"What's the matter, Tang Seng, what tricks do you want to play. "The Jade Emperor is on fire.

"What's the matter, Jade Emperor, you guy is not honest at all now, the poor monk has helped you so much, you don't even know how to be grateful, hey, it hurts~"

Hmmm-

Tang Sen sat down and put on a weeping expression, as if he had been greatly wronged.

"What are you doing, Tang Seng, what do you want to do, what kind of grudge does my heavenly court have with you. ”

The Jade Emperor wanted to vomit blood, but his forehead was bruised, and he was so angry that he couldn't do it.

It's too cheap, how can there be such a lowly person in the world, it's really shameless.

The key is so powerful, there is no way at all.

"Tang Seng, we are all people from the Three Realms, even if there were some small festivals before, but this time it is different, this time it is the Demon Clan, and the people of the Western God Realm are eyeing each other, we can't fight among ourselves!"

Suddenly, Tai Bai Xing jumped out from the side and said bitterly to Tang Sen.

"What do you mean, the poor monk is like selling the Eastern God Realm, I warn you, don't give me a basin, otherwise don't blame the poor monk for killing people without blinking!"

Boom –

The monstrous killing machine broke out of his body, Tang Sen's eyes were cold, and he said gloomily.

He felt the meaning of Tai Bai Xing's words, and he was extremely uncomfortable. He felt that the Tai Bai Xing in front of him had changed, and he had this feeling since the last time, until this moment it was even more obvious, and it was no longer the Tai Bai Xing he knew, and it seemed that he had a scheming and became ruthless.

Pedal Pedal –

The murderous machine was monstrous, Tai Bai Xing took three steps back, and his forehead sweated wildly for a moment, and he didn't dare to take a breath of the atmosphere.

After a long time, he said quietly: "Xiaobai didn't mean that, the Emperor of Heaven misunderstood, I have always been your fan, how can I deduct basins for you!"

"Isn't it better, the poor monk doesn't like to listen to those threatening words, and if there is a next time, it is not so easy to discuss. In this case, I will add another 300 peach trees, and your heavenly court will owe the poor monks 900 peach trees. ”

After that, Tang Sen laughed happily, looking harmless to humans and animals.

"I'm gone, but I'm still not human!"

"Made, it's really black-hearted, and it's a stone. ”

"It's not a thing, when Taishang Laojun was here in the past, he wasn't so arrogant. ”

In an instant, the entire Lingxiao Treasure Hall exploded, and everyone opened their mouths one after another, greeting Tang Sen.

"Oops~ Don't be **, no matter how much you say, it's not for the poor monk to be obediently served, what's the use of complaining!"

Hmmm-

Tang Sen sat on the ground, took out a pot of two pots again, and drank it in a big gulp.

Recently, he seems to have become more and more fond of wine, and gradually realized the true meaning of that wine, a true meaning of invincible loneliness in the world.

"Tang Seng, it's impossible for these things you want, my Heavenly Court will only admit that you robbed and robbed it, and one day you will all have to come back. ”

The Jade Emperor almost threw the table and said angrily.

"Whatever you think, anyway, the poor monk of the peach tree is going to be decided, bye-bye!"

Hmmm-

Hehe smiled, and the next moment, Tang Sen appeared in the peach orchard...

"Hurry up, let's go to Pan Taoyuan. ”

Lingxiao Treasure Palace, Tai Bai Xing roared.

"Don't be in such a hurry, it's useless to go fast, who else in Heavenly Court can subdue that crazy monk?"

The Jade Emperor laughed at himself, at this time, even he had to admit that there was no way to take Tang Sen, there was really no way at all.

What revenge, what woman, no matter how much thought he has in his heart, I'm afraid it will have to come to naught, at least for now.

"Hey~ Today's heavenly court is so quiet, what's wrong with the old man of the Jade Emperor, there is no movement at all. ”

After cleaning up the nine hundred peach trees, Tang Sen looked at the sky and muttered to himself.

"Is there any movement, don't you have a little pressure in your heart?"

Suddenly, the graceful and luxurious Queen Mother flew over and smiled slightly.

"Uh...... I said who dared to talk to me so boldly, it turned out to be the Queen Mother, I'm sorry, these peach trees were promised by the Jade Emperor to the poor monk, and the poor monk is not stealing!"

Townsend took out the flask and took a sip and laughed.

"Hehe, dare to be upright and rampant in Pan Taoyuan, looking at the Three Realms, you Tang Seng is the only one, they all say that the monkey five hundred years ago is terrible, if you want me to say, his master is the most terrifying. ”

The Queen Mother was extremely noble, her phoenix robe swaying, and the green silk was filled with a unique fragrance, turning around Tang Sen, making him want to commit a crime.

"Who said that the poor monk is so terrible? He has always been a good citizen of the Three Realms, and he has worked hard for the sake of all sentient beings, and this time he has also hurt his vitality, so he didn't come to Pan Taoyuan to visit!"

Tang Sen laughed, hugged his chest suddenly, frowned, and looked pained.

"Okay, you go ahead and pretend, and see how many people think you are acting like you. ”

The Queen Mother couldn't stand it anymore, rolled her eyes, and said helplessly.

The feelings themselves said so much, this guy didn't listen to a word.

"I really didn't act, Niangniang, what the poor monk said is the truth, he is really injured, I don't believe you can feel it. ”

Hmmm-

Tang Sen stepped in and tore off his coat with a tear, revealing his strong pectoral muscles.

"I'll go, it's so big!"

Pedal Pedal –

The Queen Mother watched Tang Sen's chest muscles retreat again and again, and she was extremely shocked in her heart, this Tang Seng seemed to have become bigger and stronger again.

It's incredible, the lines between the muscles are incomparably perfect, like a work of art, and it makes people feel comfortable.

The Queen Mother didn't blink her eyes, and she enjoyed the beautiful scenery in front of her.

"How's it going, handsome or not?"

When Tang Sen saw that the Queen Mother was so obsessed, he couldn't help but be overjoyed, and said with great joy.

"Handsome, it's the most perfect line and proportion that this palace has ever seen, how did you do it. ”

The Queen Mother seemed to want to stretch out her hand to feel it, but she was a little embarrassed, and her cheeks were crimson.

"Feel it?"

Townsend asked tentatively.

"Hehe, men and women don't kiss, this is heaven, not the world, no!"

The Queen Mother shook her head with a smile, took three steps back, and said.

"What are you afraid of, do you have a ghost in your heart? It's just to make you feel art, art is unbounded, come on!"

Tang Sen stepped forward and encouraged.

"Still no, although you and I understand art, but they don't understand, I'm afraid of misunderstanding. ”

The Queen Mother smiled, her green fingers pointing at the stunned heavenly soldiers beside her.

Hmmm-

Townsend quickly closed his clothes and didn't show them to the heavenly soldiers.

Ma De was careless, he didn't know when the heavenly soldiers came, the thief was so embarrassed, if this reached the ears of the Jade Emperor, the horror would be to misunderstand his relationship with the Queen Mother.

"Townsend what are you doing. ”

Suddenly, the voice of the Jade Emperor reached Pan Taoyuan, and he himself saw Tang Sen and the Queen Mother.

And Tang Sen happened to be in the clothes, so he couldn't help but be angry again: "The Queen Mother is the head of my heavenly fairies, how dare you move a cold hair, I will fight with you." ”

"If you can't win, I'll fight with you. ”

It's so annoying, Chang'e was abducted by you, and you came to hit the attention of the queen mother again, so what should I do with the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor was furious and shouted frantically, looking like he was really desperate.

(End of chapter)