Chapter 633: Tang Seng became pregnant in advance
Three days before the thirteenth year of Zhenguan, Tang San hid out of Chang'an, and stayed overnight all the way, with the will of the Tang King, in the Tang Dynasty, it was unimpeded in the Tang Dynasty, and there was the identity of the royal family.
Fortunately, Tang Seng is a true monk, do not spend days and wine, meet the temple, then in the temple food and lodging, eat fasting and chant Buddha, no temple, then eat and live in the post house, with green vegetables and tofu as food. However, this can make the two entourages a little unhappy, in the past, they were poor and outside, but there are a lot of benefits to take, now not to mention money, chicks, but also vegetarian, this is to be a monk!
"The speed of this mortal horse is really slow, if there is no little white dragon, this Tang monk's ass will blow up, and he will not be able to go to the Thunder Volcano until he dies. Chen Xian frowned, and secretly said that he would simply go and cook the little white dragon again, and he couldn't take care of himself, and see if he could run so fast at that time.
But after thinking about it, Chen Xian gave up this idea, Ao Wanqing is now serving under him, and he is quite diligent in his work, it is not good to cook his brother by himself, he has cooked it once and caused such a big contradiction, and if he cooks it again, he is afraid that the other party will rather die than give in.
"It's slow, just let him slow down a little longer, and it will be a day to be able to get rid of it. Chen Xian smiled slightly, sprinkled something in the manger in the air, and then drifted away with Wu Zetian.
Early in the morning of the second day, Tang Seng beat the horse westward, and the pony was in a mood, uncertain, and Tang Seng fell twice.
After falling so twice, Tang Seng didn't dare to ride, leading the horse on foot, but he was not an ascetic, Journey to the West said that he was white and fat, obviously a pampered person, and he walked twenty miles in one day, and his feet were full of blood blisters.
"Bitter!" In the dead of night, Tang Seng looked at his feet full of blood bubbles, sad and sad.
Fortunately, the next day, Brother Xiao Ma was in a better mood and became docile again, so that Tang Seng was able to ride a horse on the road again, so as not to affect a pair of half-crippled feet.
It is said that although the Tang Dynasty is the upper kingdom of the Celestial Empire, the country is rich and the people are strong, but from the Northern and Southern Dynasties to the end of the Sui Dynasty, there were constant wars and a sharp decline in the population. And the population distribution, has always been more in the east and less in the west, out of Chang'an City for more than ten days, on the way to the west, often 100 miles can not meet the village, Tang Seng for a few days is the wind and food camp, dry food and cold water to live, the life is very hard.
On this day, Tang Seng was so hungry that his chest was close to his back, and he suddenly caught a glimpse of a teahouse on the horse, and he was overjoyed in his heart, and he quickly rushed over with two followers.
When I came closer, I saw that this was a broken spear house, and only a canopy was built in front of the house, and a small teahouse with a tea flag was inserted, but now was not the time to pay attention to it, so I immediately shouted: "Dr. Tea (tea seller)!"
After shouting twice, the village woman with a headscarf and an apron came out of the thatched house, with a vegetable-colored face and a sick person, as if she was malnourished.
"The master is polite, please take a seat!" When the village woman saw Tang Seng, she immediately performed a Buddhist salute and invited Tang Seng to sit down.
Tang Seng was overjoyed when he saw the woman performing the Buddha ceremony, thinking that he had met a pious Buddhist monk, and put his hands together and said: "Amitabha! ”
"Poof!" Hearing Tang Seng's words, Chen Xian, who was stealthy, almost spurted blood, hungry and thirsty, begging and saliva, it was really easy to make people think crookedly.
It turned out that this broken grass house was Chen Xian's pointing, and the village woman, needless to say, was undoubtedly Wu Zetian, but she didn't know what Chen Xian wanted to do.
Wu Zetian said: "The master will drink tea first, and I will go get two Hu cakes for the master and the two strong men to satisfy their hunger!"
"Hey, this Wu Zetian actually made these two entourages a strong man who is weak and cold, and he will never return, he is worthy of being the reincarnation of great power, and he is really wise!" Chen Xian praised again.
Wu Zetian said, took three tea tiles with porcelain (for the sake of realism, otherwise use brand new, too fake), take a teapot next to the stove, pour a bowl of hot tea by one person, and then go to the stove, make six steaming Hu cakes, and take some dried radishes and send them.
"The humble house is shabby, there is no good food to entertain the master, it's neglected!" Wu Zetian said with a lot of guilt.
"The female benefactor Bodhisattva has a heart, there will be a good reward!" After Tang Seng thanked him, he wiped out the two Hu cakes with tea soup and salted radish.
"Where did the master come from, and where do you want to go?" Wu Zetian asked knowingly.
