Chapter 11: Like Hell!
The history of Korea is actually very long, more than 9,000 years ago in the north of Huangtian Jingzhou appeared a small country, and later almost like today's Great Sui Dynasty ruled the entire northern border of Jingzhou after changing the name of the country, named Han, meaning the world is in the sea, wide and boundless.
But in the end, the dynasty that was prosperous again was finally spared by the years, and the country was almost shattered after the vicissitudes of life. Thousands of years ago, a court minister fled to the territory of today's Southern Dynasty with a prince and a group of Han people, and has been lingering in the Southern Dynasty for hundreds of years.
In order to avoid the eyes and ears of the north, it was named "Han", and it can be regarded as having settled down in the land of the Southern Dynasties.
After several twists and turns, the country more than 10,000 years ago has not been destroyed, and after a detailed survey by a famous Qi Calculator, it was found that although the Korean Dragon of Luck is still huge, it has long lost its spiritual energy in the tempering of the years, and it is not an exaggeration to even call it "nothing on the surface".
Therefore, for more than 1,000 years, Korea has never thought about expansion, and the Korean monarchs have always regarded it as their greatest mission to defend the country, and even when Korea was at its peak more than 500 years ago, he never thought of swallowing an inch of land around it!
But the more time passed, the more sorrowful the monarch of Korea became!
Chao is not ten thousand is the most widely circulated saying among the royal family of Huangtian Jingzhou, or it can be regarded as a prophecy. It means that no dynasty can go through 10,000 years of tempering, and no matter how prosperous a dynasty is, it will definitely be wiped out in this period of 10,000 years!
Or natural disasters, or, or time passes!
This "dynasty" may be replaced by a sect, sect, power, and so on.
And the most representative is a huge sect in Yunling Shengzhou more than 6,000 years ago, called Futian Mountain.
This sect was so prosperous that it was a little staggering, and it once ruled two-thirds of Yunling Shengzhou, and even when Futian Mountain had not died out more than 6,000 years ago, it occupied one-third of Shengzhou's land.
At that time, it was close to the "limit" of 10,000 years.
But it is such a sect, such a sect that has not weakened, such a sect that has produced many talents, and the immortals are as usual, such a sect that only thinks that it can break the saying "the dynasty is not ten thousand", just when all the respected people of the sect gathered in the main peak Fuyao Mountain to celebrate the 20,000th birthday of the founding patriarch Fuyaozi, a meteorite fell from the sky, defeating all the immortal means in one fell swoop, and sent all the heads of the entire sect to Huangquan!
On that day, even the Demon Continent, thousands of miles away, could see a huge mushroom cloud rising on the other side of the ocean!
The light of the sky illuminated the whole world for three days, and then the clouds and dust in the sky rolled up in the air, and the whole world endured the darkness for another three months!
If it weren't for all the great powers to clean up the smoke and dust that was dense on the sea of clouds, I am afraid that it would be dark for three years, thirty years, or even longer!
As soon as this incident passed, after the shock, all the sects in Yunling Shengzhou that were overwhelmed by Futian Mountain all took action, and frantically killed all the disciples of Futian Mountain with thunderous means, and frantically devoured every cent of the land occupied by Futian Mountain, which lasted for hundreds of years!
It wasn't until the last "remnant" of Futian Mountain was shown to be killed by the public that the sect of Futian Mountain finally perished, and Yunling Shengzhou could have formed today's power layout!
And some people have carefully calculated, from the prototype of Futian Mountain's founding patriarch Fu Yaozi to open a sect in Fuyao Mountain to the last disciple of Futian Sect was killed, it was exactly 10,000 years!
As soon as this news came out, everyone was amazed and then only sighed.
And the Fuyao Mountain, which originally stood in the center of Yunling Shengzhou and stood proudly in the world, has long been gone, leaving only a huge pothole, enough to put down one or three Yangzhou!
