Volume 1 The Fledgling Three Brothers Chapter 60 Returning with the Whole Body
The sky was already full of stars outside.
"I'll go, it's getting dark! What about my two unsuccessful brothers?"
Ji Longjun scratched his head and looked in all directions, "If I wait so long, they must not cause any trouble." This day, my little heart really can't stand it!"
"Brother, here, here!" An eager voice behind Ji Longjun suddenly sounded.
Ji Longjun looked back and saw that it was Ji Kai. He was followed by the skinny Ji Ye, who also had an anxious look.
"Oh my God, what's so funny down there, do you know how long you've been there?
"Uh...... It's a long story, my brother, I've had a bit of a problem down there, and I've been delayed for a while......"
"Is this a matter of delay? Don't you see what time it is! Baibao Manor has already chased people several times, and I and I are not hiding in Tibet, and we dare not go far, if you don't come out again, we will really be arrested!"
"Okay, okay, let's not talk about it for now, let's leave first!"
Ji Longjun saw that many samurai around him were looking at them, but fortunately, Ji Longjun had just come out of the underground auction house, so he didn't arouse too much suspicion.
Ji Longjun felt weak in his heart, and didn't dare to stay longer, so he hurriedly patted them on the shoulder and signaled to leave.
"Brother, we didn't eat lunch today, we didn't eat dinner, I'm okay with a lot of fat, you don't sweat from hunger, what do you say!"
Ji Kai followed Ji Longjun briskly towards the gate of the manor, and whispered.
"What else? You don't know how much money we have. What, you still want to have a big meal?"
"There's no big meal to eat, it's okay to eat a small meal!"
Ji Kai sighed silently, it seems that it is useless to slander Ji Longjun for a meal, because there is really no money!
"What's big or small, you don't have anything else in your head all day except to eat?"
"I'll go, brother, I don't like to hear what you say! People are iron, rice is steel, and if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry and panic. We didn't jump out of the cracks in the stones, we didn't want to eat, what did we want?"
"Okay, good, you're reasonable. Let's go quickly, and when we get back to the outer city, I'll buy a few big steamed buns to make sure we all have enough to eat, right?"
Speaking of big steamed buns, Ji Longjun couldn't help but feel sorry for the three copper coins that he had beaten away.
Hey, those are three snow-white steamed buns that can save lives!
It's really a penny that stumps a hero.
Ji Kai is still very dissatisfied, he is used to eating meat in a big way, and he only uses a few steamed buns to satisfy his stomach without eating for almost a whole day, which is obviously not a very acceptable thing.
But after buying the "Ten Steps Collapse Fist", they have only a few hundred dollars left, and they really don't have the money to eat and drink, so is it difficult to eat the overlord meal?
Ji Kai shook his head, he is also a face-saving person, and the overlord meal is not his style of doing things.
"That's right! Brother! I have a good idea!" Ji Kai suddenly shouted again, "Let's not go back to the inn yet, let's go find the little toad! That kid fooled us into coming to the manor to buy cheats, causing us to spend all the money and not be able to eat, didn't his family open a store, that kid must have the money to invite us to dinner! Let's go eat a big family! How about it, brother, do you want to go!"
Ji Longjun rolled his eyes and said speechlessly: "Da Kai, we don't have much friendship with the little toad, how long have we known each other, are you embarrassed to let the family invite us to dinner?" ”
"Hey, you said you, you can't eat, what kind of face are you talking about?"
Ji Kai seemed to have completely forgotten that he was a very faceless person, and seeing that Ji Longjun was unwilling to go, he smirked and continued to flicker:
"Brother, you can't say that, it has nothing to do with being shameless. The little toad told us to go to the manor to buy cheats, didn't we buy them back? Everyone, good friends, of course there are good things to share, let's take the cheats to him and let him see. It's good that the bad guys have been trained in the martial arts hall, and it's good for everyone to work together as staff officers!"
Ji Longjun's heart moved, and he nodded: "Well, that's right." We haven't looked at this cheats yet. The little toad can go to such an expensive martial arts hall to learn martial arts, he must know a little bit about martial arts, let's let him see, if this 'Ten Steps Collapse Fist' is not good, let's hurry up and return it early tomorrow morning! Five taels of silver, that's our hard-earned money! ”
"Yes, yes, yes, brother, you're right to think so! But...... Then again, 'there is no such thing as a free lunch', and of course the same goes for it, there is certainly no free cheats to read. Let's show the little toad the cheats and ask him to treat us to a few meals, it's always right, right?"
Ji Longjun turned his head and glared at Ji Kai fiercely, pretending to be angry and said, "Da Kai, I see that you are simply the wrong child, and there is nothing else in your head except eating!"
Quarrel after noise, but they didn't stop at all.
As soon as he ran, Ji Longjun felt that Zhou was very awkward. None of the muscles and joints looked like his. However, the strength of the whole body is surprisingly large.
"Hey, senior Niu, don't worry, I, Ji Longjun, am a man of my word, and I will definitely help you pass on this evil skill to the Demon Stream Mansion!"
