At this moment, the hut next to the orchard in Xishan has become the home of a weak scholar who wants your life, and the peasant couple and their three children have long been fascinated by him, and they are asleep like thunder. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

In this family, he is the real head of the family, and he can do whatever he wants with your life.

The overturned south does not fall and the old called Huazi, lying on the ground, the sound of the sound of the south has been integrated into the crowd, and the sound of the old called flower, but it is unique, like pulling the bellows from low to high, dragging the long sound, when pulling to the highest note, the sound is like a sawtooth accidentally sawing the iron nail, emitting a sharp and piercing roar of "Ge Ji", listening to the hearts of the people, and then, the sound stopped abruptly, and the sound sank into the bass, so that the repeated "tug-of-war", listen to your heart beat.

If you want to be angry, get up and walk to Lao Zhaohua, make a noise, tear off Lao Zhaohua's rags, pull out the dagger, and be him.

The chest and abdomen of the old flower appeared in front of his eyes: filthy and sunken chest and abdomen, slightly undulating, dark skin, tightly wrapped around the ribs, scars of different sizes crawled all over the chest and abdomen, like countless insects, greedily gnawing and sucking this shriveled body.

There was a straw rope tied around the waist of the old man, the knot of the straw rope had been scattered, the hair on the abdomen was sparse, exuding a stench of nasal odor, and a pair of pants that were so dirty that I couldn't see the color were loosely placed on the crotch, and almost the words came out of the waistband of the trousers.

Such a shriveled carcass has no signs of life, like a mummy buried in a barren desert, or a zombie hidden in the depths of a cold, dark tomb.

Seeing that it was going to kill you, he gasped, he couldn't figure it out, how could such a skinny old man live to this day! How could he pull out such a sharp and loud sound! Moreover, he cleverly deceived Nan Bu to fall!

I really want to give him a handful of life, and after thinking about it, the dagger didn't go down after all.

Always called the flower can't be killed, his merit is greater than his fault, and he deceived the God of Wealth for me, and he will be punished by God if he kills it, and it is ominous. Besides, he also promised him that as long as he found a "daughter-in-law", he would reward her with an antidote and ten taels of silver.

It is said that the debts owed in this life will be repaid a hundredfold and a thousand times in the next life, which is too uneconomical, and I do not owe debts in this life in the next life, and I do not want to do a business that loses money.

Ten taels of silver is a small amount for yourself, and you can't save it anywhere, so there's no need to rely on it.

Besides, talking doesn't count, this habit has been formed, in the future, how can I mix in the rivers and lakes!

In ancient times, there were tail students who kept their promises and held the pillars until they died; now there are weak scholars, who have made all their promises and fulfilled their promises, or whether they can be passed on as beautiful talk in the rivers and lakes.

Thinking about it like this, I want your life to dispel the idea of killing him, put away the dagger, and dragged the old flower to the corner, to be honest, there are few people in the world who can stand that voice, and it is a little far away from him, and he took out the antidote and ten taels of silver from his arms, respectfully and respectfully, and put it on the chest of the old flower stained black.

After doing this, I found that my heart was very comfortable. No wonder, there are so many people in the world who do good deeds, it turns out that doing good deeds is not done in vain, at least, it is very useful in the heart. I heard that good people will be rewarded, isn't this a double win? Haha, it's a good deal.

On the other hand, doing bad things is not done in vain, there will be retribution, such as the father of a human trafficker, he will get bad retribution. There are many old sayings, though, they are old and weird, and you really can't believe it.

I can't afford to do good deeds, and I am afraid of retribution if I do bad deeds. It seems that bad things should be done less, if you can't do them, it's better not to do them, if you really want to do them, you must do a good thing afterwards to write off your debts. When the general ledger is settled, it is better to have an explanation to God.

The weak scholar wants your life, he has done a lot of bad things, calm down, his heart is a little up and down, all these messy and strange thoughts, he mutters so much in his heart, but his hands can't stop, and he really does a lot of bad things that hurt the heavens and reason.

When the antidote and silver were placed on the chest of the old Hanako, it was strange to say, and the screaming sound of "sawtooth and iron nails" rubbing against each other seemed quite bearable to him.

The top priority at the moment is to hand over Nanbu to Long Changjiang, so that he can invite merit and receive rewards.

However, in the orchard of Xishan, there must be accomplices who do not fall south, perhaps, now she is looking for her everywhere, Lao Tzu is alone, not to be careless, a little careless, will be abandoned, trouble-ridden.

The more the victory is in hand, the more cautious he must be, he walked to the door, picked the crack of the door, on the moonlight, to observe the movement outside the door, the moonlight outside the door is like water, the village is quiet, there is no trace of people on the dirt road, the night wind came from the partridge cry of the Xishan orchard "Gu Gu, Gu Gu", according to the literati and ink writers, the cry is called "Brother who can't do it", how he listened, there is only the pronunciation of "Gu Gu", saying that it is called "brother", it is almost the same, how can there be "can't do it", it is ******nonsense.

About, the partridge is female, and she is in estrus looking for spring, and if the "brother" finds it, the sister will not be called.

What kind of "brother who can't do it", Lao Tzu "can't do it", isn't it very good to "do it"! If you don't go to "do it", can my brother catch the "daughter-in-law" Nan won't fall!

I opened the crack in the door for a while, and my eyes were sore, and I wanted you to turn around, lean back against the door, and sit on the ground.

