Chapter 204: I'm Just Maoduo!
"Look, we must find the source of that strange sound wave!"
At the headquarters of the Special Security Bureau in the capital, Chen Mingzhi gave an order in a serious tone, "If you can spread the sound to such a large area in an instant, the owner of the voice is definitely not simple!"
Just last night, all the monks in the coastal area of the East China Sea suddenly heard the voice of a certain guy scolding "stupid", and the dirty words were still one after another, and the tone was simply fragrant.
What's more, the guy also scolded all night, and he didn't know what kind of species could have so much lung capacity and energy.
You said that the other party has this ability, and instead of focusing on cultivation, he used it to scold his mother...... Tsk, there must be something wrong with it!
The special security bureau on the Shencheng side went out overnight to search everywhere, but failed to find the source of the sound.
It may be that the distance is too far, or it may be that the other party is really well hidden.
At the same time, Yang Xi, who was on the Yellow Mountain, ended the necessary meditation and cultivation every day, checked the homework of the two apprentices, opened his mobile phone on a whim, and logged in to the Book of Mountains and Seas.
Due to the development and construction of the official help some time ago, a new signal tower has now been erected on Huangshan, so it has become easier to surf the Internet in the deep mountains, if anyone gets lost in the mountains again, a phone call to the police will be, and then the police uncle can be arrested and imprisoned.
It's just that Yang Xi has also made significant changes to the magic circles of Tiandu Peak and Yuping Peak recently, with the power of human immortals, these two mountains can be said to have completely fallen under his control, whether it is a signal or something else, he can only enter after nodding.
It is conceivable that with the passage of time in the future, Yang Xi's control over the Yellow Mountain as a whole will be even stronger, and the entire seventy-two peaks of the Yellow Mountain will become his real dojo.
Temporarily opened the channel, Yang Xi connected to the Internet, clicked into the section of the Shanhai Book for internal personnel to communicate, and watched the popular post - "Shocked, Donghai is shocked to bring a senior brother!The mouth is fragrant, the fragrance is pervasive, and countless people can't sleep!"
Well, I don't know who led the headline style, making every post look like it came out of UC.
Yang Xi calmly finished reading the content, and then touched his chin and pondered, "...... of the East China Sea"
He naturally knows that the "whim" thing can only be achieved if it has something to do with him, otherwise he can't find him when it comes to cause and effect.
"Is there anything in the East China Sea that I can't talk to?"
Yang Xi calculated a hexagram with some doubts, and only came to the conclusion that there was something there that was related to him, but it was not a big deal.
The result is not bad or bad, it is very bland.
This also means that even if Yang Xi turns his head and ignores it, his future development will not have much impact on him.
But since this person is curious, he can't learn to be a gentleman, and he really doesn't care.
"Could it be that there is a Taoist friend and baby in the East China Sea waiting to turn around for me?" Yang Xi remembered a stalk he had seen and was happy, "That's it, fly to the East China Sea in a few days and go around, anyway, it's not far away." ”
People and immortals fly away, and it is not a problem to circle around the entire Huaguo at the end of the day, and Huangshan and the East China Sea are just separated by a Jianghuai Province.
He's not in a hurry.
Shanghai.
Tachibana woke up from a coma in pain.
"Damn, who gave the cat master the sleeping black tea? What did they do to me while I was asleep!"
The first time he opened his eyes, the big orange raised his hind legs and glanced at it, and found that the eggs were still there, and the chrysanthemums were not in full bloom, so he breathed a sigh of relief.
"The innocence is still there, it's okay, it's okay. ”
"No, you're innocent," a voice came from the side, giving Tachibana a heavy blow, "I saw him touch you when you let that man in!"
"How can you say that I am not innocent out of thin air!"
It opened its mouth to summon An Bei to swim over, but when it raised its eyes, it found that it had left the previous room and was locked in a small steel cage.
"Who caught the cat!" "Big Tachibana was furious.
Wasn't it playing a game of "you touch me, I'll scratch you" with Old Man Xie in front of it? Why did it just run around the garden after playing, and then suddenly lost consciousness and was locked up?
Could it be because it urinated in the garden when it was walking around? No, it didn't notice anyone around!
"I didn't expect the people of the Xie family to be so serious, I had to be locked up and trained when I peed under the tree......"
The more he thought about it, the more he felt that it made sense, and he muttered in a depressed mood, "I knew it earlier, and I held it back......"
"It's not the reason why you defecate in the open!" the big yellow dog next to him, who was locked in another cage, told him, "Someone deliberately caught us!"
"Who are they? They want to sell youkai?" Hearing this, Tachibana also noticed that the atmosphere around him was a little wrong, and several youkai were locked in an iron cage, looking like they had been drained.
