Chapter 62: I Punish Your Nine Clans
"Oh no, there's a hidden weapon. "There was a class on the identification of ancient ceramics in the morning, and as soon as Qin Shaojie and Ling Fang walked into the classroom, they felt a wind rushing towards them. Immediately afterwards, as soon as he reached out and grabbed a book on ceramic appreciation, he was caught in his hand. Turning the first page and looking at it, there were two big characters written on it... Xue Dan.
"Qin Shaojie, it's not easy to see you. At this time, Xue Dan also ran over and snatched the book in Qin Shaojie's hand.
"Well, class leader, don't I have something to do, and you should give your understanding and support. As soon as I entered the door, he attacked me with such a big secret weapon. Qin Shaojie pointed to the book in Xue Dan's hand and said with a smile.
"Hmph, it's not you, I hate it to death, we are classmates and fellow countrymen, I go to college so far away from home, I don't know anyone else, and I can't find you yet. Xue Dan pursed his lips and said angrily, that look is also cute.
"Okay, class leader, can't I be wrong? I've made a fortune recently, can't I invite you to a big meal at noon?" Qin Shaojie saw that the teacher had already come in, so he quickly admitted his mistake.
The course "Identification of Ancient Ceramics" was taught by an old man in his sixties, wearing an old-fashioned suit, a pair of reading glasses, and a hairstyle with a Mediterranean plus partiality that was the most popular in autumn.
In a class, an hour and a half, Ling Fang listened very carefully, and from time to time he wrote something in his notebook, while Qin Shaojie listened to the drowsy, the vase of the emperor's family, and it had nothing to do with him. Zhengxiang, who was sleeping, was dreaming that he had crossed over and became the emperor, and Ling Fang became the queen. Such a good thing, Qin Shaojie couldn't be happy in his dream, and laughed twice.
It doesn't matter if you laugh this time, it's just a laugh in your dream, but Qin Shaojie slept on the table, drooling, and laughed so obscenely twice. The classroom fell silent. Including the professor, everyone looked at Qin Shaojie.
"Whoosh" Ling Fang discovered the abnormality, and before he could wake up Qin Shaojie, he saw that Professor Mediterranean flew over as soon as he erased the blackboard.
The most annoying thing for an old pedant like this is to skip class and sleep and sleep, and you still dream, and you still dream, and you still laugh out loud? Do you dream of marrying a daughter-in-law or dreaming of giving birth to a son? So, anger rises from your heart, and evil grows from your guts. As soon as he wiped it, he flew towards Qin Shaojie's head.
"Bang. Everyone's eyes forgot with the movement of the eraser, but they didn't imagine Qin Shaojie's chalk ash face being smashed. I only saw Qin Shaojie moving forward with one hand, holding the board eraser in his hand. The eyes are also open. Just when the classmates were still surprised that Qin Shaojie reflected so quickly, they suddenly heard Qin Shaojie shouting.
"Which one of you doesn't want to attack me, I will punish your nine clans. ”
Our Qin Shaojie children's shoes, even if he fell asleep, the induction of the whole body was still very powerful, and he was about to pamper the queen in his dream, and suddenly felt a gust of wind flying towards him, grabbed it with his hand, and then woke up, and then ...... He shouted out the earth-shattering words of the ghosts and gods.
The class suddenly fell silent, and it was really a pin drop. Then suddenly burst into laughter, and Mediterranean stood on the podium, the corners of his eyes twitching. The professor of Jinghua University, who is dignified, doesn't know how many times he has thrown the board rub, and I don't know how many students who have been driven out and don't listen carefully, this time, the board rub was unsuccessful, and he was caught by this kid, and what made him want to vomit blood was that this kid said that he would punish him for the nine clans, and he ...... Still calling yourself me?
Ling Fang was about to die of shame.
What is this guy, what is this messing around? It's weird in the morning, it's going to be like this again. What is this dreaming about?
Lowering his head, he secretly pulled Qin Shaojie's sleeve.
"Hmm, Queen, what are you doing?"
"Poof. Hahaha. There was another burst of laughter from below. Even the Mediterranean professor couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.
"Huh?" Suddenly, Qin Shaojie felt that something was wrong.
I'll it. This TM is in class.
Damn, I'm too deep in the play, what did I say just now?
Seeing Ling Fang with her head down, her neck turned red. Look at the professor's expression on the podium. Finally, he looked at the eraser in his hand.
Qin Shaojie's head is sweaty.
My day, I'm famous.
"This, teacher, this...... Plate eraser for you. As he spoke, he cautiously walked to the podium, put the eraser on the podium, and turned around to slip away.
"What is your name?" the professor asked with a blank face.
"Well, my name is Qin Shaojie. Qin Shaojie replied quickly, then quickly walked back to his seat and whispered to Ling Fang.
"Why didn't you wake me up just now?"
"I, before I have time, you ......" Ling Fang whispered, her head almost hanging to her chest. She was completely ashamed of the queen.
"Qin Shaojie. Qin Shaojie, who was about to ask again, suddenly heard the professor call him.
"Uh, teacher, what else do you have to do?" Qin Shaojie asked cautiously.
"It's okay, Weichen just wants to ask, which emperor of which dynasty are you?"
"Uh......" Qin Shaojie was suddenly dumbfounded.
"This ...... Teacher, I was unintentional, unintentional, forgive me. ”
The surrounding students couldn't help but laugh again. But when I saw the expression of the Mediterranean, I endured it again.
"Oh, then, you don't punish my Nine Clans?"
"Hehe" Qin Shaojie laughed dryly twice and said. "How dare I. ”
"Hahaha. At this time, the classmates who endured it very hard couldn't hold back anymore and laughed.
Qin Shaojie is so self-conscious. Fortunately, at this time, the bell finally rang after class, which saved his life.
But I didn't want to, as soon as Mediterranean walked out of the classroom, I don't know who in the class shouted "Scatter." ”
As a result, the whole class shouted together, "Long live my emperor, long live, long live." Niangniang Chitose Chitose Chitose. Then the class burst into laughter.
Qin Shaojie pulled his head, and Ling Fang, who was about to hit the floor, fled.
"Oh my God, I'm famous this time. "I finally ran to a place where no one knew me. Qin Shaojie said.
"You've killed someone. Ling Fang said with a blushing face. "What emperor and queen, you shout, how will you see people in the future. Ling Fang slapped Qin Shaojie and said angrily.
"Haha. Qin Shaojie thought about what happened just now, and he also felt funny, he was born an optimist, so he didn't care. Said to Ling Fang, "Queen, follow the work of the canteen. ”
"You hate it to death. Ling Fang slapped Qin Shaojie, and his face turned even redder.
"Yo, Your Majesty, why did you come here. The little girl has a greeting for you. ”
As he was talking, he saw Xue Dan running over, bowed to Qin Shaojie, and said with a smile.
"Class leader, Xue Da Beauty, don't make fun of me. Qin Shaojie said with a bitter face.
"Okay, then it depends on what you invite me to eat at noon!" Xue Dan squeezed his eyes and smiled.
"As long as I can gag your mouth, if you want to eat the moon, I will give it to you. Qin Shaojie said helplessly.
"Okay, I know a good western restaurant, don't you say you're rich, then go for it. Xue Dan said with a smile.
"Ahem, okay, Xue Aiqing, take charge of the work of the Western restaurant. After saying that, the three of them burst into laughter.