Inside the house, the window is tightly covered with a peasant quilt, and there is no light at all, and the couple on the bed, without the quilt, naked and entangled together, playing drunk, delirious, it seems that no matter how poor the people are, they will roll the sheets, have children, the poorer they are, the more they will give birth, and there will be a lot of life.

Perhaps, with less money, more children. Thinking of this, I want you to laugh.

On the dining table in the house, an oil lamp is lit, the light is yellow, reflecting the pretty face of Nan Bu Bu on the ground, cutting off Nan Bu Bu's head to invite him, this idea is not untouched, he doesn't dare, this will make his notoriety, become popular overnight, in the end, Liu Sange and Ding Piaopeng will definitely come to seek revenge and revenge, and the Nanhai Sword Sect will also spare no effort to hunt him down endlessly, all the third brother Liu, the heroes of the rivers and lakes who Nan Bu has saved, the poor people, The gentry and rich men will not let him pass through the door, this silver is hot to hold, it is not good, the silver is not hot, and his head has fallen off.

Even if the head doesn't fall out, sooner or later it will fall off.

Although the silver is good, the head is better, and the foolish thing of exchanging the head for silver will never do it with your life.

Of course, he was unwilling, handed over the captured Nanbu to Long Changjiang, took the reward himself, changed his name to Yi's surname, and flew away, which was the best policy.

As for Long Changjiang, if you want to kill or chop, it is Long Changjiang's business, it has nothing to do with me, whoever kills will find whom, I want you to be an errand for the Long family, do business, eat a family, manage a family, this is an ironclad rule of the rivers and lakes, and no one can blame me.

However, it is not an easy task to take Nanbu to the Xianglan Inn.

Don't look at the only two miles from the farmhouse to the Xianglan Inn, the sericulture town in the dark night is like a dense forest full of fierce beasts, with countless unpredictable variables and dangers.

Now, the white road and the underworld are gathering sericulture in the town, the fish and dragons are mixed, the enemy and I can't tell the difference, the white road wants to save her, the underworld wants to arrest her, in short, everyone wants her, besides, the accomplices who don't fall down, seeing her for a long time, must be looking for it separately, in case you find here, knock on the door and ask for directions, it will be bad, the house is so big, to hide, there is really nowhere to hide, a little search, it will definitely be exposed.

Hands and feet are fast, don't attract blame, and go fast.

Suddenly, it would be a good idea to have a flash of inspiration in your mind and take Nan Bu Yi Rong away. So, he got up and walked to Nan Buyi, took out a white cloth bag from his arms, untied it, and spread it on the ground.

He knelt on one knee, and his mind was not easy to get up for the south.

Just now, I held it up, thinking that at night, I couldn't see clearly, and my hands were not processed, but unexpectedly, Nan Bup's eyes were sharp, and when he saw the back of his fist, he showed a look of horror, and wanted to leave, but fortunately, he fell quickly and overturned her.

This time the appearance of the face, must not be trusted, to keep improving, the hands and feet are easy, the appearance of the hands and feet must be consistent with the identity, face, and age of the character.

The hands and feet that want your life are really fast, and after a while, Nan Bu became an old peasant woman, with gray hair, wearing peasant patches and patches of clothes, pants, shoes and socks, these clothes are all effortless, from the farmer's family, no processing, absolutely authentic, and the sword and the clothes that Nan Bu fell on, make a bag, and stuff it into the corner of the broken closet.

By the way, I want you to do some hands and feet on your hands, and after processing, your hands have become black and rough, with black stains embedded in your nails, three of your ten nails are nail fungus, and there is a cut on the back of your left hand, half of which is scabbed, and half of which is oozing some pus and blood.

After the disguise was completed, he looked at Nan Bu who was lying on the ground, up and down, and couldn't find a trace of fault, so he blew out the oil lamp on the dining table, picked up Nan Bu Fall, opened the door a crack, opened it, saw that there was no one outside the door, pushed the door and walked out.

Passing through the yard, I opened the courtyard fence door with my knees, and just took three steps, I felt a chill on the top of my head, and a toon tree next to me shouted: "Don't move, move, I want your life." ”

He broke out in a cold sweat, how could the people on the tree even know my nickname? This time I'm done playing! It seems that people have been eyeing me for some time, and I have come prepared, not afraid of thieves stealing you, but afraid that thieves will target you, and they will be left behind to kill, so you have to be extra careful.

After thinking about it, no, the people on the tree are warning me, if you move, you want to die, it shouldn't be calling your own name, at this time, the general idea is death, the grass and trees are soldiers, and they are also dead.

Don't scare yourself, people are scary, you can't scare people, you can scare yourself, you have to scare people to death.

What a fast sword, Leng Ding, there is a sword spine on the top of my head, and the person who can put a sword spine on my head is by no means idle.

The sword body was cold and piercing, and the sharp sword qi penetrated through the hair, reaching the limbs and hundreds of bones.

Fast, not just average!

Is it that the voice is up, and the sword is already on the head? Or is it that the sword is on the head and the voice is up? If you want to die at this time, you can't figure it out, and besides, it's useless to figure it out.

I want you to know how powerful it is, and hurriedly said: "Don't misunderstand, don't misunderstand, the villain is a farmer who farms the land, and he goes to Langzhong to see a doctor on his back." ”

The man in the tree shouted: "Put your wife on the ground, and move slowly, and if you act rashly, you will have flowers bloom on the top of your head." ”

I want you to die: "Hero, what you say, the villain will do it, and ask the hero to spare the villain's life." ”

As he spoke, he slowly put the Nanbu on his back on the ground.