The crater is uneven, and after years of rainwater gathering, the crater is full of pools of large and small, perhaps due to the residual heat of meteorites outside the sky, these pools have a slight burning sensation, all of which are naturally formed hot springs.
Today, this pit is no longer like the strange shape of more than 6,000 years ago, and countless beautiful plants and trees have grown in the pit, accompanied by the slightly steaming water vapor of the hot spring, it is like a fairyland.
The breeze is gentle, and white smoke is curling. Ten thousand trees compete for the show, and the four seasons are like spring.
And in the middle of this huge pothole, that is, at the center of the original Fuyao Mountain, there is an extraordinarily vast warm pool. Its pool water is transparent, its leakage, its wrinkles, the only one in the world. Not only that, this spring also has the miraculous effect of self-cultivation, self-cultivation, qi cultivation, control the heart, and help break the mirror!
Then a sect settled here, and named this spring as Yao Chi.
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And South Korea is approaching the end of 10,000 years, how can South Korea, which has a precedent, not be on fire?
Although it is said that the 10,000-year limit is determined by heaven, there is nothing to be done about personnel, and there is nothing to blame. But if it really happens to perish after 10,000 years, if it perishes before it reaches 10,000 years, then how do you call that monarch to deal with himself, and how to face his ancestors when he goes underground?
Fortunately, there is no reincarnation in this world now, and even after death, I am afraid that I will not be able to meet my ancestors.
To get back to the point, although South Korea has gone through so many twists and turns, and countless cultures have passed over the years, it is still a country with a very deep heritage.
The dragon of luck that has passed through Korea for thousands of years has gradually lost its spirit, but it still does not lose its appearance, so among the twelve countries of the Southern Dynasties, South Korea's national strength can actually be regarded as one of the best. Whether it is transportation or commerce, it is much stronger than other countries, and compared to the Yan country in the mountains, it is a few streets away.
Even in South Korea, it is a slightly remote town, but it is actually quite prosperous.
The name of this town is Yuhua Town, I don't know the origin of the name, maybe it's just that the leader who first came here to open up was a martial artist who didn't learn or know, so he took such a name without meaning. And I only know that this town has a history of more than 100 years, and it is not long or short, in short, time has passed like this. And this town has developed from the mud road and mud houses in the past to such a prosperous appearance, the crowd is not crowded, but it is not rare, and can only be described as decent.
There is a teahouse in this town, called Longfeng Teahouse, and it is no wonder that it is a remote area, and the name of this "big rebellion" has not been investigated. Speaking of the person who chooses the name, I'm afraid that he is also a thing that does not learn and has no skills, relying on his own reading for a few years, he dares to pretend to be a big head and choose a name at will, don't you know the key stakes?
And you don't have to pay attention to the matter of this teahouse, just say that there is a sweeping boy in this teahouse, named Li Xiaoer.
Li Xiaoer is an orphan, perhaps because his parents' family is too embarrassed, or because his parents are not married, so he made this decision in order to save his reputation. All in all, Li Xiaoer was seen by a street sweeper in the Longfeng Teahouse in his infancy, and he took him back to his residence.
But where does this uncle have milk? I had to crush the steamed buns finely, soak them in hot water and stir them into a thin noodle soup, and feed them to Li Xiaoer in swaddling clothes spoonfuls one by one. Everyone said that Li Xiaoer couldn't live, but what was strange was that he also survived, although his body was weak, he still survived.
It's good to survive.
Compared with the street sweeper who has raised Li Xiaoer for four years, surviving is indeed an excellent thing.
When Li Xiaoer was four years old, the street sweeper was beaten to death because he accidentally rubbed the broom on the instep of a man who might be called a dignitary.
After the death of the street sweeper, no one was willing to give Li Xiaoer some food, for those miscellaneous servants who worked with the street sweeper, it was difficult to support themselves, where was they willing to raise a child?
But Li Xiaoer still survived, and survived with his own ability, he took over the broom of the street sweeper, and started the work of the street sweeper to eat, from the age of four to the age of fifteen.
