Chapter 33 Mistaken for Life
The next day, Su Su was very energetic, but Cheng Ru looked listless, especially the two black marks on his eye sockets were particularly conspicuous.
"Susu early. Cheng Ru said hello weakly.
Su Su smiled, she naturally knew how Cheng Ru and these two panda eyes came from. It's not just her, I'm afraid that the guests who stayed in this Bixi Lake Inn last night knew that the wailing of who killed a pig last night was really louder.
Being stared at by Su Su and having some hair on his scalp, Cheng Ru snorted twice, turned his head and walked downstairs to have breakfast.
As soon as he sat down, Jiang Lili walked back with a knife on his back, and couldn't help laughing after seeing Cheng Ru's face full of resentment.
"Are you still laughing?" Cheng Ru immediately exploded, "I think I treat you well, but I didn't expect you to be so ruthless!
Jiang Lili didn't reply, just glanced to the side schematically.
Cheng Ru glanced around, and found that many guests were staring at him with interest, so he slapped the table, "Look at you?
The guests next to him were not annoyed, and they all muttered, but there was a young boy who looked like a scholar and smiled: "This little brother's temper is also a little bigger, and the little brother who teaches him in the book can learn more." ”
Cheng Ru thought to himself that someone who didn't know what to do would dare to meddle in things, and after looking at it twice, he saw a young scholar smiling at him on the table near the window, and immediately sighed, and after seeing clearly that there was only one person on the table, he swaggered over, "What's your name?"
When others saw that the momentum was about to fight, they didn't stop it, they all looked like they were watching the excitement.
Su Su touched Jiang Lili's elbow and said in a low voice: "Jiang Dog, Cheng Zhaohua is going to fight with someone, aren't you going to help?"
Jiang Lili sneered, picked up a piece of chopsticks and stuffed beef into his mouth, "It's my business, I don't have the ability to find someone to fight, even if I kill him, I won't collect his body." ”
"You are so unrighteous. Su Su rolled her eyes, and was about to say a few words when she saw Jiang Lili's chopsticks stretched out to the beef again, and hurriedly took Jiang Lili's hand, "You eat less, what will I eat when you finish eating?"
Jiang Lili rolled her eyes, bypassed the plate of beef and sandwiched a chopstick of green vegetables.
Cheng Ru was arguing with the young man, and Cheng Ru slammed the young scholar's table and shouted, "What is your name?"
The young scholar was not annoyed, and said with a smile: "Below, the students of Qionghu Academy. ”
"Yo, it's still from Qionghu Academy?" Cheng Ru pretended to be surprised, "Qionghu Academy is amazing?!The people in Qionghu Academy have two butt eyes?"
The young scholar of the famous Fang Shi laughed, without the free and easy air of Fang Cai, but a little bit of anger and laughter, "I don't know if the little brother dares to say this in Qionghu Academy?"
"What is there that Lao Tzu would not dare?" Cheng Ru snorted, and was about to leave two more cruel words when he suddenly saw several young people next to him looking at him with angry faces, and then he remembered that Qionghu Academy was not far from this West Lake Inn, but I was afraid that there were quite a few students who came to this inn for breakfast. At this time, Cheng Ru knew that he was only afraid that he had committed public anger, smacked his lips, and pretended to turn around to show his majesty, but in fact, he saw if Jiang Lili had any moves.
When he saw clearly that Jiang Lili didn't look at this side at all, Cheng Ru's heart was half cold, and he secretly scolded the white-eyed wolf who couldn't be raised, and then turned around to look at the scholar Fang Shi and then lost his previous arrogance, coughed twice and said: "Look at you, this scholar is also a nerd who can only read, if you wait for Lao Tzu to make a move, I'm afraid you won't be able to last a few rounds." Lao Tzu will let you go today, so that others can gossip about Lao Tzu. It's just that you have to remember that you have to be careful when walking outside in the future, people outside are not as good at talking as Lao Tzu!"
After speaking, when he was about to slip away, he suddenly heard a crisp golden sound behind him, turned his head to look, and saw that Fang Shi was holding a half-drawn long sword in his hand and looking at him and laughing.
Damn, really?
Cheng Ru wanted to save face, but he didn't want to lose his demeanor in front of everyone, so he immediately roared, "Good boy, I didn't expect you to let you go, I didn't expect you to know what to do, you wait." ”
Just as he was about to take out the boxing technique that he had glanced at from Shaobao Temple and fiddle with it, he suddenly heard a girl next to him speak, "Young Master Fang, what are you doing here?"
