The night is deep, and the Spring Courtyard looks very quiet against the backdrop of the night and the entire palace, but in the dark, I don't know how many pairs of eyes are staring at the every move of everyone in the courtyard, even if you get closer, you can feel the slightest coolness.

At this time, the door of the bedroom on the south side of the courtyard slowly opened, and I saw a dark shadow slowly walking out of the door, ** upper body, pulling cloth boots, walking towards the side of the courtyard, it was naturally Qin Han who could live in the south house, his face was slightly distorted at this moment, holding his stomach with one hand, and he didn't know what he was muttering to himself.

"Damn it, is this food poisonous today?" said his stomach and growled.

So Qin Han had to speed up his pace, otherwise he might have to pull a pair of pants, although there was a wooden horse in the room, but in the end, Qin Han was still not very used to it, if it was okay to urinate, it would be really not flattering to defecate, and then the outside of the barrel was brushed with tung oil, and after several processes, the leakage generally did not leak, and the barrel and the lid of the barrel did not know what kind of strange fragrance was smeared, but Qin Han still inherited the habits of his previous life after all, and always felt a little awkward.

Squatting in the thatched house, Qin Han's expression couldn't help but become soothed with the twitching of his buttocks, it can be described as ruthless, no matter how powerful a person he is, he can't escape the invasion of these two, from the emperor Lao'er to the poor people.

Due to the dark lights in the middle of the night, Qin Han had to be cautious, he was afraid that he would step on it, if he just polluted his body, it would be fine, if he was as sad as Jin Jinggong, it would really go down in history, and he couldn't help but start to sigh about the good life in his previous life.

Just when he was hearty, there was a slight sound of footsteps outside, thinking that the people in the courtyard had gotten up at night, and the people of the Imperial City Division would not go to the toilet in the courtyard, and everyone was a master, so they naturally disdained to be with themselves as ordinary people, and the Imperial City Division was a few steps away from this, and the masters would naturally be more reserved than ordinary people.

I don't know why I subconsciously stopped talking, and there are only two seats in the thatched house in the courtyard, I don't know if the other party will open the door, but I don't want to be disturbed when anyone goes to the toilet, just when Qin Han was thinking nonsense, the other party had already walked into a toilet next to him, and there was movement in less than two breaths.

"Whoa~"

At first, Qin Han didn't notice anything, it was still silent, but the next breath felt that something was wrong, judging from the sound, it was obvious that the sound of falling water was a certain distance from the dung pit, and it was naturally impossible for a woman, and the only thing left was Bao and Wuzi.

But according to the previous chat with the two, I learned that since the man was castrated, the thing will get smaller and smaller, at first it was okay, most of the eunuchs are standing and peeing like normal men, but as time goes by, they have to squat down like a woman, after all, if you don't want to pee once, wet your pants once, you can only do that.

And one of the security guards and the five sons is an old man who has been in the palace for ten years, and the other has been in the palace for nearly six or seven years, it is obvious that these two are the same as most eunuchs, but what is this matter today? Thinking like this, Qin Han became more and more afraid to move.

When the other party walked away, the turbidity in his chest came out of his mouth, and some of the tiredness he had disappeared completely, and after a few breaths, Qin Han tiptoed towards the house.

Go back to the house and lie down

In the collapse, but there is no sleep, this secret in this palace is not amazing, if it is revealed, it will really lose his head, but the most puzzling thing for him is that in the palace with such strict censorship, there are such fish that have slipped through the net, it is really incredible.

But no matter what, in the bottom of his heart, he still subconsciously regarded this matter as the deepest and deepest secret, at least the two little eunuchs were not bad in his opinion, and no matter what, it didn't have much to do with him, at most, it was only for the sake of the people who ate melons, but I don't know if this person was a protector or a little five, so Qin Han unconsciously fell asleep with deep doubts.

With the chirping of birds on the branches, another beautiful morning slowly began, and the people in the palace got up before dawn to get busy, and this point was nothing more than the princess, the emperor's grandson, and those nobles who did not know the geometry.

Although Baoquan and Wuzi are in the Chunlai Courtyard, this is the rule of the eunuchs, even the great eunuchs of the fourth grade, and the two of them will naturally be no exception.

"Qin Gongzi, it's early!"

Listening to the greetings of the fifth son, Qin Han rubbed his eyes sleepily, because of the incident last night, he didn't know how long he tossed and turned, in short, he felt that he fell asleep after about a cloudy day, and his spirit was naturally not much better, and after replying listlessly, he suddenly seemed to think of something, and his expression was a little unnatural when he looked at the fifth son opposite.

