother, his voice was very light, and he expected that even if the adjacent table listened attentively, he would not want to hear a word clearly.

People only know that the wall has ears, but they do not know that the seat has ears.

People are very different, but there is such a kind of person with particularly sharp ears, who can hear his words clearly in the noisy human voice.

This kind of person, mostly from the eagle dog in the six doors, is born with extraordinary talents, coupled with well-experienced, he can hear the words of the barefoot immortal clearly in the noisy noise.

This person is none other than the thief nemesis Li Desheng, the Jianghu Shangshan knows that Li Desheng has a pair of fiery eyes, these two tricks are too poisonous, and the thieves he is targeting don't want to slip under his nose. But no one knew that he also had a pair of particularly pointed ears that could eavesdrop on the whispers of others in the midst of noisy human voices.

Li Desheng pretended to be a gray-haired elder and sat on the table to the right of the third brother.

He expected that the third brother would not break into the heavily guarded card, so he took plainclothes to arrest quickly, set up a card in Sanbao Town, and pay attention to the people coming and going. Today, the brothers pretended to be all kinds of people at the crossing, and kept watch for a day, but they did not gain anything, and in the evening, they went to the Jiuxian House to drink.

Leng Ding, when he heard the fat monk at the next table say this, he was taken aback, Li Desheng glanced at the "eighteen cheap", damn, what is the difficulty of his going to Nanjing, what is the problem? Isn't this talking to the third brother Liu, the third brother is pretending to be a hunchbacked monk? No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like it, is it Lao Tzu's fiery eyes that have lost his eyes? God! This kid, the disguise technique has indeed been superb, if the fat monk does not speak, he really can't recognize him.

Coincidentally, we met again, is this called the narrow road of the enemy? No, it should be called a lamp moth to put out the fire and bring about its own destruction, haha, third brother, see where you are running!

Is the fat monk pretended to be a cup of Taoist? Impossible, the old man is skinny, not like, the fat monk is really fat, the double chin, the fat one, and the pair of fat and white hands, you can't pretend to be able to do it anyway, not to mention that the third brother Liu can't pretend to be, even Brother Liu can't pretend to be, what should I do? Whatever, take it all by one, if you really take it wrong, and then release the person, it's not a big deal.

The thief nemesis Li Desheng coughed, swept his eyes, said hello to the brothers at the table, and tilted his left thumb to the adjacent table, which means: ready to do it, take people. They have all cooperated with the tacit understanding for many years, and naturally understand that although everyone is still laughing, eating and drinking, they have secretly put their hands into their arms to touch the guy.

As everyone knows, the table on the right of Liu Sange looks like a hawker, and he is also a catcher under Li Desheng, and then, Li Desheng threw a look at the leader of Gu Catch, and pouted slightly to the table of Brother Liu, and the leader of the fast catcher stood up and raised his glass, pretending to say to his friends at the same table: "Today's gathering, it is difficult to be warm, and I appreciate it below, this cup of wine wishes you a prosperous business and a lot of money." "Actually, it means: Boss, I have counted. The thumb of the right hand of the leader of the fast catch cocked under the wine glass to the adjacent table, and he lost a look, which means: ready to take people.

The same table catches fast are all human spirits, and they don't know. Everyone stood up to thank them, and suddenly, two drunken hawkers quarreled and scuffled, and for a while the table overturned the stool and flew, the cups and plates were messy, and the third brother said: "Daxian, it's almost, let's go." ”

The third brother's heart was on Nan Bu's body, and in a trance, he seemed to feel strange, just paying attention to the two scuffling vendors, but not caring about the diners at the other table.

Before the words were finished, the sharp-eyed Li Desheng rushed behind Liu Sange with an arrow, grabbed the collar with his left hand, put a dagger on his neck with his right hand, and shouted: "Don't move, move, I want your life." ”

Immediately, choking, the two catchers quickly handcuffed the third brother's arms with shackles and chains.

The third brother was stunned, no matter how high the martial arts are at this time, it is not easy to make it, no matter how fast the action is, how can there be a knife fast, if you move slightly, there will be a hole in the neck, blood will spray wildly, and you will fall to the ground and die.

blames himself, cares about his family, and is distracted, so that the thief can take advantage of the gap. In normal times, the dagger can't get close at all, and it must be a sneak attacker who falls.

The third brother said: "Don't move, don't move, if you have something to say." ”

Li Desheng said: "Hmph, there is a time for you to speak." ”

The third brother sat on the chair and waited for it to change.

I only felt that the knife on my neck was cold, so I didn't have any follow-up, and I immediately breathed a sigh of relief, if the thief succeeded, without saying a word, and wiped his neck with a knife, then it would be no fun. It seems that it is not like the style of a litter of wolves in Yinshan, nor is it like the style of waterways. The ruthlessness of a litter of wolves and the speed of the waterways are all famous in the rivers and lakes.

