Chapter 285: The Monkey King Makes Trouble in the Underworld
Today is the 301st birthday of the Monkey King in Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave, early in the morning, 47,000 monkey demons are busy together, by the two generals of Bang and Bao, Ma and Liu, the four marshals are responsible for arranging the feast, inviting the Bull Demon King, the Jiao Demon King, the Peng Demon King, the Lion Camel King, the Macaque King, the Yu Tamarin King, and the Jade Jiao King Seven brothers went to drink, and the seventy-two cave demon kings were accompanied. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Around noon, the Bull Demon King, the Lion Camel King, and the Macaque King arrived one after another, and Chen Xian also came to the Water Curtain Cave at about two o'clock in the afternoon.
The war was tight, and the Jiao Demon King, the Peng Demon King, and the Yu Tamarin King did not come, but they sent people to send congratulatory gifts.
Seeing that the guests arrived, the Monkey King gave an order, ordered his subordinates to kill cattle and horses, sacrifice to the heavens and enjoy the earth, and all the goblins sang and danced, and all the monsters were drunk and drunk, even Chen Xian, a person who didn't drink much, was a little dizzy.
Under the gift of the Monkey King, Chen Xian walked out of the Water Curtain Cave, and Chen Xian walked with the Bull Demon King, the Lion Camel King, and the Macaque King, and rushed towards Xiniu Hezhou together.
"I have been cared for by my three elder brothers many times, and I am deeply grateful. Recently, I have got some milk, and I should share it with all my brothers, and I don't dislike it. When he arrived in Yong'an City, at the time of parting, Chen Xian took out three fist-sized jade bottles and gave them to the three big demons.
"This gift is not light at all, I accepted it unceremoniously, it just so happens that your sister-in-law is pregnant, and she can use this ten thousand years of milk to recuperate her body. The Bull Demon King said with a smile and accepted the Ten Thousand Years of Milk.
"Congratulations!" As soon as they heard this, Chen Xian, the Lion Camel King, and the Macaque King congratulated at the same time.
"I don't know if it's a little nephew, if it's a little niece?" asked the Macaque King.
"It's a baby boy. The Bull Demon King said with a smile on his face.
"Remember to send an invitation when the moon is full, and I will prepare a generous gift to see my little nephew. The Lion Camel King laughed.
"Early mile, I'm Taiyi, your sister-in-law is a golden immortal, and if she hasn't been conceived for seventy or eighty years, the little guy won't come out. The Bull Demon King waved his hand.
The development of the descendants of the immortals is slow, and it is not surprising that the red child has been cultivating in the Flame Mountain for more than three hundred years, and he still looks like a child, and he has been pregnant for seventy or eighty years.
Congratulations to the Bull Demon King Society, the four demons were separated, and after Chen Xianmu sent the three demons across the beasts to leave, he returned to Yong'an City.
Don't talk about Chen Xian for the time being, but say that after the Monkey King sent Chen Xian's four demons out of the cave, he returned to the cave and rewarded the big and small leaders, and the seven and four strong generals, the seventy-two cave demon king let go of his belly to eat and drink, and was so drunk that he fell asleep in the shade by the iron plate bridge. The four strong generals surrounded the crowd and did not dare to raise their voices.
The Monkey King fell asleep, and suddenly saw two black-faced men in strange official uniforms holding an approval document with the words "Monkey King" on it.
The two officials stepped forward, did not speak, took out the rope wrapped with the white flower, and dragged Sun Wukong's Yuan Shen out, because the wine had not yet woken up, Sun Wukong's Yuan Shen was groggy, staggered behind the two black-faced officials, one foot high and one foot low.
Although Sun Wukong's Yuan Shen came to a city with two black-faced men, he gradually woke up, suddenly looked up, and saw that there was an iron card on the city gate, and there were three big characters on the card, which was "Netherworld", and then looked at the two people's official uniforms, with a big "ghost" word printed on their chests.
Sun Wukong suddenly woke up and asked loudly: "The Netherworld is the Yin Division of the Underworld, the residence of the King of Hades, how did I get here?"
One of the two ghosts said: "Your life has come to an end, and the two of us will receive the approval, and hook you to come to the underworld to report and re-enter the reincarnation." ”
"Bastard!" When Sun Wukong heard this, he immediately became angry and scolded: "My old grandson is beyond the Three Realms, not in the Five Elements, and is no longer under his jurisdiction, how can he be hazy and dare to hook me?"
Those two ghosts don't care if Sun Wukong jumped out of the Three Realms, he is not in the Five Elements, there is an order from above, his two little ghosts only have the share of obedience, regardless of the roar of the monkey, just pulling and pulling, he will definitely drag him in.
