Black Tan leaned his back against the door of the store, looked at the dark staircase, and a voice in his heart persuaded: Hey, open the door and go by yourself, neither report him nor help him, it's interesting enough, more things are better than less things, you mud Bodhisattva cross the river, you can't protect yourself, and you still have to take care of this bird business, do you want to go home, life can't pass?!

The rivers and lakes are complicated, the waves are treacherous, can you manage the affairs of the rivers and lakes!

As soon as he thought of this, he turned around "Huo", touched the door bolt with his hand, and was about to leave, but another voice in his heart said: Hey, the third brother Liu is the first good man in the world, people are looking for you, there is a difficulty, and they can afford you, if in normal times, you carry a sedan chair to invite, you may not be able to move, help him, you should be a white gang, there will be a good reward in the future, don't rush to go, no one forces you, the third brother will not be difficult, think about it again. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Black Tan turned around again, leaned his back against the door of the store, and only listened attentively, don't jump around, and be undecided.

About the third brother saw the dilemma of Hei Tan, and the voice of the third brother came from the stairs: "I'm sorry, forget it, this matter is really too dangerous, Brother Hei, goodbye, I'll say goodbye." ”

Black Tan lowered his voice and said, "Slow." ”

He hurried upstairs, the staircase is a corridor, there are three wings on both sides of the corridor, the east wing is next to Yuewang Road, the west wing is next to the back street alley, only to see the last west wing, the door shook, "click", made a soft sound, closed.

Black charcoal three feet and make two steps, to the west wing, the door is hidden, gently pushed, the door opened, only to see the curtain of the west wing room drawn, only a slit, a narrow daylight, obliquely into the house, vaguely visible, the window chair sat Suzhou people Shi Jiaju.

Hei Tan was a little unconvinced, and said, "Are you really Third Brother Liu?"

The third brother smiled: "Yes." ”

Hei Tan said: "The death row prisoner in the trolley bridge is also you?"

The third brother said: "Listen to the voice, am I the death row prisoner? ”

Hei Tan said: "Just now your name is Shi Jiaju, in the small car bridge, your name is Li Changgen, a few days of hard work, you have two names, there are so many names." Do you know, now, the famous cricket hall is surrounded by secret agents and fast catchers, can't you see it?"

The third brother said: "If you watch the fire in the lower cave." ”

Hei Tan said: "You are playing with your life, Third Brother Liu." ”

The third brother said: "It's not that serious." ”

Black Tan said: "Why did you think of coming to me?"

The third brother said: "I also asked myself, how did you find Brother Hei? We only have one side, you have no reason to find Brother Hei, can you open your mouth, are you embarrassed?"

Hei Tan said: "Aren't you afraid that I will betray you? I am a businessman, I can make a lot of money by selling you, this kind of opportunity, maybe only once in a lifetime, maybe, not once." For a businessman, it is inevitable that it is difficult to endure. ”

The third brother said: "My intuition tells me that you are not this kind of person. ”

Hei Tan said: "What if, what if I am this kind of person, you really lose a lot of money, and you have smashed all the capital into it." The head is gone, and there is nothing, aren't you afraid?"

The third brother said: "I have always been bold in the bottom, I believe in intuition, intuition is a wonderful thing, I can't tell, I don't know, at critical moments, I always give you a golden idea, and I never joke with you." ”

Hei Tan said: "Hey, who let the two of us have a fate, one side of the fate, also fate, let's say, as long as Brother Hei can help, help, if you really can't help, don't be surprised." ”

The third brother said: "Ha, when I really want to speak, I don't know where to start for a while." ”

"Don't be busy, say whatever you want, get straight to the point, you're welcome. ”

The third brother was a little embarrassed for a while, and he was always a little embarrassed to ask for help, not to mention asking for help from a person who only had one side, and said: "This, this ......"

Black Tan smiled: "Money is tight, borrowing money is coming, how much do you want, just say." ”

"No, it's not about money. ”

"Want to hide in my store for a few days to avoid the limelight?"

"Not really. ”

Hei Tanqi said: "Then what are you looking for me for?"

The third brother said: "I heard that you have a lot of friends on the road, think of a way to send you out of the city." ”

Hei Tan breathed a sigh of relief, smiled dumbly, and said, "What should I do, that's easy, in a word, this matter is on me." ”

The third brother said: "The sooner this happens, the better, preferably today." ”

"Huh?" Black Tan exclaimed: "Now that the water and land checkpoints are heavily inspected, and they are chasing you in the limelight, it will definitely not work today." ”

The third brother said, "Then tomorrow." ”

Hei Tan said: "Tomorrow will not work, why be so anxious, everything can not be on the wind, whoever is on the road is unlucky, once the limelight passes, the flag is resting, if you want to go out of the city, it will be much easier, Brother Hei will personally send you out of the city, and you will be safe and sound." ”

The third brother said: "It's not that I'm in a hurry, it's that I'm in a hurry, and it's urgent." ”

Hei Tan said: "Could it be that it is more important than your life?"

