When Qin Huaiyu saw it, he wondered in his heart, and he was also cold: It seems that this Princess Taiping is really in love with Prince Xiaohan, but it is impossible for them, this Qin Yun, is there still a chance?

Xue Dingshan was in a similar mood, but he smiled on his face and said: "Haha, Prince Xiaohan and Princess Taiping are really a pair of the most intimate brothers and sisters, congratulations, this is really the first good thing in my Datang, and it is also the blessing of my Datang, haha, the minister is the emperor and the queen!"

As soon as he said it, Wu Meiniang was really in a good mood, and said happily: "Okay, Marshal Xue said it well, come, let's congratulate Han'er and Princess Taiping together, brother and sister, do it!" After speaking, she really drank it all.

Gaozong was not ambiguous, and sure enough, he drank it all, and his mood was very refreshing; everyone was also happy, and they all drank it all; Xiaohan and Princess Taiping were even happier, especially Princess Taiping, whose eyes were full of affection, and shot towards him!

"Go on, Marshal Qin, count, hehe!" Wu Meiniang's interest became higher and higher.

"Five!" Qin Huaiyu finally counted.

"Six!" It was Xue Dingshan's turn to tell a joke, and he had to pick at his head in embarrassment before he said: "Let me tell you a joke about Xue Gang: Once, I went hunting with him, and we each shot two arrows, but he found that his arrows were gone? Guess what, where did his arrows go?"

"Where do we know? Marshal Xue, don't sell it!" Gaozong Li Zhi said.

"It turned out that his arrows had already been stolen by Xue Jinlian, and she was afraid that his brother would win me, so she secretly stole them!" After speaking, Xue Dingshan laughed.

"Hahahaha, this Xue Jinlian, interesting, interesting, isn't this cheating?" Gaozong Li Zhi laughed.

"Queen Mother, you are the judge, how, is this story of Marshal Xue a joke?" Princess Taiping smiled.

Wu Meiniang thought for a while before she said: "Well, forget it, haha, this Xue Jinlian is also considered to have a heart, and it is almost the same as our family's peace, isn't it, emperor!"

"Yes, Queen, you're right, okay, Ding Shan, if your golden lotus is cultivated well, it will definitely be a useful female general in the Tang Dynasty, haha!" Gaozong Li Zhi said happily.

"Yes, the minister cares about the emperor for Jin Lian!" Xue Dingshan was overjoyed when he heard this.

"Okay, since the queen mother said that Marshal Xue passed the test, let's pass the test, haha, but Marshal Xue has to respect me and Brother Han, because, our brother and sister have a deep relationship, much deeper than the relationship between your Xue boy and Jin Lian, hehe!" Princess Taiping said slyly.

When Xue Dingshan heard this, he laughed and said, "Haha, what Princess Taiping said is that Ding Shan respects Prince Xiaohan and Princess Taiping!"

"Haha, Marshal Xue is really refreshing, Taiping, let's respect Marshal together!" Xiao Han hurriedly drank it all.

Then there was Pei Yingxue, and she told "A Joke": There was a Xiucai who was nearly seventy years old, and his wife suddenly gave birth to a son, because she was too old to give birth to a son, so she named it "Age". Soon after, another son was born, who looked like a scholar, and named him "Xuewen". gave birth to a son in the third year, and Xiucai smiled: "It's a joke that you can still have a son at such an old age." So it was named "Joke". When the three sons grew up and had nothing to do, Xiucai let them go into the mountains to collect firewood, and when they came back, the husband asked his wife, "Who of the three people has more firewood?" ”

Wu Meiniang listened to it and was not happy: "Haha, I hope that Yingxue will give our Han'er's son is also a joke! Okay, pass the test!" As she spoke, she herself laughed.

"Okay, the queen mother said that she would pass the test!Haha, it's still our brother Han's new daughter-in-law, and she has already made a joke before she has passed the door!" Princess Taiping said happily.

"Hahahaha!" Hearing this, everyone laughed happily, only Pei Yingxue bowed her head with joy.

Princess Taiping thought about it and said, "No, you can't let Yingxue pass the test easily, unless, she kisses my brother Han!"

As soon as she said it, Pei Yingxue quickly kissed Xiao Han, which caused everyone to laugh.

Next, it was Qin Huaiyu's turn, he thought about it for a long time, but the joke still didn't come to fruition, so he had to smile awkwardly: "I admit defeat, can I punish myself with three cups?"

"No, Marshal Qin must tell a joke before he can drink, otherwise, it won't count, and he will be fined a jar of wine!" Saying that, Princess Taiping had personally hugged a jar of wine: at least five catties!

"Ahh

He is really not good at telling jokes, this is the best joke he can think of, but people can't laugh: it seems that this Qin Yun is really in love with Princess Taiping!