The man on the tree said: "Wrong, I'm not a good man." ”

I want you to say, "Then call it 'Hero'." ”

"Heroes and heroes mean the same thing, and I don't call them heroes. ”

I want you to say strangely: "May I ask what the villain should call the adult?"

The man on the tree said: "Let's call it the South China Sea Fairy." ”

I want you to say: "It turned out to be the old man of the fairy child, the name of the old man, like thunder, I have admired it for a long time." ”

The fairy child of the South China Sea said unhappily: "It's really wordy, it's called fairy child, why do you call the old man again, the fairy child and the old man are antonyms, how did it become the same word! ”

I want you to say: "The villain is not sensible, and he is wrong." ”

Suddenly, a short and fat woman flashed out from behind the house opposite the dirt road, her hair was gray, her face was full of redness, she held a heavy sword in her hand, her body was as light as a flocculent, and she floated to your life, and said: "Xiantong, how can you talk to a farmer who cultivates the land, he likes to call Uncle Xiantong, let him call it, and he won't die if he screams, why bother to be serious." ”

The name of the fairy child and the fairy in the South China Sea, although the rivers and lakes are big, but everyone knows it, and you have heard of it for a long time, he thought, the short and fat woman is about the South China Sea fairy.

As soon as the South China Sea Fairy said this, the South China Sea Fairy was speechless, it seemed that he was a man who was afraid of guilt.

The fairy of the South China Sea said so, but her eyes were staring at your life, her voice was soft, holding a heavy sword, but her eyes were as sharp as a cone, and her bones were turning around in your life, although the person was short, but the arms were quite long, if it was a fight, the arm length was naturally very cheap, I heard that the heavy sword in her hand, split up, heavy as a giant axe, few people could catch three moves; 。

It seems that the South China Sea Medicine Immortal is also here, and none of them can do without anyone, so you have to be careful.

The South China Sea fairy boy on the tree shouted: "Hold your head in your hands and take three steps back." ”

If you want your life, you have to hold your head and retreat, but the sword spine on the top of his head, like a maggot attached to the bone, is still attached to the Baihui acupoint, as long as the sword spine leaves the acupoint, you will immediately sway the incense, smoke, poison and mist, even if you can't charm the opponent, you can take advantage of the chaos and retreat.

It is said that the long sword of the fairy boy in the South China Sea is also long, the sword is as long as a spear, and the kung fu on the sword is the leader of the swordsmen in the South China Sea.

The South China Sea Fairy leaned down and looked at Nan Bu who was lying on the ground, she looked very carefully, raised Nan Bu Fall's chin, looked left and right, and pulled down her neckline to see her neck, the neck was also thin and yellow, it was a genuine, aged yellow-faced woman, I really couldn't see the fame.

The South China Sea Fairy looks at it, and it looks like your heart is almost jumping out of your throat, Nan Bu Fall's neck, he did it with his hands, but Nan Bu Bu Down's chest has not been done, if the South China Sea Fairy pulls her clothes and reveals her ****, then it will be exposed.

Haggard, heart and liver baby, scared Lao Tzu's soul flew out, fortunately, the South China Sea fairy did not tear open the placket of Nan Bu's chest.

If she looked at it like that, she could see that it was famous, so it was strange. Nan Bu's face and neck, asking for your life are pasted with a layer of human skin, that skin color, burnt yellow and rough, full of leather, after fiddling with the hand that wants your life, the old peasant woman from head to toe, all one, enough to mess with the truth.

Unless you are really a fairy of the South China Sea, you can count the life of this life, otherwise, with your mortal eyes, if you want to see through Lao Tzu's disguise technique, the monster will be drilled.

If the truth is revealed, you will be ready to fight to the death, holding your head, motionless, if you are once a goof, immediately take action, hum, who will kill the deer, let's see.

The most troublesome thing is that the spine of the sword in the heart of the head, the sword is added to the top of the head, like Mount Tai pressing the top, and the true power on the sword makes his neck sour.

The fairy of the South China Sea asked, "What is your daughter-in-law's disease?"

I want you to say: "It's a strange disease, this evening, a You Fang Lang Zhong passed by the door, the villain's wife had a headache and brain fever, so he asked him to come in and have a look, You Fang Lang Zhong gave a pill, saying that it was called' 'Elixir for all diseases', it's good to eat, the price is cheap, it only cost five copper plates, the villain is full of joy, let his wife swallow it with water, just take it, his wife feels that the illness is much better, after five hours, he can't wake up, he can't wake up anymore, his head is hot, his hands and feet are cold, the villain is in a hurry, so he has to go to the town overnight to find Lang Zhong for treatment. ”

The fairy of the South China Sea asked, "What does Langzhong look like?"

I want you to say: "A middle-aged man, with a long body, a goatee, and a big gourd on his back, and the words 'panacea' are written on the gourd, and his attitude is quite kind, where do you know that he is selling fake medicines." Hey, there are so many people selling fake drugs these days. ”

The fairy of the South China Sea trembled with laughter, and asked an old voice beside her to say: "Fairy, what's so funny, it must be the shameless thing that doesn't learn and doesn't know how to do it." ”

I want you to take a look at the side of your face, and see that it is the South China Sea Medicine Immortal Antarctic Weng, holding an ebony crane cane, and I don't know when, I came to my side.

