Chapter 13 I don't look at the mountains, let the mountains come to me
The thunder was rolling and gathering, but it could never fall, and Huaiyushan was embraced by a cloud of cyan clouds.
Qingyun's master's clothes fluttered like a fairy in the wind, standing proudly on the top of Huaiyu Mountain, beside him was his newly acquired long-term follower Fan Gaohu.
Yu Xibai put his hands behind his back, looked up at the surging and dazzling light under the sky, and sighed: "A hundred deaths are not enough." Ji, let's stop for today. Unless you come down, that's the result. ”
"Boom!" A deafening loud sound erupted in the sea of clouds, and a string of streams of light collapsed, like a colorful heavenly river.
Yu Xibai frowned and said, "Is it interesting?"
It turned out that the two fought in the air for another round, and they still didn't win or lose.
Ji Tianjun said hesitantly: "Pang Zuodao, you should not let a good Tianjun go, self-destruct the foundation and fall into the mortal dust, for the heaven and the earth are not tolerated, why do you suffer by yourself?"
"Since you know my name 'Zuo Dao', why bother asking. ”
Ji Tianjun was speechless for a while, and shouted: "You come up!"
"I can't go up for the time being, why don't you come down?"
", that thing is useless to you. Come up!"
"You treat me as stupid, I'm looking for abuse when I come up now. It's better for you to come down. ”
"You are the right person, you let a tiger go to drill a rat hole, and you want to toss the dead man?"
Lu Ye blinked, and asked with surprise: "Dad, are all Heavenly Monarchs like this?"
"This Ji Tianjun...... It's a bit of an outlier. Of course, there are more unreliable than him. ”
In Lu Ye's heart, the glorious image of the Heavenly Monarch who was tall and majestic collapsed.
When the father and son were talking, Ji Tianjun and Yu Xibai were still shouting in the air, arguing about who would go up or who would come down. It seems that this matter is very important and very crucial, even more than the pursuit of Lu Bo and his son.
Seeing this, Lu Ye couldn't help but laugh and said, "How long are they going to quarrel?"
The noise made Ji Tianjun's will in the world disappear. Mr. Yu...... Well, that is, the former Pang Tianjun and Ji Tianjun, one of them is as warm as jade and the other is as hot as fire, but they are friends of life and death with similar temperaments. ”
Lu Bo chuckled at his son and said, "Mr. Yu's current Taoism is far from recovering the realm of Heavenly Monarch, but taking advantage of the landlord is enough to confront Ji Tianjun's will. Well, this one, neither of them has too strong fighting spirit, so naturally they fought tepidly and perfunctory. ”
Sure enough, after Ji Tianjun yelled and scolded Yu Xibai in the sky for a while, he changed his words and said: "Lao Pang, this matter is too big, I'm afraid I can't hold it, don't be stupid." Lao Tzu is leaving. When will you come back? Without you, I can't drink anymore. ”
Yu Xibai smiled: "Get out of you, get me drunk every time, and say it with your face." ”
"Hehe, at least Lao Tzu has been drunk with you twice. Old Pang, you don't know, I haven't been drunk since I beat you to the lower realm. ”
Yu Xibai was silent for a moment, took out a small wine jar from his cuffs, opened the sealing mud and raised it high to the sky: "Let's go!"
"Hey, let's go!" Ji Tianjun didn't know where to conjure up a large jar of wine, and laughed while drinking happily: "Lao Pang, come back to me early to drink." This wine has to be drunk by two people to taste it. ”
Yu Xibai didn't say a word, he drank it all with a small wine jar in his hand, and turned the empty altar mouth to the sky.
"Let's go, go back to sleep!" The laughter above the sea of clouds rumbled, and a wisp of will gradually dissipated.
Yu Xibai stood still, always maintaining the posture of raising the altar to bid farewell to his old friend.
The colorful auspicious clouds in the sky tumbled and rolled and disappeared into the depths of the blue sky, and the thunderous laughter slowly disappeared.
The green energy dissipated, and the wind calmed down, and Huaiyushan returned to the peace of the past.