The third brother said: "Of course, it is a hundred times more important. ”

Hei Tan said: "I'm in charge of my friend's business again, don't worry about it, look, you are in charge of the waterway, do you please it? Not only do you not please me, but you also have to put you to death and hurry up, this is called meddling and eating fart, and you really can't do it." Brother Hei, I don't care about anything, eat three bowls of rice, I can protect my body, my whole body, raise my relatives, and live my whole year. I'm so busy with my own business that I can't take care of it. However, your business is an exception, don't get me wrong. ”

The third brother said: "It's not a friend's business, it's a wife and son's business." ”

"What's wrong with them?"

The third brother said: "Dangerous, very dangerous, I have to save them." ”

Black Tan said: "Where are they?"

"Nanjing. ”

Black Tan said: "How do you know that they are in danger?"

"The headquarters of the waterway is in Nanjing, and the spies of the waterway are looking for them. ”

"Did you find it?"

The third brother said, "I don't know." ”

Black Tan smiled: "Ha, I don't know why it's dangerous? ”

The third brother said: "In the past two days, my left eyelid has been jumping, which is not a good sign. ”

Hei Tan said: "You also believe this, your body is weak, your eyelids are jumping, come on, you are called 'worrying about the sky'." ”

The third brother said: "The inner man is in confinement, and the child is not yet a month old, so I am worried." ”

Hei Tan said: "Then why did you come out, this is your fault." ”

The third brother said: "There are too many wrong places, I'm really sorry for them, but there is a reason for it." ”

Black Tan said: "What's the matter?"

"It's hard to put into words, Brother Black. In short, if you come out, you have to come out, and if you go back, it's better to fly back. ”

Hei Tan said: "Is there anyone who takes care of your daughter-in-law and son?

"Yes, reliable. ”

Hei Tan said: "That's good, rest assured, Ji people have their own natural appearance, it's okay, stay here for a few days, recuperate your spirit, and once the limelight passes, Brother Hei, I, send you out of the city." ”

The third brother said, "No, I have to go." ”

Black Tan said: "Why don't you listen to persuasion? If you leave in the past two days, it will be a lamp moth to the fire and bring about your own destruction." ”

The third brother said, "Do you have a way out of the city?"

Black Tan shook his head and said, "In the past two days, there really hasn't. The top checked so closely, the brothers on the checkpoint are all from small families, and no one dares to take risks. ”

The third brother got up, tightened his brows and paced back and forth in the room, thinking hard, for a while, his brows stretched, his face was bright, and he smiled: "I have come up with a solution, I wonder if I can give it a try?"

Black Tan was stunned: "What way?"

The third brother said: "There is a guy in your store named 'Osmanthus Robe', right?"

"Yes, what's wrong?"

"Is it reliable?"

Black Tan said: "The young man is reliable and works hard. ”

The third brother asked, "How can it be reliable?"

"If I hadn't helped him, his family might have been ruined. ”

The third brother said: "You have helped him, he may not necessarily help you, there are many people who will take revenge." ”

Hei Tan said: "He is not this kind of person, you can rest assured of this, I am accurate, and I will not be mistaken." ”

"Are you bold?"

Hei Tan said: "Although he is young, he is bold. ”

"Where?"

"Jiujiang, Jiangxi. ”

The third brother said: "In this case, it is him." ”

Hei Tanqi said: "Why, when it comes to Jiujiang people, it is certain that it is him." ”

The third brother said: "Jiujiang people have always been strong. ”

Black Tan said: "He doesn't seem to be strong. ”

The third brother said: "There is a kind of toughness written on the face, often plausible, in fact, it is not strong, or even if it is strong, it is limited to the slightest hint; ”

Hei Tan said: "Yes, I'm a rough person, I don't know a few words, I don't understand the words of the third brother, I can eat wontons in chaos, the more I listen, the more confused I become, just say it, what do you want Jiujiang osmanthus robe for?"

The third brother said, "Look, does he look like me?"

Hei Tan looked the third brother up and down, patted his head, and said: "Hey, don't you say it, I really haven't seen it, like, it's about the same size, hey, the face shape is also about the same, but the facial features are not like it." ”

The third brother said: "It's too easy to turn him into my appearance." ”

Hei Tan's face sank, and he said coldly: "What are you going to do? Let him take the blame for you and go to the class room? You can take advantage of this, and run away? Third brother, you can figure it out, when did you become such a person? I respect you as a hero, so I promised to help you, and now, to be honest, Lao Tzu really looks down on you, let's go, we have nothing to talk about." ”

The third brother was not angry, and he didn't leave, but sat down on the chair and said: "Brother Hei, don't worry, it is estimated that the osmanthus robe will be able to come out after two or three days after entering the trolley bridge, after all, he is not the third brother Liu, just like all the third brother Liu who caught the wrong one, after the fact, he will be acquitted and get a compensation." ”

Hei Tan sneered: "Speaking of which, I have to thank you old man Luo." ”

The third brother said: "Where are you, I have to thank you Brother Hei, and the osmanthus robe." ”

"Tell me, your opinion. ”

The third brother pulled over a chair and said, "Brother Hei, sit, if you feel that you can do it, try it, if you feel that it doesn't work, just don't say it." Hey, the horse is thin and long, the people are poor and short-minded, and they are helpless in the future, so don't be surprised. ”

Black Tan walked over, reluctantly, sat down, and said, "Say it." ”

The third brother smiled: "I'm sorry, my bad idea is like this......"

In the early morning of the next day, before the city gate was opened, two long lines lined up inside and outside the Qingbo Gate.