He really survived!
Many handymen sighed like this.
In fact, it's not that great, even if it's a crotch drill,
You can also ask for a copper plate to buy a black steamed bun.
If you want to live, it is really a very simple thing.
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Li Xiaoer originally had no name, and until he was ten years old, others called him a little fart child. Suddenly, one day, because the business of the teahouse was too busy, there was a shortage of manpower. Afraid that these rough handymen would annoy the guests, the director of the teahouse called Li Xiaoer to do the work of serving tea and pouring water for the guests. Although Li Xiaoer's hands and feet are not flexible, he is always a child, and the guests will not be too angry.
But when he was about to call Li Xiaoer's name, the "hand and eye" supervisor was in trouble, he really couldn't call Li Xiaoer's name. I didn't remember the name of the street sweeper who raised him, so I randomly found the most common surname, Li. took another random name, Xiao Er.
This is the origin of Li Xiaoer's name, and it turned out that the supervisor had worked hard, so the miscellaneous servants on the side of the road were dumbfounded.
Li Xiaoer is really not an ordinary person, doesn't this have an extremely loud name? Doesn't this mean that he is soaring?
Li Xiaoer himself was also secretly complacent.
It's just that five years have passed, and now Li Xiaoer is still a street sweeper.
On this day, Li Xiaoer finished sweeping the street outside the Longfeng Teahouse, and was called by the supervisor to carefully wipe all the places in the teahouse, and finally had the leisure to return to his own small miscellaneous room that could only accommodate himself.
Perhaps it is too much of a compliment to call it a miscellaneous room, for it was said that it was originally a toilet place, but the floor was roughly covered with wooden planks, and if the south wind blows, the room will have a long-lasting stench. Induce vomiting.
It's just that it's already very good for Li Xiaoer.
He was satisfied.
sat down on the ground that was randomly spread with hay, and felt uneasy, so he brought in the broom at the door that was a head taller than himself and put it away, Li Xiaoer finally breathed a sigh of relief.
After nibbling on half of the steamed bun, he lay down on the hay and pulled the worn cotton felt next to him and covered his body.
It's noon now, and it's really the time for dignitaries to come to this teahouse to eat tea. He needs to get some sleep, or he will have to deduct a few copper plates if he accidentally yawns when he cleans the teahouse after more than an hour after the guests have dispersed!
Not long ago, he yawned while no one was around, but he was told by a handyman who wiped the table, and he was deducted five days' wages for nothing!
It's just that he just squinted his eyes at this moment, and the words of Zhang Dana, the head of the guards in the teahouse, came to his mind.
Zhang Dana was originally a person from Chen Guo, but later, because Chen Guo really had no way to live, evil was born from the guts, so he raised his flag and did such a rebellion, gathered a stick of single warriors who had not yet become a family, and plundered the grain distributed by the imperial court together.
Although Zhang Dana did have some fist skills, where were these rabble opponents of the court soldiers?
Zhang Dana desperately escaped with his life, and he didn't know what means he used to pass through the Black Mountain Ridge and come to South Korea. The director of the Dragon and Phoenix Teahouse cut this man's strong figure, and left him in the teahouse as a guard.
A year or two has passed, and Zhang Da is really impressive.
And that day, Zhang Dana was drunk and bragged in front of a group of guards and handymen. said that he received his salary a few days ago and went on a trip, and the chick there was really good kung fu in bed, which made people want to die. What kind of jade girl, Guanyin sitting on the lotus, etc., I don't understand, but the miscellaneous servants are full of envy.
And the gentlemen here are not thinking about why all the Red Mansions are called now, but it is time to laugh at this Li Xiaoer.
Li Xiaoer didn't know what Zhang Dana was talking about, but when he leaned over and listened, he only felt that his heart was beating faster and his face was flushed.