The third brother asked, "Who are you?"

"Lee wins. ”

"Huh, too!"

Li Desheng sneered: "No, I learned from you." ”

The third brother said: "Really good." ”

By the way, no wonder the sound is familiar, it turned out to be the sharp-eyed Li Desheng.

The third brother smiled, laughing at Li's miscalculation, after he succeeded, he didn't start, hehe, after that, it's hard to say who wins and who loses.

Li Desheng said: "What are you laughing at, there are times when you cry." ”

Almost at the same time, there was a heavy shout, and the hawkers pounced on the barefoot immortal like a hungry wolf, some hugged their legs and strangled their necks, some broke their arms and wrists and pinched their waists, and some even chained their necks, but the barefoot immortals held their wine glasses in their hands and muttered, "What are you doing?" ”

While muttering and drinking, it is not the same thing, the catch is almost annoyed, clang, overturn the dining table, the cups and plates on the table, scattered in all directions, swarming, to grab the cup in his hand, but can not take it down, a catch is in a hurry, raise the shackles, smash the wine glass, bang, the wine glass smashed to pieces, the fat hand of the barefoot Daxian was unscathed, the field was chaotic, no one noticed for a while, and pounced on a few big men, grabbed the Daxian, six or seven men, like ants buzzing heads, to overturn the Daxian, but the Daxian sat firmly on the chair, shaking it, the chair creaked and squeaked, as if it was going to fall apart。

The diners in the hall of the restaurant, seeing someone fighting, shouting and drinking, showing their swords, if they can't get it right, they will die, the timid are afraid of eating and hurting by mistake, calling for their children and daughters, and fleeing from the door, and the bold ones stand at the door to watch the white play, if the signs are not right, it is not too late to pull out their feet and run away.

At this time, the chain around his neck made Daxian a little angry, Daxian was annoyed, his arms exerted his strength, he broke free and caught fast, his hands were free, he grabbed the chain around his neck, broke it hard, and shouted: "Open." Ge Bang, a series of sounds, the chain was broken into two, the two catchers on both sides of the shoulder and the arm, by their arm strength, flew out upside down like a paper kite, one hit the wall, fainted to the ground, the other hit a dining table, the dining table was smashed, the crowd was dumbfounded for a while, looking at the lively people, but cheered in unison: "Wow, praise." ”

Hangzhou proverb "like" means "good".

Li Desheng, who was close to him, was stunned when he saw it, and let out a "huh".

The opportunity came, the third brother waited, and when fighting, the god of luck was always on his side, it seemed that this was really not blown.

In the blink of an eye, the third brother took out a hand from the shackles with the "Shrinking Bone and Wandering Cockroach Gong", and pointed two fingers on Li Desheng's waist with his backhand, Li Desheng said "Huh" again, but he was already standing in the hall, unable to move, the hand holding the dagger, like someone else's, did not obey the call at all, it was difficult to move, he wanted to call someone, but he couldn't make a sound, and the two catchers who handcuffed the third brother's hands, when they found that there was only one hand of the third brother in the shackles, they were just about to scream, it was too late, and the two catches were fast with one finger in each chest and abdomen, and they were also like clay sculptures and wood carvings, standing on both sides, unable to speak.

The rest of the catches had already pounced on the barefoot immortals, and the scuffle was extraordinarily fierce, attracting the attention of all onlookers.

The third brother slipped out of the shackles with his other hand, broke the fingers that Li Desheng grabbed by the collar, lowered his head, bypassed the dagger, bent down and drilled out from under Li Desheng's arm, and said to Li Desheng: "Thank you for the grace of catching heads and not killing." Li Desheng was so angry that he glared at his eyes, but he was helpless.

The third brother took advantage of the chaos and walked towards the door, Li Desheng tried his best to rush to the acupoint, but where to rush away, maybe the third brother's internal strength was not good, when he pointed the acupoint, he did not completely lock the dumb acupoint, Li Desheng was angry, rushed to open the dumb acupoint, and shouted: "Catch him, catch the third brother Liu, don't let the third brother Liu run!"

He held the dagger in his hand, but he couldn't move at all, and his face screamed at the barefoot fairy who was fighting, people thought that the third brother Liu he shouted was the barefoot big fairy, and even the catch was wrong to think that the barefoot big fairy was the third brother Liu, no wonder this barefoot monk kung fu was so good, the thick iron chain of the chopsticks fingers would be broken, if it wasn't for the third brother Liu, it would be strange, however, the third brother Liu's disguise technique is too incredible, he can pretend to be a fat monk, how can people recognize it, that is, his wife can't come south, and he also admits his mistake.

