Chapter 503: Why don't you join my Divine Court
"What is this, what did you give Ben Zhenjun to eat?"
Erlang God's originally handsome face faded pale in an instant, even if he was a saint, ordinary toxins could no longer hurt him, but in the face of such a shameless person as Tang Sen, his scalp was numb, and he had a bad feeling.
"It's a toxin, are you deaf?"
Tang Sen smiled meaningfully, and secretly counted down the moment when the seeds of love sprouted in the hearts of a person and a dog.
"Wow~"
Jiro God believed it, he quickly stuffed his fingers into his mouth, and picked it up vigorously, as if he was drunk and wanted to vomit, and picked himself out.
"Wow~"
On the other hand, the howling dog was also retching vigorously, his resentful little eyes, people who didn't know the truth, really thought that the dead dog had been wronged.
"You just vomit hard, it's useless, the poor monk said so, as long as you both eat it at the same time, this pill of the poor monk is not a poison, but a fluttering elixir. ”
Tang Sen smiled, it's almost time, it's time to sprout.
Swish!
Sure enough, at the moment when his psychological expectation had just arrived, the monkey tail of the roaring dog was straight, his eyes were staring at Erlang God intently, and his legs were vigorous and powerful towards his master.
"Howling Sky Dog, you are really beautiful, why hasn't Ben Zhenjun noticed it for so many years?"
Hmmm-
"No, Townsend, what are you giving Ben Zhenjun to eat? Why does Ben Zhenjun look at his dog like a lover. ”
Erlang God is still Erlang God, he came to his senses in an instant, stared at Tang Sen and asked.
Horses sell horses, this dead monk is really yin himself, not a thing.
He thought so.
"Love Awakening Dan, Erlang Zhenjun, in fact, you don't have to be afraid, you see if I don't have that feeling, only for the roaring dog. That's right, in fact, you have been in love for many years, but you haven't had a chance to confess to each other. ”
"Now is the opportunity, the poor monk will be a moon old, and your good deeds will be rounded, and you will all have chicken to eat tonight, which is beautiful. ”
Townsend laughed, feeling like he had done a good deed.
At this moment, Erlang God can't support it, the feeling of being ready to move has sprouted in his heart, in his sight, as long as the roaring dog is there, it gives him the feeling that it is as kind as a lover, and he can't wait to take it into his arms and be intimate.
It's an extremely terrible thing for a sane person, and when you think about it, it's your own dog, but you have an urge to call him a dog.
Isn't that scary?
It's terrible, isn't it?
Erlang God wanted to say Roaring Sky Dog at this moment.
"Wang~~~Woo woo~~~"
An even more terrifying thing happened, not only did Erlang God want to say that he wanted to say that he was a roaring dog, but also wanted to say that he was his master, and this beast didn't even have a half-saint realm, and he couldn't resist the sage Tang Sen's ***** love seed at all, and he was already enchanted and frantically pounced on Erlang God.
"What's going on, and how do I feel something is wrong?"
"I also feel this way, you see that roaring dog, the big guys down there have come out, this makes me a little panicked as a demi-saint. ”
Someone spoke, and then someone found the clue in it, and then the entire Three Realms exploded, countless bigwigs were in an uproar, and the heavenly court couldn't sit still, and the Jade Emperor went straight away, and Lingshan, the bald bosses were muttering to themselves again and again, "Amitabha", and couldn't bear to see what would happen next.
"Tang Seng, don't do it, Erlang Zhenjun is the boss of my heavenly court, I can't lose this person!"
Hmmm-
Tai Bai Xing ran wildly with his legs and shouted at his subordinates to show mercy.
"Why is this guy here!"
Tang Seng squinted, he must have been called by the Jade Emperor, yes.
"Emperor of Heaven, Emperor of Heaven, your subordinates have mercy, you can't help it, you might as well kill Erlang Zhenjun like this, it's better to treat him as a fart and let him go!"
Tai Bai Xing was very fast, and in the blink of an eye, he appeared in front of Tang Sen with an auspicious cloud, and said with a blank eye.
"Okay, since you say so, then the poor monk will kill Erlang Zhenjun! ”
Tang Sen acted resolutely, put the immortal iron rod into the system, replaced it with a pig-killing knife, and was about to step forward to slaughter Erlang God.
"Slowly, slowly, you can't, the Emperor of Heaven~ Everything is negotiable! ”
It's too platinum star to transmit the sound, this kind of shameful thing, he doesn't want to say it, it's too embarrassing.
"How do you ransom people? Can you represent Heavenly Court? Is it the meaning of the Jade Emperor?"
Tang Sen smiled, and also said, since it is beneficial, of course, it is better to save a little face for the other party, after all, it is the Heavenly Court! It's too embarrassing.
"My Heavenly Court is willing to exchange ten Heavenly Horses, I don't know what the Heavenly Emperor thinks?"
Tai Bai Xing had an idea, and stretched out a pair of hands to Tang Sen's exaggerated words.
"Mud horse, what kind of person are you so much the Emperor of Heaven, is it called Hanako? Ten Heavenly Horses, I might as well go to your Heavenly Court to grab them, anyway, there is no shame in losing Heavenly Court so much, it is much more cost-effective than Erlang God and Dog. ”
Tang Sen suddenly became angry, and kicked Tai Bai Xing away, this old man actually dared to calculate him, because he was so kind to him before, he couldn't bear it, he would beat him first.
"Ouch, Emperor of Heaven, my old bones can't stand your toss, let's talk about it, don't hit people, I'm your fan!"
Tai Bai Xing said with a grudge.
"Four hundred peach trees, otherwise don't talk about it!"
Tang Sen said without thinking about it, anyway, there are many peach trees in Heavenly Court, and the six hundred are lost, and he doesn't care about the four hundred.
"What, four hundred peach trees, you might as well grab them, Erlang God, I don't want it in Heavenly Court. ”
Tai Bai Xing heard Tang Sen's words such a lion's mouth, and immediately jumped up in anger and shouted exaggeratedly.
"Okay, this is what you said, or on behalf of Heavenly Court, don't it!"
Hmmm-
Tang Sen dodged and put Erlang God and Howling Sky Dog into the small world, leaving Tai Bai Xing, who was messy in the wind alone.
"Well, you can take your time in negotiations, how can you just leave?"
"Forget it, it's not in the Three Realms anyway, and the big guys in this world can't see it, so it's better to forget it, it's hard to Erlang God, bye!"
Tai Bai Xing really wanted to save Erlang God from fire and water, but unfortunately his strength was insufficient, and the Jade Emperor's indicators were also as long as a hundred heavenly horses, which could not be compared with the sky-high price of Tang Sen's four hundred peach trees.
"Tang Sen, you are really not a thing, how can there be such a cheating person as you in the world!"
In the small world, Erlang God's eyes were red, he gritted his teeth, and used his holy power to resist the seeds of love in his heart.
On the side, the Howling Sky Dog was already holding the arm of Erlang God, like a teddy, and moved.
"You have also seen that Heavenly Court is only this virtue, it is better to join my Divine Court, I dare to guarantee that you are crooked. ”
Tang Sen smiled knowingly and spoke.
(End of chapter)