Fang Shi laughed, "There is a person who doesn't know what to do with me, and I just promised that person." ”
When Cheng Ru heard this, he immediately felt unhappy, no wonder this person had to fight against me, he was actually in order to show off in front of a woman! Damn, I haven't done such a good thing yet, and I actually asked you to take the lead?
Just as he was thinking about what to do to fall into the limelight of that Fang Shi, the voice said again, "Hey, isn't this the monkey demon from yesterday?"
Although Cheng Ru lost his mind at that time, after listening to the gossip, he remembered what happened yesterday, and he was changing his outfit to hide people's eyes, but who would have thought that someone would call out his shame in public. Listening to the thin exclamation from the person next to him, Cheng Ru couldn't hold back the anger in his heart, and scolded in the direction where the voice came: "Get out of your mother, you are a monkey demon, your whole family is a monkey demon!"
After scolding, I felt that I had a headache in my heart, I snorted twice, and when I turned my head and saw Fang Shi's face was iron-blue, I was even happier!
"How can you curse?" the girl was a little annoyed, "didn't I just shout?"
Cheng Ru became more and more arrogant, "Do you want to call you! Lao Tzu calls you a big fool, should you?"
"You!" The girl was stuck in Cheng Ru's words, and Fang Shi's face sank, "Ziling girl, don't worry, this thief has sharp teeth and a sharp mouth, wait for me to clean him up!" After speaking, Fang Shi looked at Cheng Rusi, "This little brother, didn't you say that you wanted to fight with me before?"
Listening to Fang Shi's words, the guests next to him applauded loudly, as if Cheng Ru was bound to cut off his life if he didn't fight!
Cheng Ru knew that this person was only afraid that he had three points of ability, and thought that if he couldn't fight at that time, he would be even more embarrassed, so it was better to create an image of a prodigal son who disdained to fight, so he said: "I don't know that you fought with me just to impress that girl? ”
This drew ridicule from everyone, but Chengru was disdainful, and after laughing, he was about to turn around and leave, and then heard the girl say: "Are you ashamed?
When Cheng Ru was about to scold back, another girl said: "Ziling Mo said, it's a good thing not to fight, don't cause trouble outside." ”
Hearing this, Cheng Ru was a little different, so he smiled and said: "I didn't expect that there are still sensible people, and let Lao Tzu see what you look like." “
Following the voice, Cheng Ru only saw a woman in a white dress walking slowly, the woman's eyebrows were like willows, her eyes were like autumn water, and her skin was snow-white, as if she could be broken by blowing. Slender and dignified. There are not many decorations on her body, but a dusty temperament makes this woman the focus of others as soon as she appears.
Cheng Ru swallowed a mouthful of saliva, mother, there is such a good-looking person? Lao Tzu has lived in vain in the past fifteen years!
Cheng Ru stared at the woman a little uncomfortable, so she said: "The little girl's surname is Ji Wenjun, and she still doesn't know the name of the son?"
It turned out that this person was the goose-faced girl that Jiang Lili met when he went back yesterday, and the woman named Ziling was the younger round-faced girl.
"Good name, hehe, good name!" Cheng Ru looks like a pig brother.
Ji Wenjun frowned slightly, and when he was about to speak, Fang Shi said, "What did Miss Ji say to this person? This man is a bastard, and the innkeeper will not stop him. ”
Cheng Ru didn't hear what this Fang Shi said clearly, so he tidied up his clothes and said to Na Ji Wenjun: "Contemptible people become like this, become a king and lose a villain, Qingshan sees me like this." I live in Yangzhou City, and I came to this Qionghu Lake just to travel around and broaden my horizons, but I don't know where the girl's family lives, how old is it, and has she ever been married?"
Ji Wenjun's brows frowned fiercely, and Ziling helped on the side: "Sister Wenjun, you see that person looks like a thief, it's better to ask Brother Fang to drive him out!"
Hearing this, Fang Shi took a step or two forward, "Little thief, do you dare to fight?"
Cheng Ru smacked his lips, although there were a hundred unwilling to fight with this person in his heart, but a hundred were unwilling to wait when Ji Wenjun had lost face before, and he hesitated and didn't know how to answer, Jiang Lili and Su Su walked over, "Hey, Cheng Zhaohua, you don't really want to fight with people, do you? I haven't seen you fight after the meal, I don't dare to forget it, Su Su is clamoring to go to Qionghu Academy to have a look, I can't resist her, do you want to go?"