You were shocked, pretended to be ignorant, and asked, "Uncle, who is that thing?" ”

Antarctic Weng said: "Who else can it be, it's the ever-changing third brother Liu." You're looking for him, he's long gone. ”

I want you to say, "Could it be that he has to cheat even five copper plates? ”

Antarctic Weng said: "Why not, now, he is not what he used to be, he is on the run in a panic, empty-handed, in urgent need of money, he can do anything bad, he can catch a few is a few, if he doesn't rob you, count you lucky." ”

I want you to order: "Third Brother Liu is a hero, can he do such a thing?"

Nanji Weng said angrily: "He also said that he is a hero, he even killed his brother and the old dragon, and he is a fart." This oil-headed little bachelor, the old man has already seen through him. Look, the yellow dog in front of your door was also turned over by him, right?"

I want you to glance at the dog that fell in the yard, and said in your heart, this dog is Lao Tzu's medicine, but said: "The dog is fine, and you didn't mess with him, what is the medicine dog doing?"

Antarctic Weng said: "The yellow dog barked at him, he was afraid of being discovered, so he lost the dog, he didn't understand this reason, he was really a cropper with a head full of sorghum flowers." The old man found that there was a yellow dog in the courtyard, and knew that there must be a reason, so he was waiting for him here, and wanted to chase him back to the south, but as a result, he didn't meet him, but he ran into you. ”

I want you to say: "You are so little, the villain suddenly realized, thank you grandpa." However, Third Brother Liu has left early, let's go separately to find it, you go to the west, and the villain goes to the east, maybe you can find it. ”

Antarctic Weng said: "Find him, the old man will beat him with three hundred crane sticks, and let out this evil breath in his heart." Third Brother Liu, a greasy-headed little bachelor, full of benevolence, righteousness and morality, people who believe in him are still not old and young, grass, whoever meets him is unlucky, the Nan family has met such a last son-in-law, it is unlucky. ”

I want you to say: "Hey, you are the grandfather of the South China Sea Medicine Immortal Antarctic Weng, right?"

Antarctic Weng said: "Well, it's not stupid, you kid can see it." ”

I want you to order: "Grandpa Weng Antarctica, can you please treat my wife?"

Antarctic Weng said: "The old decay costs money to see a doctor, and if you don't have money, you can't see it." ”

"How much?"

"Twenty taels of silver. ”

I want you to say: "Wow, if you sell the villain's house, it's not worth twenty taels, can it be cheaper?"

Antarctic Weng said: "It's cheap, it's already a five-percent discount, don't look at it if you don't have any money, this is the old man's own rules, the rules are either uncertain, and you can't change if you set it, don't you slap yourself in the face, yes, you still go to the town Langzhong to see, fairy fairy fairy, let's walk." ”

The Nanhai fairy said, "Master, I'll go inside the house and have a look." ”

Antarctic Weng pointed to the one on the ground who wanted your life, and said, "What do you see? ”

The fairy of the South China Sea said: "Hearing is false, seeing is believing." ”

Antarctica Weng thought about it and said, "Okay, go and come back quickly." ”

If you want to be taken aback, if the fairy enters the house, things are very bad, a room of people who are overturned, this story can't be made up, I have to slip away.

These people, it seems that the most difficult thing to get is the South China Sea fairy, and when the fairy turns around and leaves, she asks you to order: "Grandpa Antarctica Weng, I want to pee." ”

The South China Sea Fairy Child reprimanded: "Sprinkle it on your pants." ”

Antarctic Weng said: "Forget the fairy child, withdraw the sword, people are in a hurry, and urine always has to be spilled." Go, boy, go to the corner and pee, and come back right away. ”

I want your life to be light, the sword is withdrawn, and I want you to say: "Oh, thank you Grandpa Antarctica Weng." ”

He walked to the corner of the wall with three feet and two steps, and when he looked back, he saw a tall and thin man, with one hand, grasping a high tree pole, and the other hand, holding a sword like a spear, and one long leg stepped down from the tree, and then he fell to the ground, standing under the tree, very much like a giraffe, looking left and right, and his eyes were burning and pressing.

If you stand in front of him, you can only reach his chest at most.

The fairy of the South China Sea stood in front of him, only about his navel, I don't know how the couple lived?

At a critical juncture, you don't have time to think about it, so you have to go to the corner of the wall, pretend to pee, hone your waist, turn the corner of the house, start light work, and plunge into the bud rice field by the roadside.

Almost at the same time, the South Sea Fairy rushed out of the house screaming, "Oh no, catch him, catch him." ”

The long arm of the South China Sea fairy boy threw hard, the sword was thrown like a spear, whoosh, from the top of the head to your life to wipe the bun, cut off a puff of hair, scared to your life and run away, only to hear behind you, there are chasing footsteps, look back, see the South China Sea fairy child's head exposed on the bud slightly on the rice, holding the long sword, chasing, ran for a while, see a river in front of you, want you to live in good water, pounce, jump into the river, a fierce man plunged into the water, gone.

About the South China Sea fairy child water is not good, chased to the river, saw that there were waves on the river and no one, so he did not chase again.

The South China Sea Fairy and the South Pole Weng stood beside Nan Bu, and the South China Sea Fairy said: "That kid just now is definitely not a good person, and he turned all the people in the house upside down." ”

Antarctica Weng said: "All dead?"

The South Sea Fairy said, "No." I'll wake up in a day and a half. ”

Nanji Weng plucked Nan Bu with his toes, and said, "That kid turned over a room of people, just for this yellow-faced woman." ”

"It's hard to say. ”

Antarctic Weng said: "It seems that he is jealous and robs his lover." ”

The fairy of the South China Sea said: "No, just to rob her?" The yellow-faced woman looks too cold, why rob her." ”

Antarctic Weng said: "You don't understand this, this is called Xi Shi in the eyes of a lover." In the eyes of that farmer, the yellow-faced woman is the most beautiful woman in the world, you change him to a young and beautiful one, maybe, he can't look down on it, do you believe it or not?"

