Two hundred and sixty-five catch the fat man
After the meal, they went back to their respective homes.
Yan Lanxi: "I'm going to pick up materials." Dandan, let's go. β
In a flash of golden light, the master disappeared. Xue Cheng didn't even have time to ask, didn't you have a Sunday today?
Master is busy, she is also very busy, she has to cultivate diligently, she has to write exercises, create spells, and hone her White Shadow Fruit Knife......
Jiang Lin father and son.
Jiang Lin: "Do you still want to go to Sanda class in the afternoon?"
Jiang Xue: "If Dad is here, I will take half a day off." β
"It's a bad habit to ask for leave, go, Dad will send you to class today. β
Jiang Xue: "Thank you, Dad." β
Jiang Lin smiled: "If you have something on your mind, just say it, don't hold it back, you have grown up." β
"Daddy, you...... Do you want to get back together with your mother?"
Jiang Lin looked at the backward scenery outside the window: "No, I'm in love with her again." β
In other words, there was a time when Dad didn't love Mom. Will loving someone change? This is an adult world that teenager Jiang Xue cannot understand.
"What about Aunt Guo?"
Jiang Lin looked at his son: "Xiaoxue, you have to remember that people live and strive for their goals, reap their own successes, and bear the consequences of their own failures." As for others, we have their own destiny to arrange, and we don't need to worry about it. β
Jiang Xue looked at her father, a little unfamiliar, and a little new. He wants to ask, Guo Xiaomeng, who you want to abandon now, is just like you abandoned your mother back then, letting her struggle in her fate without the slightest pity and nostalgia?
Jiang Xue, as the son of man, did not ask in the end.
Jiang Lin and his son cooked and ate together, Jiang Xue asked her father if she invited her mother over, and Jiang Lin said no.
Today's Jiang Lin is more proficient in the way of the imperial woman, and he is free to use women's desires, and he has enough time with Xue Cheng today, and one more is too much. He wants to make her fall in love with him again, and fall in love with her again.
......
Xue Cheng finished his cultivation before dawn, returned to his residence, made sixty buckets of popcorn, left ten buckets for Master, Jiang Xue and Dandan, and packed the rest into two boxes, and after making breakfast and eating, he went to sell popcorn. Before going out, use the fishing phone to compare the appearance of yesterday and modify the appearance.
Holding the two large boxes, Xue Cheng couldn't see the road in front of her, but even if she didn't use mental power, she could sense the road conditions in front of her, and the monk's five senses were keen, and falling into the uncovered well and crashing into the person in front of her did not exist.
When Xue Cheng appeared in the grove with the box, the crowd was stunned at first, and then frantically rushed over.
Xue Cheng called on his spiritual power and said: "Go to the stone table in the grove to line up, anyone who does not queue up is not eligible to buy popcorn." Although the voice was not loud, everyone at the scene heard it clearly.
Some people hula ran to the grove, and some people didn't believe in the rules and surrounded Xue Cheng. Holding up more than 77 likes in the WeChat circle of your mobile phone, you have to buy it immediately.
If you don't follow my rules, you still want to buy Linglong dim sum! Xue Cheng strode forward with the box, anyway, the big box blocked her key parts, and with her strength, hundreds of mortals couldn't stop it.
The people who stood in front of them were losing ground one after another, because there were people in front of them, left and right, thinking that everyone was working together to push forward, and they didn't think about how strong a young woman would be.
As for the stampede, there is Xue Cheng's current spiritual power guarding a radius of fifty meters, and it will not appear, and those who don't understand the rules should let them slowly understand the rules.
Soon squeezed into the stone table in the grove, Xue Cheng put the box on the stone table, and the stone table was crowded with people again, and the crowd that was originally crooked and queuing up was crowded together with the people who squeezed in.
Xue Cheng: "I repeat, line up, with this eldest sister as the leader, the first person in the queue will stand in this position in the future, and in turn, those who do not line up will not be eligible to buy." She fished out her phone, "Give you ten minutes, if you squeeze into a ball again, I won't sell it today, close the stall in advance, go home and eat popcorn by yourself." β
Someone hurriedly squeezed behind the eldest sister, but the crowd was still chaotic, and there was a crowd behind the eldest sister. There are also people who don't believe in evil, and they still surround Xue Cheng.
Xue Cheng: "Since you don't follow my rules, I will only sell one bucket today, eldest sister, I see the likes of your circle of friends." β
The eldest sister was ready, and quickly held up the phone to Xue Cheng to see, and more than a hundred likes were liked.
