At night, in the living room of the Hundred Flowers Courtyard in the Caishi Bridge Wazi Lane. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Sister Gao sat down on the ground, howled and cried, and said, "The conscience of heaven and earth is not about the slave family." Third Brother Liu's sword has been arrested, and it looks like it's almost gone, it has nothing to do with the slave family......"

One cup of Daoist and Third Brother Liu looked at each other, and one of the Daoist Elder asked: "Third Brother Liu's sword is here with you, how can you know if you catch it?"

Sister Gao said: "I almost have to forget, who is going to remember this broken sword, the thief nemesis Li Desheng asked vigorously, and the slave family was forced to remember by him, it was really a wronged ghost." ”

The Taoist leader asked, "Has Li Desheng been here?"

Sister Gao said: "He just left on the front foot, and I will ask Xiao Wang to invite you to be old, to be a dojo, to eliminate disasters and eliminate difficulties, and it is better to have a peaceful birthday in two days." An hour ago, Li Desheng was here, pestering the slave family, as if the slave family conspired with Liu Sange to kill the old dragon's head. I heard from the next person, and now I haven't left the Baihua Courtyard, Mr. Li and Yuan Zhutou are guarding the grocery warehouse with more than a dozen catchers, waiting for the third brother Liu to come to get the sword, so that he can be taken down. And take care of the housekeeper, any idle people, not close to the grocery warehouse, dare to approach the voyeur, no matter how killed, except for a turtle slave who brings tea and water, no one can get close. ”

A cup of Tao said: "You have to say one less word, how good, nothing is wrong, if you say one more word, you will be in trouble." After living at this age, I don't understand the truth from my mouth, it's really in vain. ”

Bang pap, the tall sister slapped herself in the mouth and said: "The slave family should die, the slave family really deserves to die, this mouth, I like to chew my tongue, the east family, the west family is short, don't say it's boring." Now, even if you chew your tongue, it won't help, yes, if you don't say it, how can there be such a thing. However, the slave family did not intend to take the good of the third brother, but was forced to do helplessly. At that time, Mr. Li caught his head like a fierce god, interrogated the slave family, looked at the posture, and couldn't wait to swallow the slave family, on weekdays, the slave family was not thin on him, he should play a little filial piety, never stingy, he actually forgot to clean it, wiped his face and did not recognize people, the food was extremely ugly, the slave family was so frightened that the head was forced out, he put on that vain face, pointed to the slave family's nose, slapped the table and scolded, spit stars splashed, asked seventeen or eighteen questions one after another, asked the slave family dizzy, six gods have no master, a woman's family, how have you ever seen such a formation, to the end, Mr. Li caught his head with a blue face, word by word, surnamed Gao, Lao Tzu will give you a last chance, if you dare to lie, just go with Lao Tzu to the yamen, this time, whether you can come out, it's hard to say, you can do it according to your measure. The slave family was so frightened that he nodded again and again, I confessed, confessed truthfully, confessed leniently, resisted strictly, stubbornly resisted, and a dead end, I understand this truth, I beg Master Li to be extrajudicial and gracious, if the yamen can not go, it is better not to go. Mr. Li grabbed his head and said, Okay, Lao Tzu asked you, does Third Brother Liu have anything left with you? Mr. Li caught his head and said, Lao Tzu will ask you again, don't ask more, think about it carefully, if you deliberately conceal it, know it but don't say it, don't say it, hide it, steal it, and verify it afterwards, you should be punished as a gangster. The slave family was anxious, and suddenly remembered that Liu Sange had left the broken sword with me, so he said, oh, yes, yes, I really forgot it, I'm sorry, Master Li, you don't ask, the slave family really can't remember, Liu Sange has a gray old sword left in me, the blade is so blunt that it cuts the eggs and does not bleed, is that considered a thing left? Mr. Li grabbed his head and said crookedly, count, of course, why don't you count! Go and take a look. So, the slave family sent the turtle slave to the grocery warehouse, to find the old sword of the dusty servant, Mr. Li caught the head and pulled out the sword, only to see the sword body rusty, he pinched off a hair, and gently blew on the blade, the hair was broken into two, the slave family was dumbfounded, it turned out that it was a fast sword that was blown and broken, people should not be discognizable, it turned out, the sword should not be discognizable. Mr. Li caught the head this time, smiling, holding the sword in his hand, looking left and right, he couldn't put it down, his middle finger flicked on the sword, ding, crisp and pleasant, the aftersound was lingering, it seemed that men like knives and swords, he praised it repeatedly, this sword is rare in the world, what is it called, it is very awkward, the slave family can't remember it, called, called, by the way, Mr. Li caught the head and said, called 'Snow Kunlun Pine Sword'. ”

After that, the eldest sister Gao sat on the ground, patted her chest with both hands, and pleaded: "The conscience of heaven and earth, wronged, a cup of great immortals, the slave family is forced to be helpless, not intent on taking the love of the third brother Liu, you must be the master of the slave family, save the slave family, trust the gods of the nine heavens, say hello to the Tianxi invincible sword immortal, let the slave family go this time, okay?"

