Chapter 500: Flicker!
This is a world of "nothing", lonely, cold, gloomy, and other negative emotions can be infinitely magnified in this place. There was silence all around him, so black that he couldn't see his fingers, and a sense of depression like an abyss enveloped him, leaving him breathless.
When this suffocating feeling is about to reach its extreme...... Hey, wake up! It's time to get up!
Ke Wang opened his eyes weakly, in the dream just now, he was very depressed, so depressed that he was almost out of breath. But when he woke up, he found that he was very depressed!
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"Mom, boss, why did you throw me to the ground!" the lynx demon blinked, looking aggrieved. Loyal but in exchange for ruthless treatment, the north wind blows, and the heart is cold!
Ke Wang's anger rose, and he scolded: "You are a bobcat, not a cat, you can't solve the problem by selling cuteness! I don't look at how heavy my fifty or sixty-pound body is, you will die if you sleep with people!"
The bobcat demon scratched his head embarrassedly: "Boss, you haven't woken up for so long, I'm a little tired from waiting by your side, and I accidentally fell asleep......"
"It's said that selling cuteness can't solve the problem......" Ke Wanggang was about to give up, but suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly asked, "Why am I here?"
The bobcat demon immediately climbed onto the bed very dogged, licking his face and asking for credit: "Boss, have you forgotten? You have been gone for more than a year, and I have been staying outside the miasma and dare not leave." Three days ago, you stumbled out of the miasma and fell to the ground, or did I help you back?"
"Miasma ......" Ke Wang passed through the hint of the lynx demon, and then remembered what happened.
It turned out that when he returned to the human realm from the spatial passage of Tianji Pavilion that day, he was careless for a moment, and his body protection immortal qi was not opened, and he plunged into the seven-colored cloud miasma without any defense. This seven-colored cloud miasma was cleaned up by Ke Wang with the "Zhou Tian Xingdou Small Array" a year ago, and now that the enemy meets, it is extremely red-eyed! Especially since this enemy is guilty of two crimes, and he doesn't even wear "body armor" (body protection immortal qi), how could he miss such a great opportunity for revenge!
Ke Wang was careless for a while, and almost fell for it. Although he used his immortal power to resist the invasion of the miasma in time, the one or two mouthfuls of miasma he inhaled at the beginning still made him hover between illusion and reality, unable to extricate himself.
Fortunately, with his immortal power, Ke Wang managed to break out of the range of the seven-colored cloud miasma, but the price was that he was in a coma for three days.
Thinking of being in a coma for three days, Ke Wang felt that his stomach was protesting against him severely. He is not a fairy, he can live freely with food and drink. In the past three days, he has not eaten water and rice, and he is already so hungry that his chest is pressed against his back!
The bobcat demon was a clever ghost, and when he saw Ke Wang's appearance, he knew that he was hungry, so he quickly jumped out of bed and ran out.
Ke Wangzheng was strange when he suddenly heard a "crackling" sound outside, as if something had broken. After a while, the bobcat demon ran back in a hurry, still holding a bowl of milky broth in his hand.
"Boss, this pot of old ginseng stewed pheasant has been stewed by my mother-in-law since three days ago, and I have been waiting for you to wake up!
Ginseng is the old mountain ginseng in the thousand-year-old forest, nourishing the vitality and replenishing qi, and the chicken is the wild pheasant that is a special product of Yunnan and Yunnan, which is delicate and delicious. After three days and three nights of simmering, the essence of ginseng and chicken are completely blended into the soup, without the need for extra spices, as long as a little salt is sprinkled to taste, it can make a delicious dish.
The oil slick on the chicken soup not only covers the aroma of the chicken soup, but also has the effect of keeping warm. Ke Wang gently blew open this layer of oil slick, and a hot breath accompanied by the strong aroma of chicken soup immediately came to his face, hooking Ke Wang's index finger.
Although Ke Wang was very hungry, as a gourmet, he knew very well that he couldn't eat hot tofu in a hurry, and he couldn't drink hot chicken soup in a hurry. Don't look at the chicken soup is not boiling, and it is a milky white cold color, which looks very good in the mouth. But that's just a disguise.
Almost everyone has the experience of being scalded by chicken soup, the difference is only that some people do not change after being burned repeatedly, while some people learn to be obedient after being scalded once.