Sun Wukong's temper is not good, after being pulled twice by the two ghosts, he got annoyed, and took out the golden hoop stick (fortunately, the golden hoop stick is a treasure, and followed the Yuan Shen to the underworld), under a guise, the bowl came to the thickness;
After killing the two ghosts, Sun Wukong untied himself, pulled the wind, shook off his hand, wheeled the stick, and entered the city.
The golden hoop stick in Sun Wukong's hand is a treasure at a glance, the glow is gorgeous, the rui qi is surging, and those ghosts and dead ghosts are not brainless pigs, and they all flashed to the side.
There were no ghosts blocking the way, Sun Wukong carried the golden hoop stick and ran straight to the majestic palace in the city.
"Oh no, a hairy-faced Lei Gong outside has come in!" A group of ghost pawns ran into the Senluo Hall and reported to the Ten Generations of Hades King.
When the ten generations of Hades heard this, they hurriedly dressed and went out to see, and saw that Sun Wukong looked vicious and cultivated to a high level, so he hurriedly lined up his shifts and shouted: "Leave a name for the immortals, leave a name for the immortals!"
Sun Wukong carried the golden hoop stick and asked angrily: "Since you don't recognize me, why do you send someone to hook me?"
King Qin Guang stepped forward and said, "Don't dare, don't dare! ”
Before meeting, these ten people dressed as emperors were not weak, and they were polite and greeted each other with a smile, and Sun Wukong did not dare to make a mistake, and asked very politely: "I am the natural saint Sun Wukong of Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave." What kind of official position are you waiting for?"
The Ten Generations of Hades King bowed down and said, "We are the Ten Generations Hades of the Son of the Underworld. ”
Seeing the Ten Kings in an official manner, Sun Wukong became impatient, and said unknowingly: "Sign up quickly, don't fight!"
King Qin Guang said: "I am King Qin Guang." ”
King Chujiang said: "King Chujiang." ”
After that, the Emperor of Song, the King of Guanguan, the King of Yama, the King of Equality, the King of Taishan, the King of the City, the King of Bian Cheng, and the King of the Wheel all reported their names one by one.
After hearing the names of the ten Hades Kings, Sun Wu's momentum immediately declined, and he asked politely: "Since you have ascended the throne, it is a spiritual manifestation and the like, why don't you know what to do?
King Chujiang bowed down and said, "The Immortal is angry. There are many people with the same name and surname all over the world, dare it be that the person who hooked the dead left by mistake?"
The temper is habitual, Sun Wukong saw the pus-like low voice of the ten kings, and immediately cocked his tail and said: "Nonsense, nonsense! As the saying goes: 'The officials are bad, but the people are not bad.'" 'Quickly take the book of life and death and show it to me!'
"Please go up to the immortal to enter the hall to check!" When the ten kings heard this, they bowed down and invited Sun Wukong to go up to the palace to check.
Sun Wukong said that he wanted to see the life and death, but the Ten Kings asked him to check it, which bred the monkey's arrogance even more, and he didn't put away the wishful stick, and went to the Senluo Palace, and sat down in the south in the middle.
The ten kings immediately ordered the judge in charge of the case to take out the book and check it, and the judge did not dare to slack off, so he went to the judge's room and took out five or six books and ten kinds of books.
Sun Wukong checked one by one, and there were no other names for the genera of nude insects, caterpillars, feather insects, insects, and scales. I also saw monkeys and the like, and it turned out that this monkey looked like a human being, and did not enter the name of a person, like a naked worm, and did not live in the border, like a beast, and did not subdue a unicorn, and like a bird, and was not subject to the jurisdiction of the phoenix, until the soul word No. 1350 was marked with his name.
Sun Wukong saw the book on the book: "Sun Wukong, a natural stone monkey, should live three hundred and one years old, and die well." ”
Seeing that there was his name in the book of life and death, Sun Wukong scratched his head and said: "I don't remember the number of lifespans, but the monkeys and monkeys just celebrated my three hundred and first birthday, and it is not false to want to come to this book." And just take the name!
The judge hurriedly picked up the pen and soaked it in thick ink. Sun Wukong took the book and ticked off all the monkeys and the like, but the famous.
After erasing the name of the famous monkey, Sun Wukong dropped the book and said: "It's over, it's over!
After Sun Wukong finished speaking, he lifted the golden hoop stick and walked straight out of the netherworld. (The original text is "All the way, out of the netherworld, the ten kings dare not get close, they all go to Cuiyun Palace, worship the Bodhisattva of the Tibetan King, discuss the opening table, and listen to the heavens, no problem", the ten Hades kings dare not get close, who else dares to stop him, can he be beaten? Although Sun Wukong often has nothing to do, he is not a psychopath)
Sun Wukong hit the city, suddenly stumbled on a straw rope, fell, woke up violently, looked around, and saw that he was still under the pine tree by the iron plate bridge, and couldn't help laughing: "It's really a dream of Nanke!"