Chapter 20: Trouble Comes
"Uh-uh, old Arhat, the child has no mother, it's a long story......! It's far away, you listen to me from the beginning......" Kuan'er Ye pondered for a long time and decided to tell all the truth. Let's start with Huang Ya's mother.
How did it happen? How did the feud end? What happened to the king and the county lord? and the matter of the mother. Kuan'er Ye thought to himself, someone asked, I honestly say that it is not a betrayal of the king. This old raccoon dog has its own fate and cause and effect, this ...... I can't blame others.
The old fat cat didn't listen, but when he heard it..... he roared wildly, like thunder! The whole mountain trembled, like a tiger roaring and a dragon groaning!
"Amitabha.....! Brother, this tail of yours is also burned by them!" asked the old fat cat with fierce teeth.
Kuan'er nodded tremblingly: "Yes...... Ahem, it's always me, old and useless, and I haven't escaped the eyes of the county lord. I am afraid that the king's cultivation will not last for more than 2,000 years! He can go into the sky to burn clouds, and he can drill into the ground and set fires below, which is like a fairy! We are all his courtiers now, isn't this ..... The village under the jurisdiction of the raccoon dog is also under my control. ”
What Kuan'er said was very neutral, without biased emotional color, but also to leave room for himself, while explaining the matter, he did not forget to blow Jiang Ming's cow, even if the king blamed him in the future, he would have an explanation.
"Ah..... I haven't seen you for 50 years, how did you become so cowardly, I really sigh!" the old fat cat shook his head.
When this guy was suffering in the past, he didn't speak a word of Amitabha, and he didn't know what he had experienced.
Like a rattlesnake, he shook his tail and didn't make any response. It's ...... now I regret it a little bit, maybe I shouldn't have talked too much to the old fat cat. This old fat cat is unreliable, in case he pats his ass and leaves. I still have to face the "Dali Temple" Lord Momo, in case Lord Momo gets angry and cuts off his tongue, what can I do?
The old fat cat seemed to see its thoughts, let out a slight sigh, and soothed: "Old brother, don't be afraid, things are ...... It's not at all what you think, here..... There's a big secret!"
"Secret?" "Secret?" Kuan'er Ye looked at the old fat cat incredulously, feeling that it had something to say.
"That's good!" the old fat cat bared his teeth and smiled, and said: "Within a radius of 500 miles, there is only one that can cultivate for 2,000 years! It is the Rat Rakshasa who came from Persia back then, and now lives in the imperial capital! Between 1,000 and 2,000 years, there is only one, and it is the Golden Scorpion Niangniang, the Spiritual Saint Bodhisattva of Sense! That is, ..... Your king bragged that he was the one who could tie the hand. And then outside..... There's no one else!"
"Yes......" Kuan Ye looked at the old fat cat in surprise, what it said, Kuan Er Ye had never heard of, these Baojia Immortals were hillbillies, and they had never been exposed to things 20 miles away!
"Yes!" the old fat cat nodded: "Just ..... Listening to your words, I can feel that your king is very afraid of the golden scorpion lady, no matter how fanciful he says, what protects you and saves this realm, it is all nonsense! Since he is afraid of others, what kind of big-tailed wolf do you pretend? Take you family guards as dog envoys and help him scout the situation in the surrounding villages, for fear that people will come to him. ”
"Oh......" Kuan'er Ye blinked, and he also figured out a little taste, and asked: "Then the old Arhat, that golden scorpion lady, will really come to the village and catch us Baojia Immortals as medicine refining?"
"Hehehe......." The old fat cat smiled smugly, and his eyes were full of pride.
I said..... Old brother, don't panic, and don't be afraid! That golden scorpion lady caught the Baojia Immortal to refine the medicine, it was not false at all! She had a black forest, and she specially turned the Baojia Immortal into a child first, and then tied it to a tree to let the poisonous bees sting. But you don't need to be afraid of her, because this golden scorpion lady has already been subdued by my eldest brother and sister-in-law!, I don't dare to come out and be a demon again!" said the old fat cat proudly.
"Your eldest brother and sister-in-law?" said to the old fat cat in surprise..... You are a monk, how can you still have a sister-in-law, it's messy, and it feels very complicated!
