XXXVII. Poison-eared skinny monkey talk buster
Liu Sange pretended to be a middle-aged down-and-out scholar wandering on the streets of Huai'an, and accidentally found the ghost-headed crocodile Cao Dayuan and the ecstasy wolf, so he followed, and then, on the Huaiyang Restaurant, and then saw Cui Da'an come up, and a fight began. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info he immediately followed everyone down to the restaurant.
There were rows of carriages and horses parked under the Huaiyang Restaurant, and when he got off the building, he hid behind a luxury carriage and stared at the door of the restaurant. The rheumatous ghost-like sharp-billed crocodile should have come down, looking in front of the door, as if he was looking for someone, Liu Sange understood that he was looking for himself, just now, when he stared at the ghost-headed crocodile and the ecstasy wolf, perhaps, he was behind him. Ying Mocai shouldn't be able to recognize himself, but he stared at his boss, of course he was suspicious.
Third Brother Liu fought with Ying Mocai at the head of Xunyang Building, and the people he saw would not forget, and his memory was surprisingly good.
Ying Mocai was wandering in front of the door, and the middle-aged businessman came down, and when he saw Ying Mocai, he flashed behind the door. Third Brother Liu, it turned out that the middle-aged businessman was staring at Ying Mocai, who was he? Third Brother Liu didn't know, there were two people behind him.
Ying Mocai hurriedly turned around, and then rushed to the market due north, the middle-aged businessman came out from behind the door, behind him, the middle-aged businessman just left, and a person flashed out behind the door of the restaurant, that is Wang Zhuang met the fast catching thin monkey, this kid is a monkey spirit, the thin monkey is unhurried, picking toothpicks, like wandering carelessly, followed the middle-aged businessman away.
Is there anyone else behind the thin monkey? Third Brother Liu is happy, it's gone, I can't see that there is any more, today's Huai'an, a bit mysterious.
Ying Mocai is not the person Liu Sange wants to follow, so let the thin monkey be busy.
After a while, the knocking sound of weapons in the restaurant, the sound of shouting, the breaking of tables and chairs, and the smashing of cups and plates resounded, and the diners downstairs were also shocked, scrambling to escape from the restaurant, and watched the excitement and talked about it from a distance.
Then there was an explosion in the restaurant, the fire was soaring, the smoke was filled, the window flew out of the tables, chairs and benches from time to time, smashing the onlookers, and then, and constantly rushed out of the figure holding the bright and dangling weapon, the crowd of onlookers began to scatter and flee, some jumped on the carriage, rushed to the car, wanted to leave this place quickly, the more urgent and slower, the carriage was blocked one after another, could not move, people shouted and neighed, chaotic, Cao Dayuan and the ecstasy wolf, after running downstairs, mixed in the crowd, rushed to the south, met the carriage blocking the road, and leaped over; the gang of fortune-seeking wolves and other gangs rushed to the north, and Liu Sange followed Cao Dayuan closelyใ
The street is densely populated, chaotic, Cao Dayuan with one hand with the ecstasy wolf, the other hand with the pedestrians running, the people who fled from the Huaiyang Restaurant, just want to leave this place of right and wrong as soon as possible, so as not to be injured by mistake; The two streams of people collided, squeezed, trampled on each other, beating, scolding, rubbing, pushing, pulling, and tearing, and seven or eight innocent people were trampled to death. For a while, he grabbed the sky and grabbed the ground, crying and screaming.
At this time, the fast arresters and soldiers on the street also rushed to the accident site in groups to maintain law and order, and the streets and alleys in Huai'an City suddenly exploded.
Cao Dayuan and the Ecstasy Wolf finally rushed out of the chaotic streets and alleys, ran out of the city, and walked into the Donglaishun Inn located in the southern suburbs of Huai'an City. There are many vendors and shops here, and Liu Sange followed unhurriedly all the way, but he entered the teahouse opposite Donglaishun, picked a window seat, drank tea and waited.