Chongxu Daoist finally spoke, and said: "Good and good, a cup of Dao brother, it seems that the eldest sister is telling the truth, you can just give it a try, maybe, the gods of the Nine Heavens are really willing to help, but I don't know." ”

A cup of Taoist chief asked: "Since Brother Chongxu also said so, the mountain people can only do their best, and according to their conscience, this thing is really a bit difficult." ”

Sister Gao said: "The Great Immortal Dao is clever, the law can pass through the gods, the benefits of the Great Immortal, the slave family has no teeth and does not forget, if you forget the benefits of the Great Immortal, the slave family is not raised by the father and mother, it is burst out of the cracks of the stone slab." ”

A cup of Taoist condensed his eyes, raised the long sword in his hand, pinched a sword trick, ah, a strange scream, and circled in the living room, from time to time the spirit rune was lit on the candle flame, thrown in the air, and there were words in his mouth, saying: "Drunk and big, the sun and moon in the pot are long, take the clouds for nine days, and ask the immortals to help." "Anyway, take off the gourd on your waist, gurgling, drink three sips of wine in a row, the third sip of wine did not go down, put it in your mouth, walked to the tall sister, faced her face, puffed, chuck the brain, squirted out, about, the tall sister has been sprayed habitually, and she is not frightened, just wiped the wine and spit with her hands, without a trace of chagrin and complaining, a payment is obedient, and the appearance of peace of mind.

A cup of Dao Chang waved his sword, drew three circles on the head of the tall sister, and said: "The wine is big, the sun and the moon are long in the pot, the fairy water is poured on the chuck, and there is hope for what you want." ”

The Taoist made three circles in the living room, walked up to the tall sister, and said, "Get up, eldest sister, the luck of the method is finally done, you can sit back and relax and sleep in the bed." Tai Bai Xing has promised the mountain man that he will give a dream to Tianxi Invincible Sword Immortal, telling him that the loss of the sword has nothing to do with the eldest sister, and it is the sin created by Mr. Li of the Yamen, and let him go to Mr. Li to settle the account by himself, and he has nothing to do with the eldest sister. ”

Senior Sister Gao got up, patted the dust on her clothes, and said, "If Tianxi is invincible and the Great Sword Immortal doesn't sell the account of Tai Bai Xing, what should I do?"

A cup of Tao said: "The Great Sword Immortal still owes Tai Bai Xing a favor, it is impossible not to sell it, you don't understand this, the immortal is the most important friendship, the love is as heavy as a mountain, the debt must be repaid, I would rather be wronged than treat my friends badly." It's like the world, today I call myself a brother and a brother, so good that I can't wait to wear a pair of pants, Ming'er, because of a little petty profit, I will turn my face when I say it, and I can scold it when I say anything ugly, and then I meet it, just like strangers, I don't care about each other; Nowadays, I make friends in the rivers and lakes, no one is sincere, all of them are heart-to-heart, and they keep their back hands, who is sincere, who is stupid, are you right?"

Sister Gao said: "Yes, pole, the words of the Taoist chief are always right, so the slave family can rest assured." ”

As soon as Sister Gao's voice fell, there was a bang, the door of the living room opened, and the thief nemesis Li Desheng broke in with four catchers.

The thief nemesis Li Desheng saw the living room full of cigarette smoke, black smoke and miasma, paper ashes, the smell of wine, and two more Taoist priests, and shouted: "What are you doing?"

The four catchers were as fast as facing the enemy, brushed a sound, dispersed, put on a formation, choked, and the sword was unsheathed.

Sister Gao shouted: "Ouch, Master Li, don't get me wrong, the slave family has invited two Taoist priests to do a dojo, quickly tell the brothers to put away their swords, and when the slave family sees the sword, their foot bones are weak." ”

Li Desheng waved his hand to the brothers, and the four catchers immediately understood, and there was a long choking sound, and the sword was sheathed, but the guard position remained unchanged, holding the handle of the sword, and waiting for the battle.

Li Desheng sneered: "Are you cursing Lao Tzu to die earlier?"

Sister Gao said with a smile: "Give the slave family ten dares, and the slave family will not dare." It's too late for the slave family to tie up with Li Ye, the people who do our business rely on Li Ye's cover, and without Li Ye's care, this business can't go on for a day. Come on, clean the living room, please take a seat. ”

Two servants came in and cleaned the living room.

Li Desheng's eyes were like electricity, and he swept the faces of Daoist and Third Brother Liu, and said, "Hey, it's the two of you again, what are you doing?"

A cup of Taoism said: "At the invitation of Sister Gao, I came to the dojo, I won't hide it from you, and I will eat with my mouth." ”

Li Desheng said: "Didn't you smell fishy and steal fish?"

The Taoist grinned and said, "The cat smells fishy, how can there be no greed, the chief is right, where there is food, where to run." However, this time it was not, it was Xiao Wang of Baihuayuan, who dragged the two of us here, and said that if he didn't go, he wouldn't leave, and he would not leave if he touched the Lai Pi ghost, and there was no way at all. ”

Li Desheng had something to say, "You are pretending to be confused." ”

A cup of Dao Chang salivated and said: "No, the mountain people are pretending to understand in a daze." ”

Li Desheng said: "How do you say this?"

A cup of Taoism said: "The mountain people are limited, they seem to understand whether they understand or not, and they are really confused inside; Hey, in the end, it's nothing more than mixing food on the rivers and lakes, who called the mountain people to have a mouth. When you close your mouth and eyes, everything is over. ”

Sister Gao said: "A cup of Daxian is really modest, no matter what, the slave family is a believer in Daxian." Half a year ago, the slave family had a headache, how to cure it can not be cured, Daxian came, do a dojo, the next day, the head does not hurt, it is more spiritual than taking medicine; this is not one or two times, this time, the slave family met and knocked their brains, it was all bad luck, and they were involved in the murder of Liu Sange, and now it is good, the Daxian Dojo has been done, and it is expected that the bad luck is gloomy, and it is coming to an end. ”

Li Desheng pointed at Third Brother Liu and asked, "What is he doing here?"

Third Brother Liu shook his palm, smiled slightly, and did not answer. I can't think of a cup of eloquence, which is not bad, and can say that the dead are alive and the living are flying, so I just let him say it.