When Wu Meiniang heard this, she smiled unconsciously and said, "This is not a joke, but Qin Yun's mind is worthy of respect, I think it can be regarded as a joke, what does Taiping think?" She instantly kicked the ball to Princess Taiping.

"Queen Mother, we're telling a joke, haha, Marshal Qin, punish you with a glass of wine!" Princess Taiping said expressionlessly.

"Yes, the emperor and queen mother, the minister will punish himself with three cups, how about it?" After Qin Huaiyu finished speaking, he had already started drinking, but he was thinking in his heart: No matter what, I have to fight for Yun'er!

It was Shangguan Wan'er's turn, but she told a story about the "Hundred Parables": Once upon a time, there was a stupid person who passed by a pond and saw the shadow of a piece of real gold under the water, and shouted: "There is gold!" Jump in and grope your way through the sludge underwater. Tired and exhausted, still not found. After a while, when the water cleared and a golden shadow appeared, he jumped down again and continued to search under the water, but he still did not find it. Then his father came to him, and when he saw him like this, he asked, "What are you doing, tired like this?" The son said: "There is real gold under the water, I jumped down several times, groped everywhere in the sludge, and was so tired that I still didn't find it." "My father saw the shadow of real gold under the water and understood that the gold was in the tree. How did he know that? Because the bottom of the water is only a shadow of gold. The father said to his son, "This must be a bird that has been placed on a tree." The son, as his father had said, found gold in the tree.

"I don't know what you think of this story?" As soon as the story was finished, Shangguan Wan'er asked questions.

Everyone was thinking deeply, and everyone showed different looks, seeing that Wu Meiniang was happy again, that face was almost golden, obviously, she was very happy with the story told by Shangguan Wan'er!

"What, what do you think of Wan'er's story?" Han'er, tell me!" Wu Meiniang said happily.

Xiao Han thought about it for a while, and then said indifferently: "Fortunately, I'm not interested in gold, whether it's in the water or on the tree, it has nothing to do with me, hehe, what does the queen think?"

Wu Meiniang listened to it and said with a smile: "I know, you don't have anything to do with yourself, and you don't have to worry about it, so what about you? Marshal Qin!"

"Hey, Queen Mother, this story is too profound, I can't understand it for a while, maybe, we should really take a look at the tree first, the things in the water are illusory in themselves!" Qin Huaiyu couldn't help but say.

"So, Marshal Xue, what about you?" Wu Meiniang did not give up the opportunity to beat them.

Xue Dingshan thought for a while before he said: "Queen Mother, I have similar thoughts to Prince Xiaohan, and I have no interest in gold, so I told me that it doesn't matter if he is on the tree or in the water, whoever wants to rob him will rob him!"

"Haha, Marshal Xue really has no heart, okay, Marshal Xue's attitude is the best!" Gaozong Li Zhi couldn't help but be happy, and the pride in his heart naturally didn't need to be spoken.

Wu Meiniang thought about it and asked again: "Taiping, Yingxue, what do you mean?"

"Oh, Queen Mother, this kind of thankless thing is obviously something that only fools can do! We are all people of insight from my Datang Dynasty, who will care about those inexplicable things?" Haha!" Princess Taiping couldn't help laughing.

Pei Yingxue thought for a while, and then said: "I agree with Brother Han's opinion, what do you want it to do if it has nothing to do with us? As far as I am concerned, waiting for Brother Han is equivalent to finding the gold on the tree!" After speaking, he only smiled sweetly.

"So, we are stupid and stupid, haha, Xue'er is just well-behaved!" After speaking, Xiao Han couldn't help but kiss her before he stopped, the joy on his face was enviable.

"Well, if you want me to say, this gold is just a temptation, hehe, for example, our crown prince, he likes these things, and he has given him the status of a prisoner, and he is not satisfied, so he is going to sit on the dragon throne;

Wu Meiniang was happy, laughed a little, and then said: "Yes, it is in vain to fish for the moon in the water, and the gold in the water is obviously in vain, and this prince of ours just likes to do those self-righteous things; he can't even handle the affairs of the disaster victims, and he is looking forward to governing the world there, isn't it fishing for the moon in the water? This disaster relief, Han'er and Taiping performed the best, haha, it was easy to solve the urgent needs of the imperial court, this is the foundation of governing the world!

Hearing this, Qin Huaiyu and Xue Dingshan could only nod their heads and say yes, and they couldn't speak!

"So, Qing and the others should also use their brains, don't let the prince's nonsense turn you into a fool;

"Yes, follow the emperor's teachings!" The two generalissimos had to nod their heads and say yes, their mood had already been disturbed by Wu Meiniang's words!

Two pairs of eyes, I can't see the direction clearly!