Soon, Ying Touchcai appeared, arrived at the door of Donglaishun, suddenly turned around, returned to the way he came, and saw if anyone was following, the middle-aged businessman was also old, it seemed to be a tracking veteran, and he greeted him unhurriedly, passed by him, did not look back, did not look, walked straight into the teahouse, sat down next to Liu Sange, also made a pot of tea, and glanced out the window.
Ying Mocai returned to the door of the Donglai Shun Inn, looked left and right, and entered the inn.
The teahouse is full of people, and the discussion is naturally "burning Huaiyang Restaurant", some people say that it is the fire of **, some people say that it is the fire of Baidao and **, and some people say that it is the fire of Yamen catching fast and **, and everyone has different opinions, adding oil and vinegar.
The middle-aged businessman had an easy-going personality, with a fat head and big ears, holding a teacup, and said to Third Brother Liu: "Hello, sir." โ
Third Brother Liu said: "The shopkeeper is good. โ
The merchant said, "Sir doesn't look like a local. โ
Liu Sange said: "I am from Shaoxing, Zhejiang. โ
The merchant said: "Shaoxing people are outstanding people, out of the master." โ
Third Brother Liu said: "Seeing the smile, he can be regarded as a master in Xia, and he is an errand envoy in Beijing." โ
The merchant said: "Master is not easy, smart, and has a lot of ideas." โ
Third Brother Liu smiled: "I'm ashamed, I have a little more ghost ideas, but I don't have any ideas." โ
The merchant smiled, "Sir, you are modest. Jiangnan people are silk texts, which are like Jiangbei, often swords and soldiers meet each other, you have heard, the fire burned Huaiyang Building, this good and decent century-old brand, authentic Huaiyang flavor dishes, a fire, all gone. โ
Third Brother Liu asked, "The shopkeeper is a local?"
The merchant said: "Authentic Huai'an people, born in Si, grew up in Si. It's hard to leave my homeland, and I don't want to go outside to mix, and I don't have any interest. โ
Liu Sange said: "Huai'an is a prosperous city with a tight choke of the canal and the Huai River, and the trough transportation is busy, and it is a prosperous city." What kind of business does the gentleman do?"
The merchant said: "Passenger and cargo transportation on the water." โ
Liu Sange said: "Is it a self-supporting portal, or is it a branch of the thirty-six waterways?"
The merchant said: "I can't talk about the branch, it's a mixed meal under the branch, and it is close to the waterway, so I have a good place to rely on." โ
Third Brother Liu understood that it was someone under the helm of the Tao Helm Master of Huai'an, and he was sent out to monitor the ghost head crocodile and sharp-billed crocodile, and he said: "The life of the waterway is better, right?"
The merchant said: "So-so, it's okay to get by." The merchant chatted with Third Brother Liu while staring at the door of the Donglai Shun Inn.
Third Brother Liu said: "This year, it's good to mix it up." โ
The merchant said: "But it's not easy to mix, the competition among peers is fierce, it is a reasonable thing, and from time to time thieves come out, kill people and rob goods, one is not careful, and the little life is gone." โ
Third Brother Liu said: "Yes, any food is not delicious." โ
At this time, the thin monkey also entered the teahouse, sat down not far away, turned his back to Liu Sange, and looked out the window. The merchant said: "Serve people's bowls, look at people's faces, and listen to people's sends, and you can't help yourself." โ
Liu Sange said: "People are in the rivers and lakes, and they can't help themselves." Just these two sentences, nine words, the thin monkey can hear it clearly, his ears are poisonous enough! Without turning around, he knew that the person who spoke was a down-and-out scholar, and judged that the person was Jiang Banxian in the Jianghu Lang, maybe he was the third brother Liu, no, it must be the third brother Liu. In one move, the one who can restrain the Kongtong master owl Hu Dafa is not Liu Sange, who will it be? !
The ever-changing Third Brother Liu's disguise technique can fool everyone, including me. The ever-changing voice of Third Brother Liu, let you change everything, take a pretentious position, don't want to deceive my thin monkey's ears. His heart was hot and happy, the hand holding the teacup trembled a little, the teacup was careless, the horn fell to the ground, the lid of the cup was broken into eight petals, the teacup was not broken, and the thin monkey's body was full of tea.
