Chapter 58: Routines......
Qin Shou looked at this scene and was completely dumbfounded, when had he ever seen such a strange method? It was like watching a blockbuster movie in Country M!
Here's the problem, he's the one who was pitted!
Qin Shou tried his best to climb out, came to the mouth of his trouser pocket, and saw Erlang God's gaze sweeping across the audience like a scanner, and asked majestically, "Have you seen a rhinoceros spirit come in?"
As he spoke, Erlang God pulled it from the door, and a rhinoceros essence was pulled out.
Qin Shou took a closer look, good guy, isn't this the one who just bragged to himself? Sure enough, the rhinoceros essence that bragged about him was an impostor!
"Second master, the rhinoceros essence you are talking about...... Uh, just here...... Hey, this end, that one...... How can it be exactly the same?" said the Howling Dog, wagging his tail.
Seeing this, the green lion also put down the wine jug, got up and said hello to Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun, Erlang God Yang Jian, and said: "Just now, the immortal official did send in a rhinoceros essence, but it disappeared in a blink of an eye. We didn't pay attention to his whereabouts......"
"The rhinoceros essence is someone else who has changed and impersonated, and this is the real white-horned rhinoceros. He was knocked unconscious and hid in the grass outside the city, and I guess the man had come here. Yang Jian said.
"Second master, you don't need to bother yourself to run for this kind of thing, right?" The Roaring Sky Dog knew that Yang Jian was not a nosy person. What's more, this is the Heavenly Court, and there are so many judicial gods, casually, some people run this leg.
Yang Jian shook his head and said, "I suspect that guy is here for you." ”
When the Roaring Heavenly Dog heard this, his legs trembled, and his tail stopped wagging anymore, and said, "Second Master, won't you?
Yang Jian said: "Specifically, let's talk about it when I find him." ”
At this time, when Bai Ma Jing heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up, he was angry, and finally seized the opportunity, and hurriedly shouted: "Zhenjun, just now Xiaoxian saw that rhinoceros essence and this rabbit together." It's just that I didn't pay much attention to it later, and I don't know where the rhinoceros spirit suddenly went. ”
After speaking, the white horse spirit looked at the rabbit with a wicked smile.
The fake rhinoceros essence didn't say a word, and said to Qin Shou silently: "Have you ever eaten horse meat?"
When Qin Shou heard this, he immediately replied: "I haven't eaten it, I want to try it." By the way, what do you call the big guy? I won't call you now. ”
The fake rhinoceros spirit said: "You can call me a hundred years old." ”
"Hundred-year-old, what's the name?" Qin Shou estimated that this was the name of this casual nonsense, the gods were eager to live forever, how could they curse themselves to live to be a hundred years old?
At the same time, the other side.
"Rabbit?" When Yang Jian heard this, he subconsciously looked at the audience, the only one who did not look scary, nor did he have a fairy spirit, he had a cute and cheap attribute, and he was a harmless rabbit for humans and animals.
Qin Shou saw it and hurriedly reminded Bai Sui: "Big guy, pretend to be cowardly, this is too fierce." ”
As a result, Bai Sui slapped his leg and shook Qin Shou from the edge of his pocket to his trouser pocket, and then he grinned and said, "What are you looking at?"
When Qin Shou heard this, he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood! This grandson, this is a provocation!
Sure enough, Yang Jian never thought that a rabbit would be so violent?
Puff puff......
Many monsters turned on the fountain mode again, and put down the wine jug one by one angrily, they can see that as long as the rabbit is present, don't want to drink a stable wine!
The roaring dog became angry and shouted, "Rabbit, how can you talk to the second master?
The hundred-year-old slapped the table and stood up: "What's the matter? In broad daylight, staring at the rabbit one by one, playing hooligan?"
It was the first time that the Howling Sky Dog had heard such a bastard and hooligan unreasonable words, and he was directly blocked and didn't know what to say.
Yang Jian patted his dog's head and said, "Are you the rabbit that came up from the moon?"
The hundred-year-old hugged his arms and went to that station, and said, "Yes, what's wrong?
When Qin Shou heard this, he only felt that his mind was blank and he was about to faint...... He scolded: "I'm Cao, you turtle grandson, are you sincerely cheating me? Fight with Erlang God......? I'm fighting with you!"
Qin Shou screamed, and at the same time punched and kicked in his trouser pocket, but unfortunately, the hundred-year-old had rough skin and thick flesh, and Qin Shou punched those two punches through his pants, like scratching his boots, nothing happened.
The hundred-year-old has changed into a rabbit, and the pants have naturally become hair, which outsiders can't see, and naturally they can't see Qin Shou tossing inside.
But even if they could see it, no one would pay attention to this detail, and they all stared at Qin Shou with wide eyes, as if they were looking at a peerless fool!
Yang Jian didn't say anything, and the roaring dog laughed first: "Haha...... Rabbit, you challenge the second master? haha...... You don't want to look at how many catties and taels you have! I don't need the second master to make a move, I can slap you to death with one claw!"
The hundred-year-old raised his eyebrows and said: "The master speaks, and the puppy doesn't bark." Yang Jian, do you dare to fight with Master Rabbit?"
As soon as these words came out, the audience was in an uproar, originally thought that this rabbit was drunk or something, but now it seems that ......
"It's not drunkenness, it's death. The white horse spirit sighed, and at the same time gave a thumbs up: "Although I hate this rabbit very much, but when it comes to the ability to die, I accept it." ”
The green lion shook his head and said, "I can't die......"
"What do you mean?" Hakuba was puzzled.
Qingshi explained: "What kind of person is Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun? How can he be like a nameless rabbit? If he really agrees, it will be a shame to win or lose. ”
The white horse spirit suddenly realized and said: "I see, but if the true monarch doesn't make a move, it's the same if the roaring dog makes a move." Could it be that this rabbit can still beat the Howling Dog?"
Sure enough, I saw Yang Jian glance at Qin Shou lightly, turned around and walked to the seat of the Roaring Sky Dog, sat down, and didn't say anything.
The Roaring Sky Dog raised his head and stepped forward, saying, "Little rabbit, what kind of thing are you here to challenge the second master? You are nothing in the eyes of the second master, and the second master accepts your challenge? That is self-surrendering and insulting his dignity! However, if you want to die, this king can fulfill you!"
Bai Sui sneered: "I'm challenging Zhenjun, not you!"
The roaring dog said: "If you want to challenge the second master, I'll win first!"
Bai Sui said: "Since you want to die, I will fulfill you." But you can't let go here, do you dare to go out with me?"
The Howling Sky Dog said: "Let's go, lead the way!"
So the hundred-year-old turned to lead the way, and the whistling dog immediately followed.
Qin Shou heard it clearly in his trouser pocket, and shouted: "I'm Cao, your grandson really wants to eat dog meat, but don't use my identity!"
"Be quiet, they won't hear you screaming through your throat. But don't worry, I'm a thief, and I'll give you a dog whip to make up for your body. "Hundred-year-old Dao.