Chapter 346: Shangguan's thoughts
Hearing this, Shangguan Yi's face was blue and purple again, and his eyes were confused again, and he didn't know where to start, and his whole face fell into bitterness and depression again.
"Hahahaha!" The princess laughed loudly, looked at him for a while, and then said: "Teacher Shangguan has something to say, who of us is with whom, I am now the princess of Brother Han, the teacher can say whatever he wants, you can be blunt! "She's actually sent out a challenge!
Shangguan Yi looked at them again before saying, "Then, Your Royal Highness Princess, Xiao Han, the teacher has been presumptuous, how can you be like this? You are cousins, you have done this, you have violated the chaos of the people, and you have no shame, you will definitely be laughed at by the people of the world! In this way, Xiao Han, what else can you do? How can you get there?"
Princess Taiping and Xiao Han looked at each other for a moment before smiling: " There is one thing we haven't told Teacher Shangguan yet, but the teacher will definitely be shocked when he hears it, and he will be even more angry, but I think it's better to tell the teacher, so as not to make you unhappy;
Hearing this, Shangguan Yi's face turned pale again, and his chest suddenly felt like a vertebral blow, and he fell on the chair, unable to move, and the whole person fell into confusion again: What is going on? Could it be that all this is true? However, they are brothers and sisters, how dare they get married? God, what is going on?
Finally, after a long time, he said, "You, how can you be like this? Oh, evil, ah, evil, Han'er, peace, do you know what you are doing?"
"I know, I love Brother Han, and he loves me, that's all, one yin and one yang is the way; teacher, your set is also made up by Confucius, it's just to bind us, besides, Brother Han and I don't all believe in you, isn't it the legendary Nuwa Niangniang who married her brother? So, what is this? Could it be that Nuwa Niangniang is also wrong?"
Hearing this, Shangguan Yi's face was shocked again, his eyes lost his mind again, and he speculated in his heart: This girl is really good at arguing, it seems that she is not an opponent again, and Xiao Han has not opened his mouth yet, what will he say?
Thinking of this, he was less confident again, sighed a long time, and then said: "Okay, I don't care about this matter, I can't care about it, your father and queen mother don't care, what do I care about it? It's just that this Xue Dingshan and Fan Lihua couple, what are you going to do? How will you deal with it in the end?"
At this time, Princess Taiping's face became serious, her eyes were like swords, and after thinking about it, she said, "Teacher, what do you think? Do you think the Xue family is a loyal and filial son?" Her face became more and more stern.
Shangguan Yi's expression was flustered again, those confused eyes didn't dare to look at them again, and they didn't know what to say, and they didn't have any ideas!
"I know that in the eyes of Lord Shangguanyi, the Xue family is right to do everything, and even Xue Gang is right to kill my virtuous brother and hurt my brother Dan, isn't it?
Shangguan Yi's lips twitched for a moment, and then he sighed: "Hey, that kid is just confused for a while, but the second saint hasn't already beheaded the Xue family!"
"Oh, Lord Shangguan is really powerful, you dare to look at it like this? Okay, very good, just what my loyal minister of the Tang Dynasty said, may I ask Lord Shangguan, are you the official of our Datang Dynasty, or the official of the Xue family, hmm! Are you loyal to our Tang Li family, or are you loyal to the Xue family?" Princess Taiping said loudly.
Shangguan Yi's face turned even paler, but he still defended: "But after they are heroes, the emperor and queen should not dispose of them at will, doesn't this chill the hearts of the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty?"
"Haha, Lord Shangguan, just based on your sentence, I really want to cut you with a thousand knives and exterminate the Nine Clans!" Hmph!" Princess Taiping laughed and said: "What are you Manchu civil and military people, taking the money of our court, doing some things that harm our royal family, and thinking that you are doing the right thing for heaven and presiding over justice, don't you? Our brother should die? Dan brother should be castrated by Xue Gang? You Manchu civil and military people still have to look at jokes there proudly, and our royal family is not allowed to say a word and deal with any of them." 'Loyal minister', isn't it?" Princess Taiping's eyes were almost like swords, and she went straight into the heart of Guanyi.
"Ah!" Shangguan Yi was shocked again: how could she be like this? Could it be that there is no good person in the Li family anymore?
Princess Taiping instantly understood his thoughts, and sneered again: "Lord Shangguan, if you really think like this, you really deserve to die, you ministers, in the final analysis, are just a bunch of wretched, unable to do anything, and still chewing the root of your tongue in the court! It seems that Lord Shangguan's book has really read into the stomach of a dog! If it weren't for Wan'er's face, I would have slaughtered you today according to the mood of the master!"
The more she talked, the more intense she became, obviously, she had long since stopped taking Shangguan Yi seriously!
"Ah!" Shangguan Yi's face became even more ugly: "Could it be that the old minister is really useless?"