"Emperor, Huang Huang, I have a night boy in my house, and the gentleman who passes by recites it three times, and sleeps until dawn!"

Wuzi looked at Qin Han who was chattering in front of him, and couldn't help but be confused, I don't know if he didn't sleep well last night or what?

So he said, "Childe, what are you talking about? Do you need to go back to the house and sleep again?"

"No, no, it's just that I ran my stomach last night, I don't know what was inappropriate, I ran for half the night, I don't think of the common saying in my hometown when I was a child, so I read so many times. ”

Then he continued to chant two sentences, "Rise up Yelang, get up Yelang!"

The fifth son, who still felt that there was nothing, suddenly stiffened for some reason, and after two breaths, he laughed twice and hurriedly retreated: "That son, you read it first, I'll go and see how the breakfast is prepared." With that, he turned and walked away quickly.

Looking at the five sons who looked inexplicably unnatural, Qin Han also had a plan in his heart, but he naturally didn't dare to conclude anything based on this alone, so he walked towards the back garden after a little thought.

The courtyard where Qin Han lived was not big, and he didn't walk a few steps to the back garden, and he saw that Bao Quan was watering wholeheartedly, and he was not affected by Qin Han's arrival in the slightest, but most of it was because he didn't find out.

Qin Han still has a good impression of this honest and honest eunuch who is several years older than himself, compared to the emperor who is said to have tens of thousands of eunuchs, it is not easy to meet such a eunuch, Qin Han just watched quietly from the sidelines and did not bother.

Since he came to this palace, most of them are taking care of these flowers and plants, because he was like this at home in his early years, and he also has a lot of experience in this, and he also feels that it is much easier to deal with these flowers and plants than with people.

When I was young, my family was poor and my children were again

Many, I can't even afford to eat, let alone go to a private school, so I was sold to a big family to work, and since then he has been responsible for taking care of these flowers and plants, and then he was resold a few times, and finally sold into this palace, it seems that the eunuchs and palace maids in this palace have extremely miserable life experiences, but the difference between them is that there is still a trace of kindness in the deepest part of my heart.

Being in a daze and wandering is a major characteristic of preservation, and he has been scolded a lot for this, obviously Qin Han also discovered this, and couldn't help but say: "I finally really understand why you came here." ”

"Qin Gongzi, why did you come here? I didn't even notice if you didn't say anything. ”

"Yes, I said it's such a big yard, why can't I see you all the time, it turns out that you are always hiding and stunned!"

"Uh..." Speaking of this security, he also scratched his head a little embarrassed.

Seeing the other party's expression, Qin Han's heart moved, so he said, "Don't be busy, come and drink tea with me." ”

In this way, the two of them came to the front yard, and began to drink tea after some casual use, for Qin Han's strange behavior, the preservation is naturally confused, but his habit is what others say, what he does, this is very good for a eunuch, sometimes it is not a good thing to know too much.

Half an hour passed unconsciously, and most of the words of Qin Gongzi were not answered, so he had to deal with it on the side, after all, this is normal for a eunuch who has lived in the palace since he was a child, but what makes him feel a little strange is that he can't see his fifth son for half a day, this kid is famous for his love of fun.

Thinking like this, Qin Gongzi's teacup was raised again, and the security had to follow the general, so idle on weekdays, it was envied in his heart, but today's cup by cup, but he really couldn't stand it, not that he couldn't sit still, let alone sit, even if you kneel, you have to kneel, but today this is the stomach can't stand it, people have three urgency, how can you rely on perseverance to persevere.

So he smiled embarrassedly and said, "Childe, this tea is really panicked, why don't you wait for me to go and relieve myself?"

Qin Han was about to pick up the cup at this moment, and when he heard this, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart, let alone him, he couldn't stand it anymore, if he insisted more, he might have to pee his pants, so he said with a smile on his face: "Then let's go together, it just so happens that I also think a little bit." ”

Hearing this, the security hurriedly shook his head and waved his hand, how could there be a slave and the master to relieve their hands together, this spread out and didn't make people laugh at the big teeth? Not to mention the etiquette, if the person in charge of etiquette in the palace knew, he would be beaten up at the least, and he would have to turn around.

"This can't be helped, and we must not mess with the rules of etiquette. ”

Qin Han was so energetic, what he was waiting for was where he could take care of so much now, so he pulled up the security and walked towards the thatched house on the side, and said as he walked: "You don't know me anymore, am I such a rigid and mean person? Besides, isn't it just a relief? As for being so flustered?"

"But..."

"But what is it, gone!"