Chapter 076: This Pig's Trotter Hair Is Really Shaved (Ask for Subscription)

The owner of Humpty Dumpty Bookstore, who is more than 200 pounds, is like a chick caught by an eagle in the hands of Seocho.

Seocho effortlessly carried the owner of Humpty Dumpty's bookstore, turned around and stepped on the collapsed bookshelf, flew back to the open space at the door, and threw the owner of Humpty Dumpty's bookstore to the ground with a "bang".

The effects of the anesthesia powder have begun to kick in, and a drunken Seocho warns Humpty Dumpty, "Don't try to run, be careful that I stew you and eat meat." As she spoke, she bared her teeth at Humpty Dumpty, revealing her cute little tiger teeth, which was completely deterrent.

However, Humpty Dumpty's bookstore owner saw a flash of green light in Seocho's misty eyes, greener than the eyes of the wild wolf on the mountain, which made him feel so frightened that he sat on the ground and did not dare to move.

A person who can lift a person of more than two hundred pounds with one hand flies around with a relaxed face, and in the case of being hit by an anesthetic powder that can fascinate an elephant, even if he thinks with his buttocks, Humpty Dumpty knows that the eldest sister in front of him is definitely not an ordinary person.

The owner of Humpty Dumpty's bookstore felt that if he dared to give birth to the idea of escaping, the aunt and grandmother in front of him, who could tear elephants like monsters, would definitely stew him with turnips and potatoes.

So he nodded involuntarily, and then as soon as his legs went limp, he knelt down.

After the owner of Humpty Dumpty's bookstore knelt down, Seocho turned his head and swept towards Mu Yixing and Liu Qingyan, "You two, come and kneel too." ”

"Why?"

Mu Yixing blew up the temple at once, and asked Seocho if his brain was burned by horse dung and eggs, and he couldn't tell the difference between friend and foe.

Seocho didn't speak, but just floated to Mu Yixing's front like a ghost, raised a kick, and kicked Mu Yixing's popliteal fossa.

Mu Yixing snorted, knelt on the ground with a "plop", Liu Qingyan was startled, saw Seocho looking at her directly, and asked with a bitter face, "Chivalrous girl, do I want to kneel too?"

Seocho nodded, and Liu Qingyan saw that Seocho's eyes were sloppy, but his whole body exuded a terrifying aura like a beast, so he had to kneel beside Mu Yixing obediently.

Where was Mu Yixing willing to listen to Ruicao's words, shouting that Seocao was a sauce cube with a good or bad head, and he struggled to get up.

As a result, Seocho kicked Mu Yixing's popliteal fossa again, causing Mu Yixing's legs to weaken and kneeling on the ground, this time, he didn't stand up again for a long time.

But where is Mu Yixing willing to admit defeat like this, blushing and yelling at Ruicao, "Stupid and bold, you're crazy!

The second half of Mu Yixing's sentence was stuck in his throat because Ruicao slapped his palm on the head, and he immediately let out a cry of pain when he bit his tongue.

Looking at the excitement, Liu Qingyan, who was not too big to deal with, glanced at Mu Yixing, who was covering his mouth, and fell into the well, "It's all said, let you stay honest, you just won't listen." Now you are guilty of it, you deserve it!"

Mu Yirong was still confronting the slender and tall bookstore owner, and when he saw that Seocho had cleaned up the three of them, he smiled and persuaded the thin and tall man to surrender, "Hu Suozi, Boss Wanguan is over there, you might as well be a companion together." ”

The two bosses of the Voice Bookstore, the tall and thin man is called Hu Suozi, and the short and fat man is called Hu Wanguan, these two are brothers, their names are all nicknames, and their real names have never been revealed.

It's just because what the two of them did was to dig up the ulteriors of those high-ranking officials and nobles, and they were worried about being retaliated against and affecting the family.

Hu Suozi glanced at the sword that flashed cold light in Mu Yirong's hand, and the peerless master Ruicao who came down from a famous mountain sent down, swallowed his saliva, and squeezed out a big smile, "Mu Shilang, this is purely a misunderstanding, I thought it was a thief in the store, I'm really sorry." ”

Hu Wanguan, who was kneeling on the ground, immediately smiled and responded, "Mu Shilang, the sky is dark, our brothers and sisters can't see that it's you, how much offended, how offended." You have to believe that even if we borrow a hundred guts from our two brothers, we will not dare to beat the officials and openly confront the imperial court. ”

Hu Wanguan said, and glanced at Hu Suozi who was walking towards him, and when Hu Suozi walked to Hu Wanguan's side, he did not stop, but pulled his legs and ran out.

