Chapter 226: The Ancestor Who Can't Be Provoked

After the two entered, they looked carefully, and the furnishings here were crowded, and directly opposite the door of the house was a strip more than a foot long, which was full of rows.

In front of the table is a boxy, three-foot-high wooden table with plates of fruit offerings and two candles.

Badai Old Ancestor said: "Ji Longjun, let's hurry up, the province will alarm a group of people in the government to block outside, trouble! You throw those ranks outside the house, and only keep them for the fruit incense burner." ”

Ji Longjun frowned and said, "Senior brother, this is someone's ancestral hall, and you threw away all the rankings...... Isn't it inappropriate? We're just borrowing other people's incense cases for one purpose. ”

"What's wrong with it, Lao Tzu is here to put gold on their faces! Don't talk nonsense, maybe it will rain in a while, hurry up and clean up!"

Ji Longjun sighed, and had to carefully move the rankings on the bar table one by one.

"Senior brother!"

Ji Longjun's eyes suddenly lit up, and he exclaimed: "This family is actually surnamed 'Dai'! It's the same surname as you! It's really fate, I'll just say let's just pay a respect, and you don't have to throw out the rankings of others! You see it's your own family!"

Badai Old Ancestor frowned, picked up a rank, looked at it, and threw it outside the house:

"Lao Tzu's surname is 'Dai', and the one who wears a hat is not the same thing as his 'generation'!"

Ji Longjun was stunned: "Wear a hat, what kind of hat do you wear, a cuckold?"

Badai Ancestor's face changed, and he was about to hit someone with a wave of his big hand!

But the slap swept to Ji Longjun's cheek and held back, he just said angrily: "Don't give Lao Tzu a poor mouth, let you still throw it out! Don't blame Lao Tzu for not cooperating if you talk nonsense!"

Ji Longjun said angrily: "You are so unreasonable, you will turn your face when you say you will turn your face, and you will do it when you say you will do it! I have provoked you by recruiting you? I have little reading and no education, how do I know what hat you are wearing!"

Ji Longjun said and put the ranking in his hand on the ground, and said angrily: "You dare to throw even your own family's ranking, and you are not afraid of thunder and thunder! I don't do this kind of immoral thing, I want to throw it yourself!"

Ji Longjun said that, he turned his back to the Eight Dai Ancestors, hugged his arms and puffed out no longer to look at him.

The muscles on the face of the Eight Dai Ancestor trembled and his eyes showed a fierce light, but he gritted his teeth again and persuaded himself:

"Bear with it, bear with it, as long as you learn Ji Zong's exercises, Lao Tzu will smash his head with a hammer sooner or later!"

Badai Ancestor said: "Good, good, good, that's it, that's it, I'll do it myself!"

Badai Ancestor looked at the pile of rankings that were neatly placed on the ground by Ji Longjun, and suddenly waved his big hand, and a gust of wind swept over these tablets and were rolled up and fell outside the door, and many of them were broken and broken.

Badai Ancestor looked at the table and walked slowly to the door of the house:

"Ji Longjun, let's hurry up, the people in the yamen should come in a while. ”

Badai Ancestor walked to the door and wanted to close the door, he didn't want people to see him pouting and kowtowing.

But the sky outside was already full of dark clouds, and a lightning bolt struck it, and it was just at the entrance of the foyer!

"Boom!"

There was an explosion, and the lightning smashed the foyer like a glowing battle axe in the hands of the gods!

As soon as the door of the house was closed, it was suddenly blown into countless pieces of wood, the tiles above the head flew everywhere, the door of the ancestral hall opened, and the electric light illuminated the entire gloomy ancestral hall!

"Ugh!"

Eight Dai Ancestor fur exploded and hurriedly dodged back, but no matter how fast he reacted, he couldn't react as fast as lightning, and his huge body was shocked by the majestic force of the explosion and fell inverted under the offering table, knocking over the paper ash under the table

Porcelain basin!

"Hoo ......"

Suddenly, a cool breeze blew, and the wind outside the house was loud, and the raindrops the size of beans crackled and began to fall.

The door of the ancestral hall has been blown up, and the yin wind blew into the house and rolled up the paper ashes all over the ground, mixed with the damp rain and fog to blow the face of the Eight Dai Ancestors!

"Ahhh......h

Badai Old Ancestor got up in a panic, wiped the ashes on his face, and coughed out the ashes that had choked into his throat in pain.

His eyes widened, and he gasped for air.

Badai Ancestor was really scared, and anyone who was almost struck by lightning would be scared half to death.

Ji Longjun was also frightened by this sudden change, he had never seen lightning striking something on the ground, and it was right in front of his eyes, it turned out that the power of the thunder explosion was so great!

It's terrifying.

"Senior brother...... Are you okay?" Ji Longjun looked at the frightened Badai Ancestor who was hanging at the door and asked in a low voice.

Badai Ancestor didn't seem to hear Ji Longjun's question, he still stood there with a strange face, he looked at the pouring rain outside the house and didn't know what he was thinking.

Ji Longjun said: "Senior brother, I'll just say that if you throw all the ancestral rankings of your own family into the courtyard, that is a big disrespectful thing, and it will definitely make God angry! You see that you don't listen to what I said, and you will be punished, right? Listen to the advice of senior brother, quickly pick up those ranks, how bad it is to lose your ancestor's tablet outside in such a heavy rain!"

Badai Old Ancestor's expression was a little steady, and he snorted silently: "Lao Tzu has never believed in ghosts and gods!"

Ji Longjun said: "Senior brother, you are good at everything, but your mouth is too hard! Pick it up or not, don't listen to the advice of the senior brother, be careful of being struck by lightning when you go out for a while!"