"Who is called a flower? Who is called a flower? Is it okay to call a daimyo when you go out?" Cheng Ru's face turned red, "Also, who said I wouldn't dare? I just fought for the reckless man, and Lao Tzu disdained to do such things! Lao Tzu should compare and compare poetry and ink!!"
"Hey, aren't you the one from yesterday?" Ziling shouted after seeing Jiang Lili.
Jiang Lili squinted his eyes and said, "Something to do with you?"
Not only Cheng Ruyi, but also Fang Shi was puzzled, Cheng Ru asked in a low voice, "Do you recognize these two people?"
Originally, he didn't want to answer, but just looked at Su Su and looked at him with puzzled eyes, Jiang Lili said impatiently: "Didn't you lose your mind and go crazy yesterday? I was treated as a monkey demon onlooker, and when I carried you back, I met these two girls, and they were very troublesome!"
Cheng Ru's face was full of surprise, "How did you take me back?"
"Carry it back!"
"Did you meet these two young ladies on the way?"
"Or else?"
Ziling interjected beside him, "I just said that you were the monkey demon yesterday, and you still yelled at me!"
Cheng Ru only felt that the five thunders were on the top, and then looked at Ji Wenjun, and then he only felt that Ji Wenjun's eyes were full of mockery, and he felt that his face was lost for a while, and he no longer had the confidence to stand in front of Ji Wenjun, his face was pale, and he didn't know what to mutter.
Su Su asked, "What's wrong with Cheng Zhaohua?"
Jiang Lili replied: "I'm crazy!"
Na Ziling asked, "Why do you call him a flower?"
Su Su replied bluntly: "Oh, he used to be a beggar in Yangzhou, and he also picked up one of his chicken bones to eat, I saw it all!"
"Really?"
"Nature is true!"
In the end, Su Su said, "By the way, Cheng Ru is that he has also been a monk!"
"Really?"
"Definitely, what am I lying to you?"
"It's pathetic. ”
"Who is pitiful?"
"What do you call him, that man, a flower?"
"Oh, it's pitiful to have this kind of madness! I thought you were pitiful for the two of us!"
"A beggar monk with a mad heart is indeed quite pitiful. “
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led Su Su to Qionghu Academy, and walked around with Su Su as he walked by himself yesterday.
Su Su was obviously attracted by the atmosphere in this Qionghu Academy, listening to the sound of Lang reading aloud from the school, and said, "What do you say is the same thing as reading?
"How do I know, I haven't read it?" Jiang Lili replied casually, and then sneered: "Originally, the old man Zhang Jiuling begged you to read, but you didn't read, and if you don't let you read it now, do you want to read it?"
"Can this be the same thing?" Su Su quibbled, "At that time, I was studying alone, so what was the point? Of course, it was interesting to read with my classmates." ”
After taking two steps, he suddenly heard a noisy voice in front of him, and it sounded like a sound like a yes, so he quickened his pace.
I didn't expect it to be really Cheng Ru, Cheng Ru scolded the old man yesterday with red ears and red ears, "You bad old man is really not authentic, what kind of bullshit problem to bluff me! That word "courtyard" has no scolding meaning at all, you just want me to rack my brains to do useless work! To put it bluntly, you just want to see me laugh! I was ridiculed by people by squatting at the gate of the academy all day!"
The old man laughed, "So the monkey demon at the gate of the academy that others say is you?"
Cheng Ru's tone froze, and then he gritted his teeth and said viciously: "You don't call me here haha, I'll tell you an old man with two feet facing the sky, if you don't clarify Lao Tzu today, we won't finish this matter!"
Listening to Cheng Ruyi's words, Su Su asked Jiang Lili and said, "This is the old man who fooled Cheng Ruyi yesterday?
Jiang Lili laughed, "But it's also strange that he is stupid, he really believes it when others fool him, you call that old man to bluff me, see if I don't knock his three front teeth!"
"Just blow it!"
Listening to the two of them talking, Cheng turned his head and saw Jiang Lili, he only felt that Jiang Lili was still righteous, and he knew that he would come to help me speak at this time, so his waist pole was also a little stronger, "Jiang Lili, tell me, is this old man to blame for this?"
Jiang Lili snorted twice, "What's the matter with me?"
"Ten taels of silver!"
Jiang Lili hugged his chest and pouted Cheng Ruyi, "You still owe me eight hundred taels of Wan'er! By the way, there are three more knives." ”
Cheng Ru thought for a long time with a sad face, "Then I will keep this money and return it to you within ten years?"