Yu Xibai looked at the sky, suddenly smiled lightly, and threw the small wine jar in his hand into the canyon at his feet.
"Mr. Yu, you ...... Once upon a time, it was the Heavenly Monarch?" Fan Gaohu asked, standing behind him, at a loss.
"Well, I've been out of town for years. Yu Xibai turned around and walked down the mountain: "Don't tell others." ”
"Poof!" Fan Gaohu knelt on the ground very spinelessly, and said loudly with a red face: "Knock on the Heavenly Monarch!"
He was really blown away. It felt like I thought I was a long-term worker of the landlord's old rich family, but I actually became the imperial guard next to His Majesty the Emperor.
In the future, the old man still dares to squint his eyes and look at himself? Hehe, the heavenly monarch will follow him for a long time, and of course his treatment and status will rise.
"Let's go, let's go see Mr. Lu. Yu Xibai was amused in his heart, and he didn't say more. Although Fan Gaohu is a humil person, he is honest and upright, and he has his own creation.
"Hey!" Fan Gaohu responded happily and loudly, and stood up and hurried to catch up with Yu Xibai.
He took two steps and suddenly remembered something, reached out and patted the dirt on his knees - he is now a person next to Tianjun, he should always pay attention to his image, but he can't be as raunchy as before.
The two walked down the mountain, and Lu Bo and Lu Ye were already waiting quietly outside the Yu Gong Ancestral Hall.
Yu Xibai and Lu Bo looked at each other, saluted each other from a distance, and laughed heartily.
Lu Bo is Xie Yu Xibai came to his aid and drove away the Heavenly Monarch for himself.
Yu Xibai is Xie Lubo's daughter, who did not hesitate to expose his identity in order to save Zou Yan, and then preferred to risk being chased and killed by the world to stay at the Yu Gong Ancestral Hall, and waited until he rushed back.
Fan Gaohu was secretly stunned, and said in his heart that this Mr. Lu was really not a mortal, and he could laugh so uninhibitedly in the face of the Heavenly Monarch. As the saying goes, real people don't show their faces, and they don't show their faces, this is not a lie!
Lu Ye rushed forward and said happily: "Should I call you Uncle Yu or Grandpa Pang in the future?"
"Naturally, it's Uncle Yu. ”
Lu Bo said casually: "There is no Pang Zuo Dao in the sky, and Yu Xibai is fortunate in the world." ”
Over there, Zou Yan also trotted out of the ancestral hall, happily grabbed Fan Gaohu and asked, "Brother Hu, where did you and Mr. Yu go?" Fortunately, we rushed back in time, otherwise we would have been miserable." ”
Fan Gaohu said: "We went, went...... A place. ”
Zou Yan slapped him on the shoulder, and said angrily: "I haven't seen you for a few days, you can't say everything?"
Yu Xibai smiled, thinking that although Fan Gaohu had a bold temperament but was coarse and fine, even in the face of his beloved wife, he did not dare to easily reveal his whereabouts, so he immediately relieved the siege and said: "Gao Hu accompanied me to the Hanging Heaven Temple, played a game of chess with Yan Mochan, and came back with some things. ”
Zou Yan was shocked and stared at a pair of beautiful eyes: "You said that you went to the Hanging Heaven Temple and played chess with Yan Mochan and Yan Zhenren?"
"Yes, I followed Mr. Yu to the Hanging Heaven Temple to see Yan Mochan, who knew that those guys guarding the mountain gate looked down on people, Mr. Yu tried his best to let us in, and put out a sword formation to bombard us down the mountain. ”
Fan Gaohu opened the chatterbox, and his eyebrows danced: "Mr. Yu doesn't talk nonsense with them anymore, as soon as he raises his hand, the mountain shakes with a 'boom' sound, and guess what? A mountain fell directly from the sky, and just smashed in front of the mountain gate of the Hanging Sky Temple, which frightened those bastards and crawled in to report." ”
"Uncle Yu knows how to move mountains?" Lu Ye's eyes lit up, and his face was full of reverence and longing.
