Chapter 368: The Scoundrel to the Extreme
When the twilight fell, the swaying suspended ship sailed into the small port of Pantaoyuan at a high speed.
Monkeys stand side by side with wind chimes on the deck and gaze out at the endless sea of flowers.
A breeze blew, bringing up waves that emitted pink fluorescence, and in the darkness, with the night view of the heavenly court, it gave people a dreamlike sense of dismay.
"Queue-!"
A roar came from the high suspension bridge.
On the dock, the entire army of heavenly soldiers had already assembled, and they struck their breastplates one by one, shouting, "Welcome Lord Si Yuan-!"
In the other direction, dozens of scribes and hundreds of immortal slaves also bowed their hands in unison: "Welcome Lord Siyuan!"
Seeing this, the monkey tilted his head slightly, squinted at the two people standing beside him, and asked with a smile, "What did you just explain?"
Hearing this, the two of them immediately wiped their sweat violently.
Zhou Siyuan hurriedly said: "Let the adults laugh, this ...... This is all the meaning of the big guy, where is the use of explanation? Isn't it? Who doesn't know the prestige of the adult, who doesn't know?"
"Yes, yes, it's all guys!hahahaha. Zhang Xianli hurriedly agreed.
"Yes, I like it. The monkey nodded, and stepped onto the suspension bridge that had just been lowered.
The two of them breathed a sigh of relief.
With everyone, the monkey and his party slowly walked across the suspension bridge. The leaders of the soldiers and scribes immediately greeted him, but before he could speak, he was driven away by Zhou Siyuan, who rushed to the front.
He bowed and arched his hand, "When the lord first arrives, let the humble position lead the way." ”
"Okay, you can lead the way. The monkey said casually.
Surrounded by this large group of people. The monkey slowly walked through the small dock area. Walk through a towering fence lined with defensive formations and enter the peach orchard.
along the way. With the fragrance of peach blossoms and the pink fluorescence in the eyes, the scenery is like walking in a picture scroll with a lantern.
"Your Excellency. Zhou Siyuan bowed down and walked in front of the monkey's side and whispered: "The big guy has prepared a banquet for the adults, and he is in front of him." ”
"Oh, have all my seals arrived?"
Zhou Siyuan hurriedly glanced at the scribe on the side, turned his head and said in a low voice: "The seal has arrived." It's just that...... Our ship has gone awry, and it is moving slowly, and now the messenger has returned. Only the seal remained. ”
"In that case, I have to take the seal first. ”
"This ......" Zhou Siyuan smiled awkwardly and said, "My lord, it's getting late, let's do it tomorrow for the handover matter." ”
"That's not going to work. The monkey glanced at Zhou Siyuan lightly and said, "In case this matter spreads, how can I be accused of negligence?"
When it came to this, Zhou Siyuan was inconvenient to persuade more, so he had to whisper: "My lord is diligent in his duties." He is a role model for us. ”
With that, he glanced at the scribe on the side. The scribe immediately understood, and trotted out of the line to go first.
......
Yao Chi.
Tai Bai Xing put down the jade slip that was attached to his lips and said softly: "Qi Yu Niangniang, that monkey head has arrived in Pan Taoyuan. ”
"And then?" asked the Queen Mother coldly.
The expression was much more soothing than before.
And then ...... Zhou Siyuan invited him to the banquet, but he refused, saying that he was afraid...... Afraid of the crime of 'dereliction of duty', he was willing to sit at the table only after the handover was completed. ”
The Queen Mother took a deep breath, and her hand kept rubbing the ring for a long time, and then she laughed and said, "This monkey is very suspicious. It's just that the eyes of the heart are a little too much. If this palace wants to take him, how can it use such a petty crime as 'dereliction of duty'?"
......
An hour later, Tai Bai Xing put down the jade slip that was attached to his lips again, and said in a low voice: "Qi Yu Niangniang, the monkey head has received the seal, and now ...... Now for the handover. ”
"Handover?" The Queen Mother couldn't help frowning: "It's so late, he really wants to complete all the handover matters today?"
"It sees, it's so. ”
"It's fine. The queen mother said leisurely: "The sooner you hand him over, if you take office, you should take him as soon as possible." ”
......
Two more hours passed.
The queen mother, who was asleep on the low table with her forehead propped up her forehead, woke up suddenly, and asked in a hurry, "How is the monkey head?"
Tai Bai Xing pursed his lips and said in a low voice: "Back to Niangniang's words, he ...... He was still looking at the ledger. ”
"Still looking at the ledger?" the Queen Mother couldn't help but hesitate for a moment and asked, "How long has it been since this happened, and you haven't finished reading it yet?"
"I haven't finished reading it yet. Tai Bai Xing bowed and said: "I just saw the second volume, he said that he has not been to school since he was a child, and he is not very literate, and now he ...... I'm letting the palace maid called the wind chime teach one by one. ”
"One by one...... Teach?, only to learn words at this time?" the corner of the queen mother's eyes couldn't help twitching.
......
And so, the day passed.