The fairy of the South China Sea said: "I don't believe it. Besides, since you are a lover, you don't need to be drugged, so you elope secretly, how good. ”

Nanji Weng said: "Then you don't understand, the yellow-faced woman may be reluctant to have children, it is not easy to ask a woman to abandon her family and children." ”

The fairy of the South China Sea said: "You said that the yellow-faced woman is stepping on two boats, and the child also wants Luo, and the lover also wants Luo?"

Antarctic Weng said: "Cheating woman, which one is not like this?

The fairy of the South China Sea said: "You can persuade slowly." ”

Antarctic Weng said: "This kind of thing can't be persuaded back, especially women." ”

The South China Sea Fairy said: "After the drug, deceive the yellow-faced woman away, and when the woman wakes up, she will cry and make trouble." ”

Antarctic Weng said: "In a place where a person is unfamiliar and has no relatives, cry for a few days, and it will be fine, and after a long time, the affairs of the children will be forgotten, after all, there is still a lover around." ”

The fairy of the South China Sea said: "If you want me, run away while he is not paying attention." ”

Antarctica Weng said: "Run, where to run? On an uninhabited island, there is only a boat chained, and it can't run." ”

The fairy of the South China Sea said: "The lonely island, Master really imagined how desolate the isolated island is, can it be inhabited?"

Antarctic Weng said: "You don't understand this. With the people you love, the island is also a paradise. ”

The South China Sea Fairy was stunned for a moment, and said: "People don't understand, I don't know, anyway, I can't understand it in this life." ”

Antarctic Weng said: "You see, the little old man who was drugged was carrying a good picture on his back, which shows how much he cares about her." If it's not good, you can coerce it under duress, or resist it on your shoulder, whether the yellow-faced woman is uncomfortable or not, he doesn't care. ”

The South China Sea Fairy said: "The people you care about are not necessarily good friends. ”

"What's not a good match?"

The fairy of the South China Sea said: "Maybe it can bring wealth and luck to the man." ”

Antarctic Weng said: "Just this yellow-faced woman, bring him fortune! The yellow-faced woman is so poor that she doesn't bring him poor luck, thank God, and return the fortune, haha, the fairy can really pull it, pull the sky, you call it whimsical, tell fairy tales, and then tell it, the old man likes to listen to fairy tales." ”

The fairy of the South China Sea said: "In case the medicine man is carrying Nan Bu on his back, hand her over to Long Changjiang, and you can get a reward of 250,000 taels of silver." ”

Antarctic Weng said: "Haha, keep talking, keep talking, but this fairy tale, the fairy is a little too outrageous." The yellow-faced woman is the one you have verified the right body, whether the south will not fall, you know best. ”

The fairy of the South China Sea looked at the yellow-faced woman on the ground and said, "The apprentice is just an analogy. Of course, the yellow-faced woman is not unable to fall in the south, if she is, thank God, let's get in the car, we can go back to the South China Sea, and we don't have to run around the world. ”

Antarctic Weng said: "This analogy is too ridiculous, it seems that you don't believe the words of the old man at all." ”

The South China Sea Fairy said: "How dare you, if you don't believe the master's words, who do you believe! ”

Antarctic Weng said: "In this case, how about the old man gambling with you?"

The fairy of the South China Sea said: "How to gamble? Declare in advance, I won't come to gamble." ”

Antarctic Weng said: "Don't be afraid, don't gamble." The old man woke up the yellow-faced woman, and he knew when he asked. If you win, you will not be allowed to sing against Lao Yu in the future, and if you lose, you can sing whatever you want. ”

The couple of the South China Sea fairy and fairy have a huge difference in height and completely different personalities.

The South China Sea fairy child is obedient to the Antarctic Weng, the Antarctic Weng refers to the deer as a horse, and the fairy child also follows and says, it is indeed a good horse, but there are two more horns, called a wildebeest, so as not to make the old man unhappy; However, I always sang the opposite, and my heart was uncomfortable after all.

It seems that this tall and short man and woman have different personalities, and they really shouldn't be husband and wife, but the rivers and lakes don't think so.

There is a saying on the rivers and lakes, diametrically opposed, that this couple is a perfect match made in heaven and a woman singing with a husband.

Tall men like poles, short women like to call **, call the rod to leave the pole, nothing is nothing, call **leave the pole, that is, into scrap iron, weigh the rod and weigh ** together, in order to weigh the gold and silver, for the treasure of the world.

I heard that the fairy child's family Ding Xingwang, they have given birth to five boys and five girls so far, and the children they gave birth to are just the opposite of them, five daughters, tall and thin, looking like their father, and five sons, short and fat, looking like their mothers. It has become an enduring joke in the rivers and lakes.

Believe it or not, it's your business, anyway, the couple is quite temperamental, and they live a peaceful life.

At that time, the Nanhai fairy saw that the master wanted to gamble with herself, so she said: "Bet on it, it's not gambling money anyway." ”

Antarctic Weng said: "Actually, it is not impossible to crush a little silver and gamble occasionally, and it can also be enjoyable." ”

The fairy of the South China Sea said: "Master, which gambler didn't start from a small gambling, gambling and gambling will be big, and the gambling will be bankrupt, and the family will be ruined." The best way is not to touch it, even if it is a small bet, do not play, only in this way, the mind will not be broken, the mind is broken, to fix it, it is difficult. Master, I wonder if the disciple is right?"