As soon as the thin monkey entered the teahouse, Liu Sange recognized him, and he didn't take the thin monkey to heart, he expected that the thin monkey would not recognize him, and he was full of confidence in changing his appearance. When I just finished speaking, I saw the thin monkey's teacup fall to the ground, could it be that the thin monkey heard my voice, was shocked, and smashed the teacup by mistake?
Brother Liu is eight years old, rich in five cars, and very knowledgeable. I heard that there is a kind of person in the rivers and lakes who has a special ability to recognize and remember speech, and three years ago, I heard someone speak once in Yangzhou dialect, and after three years, I can identify someone from four or five people who have changed their appearance and speak the authentic Sichuan dialect. It is said that the kind of person who has the specific recognition function of speech has a very fine and sensitive recognition function for the voice, thickness, brightness, lowness, brittleness, dullness, rust, husky, broadness, thinness, roundness, brokenness, stickiness, suppression, and frustration of speech, and has a very strong memory function for speech. Perhaps, he can't read the secretary and can't stop the poems, write typos, walk often forks, settle accounts nine times out of ten to be wrong, usually, maybe still a lost three, pull four, Zhang Guan Li Dai, speak intangibly, upside down in a big confusion, but when you meet the voice of people talking, it is strange, accurate identification, memory superman, so that the world is stunned, overbearing.
Is such a person a human or a ghost?
Could it be that the skinny monkey is this kind of person?!
If there is this possibility, it is better to believe that it exists than to believe that it does not.
Third Brother Liu is a very sensitive and cautious person, he walked over quietly, picked up the thin monkey's teacup, looked him in the eyes, and said with a smile: "Brother, be careful, the lid is broken, the cup is not broken, is there a burn on the body?"
The thin monkey was stunned for a moment, his eyes changed sharply, he was frightened and busy, tried his best to hide it, and reluctantly smiled: "Thank you Brother Ren, thank you Brother Ren, it's not hot, it's not hot." โ
Third Brother Liu immediately understood the thin monkey's eyes, he understood, this kid heard my voice, this kid is the kind of person with special voice recognition function. If it is from the perspective of his own safety, it is better to kill this kid with one slap, so as not to leave future troubles; but after all, Third Brother Liu is Third Brother Liu, how can Third Brother Liu indiscriminately kill innocents, and he will never make a move until he has to. Moreover, Liu Sange is a very talented person, it is said that in the Southern and Northern Dynasties of the Great Song Dynasty, for more than 300 years, there were only two people with special voice recognition functions on the rivers and lakes. This dynasty has not been discovered before, fortunately, I met it today, this is the only case, it is precious.
Third Brother Liu glanced at the thin monkey meaningfully, smiled and greeted loudly: "Tearoom, come on, change the teacup." โ
The teahouse replied, "Come on." โ
The thin monkey said: "There is Brother Lao Ren's love, thank you very much." He said stiffly, his hands twisted and pinched, he didn't dare to look at Liu Sange, his face was a little pale, his voice was a little trembling, he understood that as long as Liu Sange was by his side, he had the possibility of death, he didn't want to run, he didn't want to run, he didn't want to struggle and call for help, it was useless to struggle and call for help, that is, in the 100,000 army, if Liu Sange wanted to take his head, it was like probing his bag and getting his ears. The thin monkey was so frightened that he peed his pants, but fortunately, the tea wet his clothes and pants, and people couldn't tell the difference.
Others can't tell the difference, of course Third Brother Liu can tell the difference, he glanced at it, the urine dripping down from the thin monkey chair, and left with a smile: "Brother, you have to love yourself in everything, don't be anxious about drinking tea." Pack up, you see, pee your pants. โ
Everyone laughed. The thin monkey blushed and said, "This is tea, tea." โ
Liu Sange said: "Of course it's tea, if you really pee your pants, you have to go to Lang Zhong to take a look." โ
Everyone laughed again, and some people said: "To cure the disease of peeing pants, eating pig tail is the most spiritual, when I was a child, I wet the bed, and my mother gave me pig tail." โ
There are also humanitarians: "I eat a dozen pig tails, and sometimes I wet the bed when I am seven or eight years old." That thing doesn't eat or pee, and the more you eat, the more you pee. โ
The crowd giggled and became a mess.