I don't know what I thought, Da Tang whispered: "Is it to pick yang to supplement yin?"
"By the way, how did you get here?"
The big yellow dog told him, "I was wandering outside, but I ended up digging through the garbage cans and getting caught." ”
"I thought it was the police, so I didn't dare to resist, but I was knocked unconscious and brought over after a while, and I came a little earlier than you. ”
"What about the other beasts?"
"We're pretty much the same, and we're going to get caught and sent here. A slightly vicissitudes of tabby cat said, "Those people ...... Not good. They smoke the blood of youkai, but fortunately, they haven't killed us yet......"
Tabby let out a long sigh, "That bearded lewd man kicked me. ”
Big Orange's eyes narrowed, and he realized that things were not simple.
It squatted up and grabbed the iron railing, and said with a shy belly: "I originally thought that the people of Shencheng lived on the coast of the East China Sea, and they must have high quality, high morality, and high literary talents, but I didn't expect that under the light of the red sun, there would be a violation of racial unity......
Report, must report!
"Don't be afraid, I'm here to save you!"
Da Tachibana learned about the situation of "he was caught by the villain", and saw that his companions around him were half-dead, and he was proud in his heart, and he wanted to learn from the characters in the game to save this ruined battle.
"What's the use of you being fat?" said the big yellow dog, "I shouldn't have been greedy for freedom, and I postponed turning myself in...... It's better to go to jail than to die. ”
It doesn't have a login authentication, and it's just afraid that it won't be subsidized if it dies.
"And you don't have a key, how do you get out of the cage?"
Big Orange looked at him with disdain, "Haven't you heard that cats are made of water?"
"Just an iron cage, can you stop me?"
It pouted its ass and began to slam desperately at the cracks between the railings, its features deformed, and the fat on its face was squeezed to the side.
Fortunately, after tossing for a while, it finally squeezed its head out.
"Damn," Rhubarb next to him stared at a pair of dog-eyed surprised, "You actually came out." ”
Big orange smiled proudly, "I can't think of it, I'm just hairy!"
"I'll tell you, there's a common saying for cats, and that's - as long as the head goes out, the body can go out!"
Big Orange smiled wickedly at the corners of his mouth, and then continued to squeeze out hard, trying to get the whole cat out.
"You seem to be stuck. Rhubarb was also looking forward to its performance, but it turned out that the big orange expression that only poked out his head gradually lost control, and changed from Zhizhu in his hand to angry and corrupt.
In the end, the cat and pig kicked on both feet and hit the street.
Only the head was stuck in the middle of the railing.
"It seems that you are not Maoduo, you are really fat. Rhubarb looked at it sadly, only feeling that his pig teammates were unreliable, and he died here after all.
"Alas, let's lose weight in the next life. The onlookers spoke one after another, asking the big orange to eat less.
"Squeak—"
The sound of the door pushing sounded, and Liu Sanshi walked in with a big rooster that was only out of breath.
When the monsters saw this, how could they not know that this human had already resorted to more murderous means against them?
The big rooster is clearly exhausted!
"Brother Chicken, you died so miserably!" Some little monsters couldn't control their tears on the spot, "It's a pity that you have only lived for two and a half years, and you have suffered such a fate......"
"It's all too beautiful to hurt you!"
The monster who came early witnessed the scene of Liu Sanshi catching chickens - this person was originally selected among a bunch of small monsters, and he didn't know who to cut first, but because the big rooster was too beautiful, he was targeted.
"Why did this cat get out?"
Liu Sanshi didn't care about the sound of crying dad and shouting mother, and saw the big orange stuck in the neck at first sight.
Then, he remembered Xie Zhang's entrustment, thinking that since this cat spirit wanted to run, then he should strike first, and the accident would happen after a long delay!
He threw away the dead chicken essence and raised his hand to grab the big orange.
The big orange trembled, but its claws were not easy to move.
It closed its eyes and decided to accept the insult of fate.
"You'll be a little lighter. Da Tang couldn't help but ask Liu Sanshi.
Liu Sanshi just got a big pot of monster blood, and it was when he was happy, so he responded, "Just bear with it, you will be comfortable immediately." ”
And just when he squatted down and wanted to pick up the overly heavy big orange, a black shadow suddenly flashed behind Liu Sanshi!
A black cat with the tip of its right ear amputated raised its claws and scratched at Liu Sanshi.
This hand not only grabbed a big living person on the other side, but also snatched the iron cage key from Liu Sanshi's waist by the way.
Liu Sanshi was caught off guard by this, crawled to the side in a panic, covered his wounds, and yelled at the black cat, "How did you run out!"
The black cat's eyes narrowed, and his aura was above all the monsters present.
"Because—"
"I'm the real Maoduo!"
The orange pig only deserves to be stuck in the railing, and it ...... is the real savior!