A cup of Dao Chang said: "Chongxu Dao Chang's cultivation of true merits is much higher than that of the mountain man, if he doesn't come, the mountain man really can't take this single job." The yin qi of this Baihuayuan is too heavy, and it is necessary to use the Jiuding True Scripture Charm of Qingcheng Mountain to dispel the yin and evil spirits, and reconcile the warm wind and yang. ”

The servant cleaned up the living room, served tea, and everyone took their seats.

The thief's nemesis, Li Desheng, said: "Later, send someone to send ten supper to the grocery warehouse, and the brothers on duty are also human beings and have to eat." ”

Sister Gao said, "Do you want wine?" ”

Li Desheng's face sank and said: "Don't, don't allow it! Whoever sends wine, Lao Tzu will kill whoever is punished for the crime of gangsterry." ”

Sister Gao said, "What will I send?"

"Guilty of the same crime. ”

Sister Gao said: "Master Li, we have a friendship, are you too serious?"

Li Desheng said: "Friendship is friendship, law enforcement is law enforcement, you don't know Lao Tzu's temper, remember, don't touch the bottom line, whoever touches it is unlucky." ”

Sister Gao said: "Master Li, the slave family dares to say a word, I don't know if you will be angry?"

Li Desheng said: "Say it, don't be angry." ”

Sister Gao said: "Li Ye is crazy to catch thieves." ”

Li Desheng said: "Are you praising Lao Tzu, or are you scolding Lao Tzu? ”

Sister Gao said: "Okay, so, the slave family should say a few more words, ask clearly, and it is best to do it according to the rules. It is naturally good to save money for the slave family. ”

Li Desheng said: "Lao Tzu is waiting for Third Brother Liu here for three days, and after three days, this sword will be locked into the treasury, and if Third Brother Liu wants to return this thing, it will be difficult." For three days, you have to send someone to deliver the three meals a day to the brothers on duty, and keep a good account of them, including supper, and settle the expenses afterwards. ”

After that, he glanced at Dao Chang and Third Brother Liu.

Third Brother Liu thought, this person is really crazy to catch thieves, he is really suspicious, he sees one, suspects one, speaks, has words in his words, and has thorns in his words, looking at everyone like a thief, but he still owes a little heat, if he thinks that his brother is the one who wants to arrest him, then it is right.

Sister Gao said: "Li Ye is too serious, this little money, even if the slave family treats him, it should be." ”

Li Desheng said: "No, the bridge is the bridge, the road is the road, the public is public, the private is private, and you can't suffer losses." This time, Lao Tzu came specially for this matter, so that no one would rub your oil and water from it. ”

After that, he got up and left, treating the Taoist and Third Brother Liu as nothing.

Liu Sange sighed: "Mr. Li is really a character. ”

Sister Gao said: "He looks fierce, his face is disgusting and kind, and he is a good person." ”

Third Brother Liu asked: "Poor Dao saw him in the backyard, could it be that he was also squatting in the warehouse?"

Sister Gao said: "Yes, in the backyard close to the north end, along the courtyard wall a simple tile house is the grocery warehouse, low and damp, at night mosquitoes catch a handful, catch a lot of fast in the warehouse, do not move, dare not make a sound, mosquitoes suck blood, very powerful, presumably only a mosquito, feed the little belly round, can not fly up, the fast catchers are waiting for Liu Sange to come, suffer, it seems, catch this mouthful of food, it is not delicious." ”

Liu Sange said: "There is no delicious food in the world." After a long run in the warehouse, Third Brother Liu wanted to come to find the sword, but he couldn't find it. ”

Sister Gao said: "Originally, the sword was placed in the warehouse at the west end, but now, I don't know how Li Ye will arrange it, and I can't ask, if I want to ask, I won't tell you, and I have to eat him a sprinkler, he has a bad temper, who dares to go to Tai Sui's head to break ground, no one dares to ask." ”

Third Brother Liu said: "If you catch Third Brother Liu, it will be really good now." ”

Senior Sister Gao asked: "Daoist Chongxu, I heard that now that Third Brother Liu is so hungry that it is difficult to recover for a while, it is an excellent time to arrest him, do you guess, Third Brother Liu can catch it?"

Liu Sange said: "The poor Taoist is shallow, so let's ask the Taoist chief." ”

Sister Gao said: "Tsk, you Taoist priests, one is more modest than the other, what are you polite." A glass of immortals, you say, how did such a person who can talk become silent and make a fortune? Do you want to drink, you are a person, if you don't drink, you have no words, and when you drink, it's all your words, and you talk a lot. ”

A cup of Dao Chang smiled: "Hey, that's right, without the wine, the mountain people have no energy to do anything." You ask if you can catch Third Brother Liu? The mountain people find it difficult, Third Brother Liu is so easy to catch, he is not an invincible Great Sword Immortal. I heard that cats have nine lives, but Liu Sange has ninety-nine eighty-one lives, and his life is great and great is great, and it is difficult to find it in a thousand changes. You want to dig a trap and catch him, hum, you want to get beauty, be careful of being caught by him, besides, people can't catch immortals, immortals can catch people, big sister, why don't you even understand this truth. ”

Sister Gao said: "Yes, yes, the slave family forgot about it, it's really in vain." ”

Late at night, after eating the old wine in the small hotel, I returned to Gou'er Mountain, and said with a smile: "Third brother, are you tempted?"

"What?"

"What's the matter, the Snowy Kunlun Pine Sword. ”

The third brother smiled: "How can you be indifferent." ”

"When are you going?"