Xue Cheng: "Are you cash or > eldest sister: "Cash cash, my change is ready, forty-eight is just right." After eating your popcorn, my son said it was the most comfortable on his eyes, more than any eye drops. β
"Thank you, thank you for the review. Xue Cheng accepted forty-eight yuan in cash, took out a cup of popcorn from the box and handed it to the eldest sister. Then cover the box, pick it up and go.
Someone immediately blocked the way: "You can't go, I've been waiting all morning!"
Some agreed, and some cursed.
Xue Cheng ignored it and squeezed out with the box, no one could stop her.
She just squeezed into the grove and out of the grove, killing back and forth, no one stopped her steps, and the screaming behind her couldn't stop it.
Walking to the side of the road, an abrupt voice suddenly came from behind me: "Let me see, what kind of popcorn has so much personality!"
Fat brother!
Xue Cheng's heart froze, and he suddenly looked back, the big fat man who was three hundred pounds, not four hundred pounds now, was occupying the passage of three people by himself, and walked on the sidewalk. The two familiar thin men behind him followed suit.
The fat man saw the girl who sold popcorn in a box that was consistent with the one circulating on the Internet, and was about to step forward to tease a few words with a smile, when he was suddenly startled.
This is the female devil! A person's appearance can be changed, but the eyes cannot be disguised. This look had awakened him from his dreams many times lately.
The big fat man was so frightened that he almost fell, turned around and ran. But his body was too bloated, and before he could turn around, he was caught up by Xue Cheng and kicked him to the ground.
The two big boxes in Xue Cheng's hand, one in the hands of a thin man: "Hug me well, if you dare to drop it, I will beat this big fat man." As he spoke, he reached out and pulled up the fat ears of the big fat man and lifted them up.
"Hey, sister, sister, you tap, I'll get up by myself!" the big fat man screamed again and again.
Knowing the virtue of this fat man, Xue Cheng's strength in his hand did not decrease at all, and he dragged him up from the ground.
In order to prevent his ears from being dragged off by this violent witch, the big fat man quickly got up.
"Let's go, follow me to the Master. "This time, Xue Cheng should take a good look at this guy, his spatial spirit body will play a vital role in Master's return to his hometown in the future.
The big fat man rolled his eyes, and caught a glimpse of the policeman patrolling the roadside, and said in his heart, Witch, do you think that this is the same as the poor countryside in Guhuai County, which allows you to mess around, this is the imperial capital, and the public security is better than anywhere in China.
"Hey, Uncle Policeman, help, this woman is beating people in the street!" the big fat man shouted.
The crowd of onlookers who didn't buy popcorn happened to come over to join in the fun. Two patrolmen were not far away, and when they heard the shouting, they came over: "What's the matter?"
The big fat man screamed: "This woman is beating people on the street, the police uncle is saving me, my ears are going to be pulled out!"
Xue Cheng still clung to the big fat man's ears and didn't let go: "Don't listen to the big fat man's nonsense, this is a scumbag, he plays with feelings, cheats money and sex, I finally found him today, I must give me an explanation." β
If it's a fight, it's easy to deal with, but if it's an emotional dispute, things get troublesome.
The two patrol officers glanced at each other, and one asked Xue Cheng: "This lady, what do you like about this gentleman?
Xue Cheng tugged at the fat man's ears and said sadly: "Isn't it that I was deceived by a handsome man, and I want to find an ugly and honest and reliable person to entrust for life, but who would have thought that the handsome one is unreliable, and the ugly one is also unreliable." What kind of man is reliable, you say?"
Xue Cheng said that it was not groundless to be deceived by a handsome person, Jiang Lin is a beautiful man, but she was so miserable to deceive, so the performance of real feelings is very convincing.
The older patrol officer smiled: "You really asked me, there are many reliable men in the world, and there are also scumbags, you have to keep your eyes open and you will definitely find happiness." β
Xue Cheng: "Thank you, this fat man still owes me 60,000 yuan, and the feelings I paid, I want him to pay it back." β
The big fat man shouted: "Uncle policeman, you can't listen to and believe partially, this is a witch, she forced me to apprentice and learn demon law, I would rather die than obey!"
The policeman laughed: "Brother, have you seen too much? This girl is a good person, a big fat man like you can find this kind of girl, cherish it." Then he waved his hand to the crowd of onlookers and said, "Disperse, everyone." β
Two patrolmen went to patrol the street.
Xue Cheng thanked him again and again, the big fat man had nothing to love.
After the police walked away, Xue Cheng said to the crowd: "Give everyone another chance to buy Linglong dim sum, after today, Linglong popcorn will not be sold in the imperial capital, and those who want to eat it will go to Guhuai County to buy it in the future." If you want to buy it today, please line up from south to north with this piece of brick along the sidewalk. "Selling popcorn is to attract big fat people, and since people are here, she naturally doesn't have to sell food illegally on the street.