In the early morning of the sixty-fifth day of the monkey's ascension, Tai Baixing stood in front of the Queen Mother and said, "Qi Yu Niangniang, the monkey has read all the account books...... Right now...... Now he's going to start counting the peaches. ”
"Count the peaches?" Hearing this, the Queen Mother snorted coldly and said, "It's really a big deal." Although there are many peaches and peach blossoms, they are all rich in spiritual power, and with the cultivation of that monkey, I am afraid that it is a matter of sweeping it with divine sense. You don't need a cup of tea. ”
Tai Bai Xing coughed dryly twice, and said cautiously: "What does he mean...... Count them one by one. ”
"One by one...... Count?" the Queen Mother was dumbfounded.
How many peach trees are there in the peach orchard? There are thousands of trees alone, so how many peach and peach blossoms are there?
The queen mother slowly closed her eyes, her face was already extremely ugly, but she could only sigh: "This amount, I'm afraid it will take another day or two......
Tai Bai Xing swallowed dryly, wiped the sweat on his forehead with his sleeve, and said in a low voice: "Qi Yu Niangniang, he has just counted to fifteen hundred, but ...... But he claimed that he had lost his mind and counted wrongly, so now he began to count from the beginning again. ”
With that, Tai Bai Xing skillfully moved a step back.
Suddenly, the Queen Mother even leaned back slightly, and her eyes were as big as copper bells.
A moment later, a hysterical scream suddenly resounded through Yao Chi. The Xian'e Qing family in the palace couldn't help but be surprised.
"This, this, this...... This monkey head is endless! You! It's too platinum! You said three days and three days! Now it's the fifth day. The monkey is doing well in the peach orchard. You didn't get re-elected! You tell me what you have planned! You tell me!"
Before he finished speaking, he saw a candlestick flying towards the Tai Bai Xing.
......
Ten days later, in the imperial study of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, the Jade Emperor sat expressionlessly, closed his eyes and sighed, "He finally finished counting the peaches?"
"Qi Yu Majesty xià. The roller shutter hesitated and said, "Peach, count it." ”
The Jade Emperor slowly opened his eyes and said, "Say, what does he want to do now?
"Counting peach blossoms is not true. He also said he wanted to count, but that later, now he wanted to ...... He wanted to get to the bottom of it. ”
"Bottom account?" the Jade Emperor was stunned for a moment.
What is the bottom account? The bottom account is to record when every tree and every flower blooms and when it bears fruit. For thousands of years, this pile of things as high as mountains has been piled up...... He's going to proofread one peach after another?
The Jade Emperor slapped his palm on his head, and clenched his words, "I understand." How did he delay his time, how did he come, how did he come! This monkey is really a scoundrel! What a scoundrel is it!"
With that, a punch slammed into the dragon case.
The roller shutter was so shocked that he quickly lowered his head.
At this moment, the Jade Emperor really had a feeling of urgency.
After being the Jade Emperor for so long, he had never met such a scoundrel subordinate, and he actually used the rules of the heavenly court to play an inexplicable game with himself.
But even so. What could he do? Should he order the monkey head to skip a qiē procedure and take over?
If so, something will happen to you. The monkey head also owes a lot to that holy decree. In this way, didn't he want to push him into the fire pit and couldn't do it, and ended up giving him an amulet?
After a long groan, the Jade Emperor gritted his teeth and asked in a low voice, "What about Yaochi? Did the Queen Mother make any moves on her side?" Could it be that she just let the monkey continue to toss. After counting the peaches and checking the bottom account, and counting the peach blossoms after checking the bottom account, what if all of them are passed over again, and the monkey head says that he wants to re-inspect them? If he continues to toss like this, let alone a year and a half, even if he is given three or five years, he may not be able to finish the toss!"
The curtain hesitated and said: "That monkey has not even completed the handover so far, how can the queen mother catch him? But ......"
"But what?" the Jade Emperor asked, raising his eyes.
"Your Majesty, however, in the past few days, all armies have carried out drills, and the location is mostly selected in the area of Yaochi. ”
"Chosen in the area of Yaochi?" The Jade Emperor suddenly felt that his head was big, what kind of rotten thing was this? He gritted his teeth and said, "What are they doing near Yaochi? Who told them to go? When they go to the Nine Heavens to train their troops, there is a reason not to play in advance?"
"There are all the armies involved, and most of them are small teams. Maybe it's because the scale is too small, so it didn't work. But when they were gathered together, there were 100,000 people. ”
"What's going on, have you found out?!"
The roller shutter hurriedly bowed his head and said, "Returning to Your Majesty, ...... Haven't found out yet. However, it is speculated that it was done by Tai Platinum Star. The Queen Mother was afraid of the force of the monkey head and wanted to mobilize troops to protect Yaochi, but she didn't have the power of the army, so she ......"
"So you buy the young generals of the various armies and let them pull out all the troops they have at hand and run to the vicinity of Yaochi to practice?"
"The ...... It should be. ”
The Jade Emperor took a deep breath and sighed, "Investigate carefully! This matter can be big or small, let me investigate carefully!"
"No!"
"And!" the Jade Emperor pointed to the curtain and shouted: "You quickly think of a way for me, find a way to break that monkey's head!
"No...... Promise. (To be continued......)
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