Li Su's expression had already answered everything.

"Don't you say you're a prince?" I had a feeling of being deceived, "how could you still be ...... How old are you this year?"

Seeing that Li Su was about to come and cut me again, I hurriedly stopped him: "Don't do it! Don't do it! If you kill me, you don't want to live!"

"What crazy words are you going to talk about?" Li Su smiled coldly, "In order to survive, you really do everything!"

Look, what did he say?

I don't die, what do I have to be extremely bad?

"I'm not lying to you, I'm telling the truth. I spoke earnestly and pointed to Li Su's waist, "If you don't believe me, look at your stomach." ”

Afraid that I was playing tricks, Li Su stared at me and didn't move.

I smiled helplessly: "If not...... You touch your belly. ”

Li was skeptical, but he still reached out and touched it.

I could see it clearly, Li Su's expression was stunned at first, and then shocked.

After a short period of startling, he couldn't care about my presence, so Li Su opened his robe to look at it...... He's got a lot of chest hair on his chest!

I can testify that these chest hairs are definitely freshly grown.

Last night, when the two of us brocade were turned over by the waves, Li Su's body was smooth and slippery.

I touched it all night and it felt great in the hand.

Seeing that Li Su was speechless in surprise, I was embarrassed to explain: "Have you heard that old saying?

"It's to marry a dog and follow a dog!"

Li Su's tolerance for my indiscriminate use of idioms is extremely low, and I have no choice but to cooperate with him now: "Yes, yes, marry a dog." It doesn't matter if you marry me or if I marry you......"

"Do you want to say that this prince is a chicken or a dog?"

I feel that Li Su got the point wrong: "No matter what, the two of us got married." Husband and wife are one, enjoy happiness together, and suffer together. ”

Li Su obviously didn't follow my train of thought: "Please explain, what does it mean that the two of us are married?"

"This ......"

No wonder Li Su doesn't understand, the rules of monkey marriage are indeed very different from mortals.

Mortals get married, the words of the matchmaker, three books and six rituals, and countless rules.

But the monkey marriage is much more casual, as long as it is the first time when both parties are happy, then it is considered a ceremony.

I have never been married, firstly, I have not seen the monkey in my eyes, and secondly, I have a very loss.

Mortals cost money to marry, and monkeys cost to cultivate.

I slept like this with Li Su, and my five hundred and sixteen years of cultivation would be divided into half of him.

For the first sixteen years of my desolation, we each received two hundred and fifty.

I'm old, and all I want is to be happy.

Hearing Li Su say that he was the prince, he thought about being happy when he saw it.

As a result, now that I am happy, I am very happy and sad, and I have lost 250 years of cultivation...... It's really worth the loss!

It's too much of a loss......

I stood on the ground and felt sorry for myself, and Li Su waited impatiently: "What is this, that, can you make it clear?"

"Hey!" I rolled up my sleeves and showed my bare arms to Li Su, "See? I don't have any hair here!"

Li Su blushed and scolded: "This prince is not interested in your body!"

"Before, I was a demon monkey, and you were mortal. I said with a smirk on my face, "We've both changed a little bit inside since last night......

"What changes?" asked Li Su eagerly, "What is the change?"

I gave him so much cultivation, and I don't feel sorry for him anymore.

The smirk fell, and I said, "Didn't you tell you that the husband and wife shared the burden?"

"What are you sharing?" Li Yu still didn't understand.

I lost my patience and said with a sour face: "That is, the breath of the two of us is interconnected." In the future, I will be a demon, and you will be a ladyboy...... If you kill me, you won't survive, understand?"