In the two lines of the team, there are five elements and eight works, three religions and nine streams, the team is mixed, the carriages and horses are also mixed, the ox cart, the donkey cart, the carriage, the wheelbarrow, the big cart are mixed in, there are also those who carry the basket and drag the children and daughters, line up one by one, stand on tiptoe, stretch their necks, look at the team in front of them to move, estimate how long they will have to wait, before they can be tested. There was a lot of discussion in the long queue, and the voices of people were boiling, calling for children and daughters, dogs barking and neighing, and it was very noisy.

At the gate of the city, there were many fast hunters, with dark faces, sharp eyes, and swords and guns, as if they were facing a great enemy.

All the fast soldiers, facing the team in the city, as long as the city gate is opened, the work of the fugitive Liu Sange has to be opened again, this work is tiring and boring, every person must be checked, every goods must be inspected, it has been checked for four or five days, ******, so far nothing has been found.

Taishou Ming, Liu Sange has been blocked in Hangzhou City, which checkpoint has a mistake, let Liu Sange run away, this official will investigate to the end, and severely punish him.

As for the carriages and horses of the people entering the city, they do not need to be checked, they are allowed to enter, and they are not allowed to be crowded and pushed, and the people who enter the city are separated from the cars and horses of the people entering and leaving the city with iron fences, and those who enter the city are not allowed to stay outside the iron fence to watch and go out of the city to investigate, so as not to get in the way.

At six o'clock, the city gate was opened, and the team outside the city was full of people, rushing in, and several soldiers were still unhappy, shouting: "Go quickly, go quickly, don't stay, if anyone stays to watch, Lao Tzu will let you go to squat on the trolley bridge." ”

Everyone in Hangzhou knows that Xiaocheqiao is a terrible prison that makes people smell and change, it is easy to get in, but it is difficult to get out, and it is impossible to enter.

In this life, I don't enter the trolley bridge, and I will be a comfortable and comfortable king. It is the life purpose of Hangzhou people.

At this time, the team in the city began the daily inventory, the progress of the inventory is too slow, the people who go out of the city are anxious, and the fast soldiers who are in charge of the inventory are not in a hurry, but this is a detailed job, and the urgency is not urgent, and there will be an accident in a hurry, and once the accident occurs, the consequences are unimaginable.

People want to check, men by the male arrest quickly check, check the ins and outs, check the clothes, lest there is fraud inside, of course, inevitably pull the beard and hair or wash the face with hot water, if the original form is really revealed, meet Liu Sange, Lao Tzu is not ambiguous, strode forward, Qiang Chang put shackles on him, grab a head, at the critical moment, relying on the eyes and hands of the fast hand of this kung fu, I heard that Liu Sange has been plagued by hunger and drugs, the body is extremely weak, it is difficult to recover for a while, martial arts have been much worse than before, while he is sick, to his life, it is a good time to make meritorious contributions, make money and get rewards, this is also a good time to catch fast soldiers, although there are troubles, but also hopeThe woman was quickly investigated by the female catcher, brought into the tent on the side, took off her clothes and pants, and verified her identity, for fear that Liu Sange would disguise herself as a woman and get mixed up.

It is annoying for people to check, and it is even more annoying for goods to be inspected.

Especially the bulk goods on the ox cart, donkey cart and carriage, open the cage, every box must be inspected, make a mess, dusty, in case Liu Sange is hiding in it, after the check, and then pack the box on the car, ping the horn, the car is bumpy and neighing, the coachman is tired and sweaty, panting, and the businessmen are complaining.

Of course, the people in line were so angry that they scolded the streets, but they didn't dare to brazenly scold the soldiers who were too guarded to catch fast soldiers.

Is it useful, it's useless, you are boiling and angry, checking, you have to check it like that, this is called loose in and strict out, the official has his own way of being an official, what do the little people know, it's just a blind call.

The team was a little slow at first, but after a while, it was smooth, the team was slowly squirming, as long as it moved, it was good, moving, there was hope, but I was afraid of not moving, no matter if you moved, the sun shadow did not wait for anyone, according to their own steps in moving, if the team moved slower than the sun shadow, wait until the sky was dark, the city gate was closed, and today I lined up all day, the foot bones are sore, the soles of the feet are painful, I have suffered in vain, and I can't get out of the city, if I want to come tomorrow as soon as possible to exclude, it will be a big loss.

The people who were excluded the next day were not unprecedented, and if they continued to line up like this, everything was delayed.

I heard that the ten city gates of Hangzhou City, the queue is almost long, the Qingbo Gate is quite good, only the Wulin Gate in the north, the Genshan Gate queue is the longest, I heard, Liu Sange out of the city, the most wanted place to go is Nanjing, from the Wulin Gate, Genshan Gate to Nanjing is closer, about his first choice to go to Nanjing.

The waterway used the forces of all parties to chase after him, forcing Liu Sange to flee in panic, I heard that he was angry and wanted to go to the nest of the Nanjing waterway to do a big case, vent his anger, and relieve his hatred. Therefore, the two gates were particularly tightly checked, and the queue was particularly long.

The Qingbo Gate out of the city is a two-by-one check, which is carried out at the same time.

