Chapter 363: Do You Want to Plug in the Front or in the Back?
As soon as he heard that Ji was about to intervene when he came up, the five big and three thick monks behind the fairy girl suddenly widened his eyes.
Nima, what rhythm, so openly want to pull the girl out to play?
Dude, this is not a green building.
Moreover, this girl is so smart, at first glance, she is a big girl with yellow flowers, and if you talk about money when you come up, it will defile her young heart.
Ji Kao also didn't know what this reckless monk was thinking, and if he knew, he would have to let him eat a tiger sword.
Nima, my thoughts are too dirty, right? A gentleman like me Ji Kao, just wants to cut in line, don't misunderstand me, okay? Am I the kind of person who says 'insert' as soon as I come up?
Cut, vulgar!
At this time, the fairy girl was hesitating, but when she looked up at Ji Kao's pure smiling face and clear eyes, she suddenly blushed, so she nodded slightly, then lowered her voice, and asked in a low voice, "How many spirit stones do you have?"
Readily!
In the end, it's still a girl in the world of cultivating immortals!
Ji Kao was overjoyed, weighed the storage bag in his hand, and whispered to the fairy girl: "More than three thousand yuan!"
Xianniu was also happy, and also lowered her voice and said, "Okay, this son, then...... Do you want to plug in the front, or do you want to plug in the back?"
As soon as this sentence came out, the reckless monk behind the fairy girl was directly stunned, his heart was messy, and he shouted wildly in his heart: "I'll rub, sister, let's not bring this? ”
Ji Kao was overjoyed when he heard this, and said with a smile: "I don't care, it's all plugged in anyway, it's the same before and after!"
Lori Xianniu saw that Ji Kao was so polite, and immediately smiled: "I don't care, you can insert it wherever you want!"
Plug it in wherever you want!
Seeing the side face of the Lori fairy girl with a harmless face and a pure face, the reckless monk behind him trembled, and almost vomited out a mouthful of old blood.
Sister, don't fall for this little spirit stone?
If you really want to fall, come to your brother. Not to mention 3,000 yuan, it's 10,000 or 80,000 yuan, and I'm willing to do it, brother.
"That'...... What's so embarrassing about that?"
Ji Kao rubbed his hands, looking embarrassed, after all, in front of the beauties, we should also maintain a little force, even if we cut in line, we must pretend to be embarrassed and extremely entangled in our hearts.
"Ah, what's so embarrassing about this, everyone is a friend, and everyone needs what they need. Besides, didn't I take your money? It's normal to let you plug it......", Lori Xianniu has been whetted by three thousand spirit stones, for fear that Ji Kao, a young man as simple as herself, will not be willing to pass the hurdle in her heart, so she opened her mouth to persuade.
Ji Kao nodded, and he was about to reluctantly agree.
But at this time, the reckless monk behind Lori Fairy Girl couldn't help it.
I'll go, three thousand spirit stones are considered a bird, can I compare with such a beautiful girl?
However, he was just a casual cultivator, and he didn't have many spirit stones on his body, and he just had a concept of "dating guns" in his heart, so he hurriedly said: "Sister, since they are all plugged in, can I be counted as one? If he inserts this little friend in the front, I'll plug in the back, okay?"
This stupid and reckless man, the cheap smile revealed at this moment actually made the cheap supreme Ji Kao gasp.
Nima, this smile completely kills all the lewd smiles in history, it's just ...... Laughing madness!
"Shuangfei, he plugs in the front, you plug in the back?"
Such a cheap words coupled with the expression and smile on the face of the stupid and reckless man, Rao is this Lori fairy girl is as simple as a white lotus, cuter than a blank paper, and immediately reacted, suddenly frowned, stomped on the reckless man's feet, and then scolded: "You stinky shameless, you stinky rascal, you go away, you go away!"
The reckless man screamed with a "whoop", and the whole person fell down while covering his feet.
At the same time, this reckless man was confused......
What's the matter? If he wants to insert a little white face, you are willing, but I can't insert it? Damn, my brother also has a tough body, okay? Do you want to be so cruel? Can you be gentle?
Seeing Lori Xianniu's reaction, seeing the stupid and reckless man's cheap smile, Ji Kao's head darkened, and he was speechless: "Nima, it's too dirty, isn't it?
Immediately, the reckless man rolled to the side with his feet in his arms, and Ji Kao was too lazy to speak, and immediately smiled: "Sister, then I'll plug in front of you, and it can also make you more comfortable!"
Conscience of heaven and earth!
Ji Kao said this sentence means, to use her magnificent body for Lori Xianniu sister to block the blazing sun for her, so that the great selfless dedication to her front, so that her sister Xianniu will not be burned by the scorching sun, and there is no other idea at all, it is simply the purest word in heaven and earth, and it is the responsibility of every man.
As Emperor Qin, Ji Kao has to be so benevolent to the world.
However, as soon as this sentence came out, it immediately attracted the sideways glances of many monks before and after.
They all stared at Ji Kao, wanting to see how the Lori fairy sister was mad, killing this little white face and killing the scum among the monks.
You're going to plug in the front in broad daylight, and it's the other way around.
Let you be more comfortable, I'll go, do you want to be so shameless?
The simple Ji Kao, thinking that he had caused the dissatisfaction of others by cutting the line, suddenly hesitated a little, turned his head and saw that the position behind the fairy girl was vacant, and the stupid and reckless man who was stepped on had rolled to the side, and suddenly felt happy in his heart, and inserted it behind the fairy girl, thinking: "Now you don't have to say that I cut the line, right?"
When the Lori fairy girl saw Ji Kao's behavior, she suddenly became anxious, and her voice became louder: "Ah, why are you so dishonest? The three thousand spirit stones that were said to be inserted in front of me, why don't you insert them now? Come here, give me the spirit stones, and I'll let you plug them!"
This sound is simply ferocious to the extreme!
When this sentence came out, there was a 'hiss' inhalation sound before and after.
In the next moment, the male monks in front and behind all made expressions of "I understand...... Nima, it's not that this sister can't be inserted, but she has to give the spirit stone to insert it.
Moreover, it's only 3,000 yuan, so it's too cheap, right?
Suddenly, a male monk didn't care about queuing, and immediately stepped forward and took out the spirit stone: "Sister, he doesn't plug in, I'll plug in!" There is a small forest over there, and I am a well-known fast gunner, a stick of incense solves the battle, you can still have extra time to earn a little more!"
"Sister, do you want to be comfortable and still need spirit stones? If you want spirit stones, I will give them more than him!"
"You...... What kind of people, how did we have scum like you in southern Xinjiang, no ...... Shameless!"
Lori Fairy Sister hugged her knees, squatted on the ground, and cried aggrievedly.
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