Chapter 282: Running and Pitting
"Uh, does it hurt? The poor monk will put it back for you. ”
Laugh at!
Playing an idiot, Townsend thrust the spike back into his hand.
"Hiss~"
The rat spirit gasped again, which was really distressing.
"Monk, you are enough, are the women of the good family so easy to bully?"
She was very angry and said with anger in her breath.
"What! I can't unplug it for you, and I can't plug it in, so what are you going to do?"
Tang Sen also pretended to be angry, but in fact, his heart was extremely refreshed.
"I'm sorry, I was wrong, benefactor, we have no enmity in the past life, and no resentment in this life, can you stop tossing the little girl. ”
The rat spirit endured the pain, pretended to be pitiful, and pretended to be weak and said to Tang Sen.
"I didn't toss you, in that case, wouldn't the poor monk not touch you?" Tang Sen spread his hands, took three steps back, and said speechlessly.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'd better stay away from Master. ”
Swish!
Zhu Bajie's cold hair stood upside down, although the butt of the rat spirit was very round and beautiful, but the hedgehog thorn on it was really piercing, even if it looked uncomfortable.
"What do you say about pig incompetence, do you think it's okay if you're far away from being a teacher?"
Shout!
Tang Sen took out a hedgehog thorn like a trick and threw it at Zhu Bajie like a sharp arrow.
Laugh at!
"Whew~"
Suddenly, the howl of the real pig killing sounded, a hundred steps through the Yang, a blow must be hit, into the meat for three points, the spike did not enter the pig Bajie ******, only half of it was exposed.
"The family law is not strict, so the girl laughs, hehe!"
Madeer, this Tang monk is really very cruel.
The rat spirit always felt that something was wrong when he looked at Tang Sen's smile, although the smile was very sunny, he really didn't feel even a little sincerity.
"Girl, why are you here, aren't you looking for robbers in this wilderness?" said Tang Sen, touching his bald head.
"Back to the benefactor's words, the little woman went to her grandmother's house and passed by here, she was fine in the past, but I don't know when there were bandits on this mountain, my father and mother were killed by robbers and thrown to the mountain to feed the tigers, woo~"
The rat spirit's lying skills are not ordinarily bad, it's too routine, as a modern Tang Sen, I want to help her make it up.
So, he winked at the human tiger.
In an instant, the tiger turned into its main body, three feet high, fierce and vicious, roared, and said: "What, beauty, you said that your parents were eaten? ”
"Roar!"
When it was over, he didn't forget to roar again, as if it was really majestic.
"Ah, the tiger, what a big tiger. ”
Swish!
The rat spirit lost its complexion, screamed, and the goose's neck was crooked, and immediately fainted.
......
Nima, this acting is really explosive.
Tang Sen was stunned, and thought to himself, does every goblin have this kind of operation, if this rat spirit can film, he is definitely a big star, his body and face are excellent, and it is absolutely no problem to enter a "consumption house".
"What should I do, I'm dizzy, am I going to carry it?"
Swish!
Zhu Bajie's buttocks didn't hurt anymore, and he ran over lively.
"You back?" said Townwright.
"Yes, I'm back!" Zhu Bajie patted his chest, and his arrogance was unparalleled.
"Are you the boss or my boss?" Tang Sen rubbed his fists.
"Of course, Master, your boss. Zhu Bajie had a bad premonition.
"Since it's my boss, such a beautiful woman, can it still be your turn?"
Swish!
Tang Sen lifted the rat spirit, carried it on his shoulder, and ran.
Zhu Bajie: "......"
"Brother Pig, this kind of thing depends on the object and occasion, you see that beauty is so beautiful and sexy, do you think you can rob the master? Aren't you looking for death to hit the street~"
The little white dragon said exaggeratedly.
"Dead White Dragon, what do you mean, I'm not hitting the street, you're hitting the street, okay? Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes.
"You rob the beauty with the master, you are not fighting the street, who is hitting the street, dead fat pig, you deserve to fight the street!" Xiao Bailong said more and more vigorously, arrogantly.
"Hit the street dragon, I don't have a girlfriend, I don't even have a "bubble" friend, no matter how much I hit the street, I haven't exploded your sister, can you blow up my sister?"
Zhu Bajie's big nose was white and violent, and the little white dragon had no power to fight back.
"Don't make any noise, the teachers have disappeared on the horizon. ”
Shout!
Tang Sen laughed and ran wildly on the mountain road, his body rose and fell violently, and the two big peaches on his shoulders and the rat spirit's chest were about to shake off the ground.
"Ouch, my chest hurts so much, Tang Seng, can you slow down?"
The rat spirit prayed with his eyes closed, his hair was scattered, his buttocks were facing the sky and his head was back, he jumped and jumped, and the two big white rabbits on his chest flicked and drew circles.
"Second Senior Brother, Third Senior Brother, don't quarrel, look, Master has a scenery there. ”
Brother Pingtou pointed to the rat spirit on Tang Sen's back and said.
"Nani?"
Whew!
A pig and a dragon brushed back together.
"Damn, there is really a view, the white rabbit is about to fall, hurry up and keep up with the master, and make a fart!"
"Count your kid if you have a conscience, go with Brother Pig!"
Shout!
The two reconciled instantly, hooked their shoulders and ran wildly, and the three of them who watched Sun Wukong's flat-headed brother Tiger were speechless for a while.
"It's over, it's over, the old lady's chest, there are two perverts, and they're going to be seen, woo~"
The rat spirit squinted his eyes and looked at it, and suddenly felt bad, but now he was carried by Tang Sen, and he pretended to faint, if he woke up now, he would definitely be exposed, and he was in a dilemma for a while, and he only hoped that Tang Sen could make a turn.
Zhu Bajie and the little white dragon approached quickly, seeing that they were only separated by a thousand meters, the two of them couldn't hold back their saliva, their eyes were wide, and in order to enjoy the beautiful scenery, their legs were like electric fans.
"Little, can you still fulfill your wishes as a teacher?"
Tang Sen smiled lightly, even if he didn't look back, he could still see the hue of the two apprentices in the back, just because ...... He has an extra mirror on his left hand that he usually combs his hair in.
"Master, slow down, that beauty is going to fall!"
Zhu Bajie ran wildly to the sky, and his round pig belly rose and fell, looking very funny.
It's only 800 meters away, and it's clearly in sight.
Six hundred meters, the scenery ahead is pleasant, and you can see the pink "peach skin".
Five hundred meters, you can see that the tip of the peach is a little red, a little blurry.
400 meters......
300 meters......
Suddenly, just when the two-colored goods thought they could catch a glimpse of the beauty's chest, Tang Sen fell to the ground with a stumble, and his robe flipped forward, covering the rat spirit tightly.
"Whew, it hurts, it hurts!"
The rat spirit screamed again, his brow furrowed, and his small mouth grinned, revealing his white teeth.
"Oops, run fast, fall down, and kill your brother Sen. ”
Tang Sen shouted, stood up violently, quickly pulled up the rat spirit under him, and said:
"Beauty, are you alright?"
"Does it hurt? Do you want the poor monk to rub it for you?" ”
The rat spirit was furious and screamed: "Benefactor, I've had enough of you, how many hedgehog thorns do you have, and are there any, is it okay to prick it all at once?"
She had a disheveled hair and a look in her eyes, and she wanted to eat Townsend in one bite.
Because, two more hedgehog thorns were inserted in the chest, one on the left and one on the right, standing vertically towards the sky, shaking slightly, reflecting the dazzling sunlight.
(End of chapter)