If you meet a woman who is out of the city, she will hurry up, and the female catcher will quickly bring her into the tent on the side, take off her clothes and pants, verify her identity, and let her go immediately; if you meet a man with a lot of hair on her face, she will not say a word, wash her face and pull her beard first, and then let her walk, if the wrinkled beard is true, then let the person walk; the most troublesome thing is that he is in his twenties. A young man with a long body and a hairless mouth, if there is some similarity with the portrait of Liu Sange, then check it up, call it slow, that ask, break the clay pot and ask in the end, ask the radish does not take root, ask you don't know whether there is an egg or a chicken first, ask to the end, the questioner and the asked person are dizzy, the preface does not answer, I don't know where to ask, go around, to the point that I can't ask the flower head, Mao estimated like a good person, then let go, if Mao estimated that there was some suspicious, then tied up, put into the tent, waiting for the fall, slow on this kind of person。

Qu Daxing, the chief of the Qingbo Gate Tower, is a bearded man, a more serious person, he holds a chair, sits on the side, sets a table in front of him, makes a pot of tea, drinks two sips when he is thirsty, his eyes are staring at the person being checked, and he does not dare to make a slight mistake.

In the past few days, he has not left the city tower to supervise, this city tower chief was earned by himself in the border pass battlefield with a knife and a shot, but he can't stab Lou Zi and lose it.

Yu Taishou said that the murder fugitive Liu Sange is in Hangzhou City, if the governor of Chengguan neglects his duty and allows Liu Sange to escape from Hangzhou City, he will be investigated to the end and severely punished. On the contrary, if Liu Sange can be arrested, he will be promoted and rewarded.

Promoted and rewarded, Qu Daxing really didn't think about it, but if there was an accident, he really couldn't afford it. At the worst, the black gauze hat on his head was taken off, the family property was confiscated, and he returned to his hometown to farm, and the worst thing was that the big head on his neck had to be moved, where the errand was, Lao Tzu didn't care, and he must not be out of Qingbomen, so he stayed under the city every day, and when he encountered suspicious people, he personally interrogated him, so as not to let Liu Sange run away.

Hey, sometimes, the more you don't want it to happen, the more it has to happen.

At seven o'clock, it was the turn of a pair of people who were going out of the city to inspect, and at a glance, they knew that they were not all the way, one was a fat woman, with a bamboo basket on her arm, and the other was a hunchbacked monk, with a deflated faded blue cloth burden on her shoulder, the hunchbacked monk. is the third brother Liu after the disguise.

Third Brother Liu is also really, if he is disguised, he will be disguised, why should he disguise himself into a hunchback with a crooked mouth and slanted eyes, and he will have goosebumps when he looks at it.

The fat woman was quickly taken into the tent by the female catcher for inspection, and after a while, she came out and let her go.

The soldiers did not check Liu Sange for a long time, and there were four portraits of Liu Sange pasted on the city wall on the side: one is the appearance of Liu Sange's favorite down-and-out scholar, and two are the portraits of Jianghu Langzhong or fortune teller often played by Liu Sange, all of whom have beautiful hair and elegant looks, and the fourth is a portrait drawn according to Liu Sange's real appearance, delicate and handsome, with a white face and no beard.

These four portraits are pasted everywhere, post stations, docks, city gates, inns, alleys and streets, and even the low wall next to the thatched pit is pasted a lot, about the fourth portrait is too expressive, often provoked women and women, stop and look, want to get into the wrong, can't move their legs and feet.

Therefore, these four portraits have long been familiar to the people of Hangzhou, and women and children know them. However, Liu Sange said that he was in the city, but so far, there has been no news, as if the world has evaporated.

Facing this hunchbacked monk, there is no need to look at the four portraits, how to look at it, this ugly monk is not the same as Liu Sange, but he asked a few questions in response to the situation, neither has a beard to pull, nor does he need to wash his face with hot water, and he can't wash his face with any fame, and he waved his hand at the hateful crooked mouth and squinted at the monk: "Let's go, let's go." ”

It means, Lao Tzu is so busy that his head is turning, what are you here to join in?

The hunchbacked monk thanked him and walked three steps outside the city, and suddenly, Qu Daxing, the chief of the Qingbo Gate guarding the city, shouted loudly: "Come back." ”

The fat woman who let her go walked in front, and the hunchbacked monk walked behind, and the two turned around and said in unison: "Sir, do you want to call me?"

Qu Daxing said: "Monk, come back!"

The two soldiers immediately stepped forward, one on each side, holding the monk, dragged him to Qu Daxing, and knelt him down at the tea table.

The fat woman patted her chest with her hands, turned around and left, muttering as she walked: "Oh hey, it's good that it's not me, don't be scared, don't jump around, and there's no one who cares about it, it's like eating raw rice, eating is too ugly, this kind of person is rare, and I've never met it." ”

The hunchbacked monk Liu Sange, kneeling in front of Qu Daxing's tea table with his head bowed, is a good person, how did he become like this?

Last night, Liu Sange's disguise technique found a new way, before, he changed his appearance, although the roles are different, the age is different, but they are all easy to be beautiful, how good-looking, how easy, such as down-and-out scholars, Jianghu Langzhong, fortune tellers, are all unlucky people in the rivers and lakes, with a bumpy life and a cynical flow, but it is easy to be personable, fluttering, and it makes people feel comfortable.