"Tomorrow night. ”

A cup of Tao said: "The mountain people see that your face is pale, and your vitality has not yet recovered, tomorrow night, the mountain people will accompany you on a trip." ”

The third brother said: "No, the Taoist chief has a smell of wine on his body, Li Desheng is a personal essence, as soon as he smells the wine, he knows that it is you, and there will be endless troubles after he goes." ”

A cup of Tao said: "I'm not the only one who drinks, I don't believe he can smell me." ”

The third brother said: "People with a smart nose can distinguish various smells. What if, what if he can smell it? I can't afford to take the risk. ”

A cup of Tao said: "Mountain people can not drink for a day, but I expect that tomorrow night, the smell of alcohol will be gone." ”

The third brother said with a smile: "How can it, if the Taoist has no alcohol on his body, it will be as little as seven days, or as much as half a month, and the wine will not be touched, otherwise, it will be difficult to eliminate the alcohol smell." ”

A cup of Tao said: "If you want the mountain people not to drink for seven days, it is better to take the lives of the mountain people." Third brother, you're going too far. ”

The third brother said: "No, the wine has penetrated into the bone marrow of the skin of the long pores, and the wine is not exhausted for seven days and half a month, and the wine is inexhaustible." ”

A cup of Tao said: "It's a big deal, the Gou'er Temple is gone, and the mountain people will find another place to cultivate." ”

The third brother said: "Thank you for the good intentions of the Taoist, if the Taoist is determined to go, you must not show your face, you can follow from a distance, if you are in danger, the Taoist can help you with a secret weapon, so, it is expected to be enough to ensure that you are safe." ”

The head of the cup slapped his thigh and said, "This method is good." ”

The third brother said: "Also, when I go to get the sword tomorrow night, I will be wronged." ”

A cup of Tao said: "Grievances, what else do you have to take care of?"

The third brother said: "Please don't wear a wine gourd." ”

A cup of Tao said: "Ah, it's not okay to bring wine gourds?"

The third brother said: "No, otherwise, don't go." ”

A cup of Tao said: "Okay, if you don't bring it, you won't bring it, if you really want the wine beep to climb up from the throat, the mountain people can grit their teeth and get through." ”

Late at night the next day, there were stars and no moon, the two of them were dressed in black night clothes, masked, carrying swords, unfolding light exercises, volleying eaves, and sweeping towards the Baihua Courtyard of Caishiqiao.

fluttering on the roof of Baihuayuan, the third brother was in front, and the head of the cup came from three zhang away, following closely.

A few ups and downs, the third brother has arrived in the backyard, a little on tiptoe, like a fluttering flocculent hidden in the flowers and trees, a cup of the road chief swept the rockery, condescendingly, to see the surrounding movements.

At the west end of the backyard, there is a cobblestone path that winds its way through the rockeries leading to the grocery warehouse. The orientation of this trail, the length of the trail, who is familiar with the terrain, has been described in great detail in advance, and a schematic map has been drawn. Third Brother Liu kept it in mind.

In the dead of night, there was no one on the trail. At this time, the servants and servants have all rested, and the chief catcher strictly ordered that no one should approach the warehouse, otherwise, no matter how much they killed, who would dare to fish for this kind of bad luck.

For part-time workers, if you don't go, you won't go, Lao Tzu is here to make money, you can sit and do nothing, go to this kind of gloomy, dark and secluded ghost place, fly bites, mosquito bites, hell, it's best not to go.

Besides, tell Lao Tzu to go, Lao Tzu also wants to look at the head, and then say, the bustard mother called, the supervisor called, that called no way, serve people's bowls, look at people's faces, she can do whatever she wants, others call it, Lao Tzu doesn't bird him.

This secluded trail, nowadays, in addition to catching fast, only the turtle slave Ah Er can enter and exit, and Ah Er is responsible for delivering three meals and one supper for ten fast catchers.

The third brother stood guard in the hedge next to the path, waiting for the turtle slave Ah Er to bring supper.

After a long time, there was the sound of footsteps, and after a while, I could hear the squeaking of the flat pimples, and the supper of ten people seemed to be a little heavy.

Ah Er hummed a small tune, swaying and leisurely, picking a burden, one end is a small bucket, the other end is a food box, walked from the path, walked closer, Liu Sange's figure swayed slightly, quietly, tiptoed behind Ah Er, clicked on Ah Er's acupoint, Ah Er's body shook, the burden slipped off his shoulders, Liu Sange took the flat burden with one hand, and grabbed Ah Er with one hand, and his body shook again, flashed into the hedge, he put the burden behind the hedge, and caught Ah Er under the flank, and drilled into the rockery behind him.

The cave is narrow, there are twists and turns, the third brother put Ah Er to the ground, took out the fire fold and shook it, the hand fold was lit, the lamp was like a bean, illuminating the cave, and before Ah Er saw the appearance of the masked night walker, the third brother had already seen Ah Er's face clearly: in his thirties, with a round face, a mustache, and thick lips, enough, he shook his hand again and extinguished the fire fold.

The third brother squatted down, suppressed his voice, and said word by word: "After a while, I will pat your dumb hole open, ask a few questions, you have to answer me truthfully, your voice should be soft, I will not hurt you." If you deceive me, then you will die, if you shout loudly, I will kill you immediately, remember!"

After speaking, the third brother slapped Ah Er's dumb hole open and asked, "Are you going to deliver supper to the catcher?"

Ah Er trembled softly and said, "Master, don't kill me." ”

The third brother said: "Remember what I just said, and you won't die." ”

Ah Er said softly: "Master, the villain remembers." ”

The third brother asked, "You went to the grocery warehouse to deliver supper?"

Ah Er said: "Yes." ”

The third brother asked, "Where is the third brother's sword?"

Ah Er said: "Put it on the table of the Eight Immortals in the West End Warehouse, and there is a horse lantern lit on the table. ”

"Is there a window on the north side of the warehouse?"

"No, there is a window facing south. ”

"How many people are there?"

"Ten. ”

The third brother asked, "Are they all staying in the Xitou warehouse?"

