Chapter 2 Someone Invites Someone to Eat Roasted Whole Sheep
Now, Du Shenfei, Duan Hanyan, Yu Xiangxian, and Wei Zhuangshi have already sat down in the restaurant of this resort.
They sat in the closest position to the counter in this restaurant.
Behind the counter, sat a very tall and thin young man who also looked very temperamental.
No matter who you are, as long as you walk into this restaurant, the first thing you see is this young man.
The young man wore a pair of gold-wire glasses on the bridge of his nose.
At this time, he was intently looking at a comic book. This is the work of the famous contemporary cartoonist Bird Sanming "The Story of Seven Little Pigs".
He watched it as if the main character in the book was himself. Because from time to time there was a satisfied smile on his face, and from time to time there was a look of indignation.
It was clear that he was completely intoxicated.
He didn't seem to see even a single one of the guests coming in and out of the restaurant.
Even the guests who had finished their meals came to him to settle the bill, and they had to shout two or three times before he could react.
Every customer who sees this young man must have this feeling, that is, he should not be sitting here, and the quiet study is the most suitable place for him.
But he sat behind the counter in this restaurant anyway.
Everyone could tell that this man was not a good businessman, at least not yet.
Because a businessman whose eyes light up when he sees money will never be like this.
Most likely, this young man is the son of the old shopkeeper of the restaurant.
The old shopkeeper planned to let his son take over the restaurant after a hundred years, so he forced him to sit in this position.
Although this young shopkeeper is a hands-off shopkeeper who doesn't care about everything, it doesn't matter much at all, and it won't affect the business of this restaurant.
Because for people with a little social experience, most of them don't care too much about young people's undoing business.
Moreover, in this large restaurant, there are at least thirty waiters who are as down-to-earth and diligent as little bees.
Among the more than 30 waiters, except for two black women with big butts and thick limbs like buffaloes but very bewitching, the other waiters all seemed to be good hands.
These waiters shuttle between the guest seats, watching and listening to all directions, and are agile in ordering and pouring water, carrying tableware, cleaning tables and chairs, and providing customers with services that can be praised by five-star reviews.
In this way, the smooth and stable service work of the restaurant has a reliable guarantee.
Although these waiters all looked very good, it was a little strange that Du Shenfei and the other four people had been sitting at this table for a long time, but until now, none of the waiters had come to order food and provide tea for them, and no one had even come to take care of them, as if these four people had suddenly become invisible.
After a long time, Du Shenfei patted the table a little impatiently, stared at the waitress closest to him and shouted, "Beauty, let's order!"
Obviously, this waiter heard Du Shenfei's words.
Because as soon as Du Shenfei's words fell, her eyes looked at Du Shenfei.
But she only glanced at it, then turned her head and looked at the young shopkeeper behind the counter, and when she saw that the young shopkeeper did not respond, she turned around and walked away again, and took the tea for the guests at the other table.
Duan Hanyan also stared at these waiters for a long time before saying, "The shopkeeper and waiter of this restaurant are really strange. After sitting for a long time, no one came to take care of our brother?"
Yu Coaxing Fairy frowned and said, "Yes, we look like invisible people, these waiters can't see us at all, or we look like monsters, we don't look like we're here to eat?"
Duan Hanyan said: "It doesn't matter what he looks like, why don't I go and catch a waiter now." ”
Regarding Duan Hanyan's point of view, Yu Coaxing Immortal expressed his very much agreement. Because he thinks it's a good way to solve the problem.
Therefore, Yu Coaxing Immortal said: "At this time, this operation is right. Xiao Duan, you go quickly! Not far behind you, there is a woman. This woman looks pretty good, and at first glance it's the type you like. ”
As soon as Duan Hanyan heard this, he immediately turned his head to look at the waitress behind him, then shook his head and said, "This is not my dish." ”
But he stood up anyway and walked quickly towards the girl.
He grabbed the waitress's white, thin hand and dragged her over.
If in normal times, Duan Hanyan would definitely not be as rude as he is now, he would definitely say a few nice words with a hippie smile and coax this girl over.
But now, he was not in the mood to coax the girl, because now he just wanted to coax his poor belly.
It didn't take long for the girl to stand at the table where Du Shenfei and the others were sitting.
This girl, although not ugly, is not very good-looking. She looks almost exactly like the girl in the house across the door from you.
Her eyes were wide open and her mouth was wide open, as if she were frightened.
Du Shenfei didn't intend to let this girl continue to be frightened. So, he smiled at the girl.
His smile, though full of exhaustion, also seemed quite friendly.
It's a smile that relaxes quickly.
Du Shenfei said to the waiter: "Beauty, hello! We want to trouble you, order a few dishes for us to eat!"
As soon as the words fell, the waitress shook her head desperately, as if someone had just asked her, "How about we cut off your head?"
Du Shenfei stared at the lady for a long time before he asked suspiciously, "What do you mean by this?"
The waitress still shook her head and said, "I don't ...... Don't order ......"
Du Shenfei frowned and said, "Why, are you worried that we won't be able to pay for dinner?"
The waitress shook her head again and said, "I can't order food for you, if you order food, go find our young shopkeeper!"
Du Shenfei asked angrily: "Why can others ask you to order food, and we have to go to your shopkeeper for approval when we order a dish for dinner?"