Antarctic Weng is a miser, deeply disgusted by gambling, just what he said, just talking, every time he encounters gambling, turn around and leave, friends persuade again, but also refuse.

Seeing that the fairy asked herself, she said, "What the fairy said is very true. Gotta bring the yellow-faced woman into the house. ”

The fairy of the South China Sea grabbed Nan Bu's belt, entered the house, bang, and threw Nan Bu on the ground, just now, she had lit the oil lamp on the table, and the room was full of lights.

At this time, the South China Sea fairy boy has also returned to the hut, he will hide in the nearby carriage, drive into the courtyard of the farmhouse, at the door of the hut, holding a sword to stand guard, his head is higher than the eaves, looking left and right, the field of vision is wide, do not dare to have the slightest sloppiness, as a bodyguard for the South China Sea Medicine Fairy, security guard is a matter of duty, too much to do, too lazy to ask.

In the hut, Nanji Weng squatted down, took out a green medicine bottle from his arms, uncorked the bottle, and dripped three drops of orange mucus in Nan Bu's nostrils.

Antarctic Weng said to the South China Sea fairy: "The little old man who escaped is the one who drugged women, abducted and trafficked women and children in the old days, and often used this medicine, called 'a pat of thirteen incense, patted and went home', however, the little old man made a slight change to this medicine, the medicine is stronger, and the effect is faster. ”

There are two beds in the house, one bed sleeps a **** couple, and the other bed sleeps three children.

The South China Sea fairy grabbed the quilt on the child's body and put it on the husband and wife, her face crimson with shame.

There was still an old man named Huazi lying on the ground in the corner of the house, and Antarctic Weng walked up to the old flower, picked up the antidote and silver ingot, looked at it, and put it back.

The fairy of the South China Sea said: "The people who lie on the ground and sleep on the bed don't seem to be a group of people." What's going on?"

Antarctic Weng said: "Only God knows, look, there is still a pill and a silver ingot on the chest of Lao Zhaohua, the pill is an antidote, and the ingot of silver is estimated to weigh ten taels." ”

Antarctic Weng's eyesight is excellent, and the silver and pills are right.

The South China Sea Fairy said: "This is a mystery, I don't know what is the relationship between the yellow-faced woman and the old flower? What is the relationship between the yellow-faced woman and this family? This house is full of mysteries." ”

Antarctic Weng said: "There are too many mysteries on the rivers and lakes, what about him, if he manages too much, his hair will turn gray faster and he will die faster." The mysteries of the world, no matter what, or no matter what. Now, I just want to solve this mystery for you about the yellow-faced woman and the little old man. ”

The fairy of the South China Sea said: "Okay, let's solve it, oh, wait a minute, Master, I'll put away the silver called Hanako, okay?"

Antarctic Weng said: "It's not good, ill-gotten gains, don't touch it." The old man is a person who eats by his ability, and he never dares to think about it, and he can't be greedy for small gains, which will ruin the name of the Nan family. ”

Antarctic Weng is a strange old man, greedy for money, but absolutely does not take ill-gotten gains, both flowery, but also longing for beautiful love, both sophisticated and suspicious, but full of childish childishness.

The fairy of the South China Sea said: "Master is very right. ”

In fact, for her, what is right is right, what is wrong is wrong, and sometimes singing the right drama is also a last resort.

Nanji Weng turned around, walked towards Nanbu, and said, "Let's see, is this yellow-faced woman awake?" ”

The yellow-faced woman of course refers to the fact that the south does not fall.

In the kung fu of their talking, in fact, Nan Bu had woken up, her eyes turned, and she saw a pair of naked men and women lying on the bed, and a few boys lying on the other bed, in a corner of the house, lying an old man called Huazi, it was this old man called Huazi, who deceived me to the door of the hut, it was really hateful, and now, I was also lost, this is called harming others, and I deserve it.

Antarctica's words surprised him.

Where is this? What's going on?

I remember the moment I was at the door of the hut and was overturned, where was the drugged thief?

I didn't see the drugged thief embryo, but I saw the master and the South China Sea fairy chatting on the side, it seems that they saved me.

Nanbu is happy and sad, happy that the grandfather saved me, sad is that it fell into the hands of the grandfather, this time he will definitely not let me go, and will take me back to the South China Sea.

Now, whether the third brother is alive or dead, his whereabouts are unknown, how can I leave him alone at this time. If you want to go, you can't go at this time.

Whenever I asked Shopkeeper Lin about the third brother, he always flickered and looked worried, which is not a good sign.

When the third brother left me when his son was not yet a month old, there must be a sufficient reason to leave, and he didn't say it, he had his own troubles.

Just as he was thinking like this, he saw the grandfather walking towards him while nagging.

Who is the yellow-faced woman in the grandfather's mouth? Is it me? No.

Nan Bu squinted his eyes, looking at the master and the fairy of the South China Sea, she was an extremely smart person, and immediately understood that the "yellow-faced woman" was referring to me?!

When did I become a yellow-faced woman? I can't say that I look like a beautiful woman, but I definitely not have a yellow-faced woman.

I only felt that my face was tense, and when I touched my face, I was a little rough, and I understood that I was transfigured, who was easy? Of course, it was not the master, it must be the little old man who was drugged.

Why did he give me a disguise? It won't be a good thing anyway, whatever.