Third Brother Liu returned to his seat, and the thin monkey breathed a long sigh of relief. I asked the tea room to make a new cup of tea, and I asked the tea room to buy a set of clean clothes and pants, and went to the private room to change.
He secretly said in his heart: Third Brother Liu is here, Ding Piaopeng must also be here, the old dragon head may have already come, a nest of wolves in Yinshan is here, and the overlord whip Cui Da'an and his wife are also here. Some are for huge rewards, some are for revenge, some are for gratitude, and some are for the emperor's order, so what is the third brother Liu for?
Huai'an, the show is ahead.
After chatting for a while, the middle-aged businessman left. Third Brother Liu also left, and actually walked into the Donglaishun Inn.
The thin monkey thought, Third Brother Liu must have recognized me, and he must have thought that I couldn't recognize him, no matter how smart Third Brother Liu was, he wouldn't know that I was the kind of person who had a special voice recognition function in legends, so he walked into the Donglai Shun Inn in front of me.
Do you think that all the fast catchers in the world are eating dry rice?
There are many things in the world that are bad because they are too confident, and they don't know that there is a sky outside the sky, and there are people outside the world. Don't look at Lao Tzu as a grassroots, a small person, hum, the ever-changing third brother Liu, be careful to plant it in Lao Tzu's hands.
Who is too confident? Haha, it's a skinny monkey!
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As soon as it got dark, Thin Monkey and Lang Qi also stayed in the Donglai Shun Inn, gave the shopkeeper on duty a tael of silver, and inquired about the suite where the ecstasy wolf and the two men lived.
Thin Monkey and Lang Qi chose a guest room upstairs to live in, and the window was directly facing the downstairs suite where Cao Dayuan, Ecstasy Wolf, and Ying Mocai lived. But I couldn't find out which room Liu Sange lived in, the shopkeeper said that there was indeed a person who looked like a scholar in the afternoon, looked at the room, sat at the counter for a while, asked about the house price, and left.
So where did Third Brother Liu go? The thin monkey was so tormented.
Lang Qi moved the window open and stared at the suite where the Ecstasy Wolf and the others lived. He said in a low voice: "Brother Monkey, last time the Liupu Kang in the capital surrounded and suppressed a nest of wolves in Yinshan and killed the killer wolf, it was you who reported the case, and you got a lot of merit, how much silver did you reward?"
The thin monkey also sat at the window, smoking a dry cigarette, and said, "Not much, five hundred taels of silver." โ
Lang Qi said: "That's not much? Are you greedy or not, how can you call it too much." โ
The thin monkey said: "Fu Gui, the shopkeeper of Fuyuan Jewelry Store, was the first to send me a message, and it was my brother again, so you have to give money, right?"
Lang Qi said: "Give three melons and two dates, send it away, get it." โ
The thin monkey said: "Then how can it be done, people will not give you any more information in the future, this is called self-defeat." โ
Lang Qidao: "Yes, how much did you give?"
The thin monkey said, "Two hundred taels of silver." โ
Lang Qi said: "You really give, so generous, why didn't you let go of my brother." โ
The thin monkey spit out the smoke ring and said: "No, today's business is coming, you just keep an eye on it, with benefits, our brothers and sons will open up north and south, and no one will bully anyone." If you're tired, just say hello and I'll keep watching. โ
Lang Qi said: "I can't be tired, my body, just staring at it for a day and a night, yawning and not hitting a single one, believe it or not." Hey, Brother Monkey, why can't you always run into Wang Xiaoer, this kid wants to let Lao Tzu run into him, and Lao Tzu will kill him. โ
Everyone is already familiar with Lang Qi's planting in Wang Xiao's second-hand life, if Lang Qi had more eyes and was wary of Wang Xiaoer behind him, maybe Ding Piaopeng would have been sad by now, and Lang Qi would have already become a pot-bellied man.