Li Xiaoer is now fifteen years old, and he has heard a lot of nonsense from the mouths of some thirty-year-old bachelor handymen, although he doesn't know what men and women are doing, but he can always know how the things in his belly are high when he gets up every morning, so he wonders if it has something to do with this peeing thing.
Every time Li Xiaoer swept the floor, there were always a few noble ladies who had not left, looking at their towering breasts and delicate figures, they only felt that the peeing thing was uncomfortable.
The primitive animal desire between men and women does not need to be deliberately and clearly described and taught, although it does not come from the same innate as breathing and heartbeat, but with just one finger of the rhino, the seven orifices can be opened, and the water will come naturally.
Every time he came to this, Li Xiaoer leaned over slightly, trying to calm the surging heartbeat, so that others would not see the clues. But secretly he always longs for the richness of those women, like a long-thirsty wolf in the desert, if he has the right prey at the right time, he will definitely be fierce, thirsty for blood and hungry food!
And Li Xiaoer, who was lying in the haystack, only felt a burst of heat in his lower abdomen at this time, and then looked at his pants were already extremely towering.
I can't help but be annoyed that this thing doesn't listen to the call, but there is a strange pleasure!
Li Xiaoer remembered that one day Zhang Dana was drunk, and he said that the top cards in it were a hundred times better than these noble ladies in the teahouse!
At that time, Li Xiaoer secretly smacked his tongue, hundreds of taels of silver? What a great treasure that is! After ten years of hard work, he only earned two or three taels of silver! Hundreds of taels! That copper plate was afraid that it would fill his entire room! Just for the sake of this man and woman, he spent hundreds of taels of silver? Wouldn't that be too much of a loss? These people really have no brains!
At this time, Li Xiaoer was thinking, the top brand is a hundred times better than the lady in the teahouse?
Li Xiaoer didn't dare to think about it, but maybe a seed would fall in his heart, and if it rained in spring, it would grow wildly!
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Thinking about it, Li Xiaoer gradually snored, and when he just fell asleep, he heard someone shouting outside the door!
Even if he passed the elm again, the habits he had developed over the years woke him up suddenly.
He hurriedly pushed the door open, "It's coming, it's coming!"
Standing outside the door was the Director.
At this time, the supervisor covered his nose with disgust, took out a set of clothes from behind him and threw it on the ground, "Quick, put it on, there are distinguished guests in our teahouse today, and there is a shortage of manpower, hurry up and do things for me! If you do it well, your reward will be indispensable, and if you don't do it well, you will not be able to get out of bed for three months!"
"Okay, good, thank you, Lord Director!" Li Xiaoer hurriedly picked up the set of clothes, and said in his heart, even if I don't want your reward, if you give me this set of clothes, then I can't go wrong!
"Hurry up!
The director covered his nose and turned to leave, and after two or three steps, he turned back and cursed.
Li Xiaoer nodded, got dressed at a very fast speed, and trotted all the way into the teahouse.
Today, there are really a lot of people in the teahouse, and the whole hall is full of seats, without a single gap. Through the figure, it seems that you can still see that there are dense carriages outside the teahouse, not graceful and luxurious, but such a huge convoy makes the passers-by dumbfounded.
Li Xiaoer couldn't help but think of the last time there seemed to be such a time before, last year, maybe the year before last. Li Xiaoer was never sent to be a junior second at that time, but he heard from the miscellaneous servants that there was a huge caravan outside the teahouse, and the carriages were at least dozens of taels, and the guards escorting the carriage were all dressed in iron armor and holding steel knives, and they were magnificent! I heard that the caravan parked in front of the teahouse was only a small handful, and there were dense carriages rushing here, and the momentum was as if they were going to swallow the entire Yuhua Town!
"Why don't you go and serve tea to the guests?"
I don't know who kicked Li Xiaoer, Li Xiaoer quickly said yes, put a dry towel on his shoulder, and Hao Ran looked like a little girl. He hurriedly served the teapot and poured the tea one by one, and his hands and feet were not rusty. It's just that when I passed in front of a few strong men, I was really scared by the smell of rust on their bodies, and I almost took a pot
Tea poured over a man's trouser leg.