"Yes. ”

The third brother asked, "Who is the leader in catching fast?"

Ah Er said: "It's Mr. Li and Yuan are headhunters." ”

"Are they both there day and night?"

"The other catchers are divided into day and night shifts, and they are both day and night shifts. ”

The third brother asked, "Where are you from?"

Ah Er said: "Master, please do well, don't kill my family." ”

The third brother said: "What to ask and what to answer, don't be wordy." Where's the man?"

Ah Er said: "Anhui Tunxi." ”

"Are you speaking Tunxi now?"

"No, Tunxi official dialect, with a little Tunxi accent, with a little official dialect. ”

"Do you speak Hangzhou?"

"Say a few words. ”

"Tell me about it. ”

"Hell, guy. ”

"What do you mean?"

"Very much. ”

"Tell me a word. ”

Ah Er said: "Today's supper, it's delicious." However, as soon as I say this, I usually laugh when Hangzhou catches fast, probably, I say it a little weirdly, and I can't speak the original Hangzhou dialect. ”

"What else?"

"Oh, old man. ”

"What do you mean?"

It means nothing else. ”

"Tell me a word. ”

Ah Er said: "Ah, the dumplings have no taste? Oh yo Lao Tzu, once you are fooled, you will never go to this store to buy them next time." Brother, is it useful to say this?"

Enough, Third Brother Liu pointed a little at his waist, and Ah Er was a little dumb again.

The third brother changed his appearance in the rockery, and when he was finished, the fire folded and lit up, and he took out the bronze mirror, took a photo, and embellished it slightly, and then became a turtle slave Ah Er, who was lying on the ground, saw it clearly this time, and was dumbfounded.

Suddenly, the third brother extinguished the fire, untied the sword, took off his night clothes, put them aside, and took off Ah Er's clothes and pants, put them on himself, and drilled out of the hole.

The third brother picked up the burden behind the hedge, carried it on his shoulders, stepped on the cobblestone path, learned the posture of Ah Er's walking, hummed a small tune, and walked towards the grocery warehouse.

The third brother stretched out his hand to push open the door, and saw a table of eight immortals in the middle of the warehouse, there was a horse lamp on the table, and there was a "snowy Kunlun pine sword" next to the lamp, there were five or six stools next to the table, and there were groceries piled up all around, empty, the third brother entered the house, put down the burden, looked around, suddenly, the door quietly rushed out of a fast, the third brother only felt a cold neck, a steel knife on his neck, only to hear a broken drink: "Where to go, Liu Sange." ”

Although Brother Liu's martial arts were greatly discounted, there were people behind the door, but he had already noticed that if he counteracted in time, his identity would inevitably be exposed, so he pretended to be unconscious, but he said, "Where to go, Brother Liu." Reluctant to jump suddenly, shocked into a cold sweat, Brother Mo Fei's disguise trick was exposed?

The third brother is very confident in his disguise technique, and there are very few people who can see through his true face in broad daylight, not to mention that it is in the dark night light, and he has never done it, no matter what, the brother will bet on him, there are times in life, it is really like a casino, the good luck is unpredictable, and the winner or loser is unpredictable.

The artist was bold, and Liu Sange pretended to be panicked, and screamed: "Ah, mom, scare me to death." "I sat down on the ground.

Suddenly, there was a burst of laughter in the warehouse, and behind the warehouse grocery pile, seven or eight big men flashed out, holding their stomachs, and laughing back and forth.

Third Brother Liu shouted: "Hey, I'm Ah Er, not Third Brother Liu, I'm the authentic Ah Er." ”

A big man said: "Usually your kid has an old mouth, but this time he is old, it turns out that he only has one mouth, and he is a useless coward." ”

Third Brother Liu patted his chest and sighed: "Howl Lao Tzu, the bitter gall is scared, it's okay, I put down my burden, I didn't knock it over, I'm going to turn it over, the wonton buns are scattered all over the ground, everyone, what are you going to eat tonight." ”

This time, no one laughed at him, came up and caught a quick catch, helped Liu Sange up, and said: "Howl Lao Tzu, it's a shame that Lao Tzu's hand is slow, otherwise, if this knife goes down, your kid's head will fall to the ground." ”

At this time, two people came out of the room, one was the thief nemesis Li Desheng, and the other was Yuan Zhutou, Li Desheng twisted his thick eyebrows, his face was dark, and he shouted: "What's the trouble, I don't want to do it, I don't want to do it, get out of the way, wake up to Lao Tzu, this is not a place to play, one by one, staring at the third brother Liu, don't want the third brother Liu to come, and keep it in the dark." If you really have a business trip, Lao Tzu can't spare you. ”

The crowd hunted fast like a mouse seeing a cat, one by one lowered their heads, not daring to make a noise.

Mr. Li sniffed and said, "Hey, who was drinking?"

Hurry up and look at me, I'll look at you, and said, "No." ”

It turned out that the matter of Liu Sange holding Ah Er into the rockery was discussed with the Taoist in advance, and after a while, the person who came out of the rockery with the burden was of course played by Liu Sange, Liu Sange entered the grocery warehouse, and the Taoist was hidden in the flowers and trees outside Sanzhang, and he heard Liu Sange scream, "Ah, Mom, I'm scared to death." The Taoist chief was shocked, holding three iron thistles in his hand, a little under his feet, swept to the door, and quietly took a look, only to know that it was the catchers who spoofed him, so he breathed a sigh of relief, and hid in the holly bushes at the door, forgetting that the third brother Liu wanted him to stay away from him. Now, I heard Li Desheng ask "Who is drinking?" Knowing that it was not good, he was busy with "yellow warblers playing willows", and quietly rushed out from among the flowers under the trees, crouching in the flowers and trees two or three feet away, listening to the movement in the library with bated breath.