"I came from Chang'an, and I went to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and ask for scriptures in the Leiyin Temple in the West Heaven by holy decree!" Tang Seng is a sincere person, and he will not learn from the cloud and the king of Yunzhongzi, drag a self-cloud water, and will not play the Zen machine to come from where he comes and goes.
"Could it be that the master is the Imperial Tang Sanzang?" Wu Zetian asked knowingly.
"It's the little monk, I don't know how the female bodhisattva knows the little monk?" Tang Seng asked.
"Now who in the Tang Dynasty does not know Tang Sanzang, who is not afraid of demons and vows to go to the west to learn scriptures? Besides, Gongzhou Thorn Shi waits for the master at the city gate day and night, how can we and other Gongzhou people not know the reason?" Wu Zetian said with a smile.
"How far is it from Gongzhou Cheng here?" asked Tang Seng.
"Go west, about twenty miles!" Wu Zetian said.
"It's not good to let Thorn Shi wait for a long time, the little monk has taken his leave!" asked about the distance, Tang Seng immediately set off, wanting to hurry up to the state city, wash away the lead Hua, and have a good meal by the way.
"Master go slowly!" Wu Zetian sent the three of them out of the grass house and watched them go away.
After Wu Zetian returned to the thatched house, Chen Xian noticed that those Dharma Protector Heavenly Gods were gone, so he waved his hand, and the teahouse immediately turned into a vitality and dissipated, and Wu Zetian also returned to his original appearance.
"Master, this teapot is really exquisite, I don't know what is so special about giving Tang Seng tea soup?" Wu Zetian said as he played with the teapot from before. It turns out that there is a mechanism on this teapot, which can pour two kinds of liquids, Tang Seng drank it, and the two followers were different, and because it was a mechanism, there was no spiritual power fluctuation, but it was a barbaric twenty-four hours in the sky, even if Tang Seng went to the thatched house, he secretly protected his protector eyes and ears.
"That's a good thing, it can give Tang Seng an unexpected joy!" Chen Xian smiled slightly.
"Didn't the master want to delay his steps, how could he give him a surprise?" Wu Zetian wondered.
"This unexpected joy is to let it be happy, and if it is happy, it is natural to raise the fetus, and the fetus will have to be confined when it descends, and it will not go fast when it heats up. Chen Xian had an extremely sinister smile on his face.
"Ah!" Wu Zetian's face changed color, and he exclaimed: "What kind of divine water is that, a man is pregnant after drinking it?"
"That's not some divine water, it's just the river water outside the city of Xiliang Women's Country, this Xiliang Women's Country, the country is full of women, all rely on this water to give birth, after drinking, you can give birth to a daughter in three days. This water fetal medicine is ineffective, only the broken fetal spring can dissolve the fetal gas. Chen Xian said with a smile.
"According to this, this water will only be pregnant if a woman drinks it, and no man has drunk it yet, and the owner is sure that Tang Seng will be pregnant?" asked Wu Zetian.
"There is no precedent for a man to give birth to a child, because if a man drinks this water by mistake, he will try his best to get the spring water of the birth. However, when a man drinks it, his abdomen will indeed bulge as if he is pregnant, and the fairy god is no exception, but he can use this Tang monk to do an experiment. Let's go, follow and have a look. After Chen Xian spoke, he sent out a soft force, held up Wu Zetian, cast a spell to hide the two figures, and followed Tang Seng and his party in a leisurely manner.
Tang Seng rode a horse for more than ten miles, and he could already see the city of Gongzhou City and the Tang Dynasty flag on the city wall, but he was not happy, but he felt a pain in his abdomen.
I wanted to endure it and go to Gongzhou City to ask Langzhong to take a look, but the abdominal pain became more and more intense, and I couldn't help sweating on my forehead and gold stars in my eyes, so I fell off the horse directly.
"Elder!" the two attendants were shocked, hurriedly threw down their luggage, and stepped forward to help him up.
"Elder, are you okay?" the two attendants asked, they were ordered to protect Tang Seng, and they couldn't let Tang Seng have an accident if they died.
"The abdominal pain is unbearable, Xu is suffering from a serious illness, which of you will go to Gongzhou City in front, talk to Thorn Shi, ask him to get a carriage over, and take me to the city to see the disease. Tang Seng kept fighting with his upper and lower teeth, his face was pale, and beads of sweat the size of beans were rolling down, which was very painful.
"Ah Er, you are here to watch the master, I will go to the city to report the assassination!" The older retinue said to the younger retinue, flew on the white horse, and galloped away.
"It's so painful, shouldn't the master take the wrong medicine and give Tang Seng a poison like broken intestine grass?" Wu Zetian looked at Tang Seng's painful appearance and thought in his heart.