The fairy of the South China Sea shouted: "Master, the yellow-faced woman is awake, I saw her move her hand, you ask her, the little old man who turned over her, is she good, hehe." ”

The old man is getting older and older, becoming more and more eccentric, and he often has strange ideas and sayings, and he can say what he wants, and no matter how others persuade him, it is useless, and "getting along" must be a strange idea that pops up in his mind.

Nan Bu thinks, if the grandfather comes to ask, as soon as I answer, I can hear my accent, I am not the third brother, I can speak various local dialects, and can change the tone of my voice, for a while, it becomes Zhang San's tone, and for a while, it becomes Li Si's tone, what does it look like, the living dragon is vivid, like a bad thing, it is natural, even I, the person who is with him every day, I can't tell the difference, the third brother bluffs people, it is commonplace.

I can't, as soon as I speak, I will definitely show my stuffing. Don't speak, if you ask questions, pretend to be dumb.

Yes, pretending to be deaf and stupid. Although the fairy of the South China Sea is a smart and clear character, now, I have become a yellow-faced woman, and I can't recognize her, hehe, speaking of which, I have to thank the little old man, there are really two times, and it is so easy that even the people of the Nan family can't recognize them, haha, there are two times.

Then I thought, I'm sorry, thank you, let me touch it one day, he looks good.

Here, don't think nonsense, remember, don't pronounce, don't speak, pretend to be deaf and stupid, and get by.

With his mind set, Nan blinked his eyes and looked at Nanhai Yaoxian in a daze, like the kind of person with a little bit of a line in his head, that kind of look.

After following the ever-changing third brother Liu for a long time, the "pretending to work" of the south is not falling, and it is invisible, and the benefits are not shallow.

Nanhai Medicine Immortal Antarctic Weng walked up to him and said with a pleasant face: "Fellow, don't be afraid, we are good people, I just want to ask you a few questions." ”

Nan Bu's eyes were very well pretended, timid, and he stared at the South China Sea Medicine Immortal blankly, as if he didn't understand.

Nanji Weng told her not to be afraid, but reminded her, she simply pretended to be afraid, her eyes were flustered, her hands were holding her face, and her fingers were trembling slightly.

Antarctica Weng said: "Do you understand the old man's words? I don't mean anything else, I just ask you a few questions." ”

The South China Sea Fairy said: "Countrymen can't understand your words, your official language, with a South China Sea accent, is indeed a little difficult to understand your words." ”

Nanji Weng said unhappily: "Don't mess around, I can try to find a clue." ”

The fairy of the South China Sea hurriedly shut up, although she often has unique opinions, after all, one is a master and the other is an apprentice, she understands this rule.

Antarctic Weng asked again: "Fellow, do you understand what I said?"

Nan Bu pointed to his mouth and shook his head, that's enough, hey, he nodded and pointed to his ears. I don't know what she wants to say?

Don't say that Nanji Weng can't understand it, even Nan Bu can't understand it himself, every action she does, in fact, is a messy action, what she wants is a "messy" word, let the master think and guess wildly.

Did you not understand it, or did you hear it behind your ears, or did you not hear it at all?

Antarctic Weng was patient, and asked again: "Fellow, can you speak? If you can speak, be bold, say whatever you want, it doesn't matter if you say something wrong, the old man will never blame you, even if you contradict the old man, it is the old man who told you to say it, then the speaker is not guilty, the person who hears it is full of caution, and will never retaliate, or add up evil words, this point, you can put a hundred and twenty hearts." What kind of person the old antarctic weng is, everyone on the rivers and lakes knows it. ”

Nan Bu pointed to his mouth with his finger and shook his head, meaning that I was dumb.

Nanji Weng said: "Fellow, I understand, you are dumb, you can't speak, right? That's okay, let me ask, you either nod your head, or shake your head, okay? Can't both nod and shake your head, and gesture, the old man doesn't know how to be dumb, and then you put it, it's also in vain, make the old man, confused, I don't know what to say, it's okay, I said, and gave Nan Bu a wake-up call, yes, I just messed around with the master, nodded and shook his head, let him cry and laugh, so that he can bluff over."

Antarctic Weng asked: "Fellow, the little old man who drugged you is your friend, right?"

Nan Bu nodded, and Nanji Weng said: "Fairy, come on, come on, the yellow-faced woman nodded, you will lose now." ”

The South China Sea Fairy said: "Master, look at it again, after she nodded, she shook her head again, you lost." ”

Antarctica Weng looked at it, and sure enough, the yellow-faced woman was shaking her head. He said, "At first, she nodded, and then she shook her head, right? Again. ”

Nanji Weng said to Nan Bu again: "Fellow, you are not deaf, are you?"

Nan Bu nodded, but pointed his finger to his mouth and gave a thumbs up again.

Nanji Weng said: "It's good that your ears are not deaf, your mouth, is it good? What a fart, you can't say a word, and you still give a thumbs up, who believes it! I don't care about other things, don't get involved, okay? Rice should be eaten one bite at a time, things must be done one by one, don't worry, you just answer me a question, you can't answer one or two, so tear it apart, it will be messy, even if the bull's head pants are torn, it can't be pulled clearly." Let me ask you again, is the little old man who has been drugged good with you?"

Nan Bu looked at Nanji Weng with bulging eyes, nodded again, and waved his hand.

Antarctic Weng said to the South China Sea fairy: "Fairy, you lost, you see, the yellow-faced woman nodded, this time she didn't shake her head." ”

The South China Sea Fairy said, "Then what does she mean by waving her hand?"