Li Desheng came out of the room, and after reprimanding his subordinates, his nose was so sharp that he actually smelled the smell of alcohol, and he thought that his subordinates couldn't survive it, so they secretly drank and made a mistake.

Among these eight catches, there are really a few drunkards who are addicted to alcohol, but these drunkards, when they catch the thieves, they really dare to fight, and they are not ambiguous at all. Otherwise, Li Desheng would not have used them.

Seeing this, Third Brother Liu hurriedly said: "Li Ye has taken care of it, you are not allowed to bring wine, the villain doesn't bring wine, if you don't believe it, Li Ye can check it." ”

While talking, he opened the food box, first grabbed a handful of chopsticks and put them on the table, and then, put the steaming xiaolongbaozi, a cage by cage on the table, immediately, the warehouse was hot, the aroma was attractive, and the smell of wine that seemed to be absent was washed by the aroma of the buns, and disappeared in an instant.

Third Brother Liu knows that the smell of wine is brought by a cup of Taoist, and the thief nemesis Li Desheng is not a wasted person, not only his eyes are bright, but he is also born with a dog nose and a very good sense of smell, so he deliberately uses the aroma of steamed buns to flush the wine, but pretends to be clean.

Mr. Li was annoyed, rushed to the third brother, pointed his finger at his nose, and scolded: "Boy, you dare to play with Lao Tzu!"

Third Brother Liu said: "No, Master Li, how dare the villain." ”

Mr. Li grabbed his head and said, "Could it be that you are the third brother of Liu!"

Third Brother Liu was slightly startled, but he pretended to be calm, and his dantian true qi was mentioned, although his true qi was weak, he was also ready to move, ready to break the net at any time, but said in his mouth: "Master Li, you can see clearly, the villain is Ah Er, Tunxi Ah Er." ”

Mr. Li looked him up and down and said, "Only Third Brother Liu will spoil Lao Tzu's business." ”

Third Brother Liu said: "Master Li, the villain has nothing to do with the bad master." ”

Mr. Li grabbed his head and said: "You took out the xiaolongbao and washed away the wine, you dare to say that it is not the business of the bad Lao Tzu! Whoever is bad about the business of Lao Tzu is the third brother of Liu, at least, he is also the same party of the third brother of Liu!"

Liu Sange's hanging heart let go, and said: "Ah, Xiaolong buns are really fragrant, the villain accidentally washed away the wine, the real sin deserves death, however, the villain didn't mean it, the ignorant are not guilty, please Li Ye, spare the villain once, and the villain will put all the buns into the food box." ”

Yuan Zhutou came out to play a round and said, "Okay, okay, Ah Er, it's still a fart to put it in, the wine has already been washed away by you." ”

He said to Li Desheng again: "Come on, Mr. Li, what are you angry with a turtle slave, come, eat a small cage and dissipate your anger." ”

He pulled Li Desheng to sit down on the stool next to the Eight Immortals table, and handed over a small steamed bun.

Third Brother Liu opened the lid of the wooden barrel again, and there were wontons in the bucket, and asked Li Desheng: "Master Li, do you want another bowl of wontons?"

Li Desheng glanced at him, still angry, and said angrily: "Wait a minute, do it according to the old rules." ”

Third Brother Liu was stunned for a moment and said, "Ah, the old rules?"

Yuan Zhutou said: "This kid, I'm scared of my soul, I can't even remember the old rules, come here, taste the buns." ”

Third Brother Liu patted his head and said, "Ouch, I was scared just now, my soul hasn't come back yet, and I haven't even forgotten the old rules." ”

Li Desheng's gaze swirled on Liu Sange's face, as long as Liu Sange's face was a little flustered, the answer was slightly inappropriate, and he spoke in a slurred manner, in front of this person, the diorama would be dismantled.

Third Brother Liu is a corner that shines a little, and he immediately understands that it turns out that the food sent by Ah Er has to be tasted in front of the catcher, and this Li Desheng is too careful, it seems that the surname Li is really a little difficult.

Just now, why didn't Ah Er say it, this kid made it bad! However, you can't blame him, he didn't ask, he naturally didn't say, didn't he ask him to ask what to answer?

Third Brother Liu covered the lid of the wooden barrel, walked to the table of the Eight Immortals, picked up the chopsticks, and went to pick up the xiaolongbao in front of Li Desheng.

Li Desheng said: "Stop." ”

Third Brother Liu stopped his chopsticks, looked at Li Desheng's face timidly, and said, "Yes, Mr. Li said that I should eat." ”

Li Desheng pointed to the bun on the left and said, "Eat, this." ”

Liu Sange picked up the bun, stuffed it into his mouth, chewed and swallowed.

Li Desheng pointed to the bun on the right and said, "This, eat." ”

Liu Sange picked up the bun, stuffed it into his mouth, chewed and swallowed.

Li Desheng waved his hand and said, "Okay, you go and make wontons." ”

Third Brother Liu carried the wooden bucket containing the wontons to the table of the Eight Immortals, this time, he was in trouble, this good sweat medicine, it seems that he can't get it. What to do?

When he was running out of ideas, Li Desheng yelled at him: "Ah Er, hurry up, make a bowl of wontons for Lao Tzu." ”

Third Brother Liu said: "Oh, here it is." ”

He took a scoop and bowl from the food box, filled a bowl of wontons, handed it to Li Desheng with both hands, and took a spoon from the food box, held it in his hand, and waited for Li Desheng to speak.

Li Desheng said: "It's good to understand the rules, the wontons in the bowl are even soup and water, and you can eat two." ”

Third Brother Liu fished two in his bowl and chewed and swallowed.

Third Brother Liu asked, "Do you want the villain to eat two more to try?"