The waiter stammered and whispered, "Because...... Because you are here for us...... Special guests. ”
Du Shenfei was surprised: "We are special guests?"
The waiter nodded again and again and said, "Hmm...... Well...... You are ......"
Du Shenfei said: "What is so special about us?"
The waiter shook his head again and said, "I don't know, it's our young shopkeeper who said that you are a special guest." Go find him!"
At this time, Yu Coaxing Immortal asked, "Your shopkeeper said that we are special guests, is he planning to invite us to dinner?"
The waiter shook his head again and said, "I don't know anything, you better go and ask himself!"
Yu Coaxed Immortal looked at the young man behind the counter and said, "Is it that the four-eyed boy sitting behind the counter is your young shopkeeper?"
The waiter whispered, "Yes!"
As soon as he heard this, Yu Yuxian immediately stood up and walked towards the counter of the restaurant.
He walked very fast, so, he quickly came to this counter.
Although Yu Coaxing Immortal is not a person with a good temper, he doesn't plan to lose his temper at this young shopkeeper now, because he thinks that this young shopkeeper must be planning to invite himself to dinner, so he gave himself these special treatments.
So, Yu Coaxed Fairy to approach the counter, tried his best to pretend to be Sven, and greeted the young shopkeeper quite kindly, and said, "Pretty boy, hello!"
But the young shopkeeper didn't seem to have heard the words of the fish coaxing fairy at all, and it seemed that he hadn't seen the person of the fish coaxing fairy at all.
Yu Coaxed Immortal shouted a few times in a row, and when he saw that the young shopkeeper didn't care about himself at all, he became quite angry.
He pulled the comic book in the shopkeeper's hand and threw it on the ground with a "snap", before he said loudly: "Four-eyed boy, are you deaf?"
His voice suddenly became louder, so that nine out of ten people in the restaurant had already turned their eyes on the fish fairy, and the other was blind.
The young shopkeeper finally raised his head and stared at Yu Yuxian for a long time with a pair of severely astigmatistic eyes, and then said in a very gentle manner: "Who is here? Why are you so rude, and when you meet for the first time, you throw your book on the ground?"
The fish coaxed the fairy just coldly "snorted".
The young shopkeeper quickly continued: "In the past, Cangjie wrote books and the sky rained and the ghosts cried at night, so that the words were passed on to future generations, and the merits were immeasurable. Some people say that words are the most precious treasures, far better than gold beads, and we should cherish the words and paper, how can we throw them indiscriminately?
Yu Coaxing Immortal stared at this young shopkeeper, frowned and said: "Four-eyed boy, those who don't care about me are also crooked, Lao Tzu is now hot, you beware of me and I will beat you." Let me ask you, why did you call these waiters and not give us an order when we came to dinner, and said that we were special guests, did you plan to invite us to dinner?"
The young shopkeeper opened his mouth slightly, as if he had understood the reason why the fish coaxed the immortal fire, but after listening to the words of the fish coaxing immortal, he shook his head and said, "I don't plan to invite you to dinner?"
Yu coaxed the fairy and said angrily: "Since you don't invite you to dinner, then order a few dishes for us! ”
The young shopkeeper still shook his head and said, "No!"
Yuluxian was surprised: "You said you didn't order food for me?"
The young shopkeeper said, "Yes, I don't order." ”
At this time, Yu Yuxian was completely confused, and after a long time, he said: "Four-eyed boy, you are a restaurant owner, why don't you order food for guests?
The young shopkeeper still said in a light tone, solemnly: "My head has not been squeezed by the door." ”
At this moment, Yu Coax Fairy couldn't cry or laugh, but he still patiently asked, "Then why don't you order food for us?"
The young shopkeeper said: "Because someone wants to invite you to dinner, of course I won't order you food." ”
The fish fairy asked strangely, "Who wants to invite us to dinner?"
The young shopkeeper said: "The person who invited you to dinner is, of course, your friend." He wants to treat you to roast whole lamb!"
Yu coaxed the fairy and said, "You don't know what the name of this friend of mine is?"
The young shopkeeper said, "I don't know." I've never bothered to care about this kind of thing, as if I didn't know your name until now. ”
Yu Coaxed Immortal nodded and said, "Okay, then, where is this person who wants to invite me to dinner?"
The young shopkeeper said: "It's next to the oolong ditch in the back garden." ”
Yu coaxed the fairy's eyes to roll, and asked puzzledly: "This person invites guests to dinner, why don't you invite them in this restaurant, but go so far to the back garden?"
The young shopkeeper said casually: "That place is a place with a good view. ”
Yu coaxed the fairy and said: "Okay! While eating, while watching the scenery, it is also very good." So, what kind of oolong ditch to go to, and which way to go?"
The young shopkeeper pointed outward and said, "Follow this road, go back three thousand two hundred and eighty-three steps, and you will be able to see them." After all, there are not too many people who like to barbecue in the wild this season. ”
As soon as Yu Coaxing Immortal heard this, he immediately turned around and left, he no longer planned to deal with this young shopkeeper, because he felt that there was no need for it at all.
But the young shopkeeper was still whispering behind him: "At this time, their roasted whole sheep must have been cooked, but I don't know what it tastes like?"
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