Chapter 582: Lonely Men and Widows, Dry Firewood
Legend has it that after staying in the sky for one day, a year has passed in the world, and now, the sky has darkened, and between day and night, Qin Shaojie feels as if more than ten years have passed.
and Dou Ruomei searched almost all the places nearby, not to mention the Northern Underworld War, that is, except for the two of them, not a single living creature was found, which made Qin Shaojie unable to figure it out.
This place is indeed full of weirdness.
If he can find Dou Ruomei, why can't he find the Northern Underworld?
Qin Shaojie also thought about whether the magma river was like a huge teleportation array with multiple exits, he and Dou Ruomei entered the same place, but the Northern Underworld War ran to another place.
There was a pile of dry branches on the ground, and the flames on it were flickering, and it seemed a little cautious in the quiet morgue woods. But Qin Shaojie and Dou Ruomei were sitting by the fire, their eyes were looking at the constantly beating flames a little distracted, and they didn't know what they were thinking.
"What are we going to do? Dou Ruomei looked at Qin Shaojie with a worried expression and asked.
"I don't know. Qin Shaojie casually threw a few branches into the fire, and watched the flames go up again before he said. "This hellish place is too evil for his grandmother, I suspect it, is this an illusion?"
Qin Shaojie was a little suspicious, this was not an illusion at all.
But then again, he had to believe it.
In the past few hours, he and Dou Ruomei were both flying in the air with their magic weapons, searching almost everywhere, but they didn't find any living creatures, but Qin Shaojie found that this place was indeed very weird.
Just like in the normal world, the sun rises in the east and sets in the west, and the moon climbs into the sky. Although the scenery is the same as the first illusion, there are some different places.
There is day and night, there is wind, the leaves make a soft "rustle" sound with the wind, and nothing else.
According to the Northern Underworld War, if this is an illusion, the wind or anything should not be there, but the two of them have been flying for so long that they can't find an exit out of this jungle.
Even if Dou Ruomei is a cultivator of Da Luo Jinxian, she is also a woman, and she is also a little anxious at this time.
At this time, Qin Shaojie, who had always been anxious, quieted down, and actually took out a large bag of snacks from the Qiankun bag, handed it to Dou Ruomei next to him, and said. "I know you're not hungry, but eat some and pass the time. ”
"Are you still in the mood to eat?" Dou Ruomei glanced at Qin Shaojie, then at the big bag of snacks, and asked in surprise. "Where did you get this thing?"
"It's in the bag. Qin Shaojie shrugged his shoulders, showed a smug expression, and said. "Tell you, all the things in our bag can almost fill a three-story villa. Food, drink, clothing, and everything. ”
Dou Ruomei took the big bag of snacks and flipped through it, it was really as Qin Shaojie said, what biscuits, drinks, ham sausages, and instant noodles were in it, but it was said that there was everything.
"Not interested. After turning over for a long time, Dou Ruomei felt that she had no appetite at all at this time.
"Don't let the old lady let me out, otherwise let me find out who made this formation, the old lady had to cramp and peel his skin and dry it into dried human meat and feed it to the dog. Dou Ruomei said fiercely.
"Hey, calm down. Qin Shaojie said. "It's useless if you're in a hurry, it's better to eat something, add some nutrients to your brain, and find a way to get out." ”
"How can you still eat now?" Dou Ruomei looked at Qin Shaojie, who was eating ham sausages in his left hand and instant noodles in his right hand, and asked strangely.
"Hiccup"
Unscrewed a bottle of Coke and took a big sip, until he hiccuped a particularly loud hiccup in the silent woods, Qin Shaojie said. "It's not about eating. Whether you eat or not, the result is the same, at least we can't get out for the time being. This place is so weird, what if something suddenly pops out? I advise you to eat some, you have enough strength to fight. ”
"Besides, there is no entertainment in this place, so what can you do without eating to pass the time?"
"This lonely man and widow are doing firewood, aren't you afraid that I will be so beastly and give you the Fa on the spot?" Qin Shaojie said jokingly.
Who knew that Dou Ruomei was not angry, but just gave Qin Shaojie a charming white eye.
"Well, it's very appropriate, it's indeed a lonely man and a widow doing firewood, I don't care, I'm afraid that some people have the heart of a thief or the courage of that thief. ”
Damn! Qin Shaojie was shocked, this woman was fierce enough.
"Besides, even if you have the guts of that thief, do you dare to come?" Dou Ruomei said with a teasing smile, it seemed that after Qin Shaojie's interruption, her mood was a little better.
"Don't dare. Qin Shaojie shook his head honestly. "I'd better stay away from you. ”
"What, am I not pretty?" Dou Ruomei furrowed her eyebrows and asked a little angrily.
"Who said you weren't pretty, you're pretty. Qin Shaojie said. "I promise, you have to go to the Great Wall and shout something like 'I want to find a man', you see, what is the Great Wall, I'm afraid that the man who wants to marry you will be able to line up from Jinghua to Jiayuguan. ”
"How can I be as good as you say!" Dou Ruomei heard Qin Shaojie praise her, she actually blushed for the first time, and asked again. "Why Jiayuguan?"
"The first pier of the Great Wall. Qin Shaojie said with a smile. "The first pier of the Great Wall is in Jiayuguan, this distance is far enough. ”
"Giggles, you're really good at. Dou Ruomei couldn't stop laughing. "Men, all of them are virtuous, their mouths are as sweet as eating honey, but their hearts are more filthy than the other. I've lived for so many years, and I've seen the thoughts of you men clearly, one by one, all of them are animals that think in the lower half of their bodies. ”
"However, since you said me so well, what do you mean by respecting me and staying away from me just now?" Dou Ruomei asked.
"It's not interesting, it's just talking, it's just talking. Qin Shaojie hurriedly waved his hand and said.
"No, I don't believe it, tell me what the hell do you think. Dou Ruomei asked. "I don't believe that I'm alone with you with such a big beauty, you don't have any ideas?"
"I really don't have an idea. Qin Shaojie spread his hands and said.
"To say or not to say?"
"You really want to hear the truth?"
"I really want to hear it. ”
"Okay. Qin Shaojie said helplessly. "I said yes, but you can't do it. ”
"Say it, say it. Dou Ruomei pouted and said. "I'll hear what your dog can spit out of his mouth. ”
"Damn, you scold, don't say it. Qin Shaojie said depressedly.
"Okay, say it quickly, and if you don't say anything else, I'll skewer you on a branch and roast you on that fire. Dou Ruomei threatened.
"Okay, I said. Qin Shaojie was even more depressed, this woman is a.
"Actually, I don't want to be Angel's father. Qin Shaojie looked at Dou Ruomei's face and said cautiously.
Dou Ruomei was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Qin Shaojie with a pale face.
"Qin Shaojie, I'll smash your dog's mouth. ”
ps: The Internet at home is convulsive again, the Internet café uploads, and another chapter arrives later.