Li Desheng glanced at him angrily, and said, "If you eat it again, what will Lao Tzu eat!"

He took the spoon with his hand, picked up the bowl, and ate it to himself.

Third Brother Liu is no longer going to take the sweat medicine, this medicine can't be used, tonight is busy in vain, and the matter of taking the sword can only be said tomorrow.

Third Brother Liu bent down and went to scoop the wontons in the bucket, and Yuan Zhutou said, "Yes, Ah Er, hurry up, don't try our wontons, we're hungry." ”

Third Brother Liu said: "Okay." ”

Yuan Zhutou said again: "Come on, brothers, don't be happy in the future, don't stand still, come and eat steamed buns while it's hot." ”

Seeing that Mr. Li was patronizing and eating, he was not annoyed, he hugged up, dragged the stool, grabbed the chopsticks, sat and stood, surrounded the table of eight immortals, and ate the fresh and hot buns.

Liu Sange was overjoyed in his heart, the opportunity had come, and when everyone was in chaos and the candle shadow was shaking, he took out some sweat medicine from his cuffs and sprinkled it in the bucket.

According to a cup of Taoist introduction, this sweat medicine is colorless and tasteless, it was given to him by a Taoist friend, called "high-five three drops down", the medicine is strong, but it can add fuel to the fire, put in chicken soup, the soup is fresher, put in the broth, the broth is more fragrant, put in the fish soup, the fish soup is more beautiful, in short, it can make people's appetite wide, the more you eat, the more you want to eat, or you don't enter it, if it is a drop in the mouth, even if it is a first-class hero, it will undoubtedly fall, of course, the time of falling, some faster, some slower.

There is also a wonderful thing about this medicine, the person who follows the medicine clapped his hands three times, the applause rang out, and the effect of the medicine exploded, like a shadow, and the drinker would fall down at the same time.

Liu Sange had heard that there was a drug in the rivers and lakes, called "high-five, three drops", he thought it was just a legend, and he just laughed.

At that time, Liu Sange scooped nine bowls of wontons and handed them to Yuan Zhutou and Zhongzhukuai, and everyone sighed and ate them, and they all praised: "This wonton is really fresh." ”

Liu Sange said: "It's hunger, not wonton fresh, someone asked, what's the best?" Answer: Hunger." ”

A catcher said: "'Chicken' is the best? Not necessarily." ”

Liu Sange said with a smile: "It's not the 'chicken' of 'chicken and duck', it's the 'hunger' of 'hunger'." When you're hungry, you can eat anything. ”

The headcatcher said: "Makes sense. ”

Yuan Zhutou said: "I heard that the juice boiled with poppy shells is added, and the wontons made are particularly fresh. ”

Liu Sange said: "No, Huzhou wonton shop is a time-honored brand, and it won't do this kind of indiscriminate thing, what is important is the freshness of the ingredients, and the taste is not ordinary." ”

Among the people, only the chief catcher Li Desheng eats cleanly, one person is not afraid, take advantage of his unpreparedness, he can have a chance of winning, Liu Sange is talking, but his eyes are looking for the best time, it is best to make a move to the enemy, put down Li Desheng, so as not to waste his vitality.

Li Desheng said: "Hey, everyone else says it's fresh, why is it not fresh in my bowl, Ah Er, what kind of ghost are you kids?"

Liu Sange said: "No, it's all wontons in a bucket." ”

Yuan Zhutou said: "Mr. Li, you try to eat what I have in the bowl, praise, praise." ”

Li Desheng scooped a wonton in Yuan Zhutou's bowl with a spoon, sent it to his mouth, tasted it carefully, nodded and praised: "Good, good ......"

Third Brother Liu's hanging heart was put down, as long as a drop of his mouth was in, he would undoubtedly fall.

At this time, with a bang, a catcher fell down with a bowl, and then, with a bang, Yuan catcher and the three catchers also fell.

Third Brother Liu glanced at Li Desheng, only to see that his eyes were confused, holding on to the table, trying to stand up, and the rest of the catchers were also confused, crumbling, like drunk.

Liu Sange remembered a cup of Taoist words, "High-five three drops down", this drug, supernatural and wonderful, as long as you high-five three times, the person who drinks the medicine, even if he only drinks one drop, will fall down at the same time, don't believe it, you try.

Yes, let's try it.

The third brother laughed, high-fived him three times, and said: "Sleep, sleep, uncles, I dreamed of being good and making a fortune, and I slept until three poles a day, and the sun shone on my buttocks." ”

The words did not fall, but it was also strange, and sure enough, Li Desheng and the four catchers scattered the bowl on the ground, slammed it, and fell to the ground.

The warehouse is full of broken chopsticks, spoons, wontons, buns, as well as flowing soup and overturned stools.

Except for the remnants of the supper on the table of the Eight Immortals, only the horse lantern and the Kunlun sword were still in place, and the thread did not move.

There is no swordsman who does not cherish his own weapon, Kunlun sword can be said to be the second life of the third brother, after all the catastrophe, the long-lost sword finally returned to the original owner, it is really like seeing the relatives who live and die together, the joy arises spontaneously from the bottom of the heart, the third brother is overjoyed, and he can't help but get a little forgetful.

The thief nemesis Li Desheng fell at his feet, his head resting on a fast buttocks, his eyes closed, the corners of his mouth drooling, his chest together with a sound sound, one foot resting on the chest of another fast catcher, and the other foot was pressed under the stool, sleeping more soundly than a dead man.

Third Brother Liu grimaced at him, raised his leg and stepped over from Li Desheng's body, reached out to grab the Kunlun sword on the table, his fingertips just touched the scabbard, and suddenly, the calf nose point and Zusanli point under his knee were numb, his body was weak, half of his body was numb, and he collapsed to the ground.