As soon as Ji Longjun's words fell, there was a huge lightning bolt outside the house, but this time the lightning didn't hit anything, it just lit up the yard violently, and the huge roar shook people's eardrums!

The raindrops were blown by the strong wind on the face of the Eight Dai Ancestor at the door of the house, as if someone slapped him hard, and the Eight Dai Ancestors really saw the "Dai Clan" in the alley in the lightning...... The name of "the position", my heart trembled violently!

He couldn't help but take two steps back, his thick thighs shaking.

Ji Longjun saw it in his eyes, and shouted with some fear in his heart:

"Senior brother, quickly pick up your ancestors' ranks! Otherwise, the thunder will really split your head in a while! There is a saying, 'Listen to my advice and eat enough!'"

Ji Longjun saw that Badai Ancestor was hesitant, and seemed to be a little unable to make up his mind, so he continued to shout with a sense of schadenfreude:

"Brother, God has warned you!

The rain outside the house was extremely heavy, and Ji Longjun's shouts mixed with the sound of rain came into the ears of Badai Ancestor, making Badai Ancestor's body tremble again.

Badai Ancestor finally didn't dare to go against God anymore, rushed into the courtyard to pick up those rows carefully, and hurriedly ran back to the house.

Badai Ancestor carefully placed the ranking on a few benches on the side, and sat on the ground without saying a word.

Ji Longjun said: "Senior brother, I see that your Yin Hall is black, which is not a good sign. Today, you must listen to your senior brother's words, do less killing, and do more merit, so as not to die on the streets!"

Badai Ancestor glared at Ji Longjun and snorted, "You know a fart!"

Ji Longjun said: "Senior brother, you don't know what to do, senior brother, I am also a magician of Bairimen, although I am younger, but the Tao is very deep, you had better listen to the opinions of the magician about these unpredictable things." Today is an excellent example, you must listen to what I said, brother, in the future.

Don't be presumptuous!"

Ji Longjun finally added: "I'm doing this for your good!"

Badai Ancestor seemed to have calmed down, and he didn't care about Ji Longjun's noise.

Just now, Lei Split used the strong wind to extinguish all the candles on the offering table, Ji Longjun had to take out the flint and light the candle again, and then lit three incense sticks and bowed and inserted them in the incense burner.

"Senior brother, come, kowtow. Ji Longjun said with a panicked and inviolable look.

In fact, my heart blossomed.

Badai Old Ancestor's face was black and white, which was just stained with a pile of paper ashes and then drenched in the rain.

His domineering momentum seemed to be shaken back by the lightning just now, and after seeing Ji Longjun lighting the fragrance, he stood up without saying a word, and slowly walked to the desk.

Ji Longjun suddenly stretched out his hand to stop the ancestor of Badai, and said: "Senior brother, I think it is necessary for you to wash your face well, such bells and whistles are also very disrespectful! ”

Badai Ancestor grabbed it on his face, and sure enough, there was a lot of black muddy juice on his hands.

“...... Okay, I'm going to wash my face. ”

Badai Ancestor turned his head and walked to the door of the house, and then the heavy rain outside the door rubbed the plate of his face vigorously, and rinsed all the paper ashes on his face.

After the preparations were completed, Ji Longjun and Badai Old Ancestor put on incense and kowtowed in a proper manner, and officially worshiped as disciples of Ji Zong.

This time, Badai Ancestor didn't dare to do any tricks, in fact, he had another layer of consideration.

That consideration is the old goblin hiding in the "Red Evil Valley".

The old goblin is likely to be a certain senior of Ji Zong, very old, extremely high martial arts, even in the hidden dragon crouching tiger, the dangerous valley of sin that old goblin is the top existence, very few people dare to fight her idea.

"It doesn't matter what bullshit Ji Zong doesn't Ji Zong, Lao Tzu should worship that 'old goblin' as a teacher! The old goblin taught Ji Longjun the exercises with his bull's nose, and Ji Longjun taught Lao Tzu, which means that the old goblin taught Lao Tzu. Hmph! The old goblin and Lao Tzu are both the devils of the Valley of Sin, although everyone is 'old', but she is older than my mother, and Lao Tzu is not a disadvantage to worship her!"

With this kind of thought, the Eight Dai Ancestors cooperated very well and performed the apprenticeship ceremony.

Ji Longjun deliberately made the apprenticeship process serious and cumbersome, lit incense a few times, kowtowed a few times, and asked Badai Ancestor to recite a lot of words and sentences with him.

He recalled the bits and pieces of the Black Forest in his head, and he processed it himself, and he was a little embarrassed in the end.

"Senior brother, I didn't expect you to be such a person who respects your teacher, it seems that your wish to worship Ji Zong is really extremely pious and longing. Senior brother, I am very pleased, I really didn't misunderstand you. I take back the bad things I just said about you, you will definitely be rewarded for being a good person!" Ji Longjun said seriously.

"Hehe, if I am a good person, there will be no wicked people in the world...... Ji Longjun, the master has also worshipped, when will you start teaching me kung fu?" said Badai Ancestor angrily.

Ji Longjun raised his eyebrows and glared at Badai Ancestor.

“...... Brother. Badai Ancestor said speechlessly.

"Senior brother, we are a famous faction, you claim to be a very famous person in Mobei, this name must not be careless! Otherwise, if we are heard by others, we will not be able to laugh at us, we don't understand the rules? Joke Ji Zong's disciples are not big or small? Is this the truth?"

“...... Got it. Badai Ancestor looked at the green smoke rising on the offering table, and the heavy rain outside the house was still falling, and there was no intention of stopping.