Chapter 418: Antiy Conference
The Jade Emperor faced the monkey "The emperor will take turns to do it, and he will come to my house next year", abdicate and let him go, otherwise he will stir up the remarks that the heavenly palace will never be peaceful, and he didn't say anything, in addition to reflecting his profound imperial skills, there is also a strong disdain for monkeys.
He is a congenital god, when the heavens and the earth first opened, he had spiritual wisdom, cultivated the way of heaven, cultivated 1,750 yuanhui, and relied on the strongest and greatest backer behind him to barely sit on the position of heaven and earth. In this way, the gods of his subordinates often give him small shoes to wear, and a three-hundred-year-old Taiyi monkey spirit actually asked him to abdicate, which is simply a big joke, and the interface is simply insulting his identity!
Rulai was also shocked by the monkey's arrogant remarks, and said after a while: "In addition to the method of immortal change, what can you dare to say about occupying the Heavenly Palace?"
The monkey held his head high and said, "I have more means! I have seventy-two changes, and I will never grow old." can drive somersault clouds, a hundred and eight thousand miles. How can you not sit in the sky?"
Rulai lowered his head and thought about it, and said: "I'll make a bet with you: if you have the ability, a somersault out of my right palm, count you as a winner, and you don't have to use the sword to fight hard, then invite the Jade Emperor to live in the west and let you in the Heavenly Palace; ”
The monkey didn't know the power of the Buddha country in the palm of the Buddhist's hand, and saw Rulai's round head and big face, with a compassionate face, then he knew that he was the kind of rebel, and he didn't think about letting him go at all, but just lured him into the trap, and believed it and said with a secret smile: "This Rulai is very stupid! Lao Sun, I went to 108,000 miles with a somersault, and his palm was less than a foot in radius, how could he not jump out?"
The monkey was afraid that he would regret it, so he hurriedly asked, "In that case, can you make an assertion?"
Rulai smiled and said: "Do it! Do it!" added in his heart, take you Taiyi Golden Immortal, it's just a matter of turning over the palm, if you are not afraid that you can't beat it, a somersault cloud runs away, how can you use such trouble? Slap him half to death!
After thinking about the strategy, he stretched out his right hand, which was the size of a lotus leaf, shining with golden light, which was the real palm of the Buddha.
The monkey took the wishful stick, shook his spirit, put his body upright, stood in the palm of the Buddha's hand, and said: "I'll go out!" After speaking, it was a somersault, all the way, without a shadow and invisible.
Chen Xian launched his eyes to check, and saw that the monkey windmill wheels were generally rotating in the palm of Rulai's hand, although it was advancing, but in Rulai's hand, it was just an ant crawling.
The monkey was flying in a somersault, and suddenly saw five flesh-red pillars, supporting a stream of green energy. He said to himself, "This is the end of the road." If I go back this time, if I come to testify, Lingxiao Palace will definitely be my seat. ”
When the monkey said this, all the immortals saw it, and he stood by the finger of Nyolai, but he was in the palm of his hand, and he could not see the gods.
The monkey was about to return, but he thought about it and said, "Wait, wait for me to leave some marks, so that I can testify with Rulai." Immediately plucked a hair, blew the fairy breath, and called "change!" turned into a tube of thick ink and double millimeter pen, and wrote a line of big characters on the middle pillar: "Monkey King, come here." ”
When the monkey finished writing, he collected the hair. I was relaxed, and suddenly I felt the urge to urinate, so I sprinkled a bubble of monkey urine under the root of the first pillar.
The monkey was outside the Lingxiao Palace, and the water was released with a water gun in front of the heavenly immortals in the palm of his hand, which was simply speechless.
Chen Xian looked at Rulai's face, and saw that the head of Buddhism had a twitching face, but he didn't directly pinch the monkey to death with one palm.
"Being urinated on the real body is more embarrassing than urinating on the clay statue of gold, if it weren't for the great significance of the monkey to Buddhism, it would definitely be shot to death by the Buddha! However, the monkey is also a capital crime can be avoided, and the living crime is inescapable, pressed under the Five Elements Mountain, bending and stretching, three meals a day, copper juice as wine, iron pills as rice. Why bother!" After the monkey got on the palm of Rulai's hand, Chen Xian sighed, the monkey is not saved, and a sad urge is coming.
The monkey flipped the somersault cloud, and after a while, he returned to the starting point, and Rulai also let go of the heaven of the Buddha kingdom in his palm, and showed the big face of the round cake in front of the monkey.
The monkey stood in the palm of his hand and said in a loud voice, "I have gone, and now I have come." You teach the Jade Emperor to let the Heavenly Palace and me. ”
As soon as the monkey spoke, he remembered the monkey urine in his hand, and he became angry and scolded: "I have taken you urine monkey!
The monkey didn't know that he had been flying in the palm of the Buddha's hand, and he didn't come out of the palm of the Buddha, and said, "You don't know." I went to the end of the sky, and saw five flesh-red pillars, supporting a breath of green energy, I will keep a note there, do you dare to go with me to see it?"
Rulai's face darkened and said, "Don't go away, you just look down at yourself." ”
The monkey opened his round eyes and looked down, and when he looked down, it turned out that the middle finger of the Buddha's right hand was written "Monkey King, come here." He was taken aback and said, "Strange thing! Strange thing! I wrote this word on the pillar of heaven, but how could it be on his finger? I don't believe it, I don't believe it!
The monkey knew that he had encountered a bullish character, and he was about to jump out in a hurry, but the Buddha turned his palm and pounced, pushing the monkey king out of the West Heavenly Gate, turning his five fingers into five mountains of metal, wood, water, fire and earth, calling the name "Five Elements Mountain", and easily suppressing him.
Seeing that the monkey was suppressed, all the thunder gods, Ah Da and Ka Ye, clasped their palms together and praised: "Good! There is no emigration to the victory after ten thousand catastrophes, and once there is a spirit of dispersion. deceived the heavens and thought of a high position, and Ling Sheng stole Dan and was incest. Evil is full of retribution, and I don't know when I will turn over. ”
If you come to subdue the demon monkey, you will call Ah Da and Jia Ye to turn to the Western Elysium together, at this time, the two heavenly generals wearing the armor of the marshal of the Tianhe Navy rushed out of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, but they were the two generalissimos of Feipeng and Tianyou, only to see the two marshals said: "Please stay less, my lord is coming." ”
"I remember that Tianpeng was degraded, and I don't know who these two marshals are, which one is Tianyou?" Seeing these two gold-armored generals, Chen Xian touched his chin and thought about it, the monkey made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, he had seen it a few times, and remembered that it was Tianpeng and Tianyou who went out of the temple to stay in the Buddha, he was thinking, Tianpeng was demoted, and I don't know who took office.
If you come to hear that the Jade Emperor is coming, you will look back and look at the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and see the Jade Emperor riding the eight scenery of the Jiuguang Treasure Cover, surrounded by a group of immortals, singing the Xuange Divine Chapter, throwing the treasure light fragrant flowers, and the honor guard is extraordinary to walk the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
The Jade Emperor drove until Rulai, and the Jade Emperor got up and thanked him: "Duomeng Dafa has collected the demons and evils, and I hope that if you come to stop for one less day, please make a feast for a while." ”
Chen Xian knew that the banquet in the mouth of the Jade Emperor was the Antiy Conference, and the monkey was going to struggle to escape from the Five Elements Mountain, but he was pressed to the ground by Rulai with a golden sticker with a six-character mantra, and he could not react for five or six hundred years.