Although Xue Cheng's voice clearly reached everyone's ears, the amount of information was too large, and many people did not react for a while, but there were also those who reacted quickly, swishing to the first square brick, and the square bricks behind were quickly occupied, and a long line formed on the side of the road.
Xue Cheng poked a finger at the big fat man, and the big fat man suddenly went limp and sat on the ground.
She beckoned two skinny men to come over and help sell popcorn.
The big fat man had the heart to call his brother with his mobile phone, but after being poked by this witch, he couldn't even take out his mobile phone with a soft hand.
The people in line repeatedly asked Xue Cheng what he meant by what he just said, and the answers they got were all "literal".
Attached to the popcorn was immediately called the best popcorn on the Internet.
But some people clearly understand the meaning of Xue Cheng's words, Guhuai County, Linglong dim sum, some people know.
After selling popcorn, Xue Cheng took the big fat man home.
Yan Lanxi received a call from Xue Cheng and came back soon.
The big fat man cried and made trouble: "I don't want to apprentice, don't worship you two murderers as teachers!"
Xue Cheng slapped him on the fat head and said: "Don't talk nonsense, it's your third junior brother lying on the bed, now he is completely well, and he is also in the imperial capital, and you can meet when he comes out in two days." β
Shi Yongming came to the imperial capital and slept for half a night before being swept away by sweeping # Huang Dafei, it is estimated that he has all the adventures in the guards at this time, and he may come out in the middle stage of qi refining.
Yan Lanxi sat on the sofa, looked at the big fat man and said, "I'm too fat, I want to lose weight, after losing weight, you write him an exercise." β
Writing exercises, Xue Cheng is no longer able to fight, now calculate, how much exercises she owes. Shi Yongming's follow-up exercises, the spirit beast exercises of the chickens, the exercises of the dark clouds, and the newly accepted exercises of the dancing idiot and the ghost cultivator......
Xue Cheng knew that for fat people, losing weight could not be lost indiscriminately, she needed to understand the fat man's living habits first, and then formulate a reasonable weight loss plan for him.
What the big fat man hates most is to lose weight, and he definitely can't just fall into the hands of these two mad demons. Since the hard ones can't work, let's take a roundabout tactic.
"Master, senior sister, since you want me to learn art from the two of you, I always have to tell my parents and brother at home. β
This reason is reasonable, and after some negotiations, Xue Cheng followed the big fat man to visit his parents and brothers.
They took the big fat man's special car back to the big fat man's villa.
But none of the big fat man's owners were at home, only a few servants were cleaning.
The big fat man smiled and said, "Why don't you stay at my house first, wait for my parents to come back, and then talk to my parents about my apprenticeship?" He presumably Xue Cheng didn't have time to spend with him, as long as this woman didn't stare at him, he would have a chance to escape.
The master finally found the apprentice of this space spirit body, Xue Cheng would never allow this guy to slip away again, and after feeling it, the aura of the fat man's family was okay, so he nodded and said, "Okay, I'll wait at your house today, what about your room, I'll go sleep for a while, don't come to disturb me." β
When the fat man heard this, he was overjoyed, this witch thought that she was in her own house, and she would not escape, it was too naΓ―ve. After locking her in the room later, he immediately slipped away, this time hiding abroad.
The big fat man respectfully led Xue Cheng into his room, and let Xue Cheng use everything in the entire room, including the bathroom, at will.
Xue Cheng nodded with satisfaction and said, "Well, that's good, you can go out." β
The big fat man hastened out of the door, went downstairs, and told the servant to hurry up and get the key and lock the door of his room from the outside.
Xue Cheng sat down by the floor-to-ceiling window of the big fat man's room, waved his hand, and released the bearded man: "Keep an eye on that big fat man, don't let him walk out of this house for half a step." β
Finally able to come out and let off steam, the beautiful bearded man happily went on a mission.
In the jade wrench, Wumo transmitted the voice to Xue Cheng through the contract: "The slave family also wants to serve the master." "She was originally a dancing girl who sold herself into an official eunuch's family, and she didn't have any sense of compulsion at all for Xue Cheng's master, and she was even better trained than the few chickens on the farm who only had a sense of democracy. Those chickens negotiated with Xue Cheng for a long time for a title, and under the coercion of Linglong Food, they agreed not to call Xue Cheng Chef Niang, but Senior Sister.
It's been a few days since he put Wumo into the jade wrench, and Xue Cheng doesn't have the time or ability to write exercises and spells suitable for ghost cultivation, so although this ghost cultivator has the cultivation of the foundation building period, he really has no combat power except for the instinctive release of yin power.
Xue Cheng also released Wumo and told her not to show up to scare mortals, so he began to cultivate.