Three hundred and eighty-nine distant relatives

Looking at the two mixed-colored pills in the tray, the elf looked at Xue Cheng with trembling eyes: "Sister Xue, what will change this time?"

You can't blame the elves for having such distrustful eyes, it's really like a nightmare for the past three days.

In the past three days, she has taken a total of eighteen pills, and the color of her body has experienced black, white, red, and fluorescent...... Anyway, there is no normal Donghuazhou skin color. Symptoms include mania, delusions, and burrowing...... That's right, once after eating an earthy yellow ball, the elf suddenly felt that he wanted to dig a hole very much, for no reason, he just wanted to dig a hole, and the elf directly squatted in the corner of the wall to dig. The mildest symptom may be diarrhea.

"This time it is guaranteed to be successful, all the previous experiments are foreshadowing, this is definitely the finished product!" Xue Cheng looked weak, a good Lan Lan of the elf clan, who was tossed by her in all kinds of misery. Fortunately, the eighteen test samples in front of them did not have a long-lasting effect, and there was no fear of life, and there was no negative impact on the elf's body, and it seemed to be a little beneficial.

When Xue Cheng said that he guaranteed the finished product, the eager elf picked up a pill and stuffed it into his mouth, without him, even if the effect of the eighteen pills was strange in the past three days, but one thing must be certain, they were all excellent and delicious, so that even if the elf had to endure all kinds of strange failures, he couldn't help the temptation of deliciousness.

Sure enough, this variegated pill is also delicious, and you can see how delicious it is when you see the elf's face enjoying it excitedly.

The elf couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva as well.

After eating the pill, it spread rapidly, and various colors intertwined, blending into the flesh and blood of the elf's body, bone meridians, turning her blood red, and the pure energy in her body changed to show the characteristics of impurities......

The elf reached out to pinch the pill to eat, and Xue Cheng stopped her: "Wait, wait until I finish wiping the elf before you eat, this pill is better if you take it internally and externally." For external use, it should be done between five and ten minutes after swallowing the pill, and you wait for me to wipe the elf before eating. ”

As he spoke, Xue Cheng took out a small box containing brown-yellow liquid, and dipped a small brush in brown-yellow liquid and said to the elf: "Take off your clothes quickly, I need to brush your whole body in five minutes." ”

Instead of undressing, the elf covered his collar and took two steps back.

The elf hurriedly said: "Sister Xue, why don't I brush Xiaoluo, he is a male ......"

Before she finished speaking, Xue Cheng had already copied the elf to her: "Time is running out, it must be completed in five to ten minutes from the entrance of your pill, what are the twists of the children's family, everyone is a woman." While brushing, I also need to use a special technique to help the liquid melt into her body, you can't do this exercise. She said that she had generally pulled off the elf's clothes and began to paint from head to toe, from the back to the chest...... Liquid, as for the exercises, of course, it is Linglong Dim Sum Shengong.

After brushing his back, Xue Cheng said, "Turn it around." ”

The elf does not move.

Xue Cheng twisted her: "Is it good to cooperate, it's been eight minutes, and I have to brush you in just two minutes...... Damn, are you male or female?"

When she brushed under the elf's belly, she saw the elf's little boy's peculiar little dingding, and immediately twitched her hand.

"Or, could it be that the girls of the elf clan all have little dingding?" From aunts to monks, Xue Cheng's receptivity is still very strong.

The elf subconsciously stretched out his hands to cover his little dingding, Xue Cheng slapped it with one hand, the brush flew, brushed and brushed, and the brown and yellow covered the elf's legs.

"It doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman, it's important to finish brushing. "Xue Cheng is a very conscientious painter.

The elf's entire body was covered in brownish-yellow liquid, and then, the time came to witness the miracle.

The long dark blue hair brushed with brown-yellow liquid gradually deepened in color, and finally became a long black and shiny hair, which can be used directly to shoot shampoo commercials.

His body has naturally changed from a wonderful person with pink makeup to a typical yellow race, but compared to the people of Donghuazhou, he is still a little fair-skinned, but he already belongs to the same race.

The dark blue eyes also deepened, becoming deep black eyes.

As for his pretty nose, deep and shining eyes, and a handsome face that is beginning to show its edge...... Yellow people also have very handsome people, so this is a personable Donghuazhou boy who is fascinated everywhere he goes.

After dealing with the small ones, Xue Cheng looked at the big ones.