The correct way to do this is to scoop up a spoonful of soup with a spoon and put it to your mouth and blow slowly until the soup is ready to drink. But the current Ke Wang doesn't have the patience to wait for the chicken soup to cool down. As a cultivator, he has a better way.
Probably no one eats while pinching the fire to avoid the fire, right? can use the spells handed down by the ancestors like this, and I don't know whether to say that Ke Wang is full of creative geniuses, or is he too lazy to waste wood in his bones!
And after the bobcat demon on the side saw his boss's "heroic appearance" that even the way he ate was different from others, his fear of Ke Wang was deeper, which Ke Wang did not expect.
"Oily but not greasy, fragrant on the teeth and cheeks. Bobcat, you have a good wife!" Ke Wang dried up a bowl of chicken soup, and suddenly felt refreshed, a hundred times more energetic, and even his tone of voice became gentle.
"Where, where! My mother-in-law is a mess of everything, it's this craft of cooking, in the 100,000 mountains, it's the top croak! Even the bear boss ...... The bear monster has praised my mother-in-law's cooking skills, and has always wanted my mother-in-law to cook for a dozen or so picky bear cubs in his family, but I am reluctant to let her go! Boss, you must know that the bear den is very dangerous, and my mother-in-law is very careless, if she provokes any of the bear cubs to be angry, it will be miserable! Boss, do you know that just now, my mother-in-law broke a bowl when she was serving soup......
Hawkers, although Ke Wang has long known that the bobcat demon is a talkative monster, but he didn't expect that when he talked about his wife, the lynx demon's words were even more serious, and a large number of parents came casually without pause.
"Bobcat, where is your wife, why don't you come out to meet?" Ke Wang hurriedly interrupted the Bobcat Demon's talk, if the Bobcat Demon was allowed to continue like this, it was estimated that he would not be able to finish talking about it next year.
The lynx demon immediately stopped talking, and after a while, he said, "Boss, I'm fine here, why do you want to see her?" She has just opened her spiritual wisdom, and she has not yet reached the late stage of the refining period, so she is of little use to you!"
Ke Wang saw fear in the eyes of the lynx demon, and he was angry and funny, and couldn't help but quip: "What's the matter? I'm a flood beast, so afraid of me?"
The lynx demon hurriedly knelt on the ground and folded his untransformed paws to forgive: "Boss, the poison you gave me more than a year ago...... That elixir, so far there is no antidote for me. I've been scared for more than a year, and I'm afraid that when I burp and my mother-in-law takes her child to remarry!
Ke Wang was a little stunned: "What elixir? How can I have an elixir?"
The lynx demon suddenly became a little anxious: "It's that black, wet, and smelly pill!"
Listening to the description of the bobcat demon, Ke Wang finally recalled the so-called "elixir" that had pit the bobcat demon for more than a year. But in this situation, Ke Wang is a little embarrassed to say it!
In fact, there is no "elixir"! It was just that after Ke Wang captured the bobcat demon at that time, he was afraid that he would play some bad tricks, so he pretended to use the mud balls rubbed off his body as poison and gave it to the bobcat demon to eat. At best, it's a stomach fuss afterwards, and the rest is not a big deal. It's also a shame that this lynx demon is honest, and he hasn't reacted until now, it's a sin, a sin!
Ke Wang, who had been thinking about it for a long time, finally couldn't bear to tell the truth, so he had to change his statement: "That, Lynx! Actually, I didn't give you any poison at that time." It's a elixir!"
Ke Wang began to fool the honest monster again: "Do you see if you have diarrhea afterwards?"
The bobcat demon thought about it for a moment, and quickly nodded vigorously.
"That's it!" Ke Wang slapped the bobcat demon and startled him, "According to us, this is called washing the essence and cutting the marrow!"
The bobcat demon tilted his head, looked down at his small body, and didn't feel any changes in himself for more than a year?
"You don't understand this!" Ke Wang took out the ability to fool Lei Xian back then, and began to fool the poor monster who was honest and responsible, "You see, there are impurities in your body, and only by letting the impurities in your body be discharged from your body can you be able to reach it and cultivate more smoothly." And the most effective way to do it? Hey, it's diarrhea!"
The bobcat demon seems to understand: "It seems to make some sense!"
Gotcha, give Ke Wang another one to fool the past!