Chapter 1 I Am a "Flat-Headed Brother"

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(I saw that many readers complained that I didn't write a Honghuang text, and I don't want to explain it anymore, so let's just treat this as an ordinary Xianxia text.) )

Hongmeng's first judgment, the first opening of heaven and earth.

In the flood and famine, there is no year, since Pangu opened the world, and experienced the first tribulation of the Dragon and Han Dynasty, several Yuan Hui have passed between heaven and earth.

During this period, the three tribes of beasts, scale armor, and birds fought a war, triggering the first catastrophe of the flood famine, and the ancestors of the three tribes blew themselves up with the cultivation of quasi-saints, causing the mountains and rivers of the flood to be shattered, and the four poles to erupt.

The water of the East Pole instantly eroded the sea area, the wind of the West Pole immediately enveloped the wind valley of thousands of miles, the endless fire of the South Pole detonated the volcano of thousands of miles in an instant, and the extremely cold soil of the Arctic instantly sealed thousands of miles of mountains and rivers.

From time to time, the four beasts are blessed to the soul, and they make great wishes with the peak of Daluo, suppress the four poles with boundless merits, fix the earth, wind and water, and calm the disaster.

So far, the flood has been reborn, all things have recovered, and the new flood world is full of vitality, with beautiful mountains and rivers everywhere, and all over the caves and blessed lands, like a fairyland.

......

On the shore of the East China Sea, an ancient forest.

Noon.

In a damp and dark cave, a bitten and scaly honey badger was lying asleep in it.

Suddenly, the injured Dense Badger slowly opened a pair of dark and round eyes, he looked at the dark cave, and whispered:

"Where is this? Am I dead?"

"Hey, it hurts, I'm not dead!"

He moved slightly, and immediately gasped, he felt a hot pain all over his body, he couldn't even turn his head at will, and he kept cursing in his heart for the group of people who fought with him.

His name is Gu Xuan, he is a high school student in a backward small county, he has been living in his uncle's house since his parents died when he was a child, and he has nothing to complain about this kind of life.

It's just that he has been sending people under the fence, so that his personality is a little withdrawn, and a month ago he suddenly met a kitten who was sick with him.

Subsequently, Gu Xuan adopted the kitten in an abandoned house, and the cute kitten added a touch of warmth to Gu Xuan's cold heart, and the kitten began to occupy a large place in Gu Xuan's heart.

Until yesterday, when he went to feed the kitten with food, he saw a group of thugs who had broken all the kitten's legs and tied them to a wooden board to play darts.

Listening to the kitten's helpless and weak cry, Gu Xuan's eyes suddenly turned red, he went crazy and scuffled with a few gangsters, one of the gangsters accidentally smashed his head with a brick, and in an instant Gu Xuan's head was bloody, very scary.

The gangsters fled in panic, Gu Xuan shook his dizzy head, and after saving the kitten, he fell to the ground, and in a trance he seemed to see the kitten licking his fingers.

His memory stayed at that moment, and then it was the current situation, but he didn't expect him to die.

With a slight gasp, the ancient ninja crawled out of the gloomy cave in pain, and as soon as he came out of the cave, he was stunned.

There's sunshine outside, there's trees, there's grass, and small animals, well, a very ordinary country grove scene.

Ordinary your sister!

Can you be reliable! Do you want a tree to grow so big! Darwin will jump out of his coffin when he sees this!

The smallest tree in front of Gu Xuan's eyes was five meters in diameter and ten zhang high, towering to the sky in the true sense.

Can anyone else tell me? What's going on with that big, outrageous fireball overhead? Are you sure it's the sun, not the sun's daddy?

Gu Xuan lowered his head blankly, looking at his furry little paws, unexpectedly a little cute.

Uh, no! That's not the point!

Who can tell him what the hell is going on? He just got into a fight, and how did he become an animal?

He quickly closed his eyes, then opened them again, and after several experiments, he had to accept the absurd truth.

Gu Xuan, who has been reading novels all year round, is no stranger to this situation, and from the current situation, it is obvious that he has crossed over to a small animal.

Gu Xuan slowly breathed a sigh of relief, settled down, and could live again, which was a gift from God.

Although he only turned into a small animal, Gu Xuan still planned to live strongly.

He walked to a small puddle, looking at the reflection in the water, Gu Xuan planned to use his barren biological knowledge to judge what animal he was reborn into, and after careful observation for a while, he suddenly twitched the corner of his eye and cried out.

"Flathead ?!!"

Although there are still some differences in appearance, looking at his conspicuous flat head, white hair, and silver cloak, even if he is not a "flat head brother", he is a close relative.

"Brother Pingtou", whose scientific name is Honey Badger, a hooligan in the animal world, was once called "Brother Pingtou" by many netizens with his two-to-extreme style, and then praised as an Internet celebrity.

Idle and bored netizens even listed ten iron rules based on the habits of this animal:

First, life and death are downbeat, and if you don't accept it, you will do it.

Two, I just want to kill you, or be killed by you.

Three, what others are mine, and what is mine is still mine.

Fourth, I don't want to target anyone, in my eyes you can all eat.

Fifth, I am afraid of myself when I start a war.

Sixth, flat-headed, white-haired and silver-cloaked, I am the fiercest in Africa.

Seventh, all living beings are my meal.

Eighth, I've been too busy in my life, either on the road to a dry frame or on the road.

Nine, Lao Tzu does not hold grudges, and revenge is avenged on the spot.

Ten, arrogance is not in my nature, but provoking me is tantamount to suicide.

Thanks to netizens, Gu Xuan actually likes this kind of little animal, but when he really becomes this animal, he feels very bitter.

You must know that "Brother Pingtou" is actually not as good as netizens say, but it has a relatively second personality, after all, its size is too small, even on the earth it is more dangerous, let alone in this unknown world.

And Gu Xuan was frustrated to find that with his current size, he was just a cub and an abandoned baby.

After recognizing this cruel reality, Gu Xuan sighed and went back to the cave.

Bet five cents, if he dares to wander around this dangerous forest, it is estimated that it will not be long before he becomes a snack for other animals.

In the following month, Gu Xuan dug a few more holes in his cave, profoundly implementing the advanced experience of the three caves of the cunning rabbit.

And during this time, Gu Xuan did not go out to hunt, but very insidiously ambushed to the entrance of the cave, and whenever a small animal passed by, he pounced like lightning.

Even more insidiously, he dropped some herbivore-loving bait at the entrance of his cave and waited for the critters to come to the door automatically.

And thanks to his small size now, it's not enough for those big carnivores to stuff their teeth, so no big animals come to his trouble.

In this way, he survived the first month without any danger, during which he had plenty of food and grew in size.

A month later, on a full moon night, he suddenly felt warm on his body, and he fell asleep deeply, and this sleep was half a month.

When he woke up again, his size had doubled, and he felt like he had strengthened in every way.

Gu Xuan, who was full of confidence, looked at his current body shape with satisfaction, he felt that even if he couldn't beat ordinary carnivores, he could escape, and his safety was already guaranteed.

Now he could finally go to all parts of the forest, and he had been holding back for this day for a long time.

Then he took a step on his short legs, and ran towards the depths of the forest as if he were happy.

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