The old fat cat nodded: "Yes! My eldest brother is a well-known hero in the Jiangbei spirit beast world, a word flying thunderbolt, a flower-faced royal cat flower fairy! And my sister-in-law is a claw stepping on plum blossoms and snow without a trace, and the phantom cat Charm Sanniang! There are two of them, one is the big boss of Qingfeng Longya Stream, and Mei Sanniang is the second master, but a couple, and I ..... Naturally, it's the third master!"
"Oh..... It turned out to be their two old heroes!" Kuan'er Ye pretended to realize suddenly, as if he knew someone.
The old fat cat said: "Yes, the eldest brother and sister-in-law occupy half of the sky of the golden scorpion secret realm, and they can't get away from confronting that might." It can only be ..... by me On behalf of the management of Qingfeng Longya Stream, but brother, brother, I am a monk, I am not very willing to engage in specific management, in the past, I was only responsible for patrolling the mountain, so ..... I would like to invite you and the raccoon brothers to go up the mountain with me and serve as the fourth and fifth masters! You can rest assured, we want to eat and drink on this mountain, and enjoy endless delicacies and seafood!"
Kuan'er smiled bitterly, seeing that the crisis of the so-called golden scorpion lady being a demon had been lifted, and his courage was much stronger. I listened to the old fat cat again, how his eldest brother and sister-in-law are so awesome...... It also increased his trust and reliance on the old fat cat, shook his head and muttered: "Old Luohan, I have received your friendship, but ..... Do you see my current virtue, can I go? Honestly, that Lord Momo, has clairvoyance and ears, what we said, the Supreme Fire Yama King may already know, and he is about to come to ask me about my sins, and I have also thought about it, this is alive...... It's really boring, why don't you let the king throw me in a coffin and burn me alive!"
"Amitabha! Let his mother's donkey smoke dog stinky fart! What clairvoyance? What shunfeng ears? Do you really regard yourself as a fairy? This clairvoyant eye and shunfeng ear ability, not to mention him, even the rat rakshasa from Persia can't do it! Bragging and not making drafts can only deceive you country immortals!" said the old fat cat angrily.
"I said old Arhat, be quiet, don't let them hear me!"
Master Kuan'er pretended to be highly nervous and said, in fact, ..... At this moment, it has rebelled, and all it has in its mind is to follow the old fat cat back to Qingfeng Longya Stream, and eat and drink spicy food together. Reminding the old fat cat so carefully is actually fanning the flames and further arousing the old fat cat's fighting spirit.
"Amitabha, old brother, don't be afraid, I'm here today, but I want to teach you the king, and the so-called county lord, see if they are powerful, or I, the Kunlun Iron Arhat, are powerful!" said the old fat cat.
"Eh, old Arhat, I can't help it, I can't help it! It's not that I grow up the ambition of others and extinguish my own prestige! That Supreme Fire Yama King is so evil, he can set fire all over his body, and there is a big red coffin, which is extremely terrifying! He has said that he has 2,000 years of cultivation!"
Master Kuan'er felt that this excitement was not enough, and continued to make eye medicine for the old fat cat.
"Amitabha!" The old fat cat stomped his feet angrily and shouted loudly: "He is 2,000 years old! I am still 20,000 years old! Who can't brag? He is fire, I am iron, can I be afraid of him? I can strangle him without waiting for him to burn me! Old brother, you lead the way and take me to meet him!"
"This ..... It's just, old Arhat, you go to see him, I'm ..... It's not convenient to show up," Ku'er Ye sighed for his teeth.
"I don't need you to show up, just show me the place and tell me where I am!" the old fat cat clenched his fists, and the tips of his fingers poked out sharp nails, like steel needles!
Saying...... Whether Momo has the ability to follow the wind or not, it can be said that there is, or it can be said that there is no!
Only the gods on the Nantian Gate can do it, but Momo does have a tailwind ear, and this tailwind ear is the three slippers.
Jiang Ming took everyone back to Huojia Village, and after the three slippers arrived in Huojia Village, they recognized the road clearly, and they always felt unsteady in their hearts, and returned to Nanxianzhuang, because they ...... It always felt that this string of masters was subdued by the king, and he was not sincerely obedient.
As the saying goes, you must know your confidants and listen to what you say. It plans to listen to what this string of grandfathers is talking about behind the king's back, write it down, and then go back to report it. Let's not mention it, when the next meeting is held, let the king order a little string of masters, it will definitely make it tremble and convinced, and believe in the existence of Lord Momo's so-called tailwind ear.
As a result, these three never expected that they would be able to hear these .......