It turned out that Li Desheng was pretending to be fascinated, and while the third brother was unprepared, he lay down and pointed out his acupoints.

Under normal circumstances, even if the third brother is ignorant and is attacked by someone, he doesn't want to let his middle finger fall, when the opponent's fingertips are approaching the acupuncture points, the third brother's "acupoint transfer method" has been practiced to the realm, and he will immediately move the acupoints quickly, even if he points to the skin, it is a white spot, useless.

But now, Liu Sange's vitality is lost, his true qi is weak, his skin perceives danger, his acupoints want to move and his qi is weak, and he wants to move but can't do it.

A carp was straight, and the thief nemesis Li Desheng rose from the ground, laughed and said: "It is said that the third brother Liu is full of wit, it seems that it is not Erer, boy, remember, ginger is still old and spicy, no, ginger is always old and spicy, the older you get, the hotter it is." ”

Third Brother Liu lay on his back on the ground and said with a wry smile: "Brother, remember." ”

Li Desheng was angry, brushed it, pulled out a single knife, and said: "Brother, bold! You dare to call Lao Tzu brother? Lao Tzu is your brother, no, Lao Tzu is your uncle, understand!"

Third Brother Liu said: "Brother doesn't understand. ”

Li Desheng pointed the tip of his nose with the tip of his knife and said: "Lao Tzu knows that you don't understand, you are thinking, how did Lao Tzu take your drug, and he is like no one, isn't it?"

Third Brother Liu said: "Yes, the high-fives fell three times, and everyone else fell, why don't you fall? ”

Li Desheng said with a smile: "Haha, Lao Tzu pretended to eat, pretended to be a stroke, covered his mouth and nose with his hands, secretly spit it out, and deliberately fell down with applause. ”

Third Brother Liu smiled: "It makes sense, but your pretending skills are really good, admire and admire, my brother's pretending skills are finally good, but I sigh to myself, and I am willing to bow down." ”

Li Desheng laughed and said, "Then, Lao Tzu wants you to be unimpressed." ”

Third Brother Liu said: "It's my brother's business to admire or not, if you want to make my brother not admire, it's really not good." ”

Li Desheng sneered: "A dead person, you can't admire it, Lao Tzu wants you to die." ”

He slowly raised his knife.

Third Brother Liu said: "Actually, it will be more glorious to catch a living Third Brother Liu and go back." ”

Li Desheng said: "It is said that Liu Sange not only has good martial arts, but also better luck, poison does not die, he cannot be fascinated, he does not die of hunger, he does not die of thirst, he does not die of fire, he cannot be drowned, he does not freeze and freeze, he does not die with a knife, he is born with a great Luo Tianxian King Kong incorruptible body, and in the end, he can always turn evil into good fortune, become auspicious in distress, come back from the dead, turn danger into safety, Jedi counterattack, and win a big victory." Lao Tzu really believes in this. ”

Third Brother Liu smiled: "Thanks to the compliment, my brother is a little flattered." ”

Li Desheng held the knife and said: "Actually, how can there be any King Kong that is not bad, the people who are defeated in your hands are not ruthless enough, and they are not fast enough, Lao Tzu does not want to be glorious, do not want face, as long as the inside, as long as it is affordable, the thought of getting 250,000 taels of silver, anyone will wake up from a dream with a smile, haha, surnamed Liu, you live to the end, go to death!"

Li Desheng's arm swung rapidly, and the single knife roared straight down, and Liu Sange was lying on his back, smiling happily, this time it was a real smile.

I don't know when, a cup of Taoist quietly appeared behind Li Desheng, perhaps, really carried away, happy and sad, Li Desheng was born with a dog nose, but at the critical moment, it failed, a cup of Taoist who was full of alcohol, and when he came behind him, he didn't notice it.

A cup of Dao Chang used his palm as a knife, waved his arm and cut it down, the palm edge was cut on Li Desheng's neck, the neck surnamed Li was crooked, he fell down, and the single knife fell, Dao Chang flew up and kicked the knife into the air, poof, inserted it on the beam, and the red silk on the knife handle was flying and trembling in the air, which was very good-looking.

Li Desheng fainted on the ground, and the Dao Master pulled out his sword, which was about to kill him.

Third Brother Liu said: "Stop." ”

A cup of Taoism said: "Why, he wants your life, do you want the mountain people to stop?"

Third Brother Liu said: "The Taoist probably forgot what his name was." ”

A cup of Tao said: "It's called Li Desheng." ”

Liu Sange said: "It is also called 'thief nemesis'." ”

A cup of Tao said: "Actually, he has a lot of problems. ”

Liu Sange said: "People have problems in their bodies, and there is no one in the world who is not sick." Talent is rare, keep him, you can ensure the safety of one party. ”

The Taoist leader put away his sword and said, "Hey, you are too powerful." If you change the mountain people, you will never be spared. ”

As he spoke, he leaned over and patted the third brother Liu's acupoint, the third brother got up, walked to the table of the eight immortals, grabbed the sword, held the sword handle with his right hand, brushed it, and pulled out the Kunlun sword.

The third brother put away his sword, picked up the burden of supper, and walked out of the door.

The Taoist said, "Why are you carrying the burden?"

Liu Sange said: "I want to put the burden near Ah Er, and when I wake up soon, I can find Ah Er, and I saw that he pointed to the acupoint and fell in the rockery, knowing that this matter has nothing to do with Ah Er." ”

A cup of Tao said: "You think so much, are you tired." ”

Liu Sange said: "If someone is implicated because of this, they will feel guilty for a lifetime, and then they are really tired." ”

Walking to the path next to the rockery, the third brother put the food box on the path, put the flat pole in front of the hedge, and put the wooden barrel at the mouth of the rockery cave......

2016/02/20