The elf subconsciously covered his neckline, but quickly grabbed the remaining pill in the tray sensibly and ate it.

After the delicious taste, the loose clothes are untied.

The elf had already turned sensibly away.

"I am a stucco craftsman, and I have strong painting skills......" Facing the carcass of the elf that makes women jealous and spray nosebleeds, Xue Cheng can only comfort himself with this song.

Of course, after seeing the body of the elf's obvious female ** official, Xue Cheng finally pulled back his worldview, sure enough, women don't grow little Dingding, and the elf clan is the same.

After brushing, it is to see the big change of people, and the stunning elf has become a Donghuazhou beauty with abundant impurities in her body, although she is just as stunning, but she is already the same as before.

At this time, even if that scumbag pig wants to come, he can't recognize Lan Lan as the Smurfs.

"Internal and external use, interaction, the effect is really great!" Xue Cheng admired his masterpiece.

The first eighteen times failed without having time for external use, and the nineteenth time finally succeeded in transforming the two elves into Donghuazhou humans, that is, her spiritual power swept over, and she still couldn't see the original appearance of the elves. As for the Demon Eye, it is a special method produced by the Master, which is said to be equivalent to the True Eye, and everything can be seen through.

Xue Cheng initially estimated that even the Yuanying Monk would not be able to recognize these two elves in person, and it would be difficult to say that he could even hide from the Avatar Monk.

"Can I get dressed?" the elf asked with his back to Xue Cheng, and Ai Ai asked.

"Of course you can, you've already finished brushing, don't you want the fruit to cool down for a while because of the heat?"

The elf said sadly: "I'm eleven years old!" is a little man, how can he dissipate heat with his bare butt in front of two women?

Xue Cheng smiled: "Little boy, Auntie, I'm forty-one years old. My son is a few years older than you. Well, this transfiguration was a great success, and at least the Monk Tsukiji will not be able to see your true body. But you guys still don't wander around, I need to see how long the drug's transfiguration potency lasts. ”

"Thank you!" the elf thanked sincerely.

The dressed elf also thanked him: "Thank you." "It's just a small voice, and it's a little reluctant.

Now that the child is precocious, he has entered the period of youth and rebellion at the age of eleven, and Xue Cheng doesn't care about him.

"You can't go out and run around, but it's okay to walk around the village. Your names need to be changed, and your identities ...... Let's just say it's my distant relative. Xue Cheng got up and stretched, in the past three days, he has been working continuously to study the elf illusion potion, and he is really physically and mentally exhausted.

The monks in the foundation building period could relieve their fatigue by meditating and cultivating, but Xue Cheng now felt that he wanted to sleep more, so he went back to his room to sleep.

As soon as Xue Cheng left, the elf ran to the elf with a sad face: "Sister...... What should I do?"

"What to do?" the elf was puzzled.

The elf was so anxious that he stomped his feet: "Sister-I've been seen by her!"

"Oh, it's okay, she's a Terran, and she's here to help you paint. Although the elves didn't know what paint was, Xue Cheng always said that it was leaky and said that liquid was paint, and she thought that liquid was similar to paint.

"But the patriarch said that if you don't want to love an elf, you must not strip naked in front of her, and once you let her see your whole body, you belong to her. The elf said seriously and anxiously.

The elf was a little speechless, and it was true that this was true, but he always felt that something was wrong: "Do you want to be married to her?"

But she said her son was older than me. "The elf is more anxious.

The elf pondered: "In this way, the age gap is indeed larger, but for the long age of the monk, the difference of dozens of years is not big at all. ”

"Sister, are you focusing on the wrong focus?" The elf didn't know how to communicate with this sister, "She has a son who is older than me, which means that I have a husband first, what if I don't want to be a junior?"

"yes, what should I do?"

......

If Xue Cheng heard such a conversation between the two elves, he would definitely laugh and cramp, so this species is beautiful and has a strong cultivation talent, but he was forced to hide and live in the elf forest in a remote corner of Donghua Continent.

But, no matter what, I don't have to hide in this small room isolated by the formation all the time.

When the two elves understood this, they immediately jumped out of the house and let the wind out.

Walking out of the small courtyard, the elf excitedly crossed the concrete road and went to the river to wash his hands.

The elf directly hugged a big tree in front of Liuxiang's house and climbed onto the tree. How could the elves leave the tree, they had not been allowed to climb the tree for so long, and the soles of their feet were itchy.