This time, he was easy to reverse, hollowed out his mind, and the sword went sideways, how ugly it was, how to come. He asked Hei Tan to shave his hair, and now he teaches and learns, and lets Hei Tan light six incense scars on his head with moxa fire, his face is already smooth, without any modification, he grinned, his mouth was crooked, his eyes were slanted, he made a grimace, and his fingers were "straightened" on his cheeks On the acupoint, a finger was clicked, and the face was immediately twisted, twisted and stiff, the mouth was crooked and the eyes were slanted, and the face changed greatly, this face, the whole child changed, its appearance was weird, ugly, the ugly monk had no beard and hair, the smooth head and face, there was nothing to hide, at a glance, the face was extremely ugly, the mouth was crooked, the eyes were slanted, the strange appearance was strange, a glance, it made people get goosebumps, and the two eyes were going to vomit out of the overnight meal, and the three eyes were not good to faint.

As for the hunchback, he stretched out his hand to his back, and only clicked two fingers, and became a hunchbacked monk with his head to the ground and his back to the sky. The face of the hunchbacked monk is very different from the real face of the third brother Liu attached to the city, one is a god, the other is an evil ghost, and he is not a person at all.

If someone identifies these two people as the same person, this person has either taken the wrong medicine or has water in the braincase.

When the black charcoal standing on the side saw it, he gave a thumbs up, and was amazed again and again, and he couldn't recognize it.

Is this called disfigurement? This is called disfigurement.

No, this is the world's unparalleled, unprecedented disguise technique!

This is the third brother's whim, no second person in the world can do it, and no second person can think of it.

The name of "The Third Brother of the Ever-Changing Liu" has a origin, and it is well deserved, and it is by no means groundless.

After that, Hei Tan got the third brother a set of gray monk's clothes and a blue cloth burden, so the third brother became an ugly monk and took the Dharma name: Eighteen.

That's it, Third Brother Liu wants to go out of the city, and he is a little worried, he has always been meticulous in his work, and for the sake of insurance, he still has a hand.

At that time, Qu Daxing shouted to Liu Sange, who was hanging his head and kneeling under the table: "Monk, raise your head." ”

Third Brother Liu raised his head, Qu Daxing saw it, and he couldn't help but feel a thrill in his heart, and almost vomited out the overnight meal, and then shouted: "Okay, lower your head." ”

Third Brother Liu was secretly amused and lowered his head.

Everyone has a love for beauty, but how can people not have a heart for evil and ugliness?!

Qu Daxing said to the monk: "Monk, don't be afraid, the official just asks a few questions, and if you answer correctly, I will let you go." ”

The monk said, "Sir, what if the poor monk answers wrong?"

Qu Daxing said: "The answer is wrong, it's nothing, at most you won't be able to get out of the city today, wait for the official to find out your identity, and then let you go." ”

The monk clasped his palms together and said, "Amitabha." ”

Qu Daxing asked, "Where are you from?"

The monk said: "Emei Mountain Wannian Temple." ”

"What are you doing in Hangzhou?"

"I'm here to burn incense in Lingyin Temple. I heard that the vegetarian roast goose in Hangzhou Suchunzhai is doing well, and I also try it with two stools. ”

"Where?"

"Traveling all over the world, the four seas are home, the heart is like a gray wood, the body is like an untied boat, drifting wherever it is. ”

"Law name?"

Liu Sange said: "I'm sorry, the poor monk's law name is 'eighteen'." ”

Qu Daxing smiled and said, "What, eighteen, could it be that you are one of the eighteen Arhats?"

Liu Sange said: "Where, the poor monk is shallow, and if he practices for eighteen lifetimes, he will not be able to cultivate Arhat." ”

"What does the host of Wannian Temple mean by giving you such a legal name?"

Liu Sange said: "It means ugly." The vulgar call the extremely ugly person 'eighteen cheap', the master left a hand, give face, remove the word 'cheap', call it 'eighteen', call it smooth, the voice is also loud, often people mistake the poor monk as one of the eighteen arhats. Sins and sins, Amitabha. ”

Qu Daxing was happy and said: "The name of the host is good, and the knowledge is good." ”

Liu Sange said: "The host of Wannian Temple is a high-ranking monk, and his intentions are not something that the younger generations can guess." In fact, for monks, eighteen lowly and heartthrobs are the same thing, floating like a dream, white horses passing through the gaps, coming and going in a hurry, and returning to dust together. The difference is that the eighteen people live a lot more worry-free. ”

Qu Daxing said: "Hey, how can you save your mind?"

Liu Sange said: "I was abandoned because of ugliness, and no one harassed me." Just fall asleep and sleep until dawn, do you think it's okay?"

Qu Daxing smiled: "It's good, but it's too lonely." ”

The third brother said: "I'm used to it." If you are handsome, you don't have that blessing, if you want to sleep, others won't let you, there will always be someone to find a reason to harass you, if you like someone, it's okay, break a vow, be happy, if you hate it, then don't be guilty. Besides, there are always more people in the world who hate than people who like. ”

Qu Daxing laughed and said, "Haha, the monk is stealing, 'Eighteen' really wants to be open." ”

Liu Sange said: "I can't think about it, I have to die, people always have to think about it, no matter how narrow the road is, people also have to think about it, the more I think about it, the more I think about it, the more I think about it, I think about it, and my heart is bright; Amitabha, sins and sins. ”

Qu Daxing sighed: "What the Eighteen Say is very reasonable, the words are not rough, and the words of people are not ugly." ”

Third Brother Liu said: "The poor monk can't figure it out a little bit today, I don't know if I can ask?"