Fortunately, the man was not angry, or he didn't pay attention to Li Xiaoer, which made Li Xiaoer breathe a sigh of relief.
Serving tea and pouring water, serving dishes, and sorting out the leftover dishes and chopsticks of the guests, this really made Li Xiaoer eat a lot of tiredness. It's just that when he thinks of the reward in the mouth of the director, Li Xiaoer only feels full of energy!
While he was busy, the supervisor suddenly came over again, but this time it seemed a little cramped, or worried.
He said: "Li Xiaoer, you go upstairs to pour tea for the guests, you must be careful, don't lose your square inch!"
Li Xiaoer didn't know the stakes, he nodded stunned, and was about to go upstairs when the supervisor stopped him again, "You have been here with me for ten years, and you have lived for fifteen years! If you don't mess up this matter, then you don't have to sweep the floor, I'll promote you to be a little steward!"
Before Li Xiaoer could be happy, he heard the steward say with a solemn face: "But if you mess up, even I will give you a funeral!"
Li Xiaoer was startled, and his eyes widened.
The supervisor patted Li Xiaoer's shoulder, "Remember, do your part." Don't look at what you shouldn't see, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't do what you shouldn't do!
Li Xiaoer was shocked, he didn't know what he shouldn't see, what he shouldn't say and what not to do, but he told himself that as long as he did his part, he would be fine.
Carrying the teapot and walking cautiously upstairs, the wooden staircase made a very light creak, but it was very heavy in Li Xiaoer's ears!
Far from the hustle and bustle of the hall below, the upstairs was empty, except for the three people sitting at the table by the window. An old man, a man in black, and a woman.
Li Xiaoer only glanced at the old man's face, and beat the drum fiercely in his heart, so he quickly lowered his head fiercely, not daring to look at it again. Quickly stepped forward, and after carefully pouring the tea, Li Xiaoer was about to leave, when he suddenly caught a glimpse of the white and tender feet and neck under the table, and the apprehension in his heart dissipated violently, leaving only an inexplicable itch.
It's so itchy that I want to lie on the ground and lick that piece of whiteness vigorously!
Retreating to the side, all the chatting voices of the three of them only passed in Li Xiaoer's ears, and he stared at that part of his foot and neck, salivating!
I don't know where the courage came from, he completely forgot the supervisor's advice, and the ghost raised his head and glanced at the woman's face, and immediately he was shocked, thinking that the first card of a few hundred taels was nothing more than that!
Like a wooden chicken, the teapot in his hand slammed to the ground.
The woman and the old man turned their heads, but the man in black did not move.
Li Xiaoer could only see clearly that there was a hint of something different in the old man's eyes, not like kindness!
Li Xiaoer was suddenly covered in cold sweat, his back was soaked, and he quickly knelt on the ground, kowtowing uncontrollably, "Little ghost is obsessed, adults spare their lives, grandma spare their lives!"
The woman actually smiled and said, "Come here." β
Li Xiaoer didn't know why, and after hesitating for a long time, he slowly climbed over.
"Am I good-looking?" the woman asked.
Li Xiaoer was stunned and said that it was good-looking.
The woman smiled, covering her mouth and smiling.
Li Xiaoer stared at the exposed feet and neck, smelled the fragrance on the woman's body, and listened to the woman's laughter, and suddenly his heart was on fire, and he was about to burn him out!
"Do my feet and neck look good?"
"Good looking. β
"How pretty?"
"It's nice to look at. β
The woman suddenly kicked Li Xiaoer's body, and Li Xiaoer was kicked on his back to the sky, and the towering under his abdomen was obvious.
Li Xiaoer was startled, turned over and lay on the ground, trembling like a grasshopper after autumn, but he didn't dare to make a sound.