Lang Qi regretted it when he thought of this, gritted his teeth when he thought of Wang Xiaoer, he said: "Unexpectedly, Lao Tzu has been shrewd and sophisticated all his life, mixed in the rivers and lakes, and has never suffered a loss, but he was planted in the hands of a milky hairy child, Wang Xiaoer, Wang Xiaoer, you either don't fall into the hands of Lao Tzu, you will fall into the hands of Lao Tzu, haha, Lao Tzu picks your skin and pulls your tendons." โ
The thin monkey was tired of hearing these words, and teased him: "Stare at the window, don't keep chattering." โ
Lang Qi said: "Brother Monkey, keep an eye on it, you can rest assured when you are old." He was quite convinced of the thin monkey, and said: "It's not Lao Tzu blowing, Brother Monkey, in the fast catch, in addition to Mr. Qiao's head catcher and the four King Kongs, there is you, that is indeed a talent, and the others, Lao Tzu didn't pay attention to any of them." For you Brother Monkey, Lao Tzu is convinced, the Tao is not as old as you, the eyes are not as poisonous as you, the ears are not as good as your spirit, the brain is not as fast as you, and you are not as good as you, there is nothing to say, for you Brother Monkey, I Lang Qi admires it so much that he throws himself to the ground. โ
The thin monkey tilted his head and held a dry tobacco mouthpiece, which was very useful, he smacked his mouth, spit out the smoke ring, and said: "Hey, Lang Qi, you have to get it, each other, you and my brother, why are you talking about this?" โ
Lang Qi said: "What Lao Tzu can't figure out is how a dignified catcher who has been mixed in the green forest can be planted in the hands of a milky hairy child." "Lang Qi was nervous when he mentioned this, not to mention, he was indeed a little nervous.
The work of stalking is very boring, if you keep your mouth shut, it will be really uncomfortable for Lang Qi. Lang Qi was originally a talker, and Wang Xiaoer became his heart disease, and he didn't vomit or be unhappy.
The thin monkey took a puff of dry tobacco, spit out smoke rings, and said: "Lang Qi, let me tell you the reason, you are planted in Wang Xiao's second-hand, it's not that you are inferior to him, it's not that he is capable." โ
Lang Qi said: "Brother Monkey, that's strange, tell me, why? Could it be that Lao Tzu owed him in his previous life?"
The thin monkey said, "That's not true. Everyone has a nemesis, which is called gold, wood, water, fire, and earth, one thing descends one thing. When I was a child, there was a nursery rhyme, what is it called, 'The child holds the rooster, the rooster pecks the bee, the bee pecks the leprosy, the leprosy carries the bow and arrow, the bow and arrow shoots the tiger, the tiger eats the child, ...... has heard of it, Wang Xiaoer is your nemesis, Wang Xiaoer is the rooster, you are the bee, the rooster pecks the bee, that is natural and understandable. So, when you see him, you have to plant it, and it is inexplicable and incredible. โ
Lang Qi said: "That's very good, it's really incredible. Lao Tzu's move to 'raise fire to the sky', even the Jiangyang thief Ding Piaopeng fell at the feet of Lao Tzu, as long as Lao Tzu is given another second, Ding Piaopeng will not have the current story, who knows that the next second, it is Lao Tzu who fell, a dignified seven-foot man, actually fell under the bench of a hairy child, and made trouble in the rivers and lakes, which really makes people laugh off their big teeth. It's a great shame, Lao Tzu has no shame to Jiangdong's father. His eyes were glued to the window, and his mouth was full of sighs.
The thin monkey simply teased him: "It's good to understand, Wang Xiaoer is your nemesis, but you are Ding Piaopeng's nemesis." If you see Wang Xiaoer again, it's better to stay away, and if you don't get it right, you have to plant it. โ
Lang Qidao: "Really?"
