Chapter 477: A write-off
"Ouch, it's painful for me, what kind of thing is this, Tang Seng, what kind of demon magic did you use for me, stop it!!"
The Jade Emperor roared, and it could be seen that his entire face had turned the color of pork liver. It hurts so much, the whole backyard is blown up, even the gods can't stand it!
"Tang Seng, this hatred, I will never die with you, you remember it for me!"
The Jade Emperor lost his face, and felt that his future status would definitely be affected, and he would become the laughing stock of the Three Realms, and he couldn't live this day.
"Hehe, you're still fighting with me? I'm going to bring you back to life. ”
Tang Sen is magnificent, since he is not dying, then there is nothing to look at, he will not humiliate this No. 1 boss of the Three Realms today, and he will never give up.
"I've changed. ”
Hmmm-
Tang Sen pinched the trick, vibrated the notes, and made all the bamboo leaves and green snakes explode, he wanted to blow up this jade emperor with a fat brain, blow up the backyard and blow up the intestines.
Who called this Jade Emperor to have a stomach full of, this is a lesson for him.
Boom Boom –
The sound of the drums became louder, like firecrackers, crackling and crackling, this is the note of a song, a note is like a firecracker, there are hundreds, enough to explode for a while.
"Ouch, Tang Seng, you shameless thing, you have the ability to kill me, hum!"
I have to say that to be able to sit in the position of the Jade Emperor, it is quite ruthless, the Jade Emperor suddenly sat up, his face changed, and he said with great majesty.
It's just that the backyard is already bleeding, half of the buttocks are gone, and the entire dragon robe is dented to go first.
"Why should I kill you, it's not fun to kill you, besides, you are the big guy, the big man of the heavenly court, the poor monk can't afford to provoke, you can't kill it, you still come to fight with me!"
Tang Sen grinned, he knew that he couldn't kill the Jade Emperor now, since this guy could sit in the position of the Jade Emperor, not to mention that he had a magic weapon to save his life, and there was also a Taishang Laojun behind him.
Don't look at Lao Jun who was threatened by him at the beginning, he was actually terrifyingly strong. As for why he has not been suppressed, there must be other reasons.
Of course, this is only Townsend's speculation, and there is no actual evidence.
It's just certain that there must be an insider.
"You ......"
The Jade Emperor pointed at Tang Sen, his fingers were trembling, it was so annoying, he thought that Tang Sen would not dare to kill him, so as to anger him, but this guy actually showed weakness and treated him as a big man, not to kill!
With this appearance, God is still a big man.
In the Three Realms, can there be blood and still be a big man?
It's all suppressed and hit the streets, okay!
The Jade Emperor wanted to die, and he couldn't wait to find a hole to get into.
After today, I am afraid that the world will only remember that a generation of holy monks relied on blowing up the Jade Emperor's backcourt to ascend to the throne, and since then they have soared into the sky and laughed proudly in the Three Realms.
And he, the Jade Emperor, will only be reduced to a foil, used to set off the grandeur and strength of Tang Seng.
This...... It's something that the Jade Emperor can't bear.
Therefore, he can only be strong and inward-looking, and endure the pain in his body to maintain the majesty and indesecration of the Jade Emperor.
"What are you, do you want to say that the poor monk is really handsome?"
Tang Sen laughed, and said to the smiling Queen Mother: "Niangniang, I borrowed your peach before, and now this favor has finally been repaid, thank you Niangniang for giving the poor monk a chance to repay the favor." ”
......
In an instant, the Queen Mother's originally beaming face fell, she looked at Tang Sen in disbelief and disbelief, and said slowly: "Where do you start with this?"
"Niangniang, didn't you forget, the poor monk just helped you slap the Jade Emperor in the face, you see that the backyard is still bleeding now, oh no, it's a spanking, it's all blooming. ”
Tang Sen laughed.
What he meant by this was that the peaches he had received before had been written off, and he had repaid the favor and no longer owed his mother.
"Tang Seng, you're not joking with this seat, are you!"
The Queen Mother smiled, thinking that Tang Sen was joking with her, and said happily.
"No kidding, the Jade Emperor's face is not something that ordinary people can beat, I have taken a big risk by doing this, and those thousands of peaches were not lost at the beginning, it was worth it!"
Tang Sen said seriously, what he said was indeed the truth, he could slap the Jade Emperor in the face, and he beat him so much, no one could do it before, not to mention that Sanqing wouldn't, if he didn't have that ability, no one under the saint could have such courage and courage.
Therefore, compared with ordinary people, Tang Sen's move is undoubtedly self-defeating, and it is no different from a moth to a fire. Even some people would rather not offend the Jade Emperor than peach.
People have to be self-aware, give you thousands of peaches, don't have the life to enjoy them, what's the use of holding them in your hands, isn't it?
But this is all relative to ordinary people, but Tang Sen is different, he dares to say and do, it is very simple to hit the Jade Emperor in the face once, he can fight if he wants, and he will run away after the fight, there is no threat to his life, in the eyes of outsiders, this is not worth it.
Your asking price is too high.
Not only did the Queen Mother think so, but even a group of heavenly soldiers and generals were also thinking in their hearts, they felt that Tang Sen was completely unreasonable, he wanted to repay the debt, and he came casually, he didn't plan to repay the mother, and he was still arrogant.
It's just that no one dares to say it, and they all hold it in their hearts, thinking that Tang Sen is not a person, too many tricks.
"Isn't your asking price a little too high, and besides, this palace didn't tell you to do this before?!"
The Queen Mother was sweating profusely, she recalled that Tang Sen had not been so cunning when he came to the Heavenly Palace before, and now he is becoming more and more thief and cheaper.
More and more pitted.
"Na Na Na Na, Niangniang, this is your mistake, the poor monk helped you finish slapping the Jade Emperor's face, aren't you repaying the debt? Niangniang, don't say that you are a woman, if you are like this, the poor monk will go directly to Pan Tao and find you to compensate for the mental loss!"
Tang Sen was not happy, and said with a slight threat in his words.
Made, Lao Tzu doesn't care if you are a woman or a man, since you don't admit it, I will go and get some peaches, and strive to make sure that you don't have any peaches to eat in heaven.
The thief is very unreasonable.
The Queen Mother had a feeling that she couldn't explain when she met Bing, her chest rose and fell violently, her thin lips trembled, and she finally calmed down for a while, and finally said calmly:
"Cheng, let's write it off, but this palace has something to say, Elder Tang should be careful, there are dangers everywhere in these three realms, sometimes the boat capsizes in the gutter, and I don't know how I died. ”
Phew-
After speaking, the Queen Mother rode up on the auspicious clouds without looking back, and the phoenix robe shook and disappeared from everyone's eyes.
"What do you mean? I, Emperor Tang Tian, am still the kind of people who are randomly suppressed on the street? Whoever suppresses me, I will definitely want him to hit the street, hum!"
Tang Sen snorted, and rolled his eyes at the Queen Mother.
He couldn't understand what this woman who had no sex for many years thought.
(End of chapter)