Antarctic Weng said: "Waving your hand doesn't count." ”

The fairy of the South China Sea said: "How can it not be counted? Waving his hand means that he is not my friend." ”

Antarctic Weng said: "No, the yellow-faced woman is saying 'goodbye'." ”

The fairy of the South China Sea said: "Say goodbye to whom?"

Antarctica Weng said: "Of course it's us." The meaning of these two actions is 'The little old man who got drugged is my friend, okay, goodbye, friend.'" ’”

The fairy of the South China Sea said: "Then try again." If she still makes these two moves, count me as losing. ”

Antarctic Weng was a little uneasy, and said, "What if her movements change?"

The South China Sea Fairy said: "Then the two of us will pass through the light and tie." ”

Antarctic Weng is a childlike old man, and said: "Come here, it's just a big deal." ”

Nanji Weng said to the yellow-faced woman: "Fellow, don't be annoyed, okay, the same question, I'll ask it one last time, you'd better answer with the two actions just now, you don't have to do more, you can't do less, otherwise, don't blame the old man for asking endlessly." If you ask upset, if you ask old and angry, then it's not pleasant, right?"

Nan Bu just smirked, noncommittal.

Antarctic Weng coughed twice, cleared his throat, word by word, and asked: "Fellow, is you the one who took the medicine?"

Nan Bu really couldn't hold back, "Gegege" laughed strangely, this laughter, at first it was true, she really couldn't stand it, and then, for fear of breaking the diorama, she began to laugh evilly, and the more she laughed, the more evil she became, the laughter was extremely evil, and her eyes were even more evil, and the smile made the Antarctic Weng Nanhai Fairy look at each other and get goosebumps.

Antarctic Weng shouted and said, "Don't laugh!"

Nan Bu was startled, the laughter stopped abruptly, his eyes looked left and right, wandering, shaking his head again and again, and waving his hand again and again.

Antarctic Weng said: "Fellow, what do you mean?"

The fairy of the South China Sea said: "What she means: the little old man who has been drugged is not 'I'm good, okay, friend 'goodbye'." ”

Antarctica said: "You are learning from me to speak." ”

The South China Sea Fairy said: "I'm sorry, Master's statement is very reasonable, the apprentice is not talented, so I can only apply it like this, I don't know if it's right?"

Antarctic Weng said: "Okay, if you have a point, let's get through, don't lose or win, make a tie, and ask again." ”

The fairy of the South China Sea said: "Master, she is mentally retarded, and she is deaf and dumb, let's not gamble on this host, okay?"

Antarctic Weng said: "It's not good, if you want to gamble to the end, how can you give up halfway, when I was young and studying, if I give up halfway, how can I have such a world-class talent now, the doctor is invincible all over the world, gold and silver treasures are rolling in, and the old decay looks down on people who give up halfway and are exposed to the cold." ”

Master's cow tendon temper attacked, and the South China Sea Fairy was really convinced, and said, "Master, the apprentice admits to gambling and loses, okay?"

Nanji Weng said: "It's not good, spread it, the world will say that the old man bullies the apprentice." ”

The fairy of the South China Sea said: "Master, in a few days, let's find a person with a clear mind and normal sanity, is it good to bet on the host? This person is not good at betting, even if you win, you will be wronged if you win, I will lose and lose and you will be wronged by the ghost, can it be regarded as a real win or loss? Of course not, it is better not to gamble." ”

Antarctic Weng said: "Hey, there is some truth in this, the old man must win your heart next time, and the five bodies will be thrown to the ground." ”

The fairy of the South China Sea said: "Master Gaojian, let's go quickly, the kid who escaped, not an idle person, maybe go to call someone, not afraid of things, one more thing, it's better to have one less thing, if you want to worry, go quickly, if you want to fight, let's wait for him." ”

Nanji Weng nodded and said: "The old man has never liked to use force, the Nan family is a scholarly disciple, Zhong Mingding cannibalism, pay attention to etiquette, music, poetry and books, cultivate and read heirlooms, can you not fight, it is better not to fight, go, it is still important to find Nan not to fall, yes, go, find Nan not to fall, I don't know if it is auspicious or vicious now, it is really a little girl who does not make people worry." ”

Hearing this, Nan couldn't fall for a sour heart, and his eyes were damp.

Antarctica, with an ebony crane cane, walked out of the hut without looking back.

Hearing the sound of cars and horses outside the door, the fairy child of the South China Sea shouted, the wheels rolled away, and gradually moved away.

Nan Bu got up from the ground, wanted to see his face, saw a broken mirror hanging on the earthen wall, so he walked to the front and took a photo, wow, really ugly, white temples, wrinkled face, eyebrows upside down, hanging eyes and slanted mouth, she really wanted to tear off the human skin mask, wash it, return to its original appearance, and then think about it, now with this respect, it is like a different person, as long as I don't meet the thief embryo who gave me a disguise, I can travel the rivers and lakes smoothly, ensure safety, let's go, keep this dignity first.

Where are your swords and clothes? I guess I felt in the house, and I broke the closet by the earthen wall, and when I opened the closet, I found the sword and my clothes, and I put my sword on my waist, and I found a rag, and I put my clothes in a bag, and I carried them on my shoulders.

Quick, let's go back to the well of the Xishan Orchard first, I don't know if the shopkeeper Lin is still there, Noble is hungry, it's time to breastfeed, maybe, they are still waiting for me.

Seeing that the window was covered with a broken quilt, the three dolls on a bed were not covered with quilts on the bed, blew out the oil lamp, took off the quilt, covered the dolls, opened the door, and flashed out.

2016/09/07