Qu Daxing said: "Hey, you also have something you can't understand?"

Liu Sange said: "Yes, it's a lot, you know everything about being a poor monk? The poor monk understands for a while, and he is confused for a while, and he is confused, not an ordinary confusion, but a mess." ”

Qu Daxing said: "Eighteen, don't be modest, just ask any questions." ”

Liu Sange said: "Usually, where the poor monk goes, everyone avoids it, but today it is an exception. ”

"What do you call chicken head luck?"

Liu Sange said: "The vulgar regard 'chicken head luck' as a rare good luck. ”

Qu Daxing said: "Tell me, what kind of luck did you encounter?"

Liu Sange said: "The poor monk has a hard life, and he has never had good luck in this life. Maybe it's the poor monk who will be wrong, it's not the 'chicken head luck', it may be the 'canopy luck', and the transportation is 'canopy', which is terrible, and it is always not smooth. This is in line with the life of the poor monk. ”

Qu Daxing said: "That's a good question, guess what, why did the official call you to him?"

Third Brother Liu said: "Probably the poor monk is similar to Third Brother Liu, right?"

Qu Daxing's face sank, and he reprimanded: "Like a fart, I heard that Third Brother Liu is a first-class disguise master today, and it is completely possible to turn a pretty face into a grimace, but if you want to fool the past in front of this official, hehe, it's a little difficult." ”

Third Brother Liu only chattered and said: "The chief is wise, and the thief is difficult to fly." ”

Huo Di, Qu Da got up, walked to the third brother Liu, the third brother's mouth was crooked to the left, he grabbed the third brother's right cheek, and twisted it to the right.

Third Brother Liu shouted: "Sir, tap it, it hurts to death, it hurts to death, the poor monk's face is natural, and he can't screw it back no matter how he twists it." ”

Qu Daxing didn't believe it, and twisted it twice, but the crooked mouth still bounced back, twisting the third brother's right cheek red.

Qu Daxing returned to the chair and sat down, and said, "Guessed the reason why the official was looking for you, right?"

"The chief's intentions are unpredictable, and even if the poor monk wants to guess, he can't guess it. ”

Qu Daxing said: "Although you are a hunchback, your body shape is three points similar to the description of Liu Sange on the wanted notice, although you are staggering, if you straighten your waist, you are long, your steps are staggering, faintly a little calm, and you are not in a hurry, and the official always feels that your aura is extraordinary, and it is a little different from ordinary people." ”

When Third Brother Liu heard this, his heart "Geden" for a moment, and said: "Eighteen ashamed, ugly, ashamed of self-esteem, where is it extraordinary, if there is, it is only ugly, embarrassing." ”

Qu Daxing said: "Monk, you take off your monk's robe and let the official see if you are a real hunchback or a fake hunchback." ”

Although, the third brother's hunchback can also be real, he used a unique point technique, on the back of the "body pillar" and "tendon contraction" two points of each finger, the spine is bent and bulging, can not be stretched, but there is no real hunchback of the kind of abrupt deformed bone phase, a rough look, almost chaotic, if you think carefully, it will be exposed.

Third Brother Liu bowed his head and said, "Sir, can the poor monk stand up and undress?"

Qu Daxing said: "Yes." ”

Third Brother Liu stood up, took off his burden, and began to undress, and the two soldiers, serving with swords on the side, did not dare to relax at all.

The third brother thought to himself, the person I arranged should appear, if he slows down a little longer, maybe, he can only start the fight today.

Who is the person arranged by Liu Sange?

That is the famous cricket hall of the guy osmanthus robe, please come to Qingbo Gate for a trip, although it is a part-time worker, but it is also quite a bit of a speech.

The night before, in the famous cricket hall, Hei Tan was entrusted by Liu Sange to bring an osmanthus robe.

When the osmanthus robe saw the ugly monk, he was stunned and asked Hei Tan, "Boss, who is he?"

Hei Tan said: "It's Lao Tzu's friend outside the square, and he is a master of disguise." ”

Osmanthus robe said: "Who do you want to disguise?" boss, do you want to disguise?"

Black Tan said: "It's not me, it's you." ”

Osmanthus robe said: "Okay, what are you doing with Yi Rong? ”

Hei Tan said angrily: "Raising soldiers for a thousand days, using soldiers for a while, Lao Tzu wants you to do a favor, it's so difficult! I think at the beginning, you were only ten years old, hungry like a thin monkey, your father died, with a straw mark, you want to sell yourself to bury your father, Lao Tzu helped you bury your father, didn't ask you for a copper plate, and after that, I took in your mother, and now I have grown up, married and started a family, and my children are in pairs, my wings are hard, my head is stubborn, and I am disobedient." ”

Osmanthus robe said: "No, no, how dare the villain forget the boss's life-saving grace." ”

Black Tan said: "Then you are annoying. ”

Osmanthus robe said: "The boss wants the villain to change his appearance, is he trying to help this monk?"