"Okay, Lord Shangguan, then tell me, what's the use of you? This Turkic pressure realm, saying that you want to marry this princess, what should you do? Do you want this princess to learn from those princesses of the Han Dynasty to make peace? Then, you stinky and shameless ministers still hide in the court and proudly watch our flesh and blood separate, and then say some bullshit that the emperor and the princess know the general bullshit? You say it yourself, do you think so? What virtue? Shangguan Yi, you don't even have the qualifications to be a man, you can't even protect your own children and grandchildren, and you have to borrow Wan'er to protect you, you say to yourself, what kind of thing are you? It's just a psychopath!" Princess Taiping has become more and more ruthless, obviously, she can't wait to scold him to death.
Hearing this, Shangguan Yi's face turned pale as paper in an instant, and he couldn't lift it in one breath, and fainted.
"Hahahaha!" Princess Taiping was satisfied, and smiled proudly, almost Zhuge Liang's expression when he scolded Wang Lang to death, and even surpassed it!
Xiao Han kissed her for a while, and then smiled: "This Lord Shangguan should be repaired like this, and the same is true of Cheng Biting Jin's old thing! It seems that we have to play like this a few times when we go back to Chang'an, otherwise, those things are really thick; what are our courtiers of the Tang Dynasty, useless, alas, ridiculous, shameful, sad, sad, and lamentable!!"
When Princess Daisy heard this, although she didn't understand the whole situation, she was a little scared when she saw Princess Taiping so stern: she was so powerful that she could scold the minister with just a few words, and she didn't dare to fight back.
The little girls also smiled proudly, obviously, they were all happy for Princess Taiping, and even, if it weren't for Shangguan Wan'er's sake, they would also want to get rid of this old minister and share the worries for the master!
At this time, Xue Dingshan and Fan Lihua, who were hiding in the back hall, hurriedly came out, kowtowed to ask for sin, and massaged for Shangguanyi, and it took a while before he woke up.
"Shangguanyi, have you accepted it? If you don't accept it, let's go back to Chang'an and have an open debate in the imperial court! As far as you pig-brained ministers are concerned, I don't know what you are thinking all day long? If anyone dares to complain about the affairs of the Xue family, we will slaughter the two of you and your wife in this Daizhou City, hang them on the city tower and expose them to the sun for ten days before dragging them to feed the dogs; courtiers are not like courtiers, courtiers can kill the monarch? Neurotic! And Xue Gang, let's already say that if he dares to take another wrong step, this princess will chop up all the descendants of the Xue family into meat puree and feed them to the dogs! As for returning to Chang'an, this princess will also rectify those bold and reckless heroes and old ministers, and if they really don't listen to the greetings, this princess will destroy the nine clans and leave no one behind; from then on, the court has no privileges, and Cheng Yanjin is no exception, he dares to jump out, this princess is the first to deal with him, and I will kill him a thousand people! Brother, look at our ministers and ministers, what are they?" Princess Taiping was still banging.
Shangguan Yi's mind became clearer and clearer at this time, and he said with a flushed face: "It's the old minister who is stupid, the old minister is incompetent, what the princess said is exactly what the old minister thinks in his heart;
"Marshal Xue, what do you want to do?" Xiao Han hurriedly relieved him and threw the question to Xue Dingshan.
Xue Dingshan thought for a while before he said: "The minister thinks that we are only afraid that only the soldiers will come to block and the water will flood, so it's a big deal for us to fight with the Turks, so that everything can be seen, and then we won't necessarily lose!"
Princess Taiping took a deep look at him, only to see that he was covered in hair, and only after a while, she said: "Well, this is still like a human saying, like a man's words, like a Tang marshal should say; For Wan'er's sake, let's spare you once, and next time you dare to talk nonsense, I'm afraid that this princess will cut off your head!"
"I don't know what senior sister thinks, if you need the service of the criminal ministers, please just command, let's swear allegiance to the two highnesses!" Fan Lihua hurriedly spoke.
She was very ashamed, because Xue Gang's matter was like a snowball, getting bigger and bigger, and the turmoil in the court seemed to be inevitable;
"Senior sister is quite knowledgeable and interesting, much better than those so-called ministers; well, the Turkic matter will be solved by me and Brother Han and Sister Mei; you can enjoy the blessings in this Daizhou city with peace of mind! You see that our Lord Shangguan has always been a high-ranking official, simple-minded, and has to point fingers, you will know what kind of people our Tang Dynasty has raised! Fortunately, this Luo Fang is not bad, not like a person who eats white rice, we didn't raise him in vain!" Princess Taiping was still angry, and she still spoke ruthlessly.
"Ah!" Shangguan Yi was shocked when he heard this: Could it be that the three of them can solve the Turkic affairs? In this way, the ministers of the imperial court are really just wine bags and rice bags, and even he himself is no exception!
His eyes were full of questions again, his whole face was strange again, and his mouth could be stuffed with an apple again.
When Princess Taiping saw it, she sneered again, and then said: "Shangguan Yi, you can think nonsense in Daizhou, but you have to do things in a measured manner, without the orders of me and Brother Han, if you dare to move, Wan'er will not be able to save you;
Sure enough, Shangguan Yi fell into cranky thoughts again, and the whole person was confused again!