Chapter 15 Life is not easy, death is not easy, life and death are not easy

Some of the books of life and death do not have a dead date.

A great cultivator, a punished villain, or an unlucky monkey like me...... There are no years of death on the record.

But it's the first time I've heard of someone who hasn't been born.

Judging from the reactions of Zhu Guang and Chen Ying, they also met for the first time.

Two long-tongued men chattered and whispered in front of me...... I'm going to die of a fire with them!

"Hey, show me!" I unceremoniously snatched their books of life and death, "what the hell is going on there...... Oops, why are you biting me?"

The manuscript of the Book of Life and Death was incorporeal, but I was bitten anyway.

The fingertips were bitten and rolled blood, and in an instant, they were absorbed by the book and disappeared...... A-Niang is right, the life and death of the underworld are thin, and it is particularly unfriendly to the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain!

"Monkey Daxian!" Chen Wanbao looked at me like a ghost, "your hands, your blood, your ......"

The round body shook twice, and Chen Wanbao also fainted.

"Who is this?" Chen Ying laughed at him harshly, "It's too unproductive, right?"

"Yes!" I scoffed, "Zhang Tianshi's apprentice!"

Hearing that Chen Wanbao was Zhang Tianshi's apprentice, Zhu Guang and Chen Ying did not ridicule them as wantonly as I did.

The ghost aura on the two of them changed suddenly, and I shivered coldly.

The temperature in the air was so low that it was about to freeze, so I hugged my shoulders and rubbed it, and said dissatisfiedly: "What are you two doing? What is the origin of that Zhang Tianshi, you actually ...... Do you know Zhang Tianshi?"

"Little monkey, are you joking with us?" Chen Ying said with a bitter face, "Zhang Tianshi...... In the netherworld, there are almost no ghosts who are not beaten by Zhang Tianshi!"

Is Zhang Tianshi so domineering?

Speaking of Zhang Tianshi's name, Zhu Guang and Chen Ying were very afraid: "Little monkey, you don't know anything! We are ghosts, and Zhang Tianshi is a ghost." He has a high Taoism and a good understanding, and although he is a mortal fetus in the flesh, he can see the ...... of the Yin Spirit."

"Zhang Tianshi doesn't care if you're bad or not!" Chen Ying complained, "As long as it's a ghost he sees and offends a ghost that offends him, he will chase him to the underworld and fight him...... We've stunned his apprentice, will he trouble us?"

Seeing Zhu Guang and Chen Ying entangled, I laughed: "No, Chen Wanbao was just stunned by you, why is he angry?"

"That's good, that's good......"

"But what about you arresting his apprentice Li Su...... Whether Zhang Tianshi will be angry or not, I don't know. ”

"Huh?!"

Zhu Guang and Chen Ying's long tongues were almost tangled together, and I couldn't help but laugh when I looked at it: "Li Yu is Zhang Tianshi's apprentice! You don't know this? Come on, come on, I'll talk to you......

I sat cross-legged next to Li Su, pulling Zhu Guang and Chen Ying to gossip: "This Li Su, a special bastard!"

"Oh?"

"He brought these people here just to catch the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain! Go back to please his father and master! Is it bad or not?"

"That's it!"

"Since you don't like Zhang Tianshi either, shouldn't we join forces!"

"How?"

"Let Li Su go back alive, and see that he can't complete the master's task and be scolded!"

Zhu Guang and Chen Ying looked at me.

"Little monkey, your train of thought is wrong!" Zhu Guang said.

"He went back alive and was scolded, what should we do?" Chen Ying said.

"When the hour comes, we must take the soul back!"

"That's right, you think, Hades and Zhang Tianshi...... Or is Hades a little more terrifying?"

"Yes, yes!"

Well, I'm really out of selfishness.

I don't want Li Su's death to cause me to be miserable, so I lied to fool Zhu Guang and Chen Ying...... Aren't they dead ghosts, why are they so nimble?

"That's not right!" Zhu Guang was the first to react, "Little hairy monkey, you said that Li Su and Zhang Tianshi are masters and apprentices...... Then what is the relationship between you and Li Su?"

"Haha!" I laughed twice without emotion, and said, "Li Su and I ...... What can we have to do with each other? It's a passerby, a stranger...... I've just come down the mountain, who can I know?"

Chen Ying is not particularly easy to deal with: "If you have nothing to do with him, you don't know him...... How do you know about the mentoring relationship between the two of them?"

The two of them stared at me together, waiting for me to give an answer.

"I'll just ......," I stammered and shouted angrily, "Didn't I say it? He came to Huaguo Mountain to catch monkeys!"

"Really?" Zhu Guang didn't believe it, "In this Huaguo Mountain, you are the second Sun Dasheng and the third Mountain King...... Anyone else can catch you?"

"I ...... When will I be the third Mountain King!" Obviously it is the second, "Besides Sun Dasheng!", who else!"

Zhu Guang and Chen Ying didn't answer my words, they looked at the time, and a quarter of an hour had passed.

"Alright, little hairy monkey, let's not talk to you yet. Showing off the shackles and handcuffs, Zhu Guang was ready to torture the soul, "Let's take him away first." ”

"Hey, let's discuss it again!" Looking at Chen Wanbao who was unconscious, I said with a smile, "I confess that Li Su and I have a personal grudge, and I can't let him die for the time being...... If you must bring a soul back, why don't you take Chen Wanbao away?"

"Take him?" Zhu Guang was inexplicable, "It's not him who died, why should we take him away?"

"But he is willing to die for Li Su!"

"Little hairy monkeys. Chen Ying laughed at me, "The life and death of mortals are not as simple as you think. If there really is a saying who to die for, isn't the underworld all ghosts for the dead?"

"What's wrong?" I asked him, "Aren't you the one who was substituted for death?

“......”

"Little hairy monkey, you get out of the way. Zhu Guang pinched the hour, "Li Su's lifespan is coming soon, we must take him away immediately...... People die like lights go out, so forget it!"

"If you really have a personal grudge, you wait for him to come back to him in the next life. Ten or twenty years is nothing to you?"

It's nothing?!Phew!Let him try it for more than ten or twenty years! These stinky ghosts who don't understand the suffering of monkeys!

"No, you can't take him away!" I put my heart in front of Li Su, "You want to arrest him...... Why don't you let me die!"

"Little monkey, you are seeking death now...... Have you started touching porcelain?"

“......”

I won't give in, and neither will the two long-tongued ghosts.

The two sides quarreled, and the situation gradually became white-hot.

Just when my annoyed sour face was about to go crazy, there was a sudden movement next to me.

The sudden noise startled us.

Zhu Guang and Chen Ying and I looked at the source of the movement...... Li Su sat up as straight as a corpse!

"It's over, it's over!" Chen Ying pointed to the long hair on Li Su's body, "Brother Zhu, we're late...... This guy is a cheater!"