Mu Yirong had already taken precautions, raised his hand and slapped a sword on Hu Suozi's waist, Hu Suozi pounced forward, and when he saw it, he wanted to pounce on Liu Qingyan, who was kneeling on the ground.

Liu Qingyan's eyes widened in fright, and before she could scream, Mu Yixing, who was kneeling beside her, threw her to the ground.

Hu Suozi was like a telephone pole blown down by a hurricane, falling straight to the ground, his back was sore and numb, and he didn't get up for a long time.

When Hu Wanguan saw it, his little eyes immediately trickled, and he complained, "Suozi, why don't you walk with long eyes, and you almost hit this young lady." Hurry up, see if you have fallen?"

Mu Yixing quickly got up from Liu Qingyan, took advantage of the situation and pulled Liu Qingyan up from the ground, and glared at Hu Suozi angrily, "You guy still dare to run, believe it or not, I will smoke you to death." ”

Hu Wanguan helped Hu Suozi, who was lying on his stomach and screaming "oops", and played a round for him, "A misunderstanding, a misunderstanding, my brother has bad eyes, he didn't see clearly when he walked, and he stumbled." ”

As he spoke, he apologized to Liu Qingyan and Mu Yixing again and again.

Hu Suozi should also say that his eyes were not good, he didn't see clearly when he walked, he accidentally tripped and fell, and then obediently knelt next to Hu Wanguan.

Mu Yirong asked the two to get up and talk back, Hu Wanguan and Hu Suozi thanked Mu Yirong, and then stood up with each other.

Seocho, who was standing behind the two of them, suddenly said leisurely, "I want to eat barbecue, you two skewers and roast on the fire, it must be delicious." ”

Seocho said, and sucked a little saliva, which shocked Hu Wanguan Hu Suozi for a moment, his legs and stomach were weak, and he almost knelt down again.

Mu Yirong saw that Seocho's cheeks were red and bright, and his eyes were misty, as if he was not lightly drunk, so he asked Liu Qingyan to take care of Seocho.

As a result, Seocho grabbed Liu Qingyan's hand and rubbed it on his face, and then stroked it repeatedly with his hand, as if he was a disciple and kept rubbing oil.

Mu Yixing looked at it and felt spicy, so he asked Seocho to control his emotions that were too galloping, and suddenly heard Seocho say, "This pig's hoof hair is really clean." ”

After speaking, he stuffed Liu Qingyan's hand into his mouth, and Liu Qingyan hurriedly fell backwards, just colliding with Mu Yixing, who came to rescue her.

The two of them were like two hemp ropes mixed together and fell to the ground.

Liu Qingyan is 100,000 points sure, Mu Yixing and her are not in agreement, and they are rushing.

Hu Wanguan and Hu Suozi took advantage of the chaos and started to run away again, but a sharp sword stretched out between the necks of the two.

Mu Yirong's smiling voice sounded, "You two can think about it clearly, if you dare to run again, I will call the female pavilion chief and skewer you and roast you." She was anesthetized by you, and she was in a trance, and she did something uncontrollable, and I am not responsible. ”

Hu Wanguan and Hu Suozi, who changed their faces eight hundred and sixty times in a quarter of an hour, put on smiling faces again, and didn't dare to say even again, may I ask Mu Yirong and other officials to visit, what are the orders?

"It's not a big deal, it's just that during the day, we raided the Wanjin gambling house, just because the gambling house manager and his companions were all road bandits. And when I questioned them, they had a humane understanding that the two of you were familiar with the ruler. ”

Humpty Dumpty Hu Wanguan hurriedly waved his hand, saying that he was not familiar with the management of the 10,000-gold gambling house, and he was definitely not an accomplice of the gang of road bandits.

Hu Suozi also waved his hand anxiously and shook his head, indicating that he didn't know that the gang at Wanjin Gambling House was a road bandit. Chaomu Yirong, who was still flattering, gave a thumbs up, and complimented him to the fullest, "Mu Shilang fights crime and eliminates harm for the people, he is really a model of officials in Beijing, and the first good official in the world who is loyal to the monarch and loves the people." ”

Hu Suozi praised Mu Yirong as a good official who loves the people like a son, and the delirious Ruicao pulled Mu Yixing's hair and shouted, "This rooster's crown is really a good crown, a good crown." ”

Liu Qingyan, who was holding Seocho's waist, was sweating profusely and asked Mu Yixing, who was about to be plucked out of his hair, "Can't you think of a way to let the chivalrous girl be honest for a while, or make her faint?"

Mu Yixing's tears flowed down in pain, and he scolded Hu Wanguan and Hu Suozi, the owners of the Chuansheng bookstore, and sprinkled some anesthesia on the stupid and bold face. Now that she's fine, instead of fascinating her, he's drunk and drunk, and he's about to toss him to see Hades.