Chapter 140: The Drunken Dog Demon
Xiaotian, the howling dog, saw Li Xuan and them drinking red wine deliciously, looked at it with a blank eye, and barked twice at Li Xuan.
Li Xuan didn't think so much, found a small bowl, poured half a bowl of red wine for Xiao Tian, and said with a smile, "I will also open foreign meat for you, and taste what this 82-year-old Lafite tastes like." ”
Xiaotian lay on the ground, holding the wine bowl in both paws, tasting it beautifully, and the dog's face showed an intoxicated expression. Li Xuan bought Xiaotian with only half a bowl of wine, and he only thought about the good of this master in his heart, and the idea of a heavy color and light dog had long been thrown out of the clouds.
Li Xuan's mother and Zhao Bing felt good drinking this red wine. After Song Zhong drank the wine he snatched from his brother-in-law in two sips, he continued to ask Li Xuan for wine, "Boss, bring me another glass!"
"You've already drunk two glasses, don't get drunk, I heard that this wine has a lot of momentum!" Li Xuan looked at the small half bottle of wine that was left, and filled the wine glasses of his mother and Zhao Bing first, and gave the remaining less than half a glass to Song Zhong.
Song Zhong pursed his lips, and just wanted to say that Li Xuan was heavy and light on friends, but when he saw the full cup in front of his aunt Song Yuqin, he closed his mouth again.
Song Zhong held this half glass of wine and tasted it slowly, and he didn't dare to drink it anymore. Song Yuqin saw the pitiful appearance of her nephew Song Zhong, so she put down the wine glass and stopped drinking. "Xiaozhong, I'm afraid of getting drunk, you're strong, it's okay to drink more, I'll give you this cup too!"
"Thank you, auntie!" Song Zhong quickly drank the wine in his cup and brought his aunt's wine glass over. He slowly poured the wine from Song Yuqin's wine glass into his own glass, and said to his aunt, "My aunt is still good to me, not as stingy as my cousin." ”
"Eat more food, don't just drink, it's easy to get drunk. Song Yuqin felt sorry for her nephew and kept serving vegetables to Song Zhong.
Xiaotian, the howling dog, heard Song Zhong say that Li Xuan was stingy, and he was a little unhappy in his heart. Just as his own wine was finished, it took advantage of the gap between Song Zhong's dishes, stepped forward and took Song Zhong's wine glass away, and came to his wine bowl to taste it slowly.
"Stinky Xiaotian, you dare to snatch my wine, see how I clean you up!" Song Zhong saw that his wine was snatched away by Xiaotian, he was furious, and jumped up to snatch the wine back.
Xiao Tian raised his head and glared at Song Zhong, opened his mouth and screamed twice. It's really strange, since Li Xuan rescued Xiao Tian, he has never heard Xiao Tian bark like someone else's dog, just bark "woo", according to his own emotional pitch. This may be the difference between a mythical beast and a domestic dog.
Song Zhong saw Xiao Tian's snow-white and sharp teeth, and immediately dispelled the idea of grabbing wine. "Xiaotian, I'm playing with you. Drink it, don't blame me when you're drunk!"
Xiaotian thought to himself, "How can I get drunk, I'm a super divine beast!"
Dogs have an extremely poor alcohol tolerance and are prone to ethanol poisoning. Although the Howling Sky Dog is a divine beast, it can't get rid of the fate that dogs can't drink.
When Xiaotian drank the snatched wine into his stomach, he was really drunk, and he staggered back to his kennel when he walked.
Li Xuan's whole family laughed when they watched Xiao Tian's movements, and Xiao Tian lowered his head in shame.
After the whole family finished eating, Li Xuan sent Zhao Bing home. Before leaving, he left a gift for Mr. Zhao and Aunt Zhao, which was also a couple watch. This is also one of the gifts Li Xuan received when he returned from Hong Kong Island, and it should have been given to him by Xiang Qiankan. Li Xuan didn't know how much it was worth.
Mr. and Mrs. Zhao were very happy to receive Li Xuan's gift, and they had long regarded Li Xuan as a family. I didn't ask how much this watch was worth and accepted it, and praised Li Xuan for being sensible. They knew that Li Xuan had money at home now, and the gift he gave must not be wrong.
It wasn't until Mr. Zhao returned to the provincial capital during the Spring Festival that he knew that this couple watch was worth more than 100,000 Hong Kong dollars, which could not be bought in China. was so frightened that Mr. Zhao didn't dare to wear it anymore.
