Chapter 26: Nature's Legend of the Wind Riding a Pig

"Senior sister, you are so beautiful today!" Qingfeng's eyes were blurred, and he smiled evilly, and his bottom swelled unconsciously.

"Senior brother, you!" Mingyue was extremely ashamed, and in an instant she understood that it must have been Tang Sen who made the ghost, "Stinky monk, what did you eat for my senior brother?"

"What can there be, it's just a few bowls of lotus root soup. Townsend picked up a spoon and scooped a spoonful of soup into the pot, sniffed it, and said, "It's so fragrant." ”

As he spoke, Qingfeng's face turned even redder, and his eyes were about to burst into flames.

He has always been obsessed with this junior sister, and he has a trace of evil thoughts, but he hides it in his heart on weekdays, but today he ate this tiger whip soup and his yang qi skyrocketed, and his courage also increased a lot.

Once this aphrodisiac is excessive, the effect is similar to drinking two catties of two pots.

The breeze swooped down, like a tiger descending the mountain, rushing towards the bright moon, a posture that was about to knock the bright moon down.

"Ahh

"Bold and lewd, thief, dare to offend the fairy, see that the poor monk will not accept you today. ”

Tang Sen flew up and kicked Qingfeng five or six meters away.

"Fairy Bright Moon, are you okay?" Tang Sen teleported and grabbed Mingyue Willow's waist.

It's so comfortable, the fairy's waist is just different.

Tang Sen looked like he was enjoying it, and touched Mingyue's little waist.

Mingyue was stunned by his senior brother, and didn't notice Tang Sen's small movements at all, and when he reacted, Tang Sen had already stopped.

Qingfeng was sobered up a little by this kick, and couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat thinking about what he had just done.

If Master had known, he would have been sent to the eighteenth layer of hell.

"Demon monk, what did you eat for Poor Dao?" Qingfeng was not stupid, and after thinking about it, he immediately knew that it was Tang Sen who did it.

"What else can I give you to eat, and I didn't ask you to eat, but you were not satisfied with eating a bowl by yourself and wanted to have another bowl, and I didn't care about the birds. Townsend spoke, squinting at the breeze.

"Okay, you demon monk, watch the fight. Qingfeng pulled out the three-foot green peak on his waist, his body jumped, and the cold light between the swords flashed, stabbing towards Tang Sen.

"Little Taoist, what do you mean by this? My master treats you with delicious food and drink, why do you harm my master!" The golden hoop stick stopped halfway, and Sun Wukong bared his teeth and grinned.

"Dead monkey, are you looking for death?" Qingfeng was red-eyed, and he didn't know who he was talking to.

"Hmph~ Even if the Jade Emperor Lao'er comes, he doesn't dare to talk to my grandson like this, what are you, my grandson has endured you for a long time. ”

Sun Wukong was on fire, and swept the breeze out with a stick.

"Ah, senior brother, are you okay?" Mingyue looked worried, wanting to help Qingfeng.

However, Qingfeng pushed Mingyue away and ran away with a whoosh.

"Ahh~"

Immediately after, there was a loud cry of the breeze, and the medicinal effect of the Demon Tiger Whip spread in full force, and his underside was swollen, and his pants were almost thrown away.

Shhh

Qingfeng's clothes were in tatters, his whole body was red, as if he was on fire, and he ran in Wuzhuang Temple, trying to use running to eliminate the medicinal power.

"It's useless, the soup made by the poor monk is something you can dissolve. Townsend spoke.

The master and apprentice and Mingyue have been following Qingfeng, what he does is naturally clear, Mingyue saw that his senior brother was naked, and immediately blushed and quickly turned his head.

"Haha, what a little girl, and ashamed. ”

"Stinky monk, rascal. ”

"The poor monk doesn't care about you. ”

Tang Sen disappeared with a teleport, and went to find a solution with Qingfeng.

"Hey, there it is. Tang Sen teleported back again and shouted to Qingfeng: "Qingfeng Dao Chief, the poor monk has found a solution for you, there is a sow in the back mountain." ”

"Dead monk, you wait for me. Breeze ignored it and kept running.

However, the more he ran, the more his body temperature rose, and he was about to explode.

"Hey, don't say it, the sow is white and pure, with fine skin and tender meat, and is very docile, and is in estrus, just waiting for you to appease it. Townsend continued.

As soon as these words reached Qingfeng's ears, the taste suddenly changed, and in his mind, the sow transformed into a white and pure beauty, looking at him affectionately at this time, and a little shy, waiting for him to pity.

"Dead monks can't spare you. Qingfeng shouted with the last shred of reason, and finally rushed towards the back mountain like a cannonball.

"Ah, senior brother won't really go to the pig! Mingyue muttered to herself, trembling with fright.

"What do you mean, fairy? This is discrimination against pigs, and pigs can't be with people?"

Zhu Bajie was not happy, and looked at Mingyue Dao angrily, he hated racial discrimination the most.

"That's not what I meant, Master said that all beings are equal, it's okay. Mingyue explained, even more flustered, not knowing what she was talking about.

"That's pretty much it, huh. Zhu Bajie's nose was crooked, the pig's head was tilted, and he was full of confidence.

Qingfeng killed in the backyard, he had lost his mind, he was about to burst below, his eyes were bloodshot, and under the guidance of Tang Sen, he finally found the big sow.

He rode on the sow with one heel and did what Zhu Bajie liked the most.

“1234,5678。 2234,5678。 3234,4578... Come on, you are the best, you must be neat and your legs steady. The pace is up and the unbeaten run continues. ”

Tang Sen cheered for the breeze, that excitement, fairy child riding a pig, rare in the world.

"System, is there a camera or something, give me one. Townsend said.

...

Swish!

Tang Sen has an extra SLR in his hand, and he doesn't care if it's worth it or not, this situation must be kept as a souvenir.

Click, click, click...

He teleported and photographed from all angles to capture the moment.

Man-pig war, wild sketching, surging passion.

"Ding, congratulations to the host for triggering the hidden quest and obtaining the title of photography master, rewarding 500 experience points. The voice of the system rang out.

"I'm rubbing, it's okay like this. "Tang Sen is so happy that he still won a title for fooling around, it's so interesting.

He worked harder, teleporting and attacking, and every shooting angle was carefully considered, striving to restore the most primitive, wildest, most exciting, and most realistic battle pictures.

"Damn, Master, I'm awesome. ”

"Master, I adore you so much~"

"Master, can you not be so dazzling and compare my old pig. ”

"You are a bunch of scum, of course Master is the most scummy, don't want to hold it. ”

A few apprentices finally relieved their anger, this Qingfeng thought that he was high, thinking that with Zhen Yuanzi's support, he couldn't put them in his eyes, and his nostrils opened to the sky.

If it weren't for Tang Sen who kept pulling them, he would have split the corpse of Qingfeng a long time ago, and now it's okay, the master is worthy of being the master, and he has his own way to resolve it, and he worships Tang Sen for a while, and he is shocked.

Mingyue had already fled, and her senior brother actually rode a pig, and she felt that her face was dull when she was spread out and lost to the dead in the future.

Thirty minutes later, Qingfeng retreated from the battlefield and surrendered.

"Dead monk, I will never die with you. After a thousand miles of fresh wind, he finally regained his senses, and he was so angry that he gritted his teeth, and he wanted to bite out all his teeth.