The thin monkey said: "Brother Monkey never fights, what is the relationship between our brothers, iron, can still lie to you?! You are an honest person, you are not a human being." โ
Lang Qidao: "Lao Tzu can't cure him?"
The thin monkey said: "Of course you can't cure him, only he can cure you." You can't even think about the idea of curing him, if you have this thought, you will be miserable, and if you are small, you will shed a little blood, and if you are big, you will lose your life. โ
Lang Qi said: "Brother Monkey, we really can't swallow this breath." โ
The thin monkey said: "Then what can't be swallowed, you can't treat him with your own hands, you can ask someone else to treat him, he is your nemesis, and others are his nemesis." The more powerful the nemesis, the weaker he is in front of others, and even anyone but you can be his nemesis. This is the secret of the nemesis, I don't tell anyone about it, I haven't even said it to my boss, the owl, you can't talk nonsense to outsiders. โ
Lang Qi said: "It's still Brother Monkey, if there is no Brother Monkey, Lao Tzu won't understand how he died until he died." When I see Wang Xiaoer in the future, I have to stabilize this young master, I can't mess with him, and let other catchers deal with him quickly, then the insurance will work?"
The thin monkey said, "Yes, that's what it means." Tell my brother and let my brother be angry with my brother. โ
Lang Qidao: "Dare to be kind, if Brother Monkey catches Wang Xiaoer, the 1,000 taels of silver will be rewarded, I don't want any of them, all belong to Brother Monkey." Slowly, slowly, you just said that I was Ding Piaopeng's nemesis?"
The thin monkey said: "Yes, it's settled, Ding Piaopeng either doesn't die, or he dies in your hands." โ
Lang Qi said suspiciously: "What do you mean by this?"
The thin monkey said: "You see, Mr. Qiao added the four King Kongs, the five big men, and the first-class martial arts masters, but they couldn't defeat the flying thief Ding Piaopeng, three of them were also injured, and as a result, Ding Piaopeng ran away without a trace; This is called the arrival of the nemesis, the catastrophe is difficult to escape, the nemesis is inescapable, the nemesis has arrived. Do you understand?"
Lang Qi was dumbfounded when he heard this, and he said, "I understand, I understand, I understand." Brother Monkey, I can't see that you are still a master of Taoism, and you really have a fairy wind and bones. What you say is the truth, and the words have a fairy spirit, and I am convinced and happy, and I really benefit for a lifetime and be used for a lifetime. Really, I'm Ding Piaopeng's nemesis?"
The thin monkey teased again, "Believe it or not." You don't have to be afraid of Ding Piaopeng when you see it in the future, if you go up, you will stab it in the vital place, Ding Piaopeng will be injured if he does not die, and he will be injured not lightly. What Qiao always catches the head, what the four King Kongs, it doesn't work, Ding Piaopeng is their nemesis, no matter how many people there are, it's not easy to make it. Ding Piaopeng's nemesis is Lang Qiye, as soon as Lang Qiye arrives, Piaopeng will fall. โ
Lang Qidao: "Brother Monkey, brother, I remember, Wang Xiaoer is Lao Tzu's nemesis, when you see him, you can't make him angry; โ
The thin monkey said lazily: "You snatched the first credit, but you got the reward alone, blame me for my fast mouth, I deserve not to get it." โ
Lang Qi said: "What are these words, if Lao Tzu gets the first credit, he will reward half of our brothers, and there is no ambiguity." โ
The thin monkey said, "Really?"
Lang Qi's eyes were still facing the crack in the window, and he said: "If my Lang Qi doesn't talk well, the sky will hit five thunders, choke to death when eating, choke to death when drinking, stumble to death while walking, sleep for a long time without waking up, and sleep to death." Okay, okay?"
The thin monkey was secretly funny, thinking to himself, this kid was still serious, and said, "Okay, enough buddy." โ
Lang Qi said: "Brother Monkey's words are better than reading a book for ten years." Righteousness, hey, hey, no, the lights in the room of the ecstasy wolf are on, the three of them come out with their luggage, the leprosy ghost went to the backyard to set the carriage, the ecstasy wolf wants to slip away, ......"