The onlookers shouted in unison: "Wow, Third Brother Liu is pretending to be a fat monk, and the fat monk is Third Brother Liu!" Some people also turned their heads and said: "The third brother has become an immortal, how did you get that fat body? Is it a pig fat paste, or is it blown by yourself? It is too troublesome to stick to the fat, and people can't get it, unless it is an immortal." Someone said: "Of course it's an immortal, Third Brother Liu is a living immortal, otherwise, why can't he die? "Go and go, and when you come up, you will spray dung, and the dog will not be able to spit out ivory in its mouth, and you will die of rattling." ”

Liu Sange pretended to be panicked, trotted to the door among the onlookers, opened a sheet towards the hall, turned around and left, everyone had already thrown aside the monk with hunchbacked eyes and crooked mouth, no one cared.

In the meantime, the diners in the upstairs box were naturally alarmed, most of the diners were afraid of things, and ran away from the door, among which there were five or six people, caught in the crowd at the door to watch, the restaurant owner and a few guys screamed at the door: "Don't fight, don't fight, you are going to die", screaming fiercely, but did not dare to come forward to persuade, for fear that the sword would not be long-sighted, cut on himself, and distressed that the table, chair and bench were smashed, which was a big loss.

The onlookers at the door, all eyes focused on the fight between the barefoot fairy and the catcher, the fight became more and more popular, for most onlookers, it was the first time in their lives to witness this kind of scene, it was too exciting and exciting, who still remembered the hunchbacked monk.

At this time, Le Daxian's neck caught fast, ate a big immortal's elbow hit, knocked to the ground, broke three ribs, the kid was a stunned green, endured severe pain, gritted his teeth, jumped up with a bone, anxious, pulled out a single knife, cut to the back of Daxian's neck, Daxian grabbed the leg with his left hand to catch fast, threw out two zhang away, grabbed the waist with his right hand to catch fast, and also flew out of his hand, suddenly felt the wind behind his head, knew that there was a sneak attacker, haha laughed, the right palm to the back of the head, the palm edge and the blade knocked each other, when, a clear sound, sparks rushed out, catch the fast tiger's mouth numb, the handle of the knife flew out of the hand, a bang, the tip of the knife into the beam, the red silk on the handle of the knife, a strength in the air trembling。

Wow, awesome!

This monk's hand is made of stainless steel, and it can be invulnerable. At this point, everyone was shocked and dumbfounded.

Barefoot Daxian robe sleeves fluttering, shy with a big belly, if there is no one around, strode towards the door, seven or eight catchers quickly pulled out the sword and iron ruler, shouted, drummed bravely, barefoot Daxian, smiling, fighting in the meantime, robe sleeves waving, fists exquisite, kicking steel knife, knife edge curling, hand grasping sword, sword body bending, hands and feet naked, invulnerable, as if made of stainless steel, fortunately under the hands of the great immortal, only the catchers were beaten down one after another, but there was no worry about their lives.

The tables and chairs in the hall of the restaurant are overturned, the cups and plates are messy, the juice of the dishes is spilled all over the ground, more than ten catchers are lying on the ground and moaning, and another six or seven catchers are holding swords, you look at me, I look at you, and I dare not step forward again.

After all, the sharp-eyed Li Desheng was well-informed, and shouted: "He is not Brother Liu, Brother Liu is a hunchbacked monk, mistakenly, he is a barefoot immortal of Shaolin Temple, let him go, go and catch the hunchback monk." ”

Only then did everyone remember the hunchbacked monk, yes, what about the people, where did they go?

The barefoot immortal walked towards the door with his big sleeves fluttering, everyone knew that it was powerful, whether it was catching fast or onlookers, they were busy making way to both sides, and no one dared to look for ballast anymore.

At this time, Liu Sange escaped from the restaurant, came to the donkey cart, was untying the donkey rope tied to the tree, flew to him a little barefoot Daxian, and said, "You must want to take advantage of the chaos to dump the poor monk, right?"

The third brother said: "Where, the little monk is waiting for the master." ”

Daxian said: "If the master doesn't come again, you will probably leave." ”

"How dare you. ”

Daxian said: "It's a bit difficult to get rid of the monks. ”

The third brother just smiled.

Li Desheng's acupoint has been arrested and quickly opened, with five injured catchers, holding weapons in their hands, rushed out of the restaurant, shouting: "The hunchbacked monk is Third Brother Liu, don't let him run away!"

Third Brother Liu smiled lazily, threw the donkey rope to the barefoot immortal, lifted the monk's robe, and held the hilt of the sword with his right hand......

2017、02、09