"You old man who looked like a dog, you still have a smile?" Jiang Lili rushed forward and pointed at the old man's nose and scolded, "Why don't you die with two feet facing the sky, and it's better to make the eyes of others cleaner!"
The old man was stunned, and after a while, he ate and laughed, "You are really a person. . . ”
Jiang Lili scolded again: "Don't give me a sloppy eye here, if you don't give an explanation for this matter today, don't think about being quiet in the future, be careful of Lao Tzu throwing firecrackers into your room in the middle of the night!"
Cheng Ru saw that there was a play, and hurriedly said: "That's right, you have to stuff a hornet's nest into your shoes!"
The old man couldn't help himself with the two faceless bastards, his eyes turned to lie on the ground, "Come on, someone is killing people here! Come on! Help!"
Cheng Ru was stunned, and the fire in his stomach came out, and he slammed the hat on his head to the ground, "You old man is really shameless!"
Seeing Cheng Ruye's bald head shining in the sun, Su Su giggled, "Cheng Ru is your hat!"
The old man was also stunned, "I didn't expect you to be a monk?"
Cheng Ru snorted, cursed casually, and then turned around and bent down to pick up his hat, but he caught a glimpse of two pairs of feet walking in front of him.
When I looked up, I didn't expect to see Ji Wenjun and Ziling.
It turned out that the two of them didn't have much of a mind after passing by the incident in the inn, so they casually dealt with their stomachs and walked to the academy. After entering the academy, I suddenly heard someone shouting for help, and I thought to myself, could it be that there are some thugs in the academy?
Ziling's eyes widened, "I didn't expect you to be really a monk!"
Cheng Ru was like being struck by lightning, even Ji Wenjun's eyes didn't dare to look at it, and he covered his face and rushed away.
The old man scratched his head and looked at Jiang Lili and said, "I shouldn't be blamed for this matter!"
Jiang Lili shrugged his shoulders.
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But until the evening, she couldn't see Cheng Ruyi's shadow, Su Su was afraid that Cheng Ruyi would feel embarrassed and ran away in the carriage, so she hurriedly assigned Jiang Lili to find it.
Jiang Lili was too lazy to manage Cheng Ruyi, but she couldn't help it when she was urged by Su Su, so she had to complain to herself for a few sentences and then began to look for Cheng Ruyi.
But I couldn't see Cheng Ruyi's shadow when I searched Qionghu Academy, and when I was about to fend for Cheng Ru is by herself, I suddenly saw a bright bald head in a remote corner on the edge of Qionghu Lake, and my heart moved, so I walked to that place, and sure enough, Cheng Ru was sitting on the edge of Qionghu Lake with a branch and playing with the lake water.
"What are you doing here?" Jiang Lili asked.
Cheng Ru was a little distracted, and he didn't turn around until Jiang Lili shouted him two or three times, and then lowered his head after a sigh.
Jiang Lili thought that Cheng Ru was sulking, so he said: "If you feel that you have no face to stay in this place of Qionghu, remember to leave the carriage, otherwise Su Su will kill you alive!"
Cheng Ru sighed again.
Jiang Lili frowned, "You shouldn't lose your mind again, let's talk about it first, if it's the same as yesterday, I won't carry you back, even if you fall into the lake, I won't care about you!"
Cheng Ru raised his head and stared at Jiang Lili for a long time, seeing that Jiang Lili was a little annoyed, "Look at a fart!"
Cheng Ru lowered his head, as if asking himself again, "How do you say you can make that Ji Wenjun like me?"
Jiang Lili was a little puzzled, "Who?"
"Ji Wenjun!"
"Who is Ji Wenjun?"
"It's the egg-faced girl. ”
"Oh, it's her!" Jiang Lili figured out who Cheng Ru was talking about, and asked, "What do you like her to do?"
Cheng Ru frowned, "How do I know?"
"Don't worry! she's going to like you!"
Cheng Ru was first surprised, and then frowned and asked, "How do you know?"
"What do I not know?"
The two didn't speak again, just looked at the dripping moonlight on the surface of the Qionghu Lake, which was as fine as snowflakes.
What are you thinking when you look at the lake? I don't think about who is more wrinkled than the water of Qionghu Lake.
Jiang Lili snorted, thinking that it was worthy of being called a flower, and this woman with a waist less than the thickness of a bucket was actually liked by someone? This is really a blessing that she has cultivated in eight lifetimes, otherwise it would be difficult to marry in this life!
At this time, Jiang Lili was still thinking about Ji Wenjun, what reason did he have not to like this, and he liked her?