Ji Longjun was full of thoughts about evil deeds, but Ji Kai was still chattering behind him:
"Brother, do you say that the little toad's family has anything else to eat besides fruit tea? I didn't look carefully last night, if his family can stir-fry vegetables in addition to fruit tea, it will save trouble! Tut-tut, you don't need to spend extra money to eat outside, just let his chef cook a few hard dishes, haha!"
"Da Kai, how hard do you want to eat?" Ji Longjun asked with some lovelessness.
"Brother, if you ask that, then I have to say it well! We roast fish and rabbits in the mountains every day, and we have never eaten stewed vegetables except roasting and roasting! This time I have to ask the little toad to invite us to eat a stewed chicken or something, stew an old hen! Brother, is this stewed chicken a hard dish?"
Ji Kai swallowed his saliva as if the stewed chicken was already in his mouth.
Ji Longjun rolled his eyes, "What else?"
"Ha, there are many more! Brother, I'm afraid that you won't be able to open your mouth when the time comes, and I'm embarrassed to order food for others! But it doesn't matter, I, Ji Dakai, will definitely prepare a menu for you in advance. Except for stewed chicken, what kind of steamed ......"
"Stop!" Ji Longjun interrupted Ji Kai and asked rhetorically, "Why am I embarrassed to order food again?" Didn't you say that you came to ask the little toad to invite you to dinner?"
"Oh, brother, why do you always care about these little things. You say, I said, aren't they all little toads for treats! And we don't have to spend money, who said that they didn't say it......
“......”
Ji Longjun felt that he had once again lost to Ji Kai's unparalleled sophistry and intelligence. After all, when it comes to the topic of eating, Ji Longjun is always unconsciously surrounded into the pit by Ji Kai.
"What kind of brother am I, one is good for nothing but eating, and the other can't say three words a day, my god ......"
Ji Longjun really wanted to look up to the sky and howl to express the bitterness in his heart. But when he looked up, he saw a sky full of stars, and those shining stars loomed, some golden, some dark blue, and some dark red, beautiful as jewels.
"Hey, my two precious brothers......"
Ji Longjun shook his head secretly, and the bitterness in his heart turned into a trace of warmth for some reason.
The brothers rushed to the fruit tea shop of the little toad's house in one go, tired and out of breath. Ji Kai held the wall with one hand and his knee with the other, and tried to look in from the window.
"Bad...... Brother, it seems that his house only has fruit tea, not stir-fried vegetables! This is troublesome!"
Ji Longjun's legs were weak, and he really almost sat on the ground. He raised his leg and kicked Ji Kai's fat ass hard!
"Oops!" Ji Kai didn't stand firmly, and his whole body was on the window.
"Brother, what are you kicking me for!" Ji Kai turned around and said angrily.
"Okay, let's stop talking nonsense, knock on the door!"
Ji Longjun was really too lazy to argue with Ji Kai, he leaned against the wall and pointed to the door of the fruit tea shop weakly.
"What are you knocking on, people are opening shops to do business, not living at home. Brother, do you know what 'welcome' means?" Ji Kai said, patting the footprints on his buttocks lightly, and pushed open the door with a wave of his big hand.
"Huh, Ji...... Ji Kai: Are you back?"
The little toad was wearing an apron, holding a snow-white lace rag and carefully wiping the table, and was very surprised to see Ji Kai and others enter the store one after another.
"Hah, not really. Didn't we make an appointment, we'll come to the store to look for you when we come back, ahem. Ji Longjun said embarrassedly and glared at Ji Kai fiercely.
After this product entered the store, it was immediately like a zipper, and he didn't say a word.
"Why have you been there for so long! I have been thinking about you in the martial arts hall in the afternoon, I waited and waited, I waited and waited, but I didn't expect you to come until it was dark. Hey, I'll go change my clothes later, let's go out and talk!"
The little toad turned his head and walked back to the inner room quickly, put away the apron and rag and said hello to his family, and came out and waved his hand to Ji Longjun and the others: "Let's go, I'll take you to supper!"
"Supper!" Ji Kai's zipper mouth finally opened the slit, and two words popped out excitedly.
"Okay, let's go!" Ji Longjun nodded and said.
To be honest, Ji Longjun was already hungry enough.
Just let him take the initiative to beg others to invite him to dinner, he really can't do it. Since the little toad took the initiative to offer a treat, Ji Longjun naturally had no reason to refuse.
This is a downtown area, and the little toad led Ji Longjun and a few people skillfully through the flow of people to an unassuming store.
Ji Kai looked up and saw that the small horizontal plaque of the store was heavily written with five quaint characters: "Liu's old tofu". At the entrance of the store, a girl with two pigtails is smiling and beckoning customers.
"Brother, the little toad wants to invite us...... Eating tofu?" Ji Kai whispered behind Ji Longjun's shoulder, a pair of mung bean eyes staring closely at the cute girl at the door of the store.
The eyes are indiscriminate and presumptuous, and all I think about is "eating tofu".
"Gollum ......" Ji Kai swallowed.