The old woman who was washing clothes in the river held a mallet and smashed it on her clothes.

The elf was puzzled: "Mother-in-law, do you have a grudge against this clothes? If you smash it so hard, the clothes will hurt very much!"

"Does the clothes hurt? hahaha...... My mother-in-law has lived for so many years, and it is the first time that I have heard the saying that clothes hurt. Little girl, I haven't seen you before, whose child are you?" the old woman squinted at the black-haired and black-eyed elf.

The elf blinked: "I just came here, and I am a distant relative of Sister Xue Cheng." The elf was not good at lying, his heart was beating wildly, and his fair face was flushed.

"Who is Xue Cheng?"

"It's ......"

"Is it the female cultivator who suddenly came to the old man's house?"

"Yes, yes. ”

"So, you are also from the depths of the Dragon Mountain?"

"It's not that we are ...... from the fine"

At Xue Cheng's advice, Liuxiang, who had been paying attention to the two elves, hurriedly interrupted the elves who couldn't lie and said, "Ahem, mother-in-law, the purple potato noodles you want have been delivered, you say after washing your clothes, and I'll send them for you." ”

The elf also realized that he was almost in a goof, so he said goodbye to his mother-in-law and hurried back to the shop.

The old woman said to Liuxiang: "You put me at home, my clothes are difficult to wash, and I have to wash them for a while!"

"Okay. Liuxiang agreed, and went to the old woman's courtyard with a box of noodles.

When the old woman instructed Liuxiang to deliver her noodles, the network management police and the white fat trio happened to drive to the door of Liuxiang's shop.

The three of them didn't say anything, but they were thinking in their hearts that this mother-in-law was obviously a mortal, with such a big face, and actually instructed the monk to bring her noodles. You know, in this world, the status of monks and mortals is very different. Anyone who dares to offend the majesty of the monk will be killed on the spot.

But the three of them did not have the leisure to maintain the dignity of the monks.

I raised my feet and stepped on the steps outside the shop, but I felt the wind in my ears move slightly.

Dai Chen, who was the most alert, had already pulled out and posed to attack at any time, but he saw a small child swinging around on the branches, having a good time.

As soon as they breathed a sigh of relief, the three of them were one again, and the child swinging on the branch actually had a cultivation of the fifth layer of qi refining!

You must know that Dai Chen is a genius in Baishui City, and now he is thirty years old, and he has only cultivated at the sixth level of qi refining, and ten years ago when he was twenty years old, he was still a fifth-level qi refining cultivator, not to mention that he was promoted to the sixth layer of qi refining at the age of eighty-four, and this white fat cultivator who is over half a hundred years old is comparable to the child on the tree, this child is only a little over ten years old.

Sure enough, people have to die more than people, and goods have to be thrown away!

As dazzling as Xiuwei is the child's appearance, which is really beautiful like a flower and jade, and the makeup is made of jade. The long black hair was as beautiful as silk, fluttering among the green branches.

Mengju: "This is ...... Who's the kid?"

Liuxiang came out of the courtyard of the neighbor's old woman and hurriedly greeted the three guests: "The three of you are here, please come inside." ”

The three of them looked at the child on the tree with envy and hatred and asked, "Xiangxiang, whose girl is on the tree?"

Liuxiang helped the three of them open the curtain and said, "Well, that's Sister Xue Cheng's relative, not a girl, it's a boy." She was also told that the elf was a boy before Xue Cheng went to bed, although she almost hit the wall in surprise, but now seeing the deflated expressions of the three of them, her heart is also balanced.

Bai Fat squinted his little eyes and said, "Boy, if you look like this now, won't you go against the sky when you grow up!"

It is almost conceivable that if such a well-qualified and good-looking boy grows up, human beings will not be able to stop him from fascinating all beings!

In contrast, the two old men fell into the sentimental thoughts of youth and old people for a while. Only Dai Chen said: "Xue Cheng's relatives must be distant relatives, right?"

Liuxiang hurriedly smiled: "It is indeed a distant relative, how do you know?"

Dai Chen said: "Obviously, if the blood relationship is too close, and the difference in appearance is so big, you will not be able to live." After saying that, he walked into the small shop first.

Liuxiang was stunned for a while, and then understood what Dai Chen meant, and slandered in her heart: You'd better pray that your predecessors are really asleep and don't hear your words, otherwise you will wait to be beaten into a pig's head.