The woman didn't say anything more, and the old man's voice was strange: "Get down, if there is another one, I will put you to death!"
I don't know the reason, Li Xiaoer didn't have the heart to figure out the reason, so he quickly wiped the tea on the ground and ran quickly with the kettle, and planted two heels during the process!
It ushered in a coquettish smile.
"How?" the director asked, having been waiting for a long time.
Li Xiaoer shook his head blankly at first, then nodded hurriedly, and then shook his head hesitantly.
The director was anxious, "What the hell is going on?"
Li Xiaoer had to talk about what happened carefully, and naturally covered up his ugly things.
The director first scolded out loud with hatred, then looked around, calmed down, and said after pondering carefully: "I don't know where that distinguished guest took a fancy to you, and even told you to survive! But if you say that the old man just scolded you, then it will be fine, and it can be regarded as a blessing for your kid, and it will make you eat a sting and grow wise! Miscellaneous servants must have the behavior and thoughts of miscellaneous servants! Then such nobles are also something you can peek at?! If such things happen in the future, the king of heaven will not be able to save you!"
Li Xiaoer nodded in fear, but there was a hint of strangeness in his heart, which could be said to be a fluke. He wondered if he would be able to see the woman's face intact next timeγγγγγ
At this time, two guests suddenly walked in from outside the door, one was not very old, one was wearing a hat, the other was carrying a knife, the other was wearing a long shirt, and the other was wearing short sleeves. The same thing is that the faces of the two are all unruly.
It's just that the young man wearing the hat was obviously a little frightened after seeing the guests around him, and whispered a few words to the young swordsman, and he couldn't hear anything clearly.
"Come on, serve tea!" the young swordsman still looked unruly.
Li Xiaoer looked left and right, and found that no Xiao Er could spare his hand, so he hurriedly walked up.
"Great... Man, what do you want to eat?"
Li Xiaoer looked at these two young men who were only afraid of being much different from him, and for the first time felt that it was so difficult to call an adult.
"Didn't you hear?!" the young swordsman scolded.
"Yes, yes, yes. Know that this is the way to prepare. Li Xiaoer nodded hurriedly.
"Wait," the young swordsman stopped Li Xiaoer again, "Three more dishes of cooked beef and two dishes of side dishes!"
"Yes, sir. β
Because of the large group of people who came before, they really delayed and had time to bring cooked beef and side dishes.
"Is it so slow?, are the people in your teahouse eating?!"
Sure enough, the knifeman's face was not good.
However, the young man with the hat, who originally looked more unruly, only buried his head in eating and did not dare to look up.
Li Xiaoer was about to explain, but the young swordsman waved his hand and said impatiently: "It's just that the kitchen staff can't keep busy, and I'm tired of hearing it!
As soon as these words came out, the originally noisy teahouse suddenly quieted down, and the needle drop was visible, and the silence was extremely strange. Everyone's eyes looked over to this side, and the young man in the hat looked up and lowered his head suddenly, eating vegetables like crazy, and the meaning of three hundred taels of silver here was full.
The young swordsman was still unafraid, "Do you know?!"
Li Xiaoer's expression suddenly became extremely frightened, his body fell soft, and he knelt on the ground.
His eyes were blank, as if he had lost his spiritual energy in an instant.
It's even more helpless than being in the teahouse!
Li Xiaoer will never forget that day, when he was four years old, the street sweeper had just died, and no one buried him. At this time an old man came and gave him a few taels of silver, and said, "I will bury him for you, and you will go to a place with me."
The young Li Xiaoer agreed.
After the burial, the old man took him to a place, a city.
It was so gloomy that it was so heavy that it crushed him!
It was so cold that it froze him!
At that time, the old man knocked at the gate, and it opened.
At that time, after the city gate was opened, there were ghosts and ghosts in the sky, fangs and claws, wailing and screaming, and running rampant!
At that time, the young Li Xiaoer only felt that he was in hell!