When Li Xuan sent Zhao Bing home, Xiao Tian was already drunk, lying humming and chirping next to his kennel, foaming at the mouth with white foam in his mouth.
Li Xuan was shocked when he saw this, and thought that Xiaotian was poisoned. He opened Xiaotian's eyelids and saw that the dog's eyes were red, this was definitely drunk, and he was not lightly drunk.
At this time, Li Xuan knew how bad Xiaotian's alcohol consumption was. Hurry up and find a way to get rid of the bar, in case Xiaotian gets drunk to death, it's not good.
Li Xuan took out a bottle of spiritual water from the Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang Linglong Pagoda, pinched Xiao Tian's neck and poured it in.
Then, Li Xuan began to carry the Xuanhuang merit recipe to Xiaotian to sort out the meridians. The three-layer exercises of "Jinde Zhizheng", "Kindness is like water", and "Shengde is in wood" are used alternately to force the wine out for Xiaotian.
Li Xuan didn't dare to use the "jealousy is like fire" exercise. Last time, he used this technique to almost burn the pheasant, and the hair on his whole body was burned. If you don't use it properly, it's not a big problem to burn the hair of the howling dog, but if it's cooked, you can only eat dog meat.
Li Xuan combed the meridians for Xiao Tian, and the whole way was smooth, but there were always some obstacles when the power ran to Xiao Tian's throat.
The "Virtuous as Water" and "Shengde in Wood" exercises are difficult to pass here, and only the metallic power of "Jinde is the most positive" can penetrate a trace.
Li Xuanke didn't believe in this evil, and he used the "Jinde Zhizheng" exercise enough, and a strong metallic exercise went straight to the obstacle.
Listening to the "click", it seemed that something had been broken, and the "Jinde Zhizheng" exercise was finally unimpeded, forming a weekly cycle.
However, before Li Xuan could be happy, Xiaotian, the howling dog, rushed out with a "whoop". "Bah" twice, and two bloody broken bones spit out of his mouth. "Woo, it hurts this divine beast to death. ”
"Oh my God! How can I speak? This is amazing, isn't it?" Xiao Tian raised one of his front paws to cover his dog's mouth, and the dog's eyes shone with an incredible light. This action, this expression, is like a more famous cross talk actor, it seems to be called "Xiao Yueyue"!
Li Xuan's hands still maintained the movement of his movements, and he was stunned. "Uh! Fairy! How did I raise a dog demon, shouldn't it be a divine beast?"
Xiao Tian wanted to continue talking, but Li Xuan pounced and covered Xiao Tian's dog mouth, "Don't say it, do you want to scare people to death?"
"Boss, let me say a few more words to have a good time. Xiao Tian pleaded with Li Xuan.
"No, you're not allowed to speak. If you want to say it, go into the pagoda and talk to Xiao San!" Li Xuan waved his hand and put Xiao Tian into the Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang Linglong Pagoda, and asked him to find Xiao San'er to grind.
"Oh my God! It's amazing! You're a little old man who still watches cartoons?" Xiao Tian found Xiao San'er in the Xuanhuang Linglong Pagoda of Heaven and Earth, and saw that he was watching cartoons with relish, and immediately ran over to provoke.
Xiao San'er turned his head and looked at Xiao Tian with contempt, "Xiao'er, you dare to pretend to be with your brother as soon as you can speak?" With your IQ, it's a complete shame for the demon!"
"You are talking nonsense, I am obviously a divine beast, how can I be a demon?" Xiao Tian and Xiao San'er debated fiercely in the pagoda.
After Li Xuan received Xiaotian into the pagoda, he wiped the sweat from his forehead. It's also so surprising that dogs talk about people, and just thinking about it makes people shudder.
As the saying goes, the secret of heaven cannot be revealed, and everyone has his chance. And no one is going to guard against a dog. No matter how sunny the sun is outside, no matter how bright the weather is, in those homes surrounded by four walls, different things will happen and there are too many secrets that do not see the sun.
If a dog speaks human words, it is an agent who steals family secrets with a loyal appearance, and everything will be revealed, and the whole society will be in turmoil.
Oh my God, what can I do about this! In the future, I must remind Xiaotian more. He doesn't understand anything, so don't go out and talk nonsense.
Unconsciously in Li Xuan's heart, he replaced Xiaotian's "it" with "he", that is, he turned the dog into a human. (To be continued.) )