Chapter 88: Regret Medicine
Floating on the golden treasure chest turned out to be a regret medicine, which is so touching and worth looking forward to!
To be honest, he has regretted it 10,000 times, he should be clean, he shouldn't casually ask a female donkey friend to climb the back mountain, it is better to talk about life in his own backyard and discuss a better life, maybe there will be no murder and arson to be a robber today.
Overjoyed, he opened his mouth to take this small pill that shone with a dark blue light.
"Xiansen!Please pay attention to the instructions for taking medicine, please follow the doctor's instructions to take the medicine, it must be taken orally before meals, take it with warm water, eat immediately after taking the medicine, please wait quietly when the effect is not obvious......" Sister Zhiling's tone was soft and charming, as if she had not been unpleasant just now.
"Whose doctor's order!Which doctor?Do you have to follow the instructions for taking the medicine word by word?" Li Chixin asked like a cannonball, which really annoyed the good-tempered Sister Zhiling.
"System, I report the host's misbehavior, lack of personal hygiene, foul language, vulgarity, and whimsy...... The toad wants to eat swan meat!"
"Rejected, the report is not established!"
Li Chixin felt that the robot should be this kind of cold and emotionless voice, and it would be better to bring some echoes to be perfect.
"Withdraw my report" Sister Chiling should also have a superior, and she withdrew this unrelated report, and the system did not speak out again.
"She also has today!" Li Chixin was secretly happy in his heart, but his expression was like he had just eaten 10,000 bitter melons.
"I report that the host is a robber who kills people and sets fires, and his pretense is disgusting! He also plots against my beauty!" Sister Chi Ling's voice sounded again, her tone was tough, and she refused to make any compromises to the bandit leader 'One Tiger'.
If the appeal is rejected, you can prepare 100,000 words of materials after seven days and apply again; you can apply again after meeting the requirements of 100,000 words in seven days. ”
Li Chixin sensed the system's favoritism, and when he saw Sister Zhiling deflated, his heart was overjoyed.
"The host has been reported consecutively, and the punishment is as follows: one week of distribution of origin, the punishment is used in combination with regret medicine, and the sentence takes effect immediately after taking regret medicine!"
"There was no consultation, no notification, no hearing and no trial, so it was just a simple and rude sentence to be allocated?" all this made Li Chi, who comes from a society under the rule of law, heartbroken.
"What the hell is it to go back to your hometown for a week? Reward or punishment? Why do you only have a week's vacation? Can you arrange your vacation freely? Why do you have to spend regret medicine that already belongs to you? If you don't return within the time limit, will the system still be able to find your ?......?" and so on.
The system, which obviously felt the hostility between the two sides, finally stopped talking, and Li Chi put away his regret medicine unhappily, "I'm not happy, I'm really unhappy." ”
While muttering, he got up, remembering that he still had a life to escape, so he had to put away his distractions and prepare to face Chongzhen's eleven years of challenges.
"Li Guo!" A childish voice sounded on his belly, startling Li Chi's heart.
"Who? Which Wang Balamb pretended to be a fool and stood up for Lao Tzu!" Li Chixin had just finished the medicine, and the effect of the medicine had not completely dissipated, so the chance of being frightened was not very great.
"Li Guo, I heard you fight with Sister Zhiling, you and Sister Zhiling always fight in bed in the past, and I am not allowed to watch it, but today I heard it......" Li Laiheng chirped his father, and he did not have the psychological burden of being killed at all.
Cold sweat erupted down Li Chixin's back, turning into a cold spring and pouring all over his body.
Pause, Li Chixin felt that the whole world was suspended, and once the biggest secret in his heart was known, "white rats, slices, specimens, exhibitions, ......" thought of the uncontrollable everything, Li Chixin shuddered.
"What do you know?" he had never been treated preferentially, and his tone was gentle and comfortable, as if he had met a brother on the upper bunk who had been separated for many years.
"I know all about your troubles!" said with arrogance
"To extinguish the mouth or to extinguish the mouth later, or to extinguish the mouth immediately, this is a question that must be answered immediately!" Li Chi's heart was vicious, and the only thing he thought about was pinching or poking......
"'Pinch afraid to make a sound, poke afraid to shout...... 'Li Guo, who are you going to pinch?' The immature decibel count is just enough that only the two of them can hear it.
Cold sweat ran down Li Chixin's back and couldn't be stopped, turning into a cold sea and bathing his whole body.
"How do you know what Daddy thinks?" the tone was comfortable, like a long-lost child greeting his own father.
"I also know that you swear, you say that Sister Zhiling is a stupid woman, and you also say that she went to Beijing to assassinate her, and she will be caught by the emperor and made into a fish. What is Yusheng? Is it delicious? Is the emperor a man? Or how can he make Yusheng?" Judging from the cannon-like tone, you don't need to test DNA to know who gave birth to this baby.
"My head!" Li Chi's heart was as big as a fight, he wanted to hit the wall with regret, he was like an emperor running naked......
Fortunately, the child was coaxed, and he forgot about it quickly, and in a blink of an eye, he ran barefoot in front of the old driver, and forgot all about the question he had just asked.
Fished himself out of the cold sweat, he shook the cold sweat on his body, and sang the bewitching song, in the song, Li Chixin suddenly felt light, and the song was full of spring, which made people forget their worries, "Uh-huh, wait, wait, uh-huh, hmm-hmm......mm
Familiar scene, warm environment, "Only in the military bag is the private space that really belongs to you!" A burst of unbearable tiredness hit, he really wanted to sleep well in the meantime, the conversation with his cheap son Li Laiheng just now was more tiring than killing seven out and seven in the official army formation, and it felt too brain-burning.
As soon as Li Chixin's feet touched the ground, he suddenly felt that his body was no longer shaking, his heart was normal, his pulse, blood pressure, blood sugar, blood lipids, and blood type were all on the right path, and he seemed to be alive again.
Sighing comfortably, he walked towards the diaphragm of space with his back hand, "Hahaha!"
Wild laughter resounded throughout the military bag space, and the laughter was full of pride and pride, "Mine, the secret ...... that belongs to me alone"
"Li Guo, you're going to scare me to death!" A plan of the Red Clan's peerless heart and feet stretched out against the wind......