In Uncle Zhao's sketch, there is a line that says this.

"Who has run the fastest in history?"

Answer: "Cao Cao." ”

Because, when Cao Cao is said, Cao Cao will arrive, so he runs the fastest.

The wheel of history rolls forward, leaving deep marks on the past roads, the past is like smoke, like clouds, and what lingers is the eternal roar and roar of the Yellow River.

Well, in fact, it has nothing to do with who runs fast, the main thing is that Cao Cao was eliminated, and Zhang Qiang is firmly in first place.

As soon as Qin Shaojie's words fell, he heard a stupid voice outside.

"Oh, is Xiaohui back, where is it?"

Before the person arrived, the voice arrived first, and then a huge body walked in from the outside.

This person is 1.58 meters tall and weighs 138 kilograms. This person is Zhang Qiang, the nouveau riche known as the Prince of Sand.

I'm rubbing, it's so dangerous.

Qin Shaojie was shocked, this guy, if he stripped naked and lay on the ground, he would be a living pig, in this era of rising pork prices, he can sell it for a lot of money.

"Oh, Xiaohui, do you remember that I don't, I'm Zhang Qiang, ah? I forgot? No, we are at the same table in elementary school, and we are in the same class in junior high school, and I also sent you an eraser, the one with a rabbit painted on it. ”

Zhang Qiang shook his fat body and said with his hands dancing, like a penguin.

"This ...... Zhang Qiang, look, our Xiaohui's boyfriend is here, forget the family affair I talked about a few days ago. Gu Cuilan interjected.

"What?" Zhang Qiang was stunned for a moment, and then said.

"What do you mean? I received the bride price money, and now I want to get out of the marriage?"

"Alright, take your loud voice. Qin Shaojie knew that he should appear at this time.

"Who the are you, oh. Are you Xiaohui's boyfriend?" Zhang Qiang looked at Qin Shaojie.

"That's right, it's me. ”

"Do you know who I am? You dare to rob women with me? Have you lived enough? Tell you, my father is Zhang Guofa, you know no, he often eats with the county magistrate and the director of the county public security bureau. ”

Zhang Qiang pulled his loud voice again and began to report the number.

"I don't care who the your dad is. As he spoke, he took out his checkbook, wrote a check for 200,000 yuan, and fell directly on his face.

"This is a check for 200,000 yuan, when the bride price money is returned to you, take the money and roll it, don't let me look upset. Qin Shaojie said impatiently.

Grandma's, if you look half as handsome as me, I can still endure it, it's all grown like this, don't you go home and take care of your fat, why don't you come out and respond to people.

"Boy, do you know that if you provoke me, you won't be able to get out of Hexi County? Zhang Qiang put down a cruel word and just wanted to leave. Just listen to Qin Shaojie said.

"I've changed my mind, Ethan, send him off, don't let people say we're rude. It's a bad guy, his father is also the richest man in the county. ”

As soon as Qin Shaojie finished speaking, Zhang Qiang felt that his feet were off the ground, and he had never jumped more than two centimeters high, which was amazing.

The three members of the Ai family were startled, good guy, this bodyguard who is nearly 1.9 meters tall doesn't look very strong, and he can carry a pig with one hand?

"Hey, who's who, put me down. Zhang Qiang reflected that he was lifted by others, but helplessly, his neck was too short, and it was too difficult to look back.

With a "whoosh", I saw a huge black shadow, skimming over the wall, and then there was a scream outside.

"You, you wait, wait for me to go back and call someone. Zhang Qiang got up from the ground, shouted into the courtyard, and ran away with his huge buttocks twisting in a panic.

My day, in the end, there is a lot of meat forbidden to fall, so I can still run.

"This, Xiao Qin, isn't it bad for you to be like this, what if he finds someone to come. Ai Xiangyang asked worriedly.

Qin Shaojie smiled and said.

"Just his pig-like, how good can the person he is looking look for? ”

"But, you can't say that, Xiao Qin, don't you know, Zhang Qiang usually knows some gangsters, and his family also has money, and his father has a relationship with the director of the Public Security Bureau and the county magistrate. The strong dragon doesn't suppress the head snake, you take Xiaohui and leave, they can't find it, and it's fine. Ai Xiangyang said worriedly.

"It's okay, a bunch of thugs, I'm leaving, it's time for them to trouble you, Uncle Ai, don't worry. Qin Shaojie didn't care.

A group of second-hand goods, without himself, Ethan can pack them all.

"Xiaohui, where is your brother?" Qin Shaojie suddenly remembered that Ai Xiaohui said that she also had a younger brother. I haven't seen it for a long time.

"Yes, Dad, where did Xiaotian go, didn't he come back from school at noon?" Ai Xiaohui asked.

"I don't know where this kid went, I just had dinner and said I went out to play, isn't it Thursday today, junior high school is all on holiday in the afternoon, hehe, otherwise I wouldn't be at home." Ai Xiangyang said.

"Sister, are you back?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a boy of thirteen or fourteen years old ran in like the wind.

"Sister, you're back, I miss you. The boy hugged Ai Xiaohui and said.

Seeing Qin Shaojie's envy. If I pounce on her and hug her, will she give me a big mouthful?

"Xiaotian, get up, there are guests. Ai Xiaohui touched her brother's head lovingly and said.

"Ah, this is my brother-in-law, isn't it? It's so much stronger than that fat pig. Ai Xiaotian looked at Qin Shaojie and said.

There were only three and a half men in the room, half of which he counted, and the other one was his father, and there was a foreigner, so naturally he wasn't. That target is Qin Shaojie.

Not to mention, this kid is still very smart.

"Xiaotian, don't scream. Ai Xiaohui blushed and said something to her brother.

"Okay, don't talk about him, besides, Xiaotian is not wrong. Qin Shaojie squeezed Ai Xiaohui's eyes, but in exchange for a big white eye.

"Xiaotian, look, this is a gift for you, like it or not. Qin Shaojie took out his laptop from a pile of items on the kang and handed it to Ai Xiaotian.

"What is it?" Ai Xiaotian took it and opened it, and immediately exclaimed in surprise.

"Ah, it's a laptop, sister, you see, it's a laptop. Thank you, brother-in-law. Ai Xiaotian was excited.

You can only get in touch with it when you are in computer classes at school, and now the Internet cafes in the county are strictly checked, and they children can't get in.

"Xiaotian, how did you know I was back? Ai Xiaohui grabbed her brother and asked.

"Oh, I met the second aunt just now, she said. Ai Xiaotian said.

"By the way, sister, I heard that my brother-in-law has a car, right? I want to go for a ride. Ai Xiaotian said.

"Okay, of course. Without waiting for Ai Xiaohui to agree, Qin Shaojie agreed first. Let's get rid of my brother-in-law first, even if it's fake now, my brother-in-law recognizes me as my brother-in-law, and slowly, you don't have to belong to me. Hey.

Qin Shaojie thought obscenely.

Ai Xiaohui's mother heard her son say this, and suddenly wanted to sit in the legendary luxury car, so she called her son, daughter and husband to prepare to go out together.

"Oops, no. As soon as I got out of the house, I saw the middle-aged woman called the second aunt just now running in in a panic.

"Cuilan, it's not good, your son-in-law's car was smashed by Zhang Qiang and others. ”

Dare to smash my car? Damn, even if you are the reincarnation of Marshal Tianpeng this time, I will have to beat you half-through.

"Ethan, copy the guy, fuck it. ”