"It's not. ”

Osmanthus robe said: "If the boss wants the villain to change his appearance, it is for yourself, and the villain will do it, otherwise, the villain will not do it." ”

Black Tan said: "That's about the same, you are disguised, it is for me." ”

Osmanthus robe said: "Since the boss wants the villain to help, in a word, the villain desperately eats puffer fish, this favor is done." ”

Hei Tan said: "This is what people say, a little conscience, even if Lao Tzu didn't look away." Yes, Eighteen Mages, give the osmanthus robe a disguise. ”

So, Third Brother Liu was busy working on the face of the osmanthus robe for a while, and it didn't take long for the disguise to be completed.

After the disguise, the real face of the third brother Liu on the osmanthus robe and the wanted warrant was alive, the osmanthus robe looked at it in the mirror, and was so frightened that he was scared, his hand was loosened, bang, the mirror fell to the ground, broken, and asked Hei Tan: "Ouch, boss, my face is exactly the same as that of Third Brother Liu, so how can I do it, I was caught by the government and wanted to lose my head." ”

Black Tan said: "That's what I want." ”

"You want me to lose my head, you?"

"Your head is off, who will help Lao Tzu look after the store, you can't fall off, Lao Tzu is on the side, covering you. ”

Osmanthus robe said: "I'll help you with everything, I can't help with this favor." I'm dead, who cares about my mother!

Hei Tan said: "I'll take care of it, besides, if you can't die, I'll keep you out." ”

Osmanthus robe said: "If you go out like this, if you don't get it right, you will be arrested, and even if you don't die, you will shed your skin." ”

Hei Tan said: "I just came out of the trolley bridge, look, has the skin taken off?"

Osmanthus robe said: "You are you, I am me, that's not the same thing, compared with you, that's the earth compared to the sky, like me, a little Bulazi, half a dozen dead, no one cares." ”

Black Tan said: "With me covered, you can't die." You don't believe me?"

Osmanthus robe said: "Faith is faith, fear or fear." What good is it that you want me to replace Third Brother Liu? God, why is that?"

Black Tan said: "Don't ask why, there are some things, the less you know, the better." I didn't let you replace Third Brother Liu, I just asked you to take it for two or three days, and then you insisted that it wasn't Third Brother Liu, besides, the eyes of the fast catcher were sharp and poisonous, and if you looked closely, you could see that you were not Third Brother Liu. When the time comes, I will come forward to testify that you are a fellow of the famous cricket hall in the osmanthus robe. After three days of wrapping you, you came out unscathed and from the small car bridge, but it seems inevitable to sit in the office for a few days. ”

Osmanthus robe said: "I'm not afraid of sitting in the class room for a few days, what I'm afraid of is sitting in the class room for a lifetime." ”

Hei Tan said: "Of course, I can't let you work in vain, and after you come out, I will reward you with three thousand taels of silver." ”

Osmanthus robe's eyes lit up and said, "Really?"

Hei Tan said: "When did I lie to you? As long as you keep your mouth tight, what we say today should not have been said, except for God knows, you know that I know the monk, no one can know, understand? You can't even say it to your wife." ”

Osmanthus robe slapped his thigh and said happily: "Okay, don't say it." I did it, even if I died for the boss, I deserved it. Besides, as you said, after three days, the villain will be able to come out of the trolley bridge, and there will be a silver reward of three thousand taels, right, boss?"

He was really a little uneasy, and he wanted to knock these things down.

Black Tan said: "You can't be wrong, boy. Tonight, you'll stay in the store, Ming'er, let's go out of the city together. ”

Thinking about it, the osmanthus robe was still a little uneasy, and said: "Boss, the villain thought about it, but I still don't understand it, what good is it for you to let the villain pretend to be Brother Liu? ”

Hei Tan said: "At that time, people regarded you as Third Brother Liu, but afterwards, I knew that I was wrong, and I let you out, and Lao Tzu even sat a fart." ”

Osmanthus robe said: "Then I will suffer hardship, if I don't get it right, I will be hacked to death on the spot if I am arrested, and I have no choice but to be a man." ”

Hei Tan said: "Lao Tzu's officialdom has a lot of roads, up and down, and the popularity is good, you don't know, what is there to be afraid of." With me, I will make sure that you will not die, and you will not be guilty in prison. ”

Osmanthus robe said: "Boss, don't sell the villain." ”

Hei Tan said: "If you want to sell it, you will sell it a long time ago, it is illegal to sell others, and you can sell it to your heart, if you don't break the law, why do you have to wait until your wings are hard to sell? ”

Osmanthus robe said: "Okay, as long as you cover the villain, the villain will do it, otherwise, the villain really doesn't dare." ”

Black Tan said: "Don't worry, I don't cover you, who covers you." ”

Osmanthus robe said: "It's not that the villain is not at ease, it's that the villain is thinking about the boss, boss, the villain will say one more thing, you think about it, will it bring trouble to the boss." ”

Hei Tan said: "This kid is afraid of wolves and tigers, pinching and letting go, and he can't make up his mind." Let me tell you, there is only good and no harm in this. After being released from prison, Liu Sange also worked as a partner in the famous cricket hall of black charcoal, evading the pursuit of the government, rumors were all over the place, there are falsehoods in the truth, there are true in the false, one is spread to the hundreds, it is spread beyond recognition, the truth is indistinguishable, so that it will be transmitted to the ears of the gang of people who 'split the brain', and they will know that it is powerful, and they will not dare to come to the famous cricket hall to provoke trouble in the future. When I saw Lao Tzu, I had to nod my head and bow down, let me tell you, Lao Tzu's move was just to use the name of the ever-changing third brother Liu to suppress the head snake. ”

Osmanthus robe suddenly realized, patted his thigh, and said: "Oh hey, I see, Gao, boss, you said it earlier, this trick is really high, this time the villain finally understands it thoroughly, and he will definitely play Liu Sange like a real one." ”

Osmanthus robe pointed at Third Brother Liu and asked, "Boss, what is the name of this mage?" The disguise technique is absolutely clever, if you can't get it, Third Brother Liu's disguise technique is not as good as him." ”

Third Brother Liu smiled and didn't speak.