"It's not just that, it didn't take long for three old ways to fight in the Hanging Sky Temple, calling themselves 'three lives, three deaths and ten miles of peach blossoms'. Mr. Yu stood on the top of Feilai Peak, raised his hand and made another move, and the sound of "boom" fell down a bigger mountain, directly smashing into the Hanging Sky Temple. The three peach blossom veterans desperately used their magical powers to hold the mountain and prevent it from falling, looking at the way they blew their beards and stared, haha really laughed to death. ”
Fan Gaohu said up, dancing and saying: "The Hanging Heaven Temple opened the mountain protection array, and Yan Mochan rushed to the mountain gate to ask Mr. Yu why he provoked for no reason. Mr. Yu didn't bother to pay attention to him, and then invited the third mountain to bombard the mountain protection array, smashed a big hole, and then asked Yan Mochan, 'Can you talk well now?'"
Zou Yan "poofed" and said: "I guess Yan Laodao's heart must have been trampled by tens of thousands of alpacas at that time. ”
"But no, you don't know how wonderful Yan Mochan's expression is, so he apologized to Mr. Yu: 'I don't know where Mr. is sacred, and what is his intention?' Mr. Yu waved his hand and sent all the three mountains back, telling him: 'Huaiyushan Yu Xibai, I want to invite Yan Zhenren to play a game of chess. ’”
As a result, after a game of chess, Yan Mochan obediently presented a golden carp, and he didn't understand what Mr. Yu was doing when he arrived. ”
Lu Bo's expression moved slightly, thinking that in the Hanging Heaven Temple, where would there be a golden carp, nine times out of ten it was one of the seven golden scale fish dragons. It is said that these seven ichthyosaurs were originally treasures of the heavenly realm, five of them each have the essence of the five elements of gold, wood, water, fire and earth, and the other two are one yin and one yang above the five elements of the ichthyosaur. I don't know which one Yan Mochan sent.
Lu Ye was curious, and asked, "Uncle Yu, where is that golden-scaled ichthyosaur, can you let me take a look?"
Yu Xibai said: "I have given it to Jiahe, which is counted as compensation for her by the Hanging Heaven Temple. ”
"Is the young lady's injuries better?"
As soon as Yu Xibai was about to answer, he heard Chen Douyu raise his voice and say, "Yu Xibai, I want to see Shang Jiahe!"
It turned out that when everyone was talking, she was already standing at the door of the ancestral hall, and heard how Yu Xibai summoned the Three Mountains to shock the Hanging Sky Temple, and finally forced Yan Mochan to send out a treasure of Zhenguan, the golden-scaled fish dragon, Chen Douyu never spoke, as if Fan Gaohu was not talking about her master.
Zou Yan was afraid that Yu Xibai would not know the origin of Chen Douyu, so she hurriedly whispered to him.
Yu Xibai already knew that Chen Douyu was standing there, and looked at her and said, "It's useless for you to see you at this time, and it's useless for her." If you are obsessed with this, the road to heaven will be difficult. ”
Chen Douyu gritted his teeth and said, "Why don't you ask Jiahe if he wants to see me?"
Yu Xibai sighed and said, "If she wants to see you, she will see you." ”
Chen Douyu's delicate body was shocked, and the sharpness in his eyes collapsed and disappeared in an instant, becoming empty and lonely, and then raising a trace of madness.
Yu Xibai frowned, and said before Chen Douyu spoke again: "Why don't you wait for five years." Five years later, Jiahe will personally go to the Hanging Heaven Temple to find Yan Mochan to settle this grievance. ”
Chen Douyu was silent for a long time, and finally nodded and said, "Okay, I'll wait." But there is one condition - Yu Xibai, you have to wait for me for ten years. Ten years from now, I'm going to challenge you to be ashamed of the snow!"
Yu Xibai said gently: "I promise you." ”
Chen Douyu snorted and said to Zou Yan, "Can you give me back the dust and the ancient sword?"
Zou Yan got Lu Bo's jaw and gestured, and took out the dust and the ancient sword and returned them to Chen Douyu. Chen Douyu put it away, and didn't beg Lu Bo to unlock his meridian prohibition, and turned around and went down the mountain.