Chapter 239: Losing to the point of wanting to shave
Before the words fell, I heard a click!
The crisp sound made Kunpeng's hand tremble, and he almost threw the teacup on the ground. It's not that the sound is scary, it's that the voice is too familiar to him!
As soon as Kunpeng and Ji Meng turned their heads, their eyes suddenly turned red!
I saw that the rabbit actually slapped Kunpeng's Haiyun Buddha Wood to smithereens! At that moment, the two of them only felt that their hearts were dripping blood...... Since Pangu opened the world, some seeds were formed only at the beginning of the division of heaven and earth. These seeds only grow a finger in billions of years!
And that table was two meters long! How many years did it take to form!
When the dead rabbit got it, he didn't cherish it, and he slapped it directly!
Both of their lips were trembling, apparently gritting their teeth......
Then the two of them saw the rabbit wave their hands, and the sea clouds and Buddha wood flew into the sky and turned into an element full of sky. Some of the strange energy contained inside was also released.
Qin Shou said in surprise: "Hey, there's something in there!"
Kunpeng Patriarch's heart moved, if this energy can be reused, it can be remedied!
But before he could speak, the rabbit muttered, "Don't waste it." Then the rabbit gulped down the energy in one gulp......
Patriarch Kunpeng's mouth that had just opened froze in place, and finally said with a wry smile: "Rabbit, is it delicious?"
Qin Shou clicked his lips and said, "It's okay." ”
Ji Meng clutched his chest and shouted, "Can you do it? Do you know what you're eating?"
"Alright...... Don't say it, it's distressing. Patriarch Kunpeng waved his hand and motioned for the rabbit to hurry up.
Qin Shou said: "What's the hurry, wait for me for a while, and you'll be fine right away." ”
Then Qin Shou waved his hand again, and the elements that filled the sky condensed again, turning into a green dragon and a white tiger statue.
Then Qin Shou scratched his head, he didn't seem to be very satisfied, and after looking around, he finally landed his eyes on a one-person tall tree in the corner of the main hall, this tree was extremely familiar to him, it turned out to be a ginseng fruit tree!
The moment Patriarch Kunpeng saw the rabbit and saw the ginseng fruit tree, his eyelids jumped obviously, and he subconsciously wanted to say, don't send it!
As a result, when he heard it, the rabbit just wanted to move the ginseng fruit tree to another place, so he agreed with a sigh.
Then Patriarch Kunpeng saw the rabbit running over and moved it with a huge flower pot.
At this time, everyone found that Qin Shou had a statue of the green dragon on his left and a statue of a white tiger on his right, and a ginseng fruit tree behind him, which looked extremely weird.
Ji Meng couldn't help but ask, "Rabbit, what are you doing here?"
Qin Shou raised his head proudly and said, "You can only play cards, but you don't know the doorway here." Look at me, I am a green dragon on the left, a white tiger on the right, and my back is against the fortune tree! The gods protect the body, it is difficult for me to lose today!haha...... You're going to sell panties!"
Ji Meng was stunned...... Then the expression on his face became extremely strange.
Patriarch Kunpeng was trembling, the teacup in his hand snapped and shattered, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Rabbit, you smashed the Haiyun Buddha Tree just to make such an auspicious picture?"
Qin Shou nodded as a matter of course and said, "Yes...... Belch...... Or else? Hiccup...... Uh, there's so much energy from that wood, I've been burping. ”
After hearing this, Patriarch Kunpeng said tremblingly: "Why didn't you say it earlier? I'll give you something else so that you can't smash it?"
Qin Shou said confidently: "You didn't say it, besides, didn't I ask you? What's wrong? Is it very expensive? If it's very expensive, why don't you say it? I don't have to ask for that table." Actually, a handful of dirt is all it takes. ”
When Patriarch Kunpeng heard this, he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood without being angry...... But in the end, I held back.
Ji Meng also had a dark face, and said: "Rabbit, you want a green dragon, a white tiger, and a fortune tree, and if you tell us no, it's over?
Qin Shou was stunned, he didn't expect that he would choose a table at random, which would be more valuable than the True Green Dragon and the White Tiger.
So Qin Shou leaned over and asked, "Are the first two alive you said?"
Ji Meng's expression froze instantly, the first two? That TM is the ancient god! and the ancestor of the same era as Nuwa! Arrest them? Are you crazy?
"Okay, okay, don't talk about it, let's play cards. Patriarch Kunpeng stood up in time to help Ji Meng end.
After Ji Meng snorted, he said, "Rabbit, I'm afraid that your totem won't be able to protect you today." ”
When Qin Shou heard this, he said arrogantly: "Impossible! Master Rabbit, I grew up watching others play cards." You've only been studying for a few days, and I'm going to win a Grand Slam today!"
Ji Meng snorted and stopped talking.
Patriarch Kunpeng smiled even more evilly............
From beginning to end, Fang Ya sat there quietly, with a long leg crossed, sitting there gently, sipping tea, watching Qin Shou toss there. There was no intention of stopping Qin Shou, and there was no intention of meddling.
Since it started, Qin Shou also reined in his mind and began to draw cards and play cards with full concentration......
At the beginning, Qin Shou was complacent and extremely confident.
But soon Qin Shou discovered that the bit of mahjong skill he had practiced the earth, in the face of these old monsters who didn't know how many years he had lived, was simply a rookie among rookies! That Ji Meng almost changed his tricks to win the cards, and Qin Shou lost more than half of the chips on the table in an instant......
"Rabbit, why are you still sweating? Are you afraid of losing?" Ji Meng smiled with a little smugness when he saw Qin Shou's aggrieved look.
Qin Shou said with a dark face: "You're just afraid of losing! Master Rabbit, I am the green dragon on the left, the white tiger on the right, and the fortune tree on my back, sooner or later, I will come to operate!"
Seeing that the rabbit had lost extremely miserably, Patriarch Kunpeng smiled indifferently: "Rabbit, with our strength, it is not a problem to change the time and space of an area. It seems that it took three days to study, but if we really want to, we can turn three days into three years, thirty years, 30,000 years, and 300,000 years.
Mortals can only think about one thing at a moment, but we can think about what happened to all living beings under the vast starry sky for a moment, and deduce countermeasures.
Although this mahjong is a bit complicated for mortals, for us, we can see through all his changes at a glance.
This mahjong game is like a chess game, we have already seen through the past and the future, how do you win?"
Qin Shou was dumbfounded...... He had forgotten about it.
To put it simply, the brains of these old monsters are like supercomputers, and mahjong is a poor algorithm, they just need to sit there and seriously deduce for a while, and the various ways of mahjong are instantly familiar with each other. Forget it, when everyone is playing cards, Qin Shou is really careful to remember the cards, and he can even calculate the possibility of more than a dozen cards. And these old guys sit there, glance at it, basically can push out all the cards of the position, how to win the most cost-effective!
After doing this, Qin Shou subconsciously touched his buttocks, and then remembered that he didn't even have underwear...... Do you have to shave your hair in the end?