Hei Tan laughed and said: "The monk's law name is 'Eighteen', the number one disguise master in the rivers and lakes today, Liu Sange's disguise technique is placed in his place, and there is still a difference of 108,000 miles." ”

"What does 'eighteen' mean?"

Hei Tan said: "Whatever, the monk's legal name, who can figure it out, you ask Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu asks which one to go." Without further ado, you will live in the store with Lao Tzu tonight, and tomorrow morning, go out of the city with Lao Tzu, don't ask anything, and I won't tell you if I ask, yes, sleep. This kid is so wordy, I can't stand it. ”

Third Brother Liu said goodbye, and Hei Tan walked to another room with Third Brother, whispered for a while, and agreed to meet at Qingbo Gate tomorrow.

That night, Liu Sange took advantage of the night to jump from the back window of the famous cricket hall, circled around the back streets and alleys, and returned to Sima Du Lane.

Now, in the Qingbo Gate Tower, Liu Sange's monk's robe was half off, and the city official Qu Daxing stared at his arched back with a twisted brow, and was about to approach the front and take a closer look, at this moment, a catcher in front of the investigation quickly ran to Qu Daxing's side, attached to his ear, and only said two words, Qu Daxing stood up "Huo", his face was full of excitement, and he had no time to take care of the hunchbacked monk, and said: "Eighteen, let's go, it's none of your business." ”

After speaking, he followed the arrest to investigate another suspect, this person is too similar to Liu Sange on the wanted warrant, he is the osmanthus robe after disguise.

Liu Sange put on his monk's robe, put on his baggage, and walked quickly to the outside of the city, just out of the Qingbo Gate, only to hear Qu Daxing shouting: "Close the door, close the gate, close the city gate." ”

Immediately, the city gate behind him slammed shut.

Third Brother Liu hurriedly stepped on the suspension bridge on the moat and said to the people around him: "Run, the suspension bridge will be hoisted for a while, and you won't be able to get out of the city." When he just ran to the end of the suspension bridge and jumped to the other side of the moat, the suspension bridge behind him rattled and slowly hung up, running slowly, sliding back, although he went out of the city tower, but he couldn't cross the moat, it was also in vain, and he had a blue nose and swollen face, and he thought he was unlucky.

Those who went out of the city sat under the willow trees by the city river, laughing and gloating.

There was a dilapidated donkey cart parked on the official road next to the city river, and an old monk was sitting on the seat, pinching a whip, looking at Liu Sange, grinning, the old monk was dressed as a cup of Taoist, and he had gone out of the city before Liu Sange.

The third brother jumped on the donkey cart, got into the carriage, and the donkey cart got it, and trotted on the official road.

...... In the city tower, three fast catchers, more than a dozen soldiers swords and guns came out together, surrounded the osmanthus robe in the middle, in the face of the bright and swaying knives and guns, the Jiujiang osmanthus robe is indeed a little strong, but the face does not change color, and said: "I am not the third brother Liu, I am a guy from the famous cricket hall, you look carefully, it seems to be a little similar, look carefully, it is not like it." He stood there, gesticulating, sometimes pointing to wanted portraits, and the next moment, pointing to his own face, catching fast soldiers, but he was clamoring, holding his sword and gun, and did not dare to approach.

Hei Tan, who was standing outside the crowd, squeezed in at this time and argued: "He is indeed my buddy, everyone, raise your noble hand, don't make a mistake." ”

Qu Daxing had a good relationship with Black Tan, but this time he didn't buy it, and said: "Get out of the way, is it Third Brother Liu, when you get to the Yamen, you will understand." ”

Hei Tan said: "Okay, okay, beg everyone, don't hurt him, the villain asked him to go to the yamen." ”

With a black face, he yelled at the osmanthus robe: "Boy, you don't want to die, hold your head in your hands, kneel down, and go with you." ”

Only then did the osmanthus robe hold his head and kneel down.

Qu Daxing finally gave face and shouted: "If you don't resist, don't hurt him, handcuff the suspect and take him back to the yamen." ”

The wolf-like soldier put away his knives and guns, rushed up, threw the osmanthus robe to the ground, put on the shackles, carried him, jumped into the carriage, and went to the mansion.

The osmanthus robe was still shouting: "Make it clear, I am an innocent osmanthus robe, not the third brother Liu, the blue sky and the white sun, why arrest people indiscriminately, there is no royal law, the wrong one, I want to sue you, go to the governor of Jiangdong to sue you......"

Catch quickly heard the fire, stuffed a hemp core in his mouth, and the osmanthus robe couldn't scream.

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