Haonan and Pheasant led a group of wolf-like subordinates to sweep the holes like a plough garden, and it only took a little more than half a day to clean up all the beggars on the streets of Hong Kong Island, and sweep away several bandit nests that trafficked in human beings and mutilated children. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Next, Haonan led people directly to the helm of the Hong Kong Island Beggar Gang, and forcibly invited the old and frail Beggar Gang leader out. In the face of the powerful offensive of the Xuanhuang Security Company, the loosely organized and uneven beggar gang collapsed in less than a day.

After everything was ready, Hao Nan excitedly drove to pick up Li Xuan. "Master, we have successfully completed the mission and captured all the members of the Hong Kong Island Beggar Gang. In order not to disturb the tranquility here, I have invited all those people to the company square. We have also dismantled five gangs of traffickers, caught more than 30 bastards who had mutilated children and rescued more than 100 mutilated children. ”

"Well, well done!" Li Xuan glanced at Hao Nan, feeling that the merit qi on his body had increased a lot.

"Master, are you going to the scene to have a look?" Haonan asked again.

"Of course I have to go!" Li Xuan greeted Zhao Bing and Song Zhong and was about to leave.

Zhao Bing was taking care of Li Muzhi and said he couldn't go. Song Zhong was accompanied by a large group of female security guards at home, and he couldn't go. Li Xuan got into the car alone and was picked up by Haonan to Xuanhuang Security Company.

Li Xuan took the car directly to the company's square. In the car, Li Xuan found that there were more than 1,000 people in the square, hundreds of people from the Xuanhuang Security Company were maintaining law and order, and thousands of beggars were surrounded in the middle, the scene was chaotic and the sound was very noisy.

Li Xuan slowly got out of the car and deliberately released the coercion of the immortal cultivator on his body. The originally noisy square instantly fell silent, and the beggars were silent, and the security guards of the Xuanhuang Security Company immediately straightened their waists.

"Hello Li Dong!" Under the leadership of the pheasant, hundreds of people from the Xuanhuang Security Company bowed to Li Xuan in unison.

After Li Xuan waved his hand, the pheasant once again led people to shout the slogan of Xuanhuang Security Company, "Xuanhuang is in hand, I have merit!" "Maintain fairness and justice and promote social harmony!"

After the pheasant led everyone to shout the slogan three times in a row, he ran to Li Xuan in a hurry, "Report to Master, everything is ready, please instruct Master." ”

"Has the beggar gang leader been arrested?" asked Li Xuan.

"Here, bring him to me!" the pheasant ordered, and the two big men escorted a thin and withered little old man in a suit.

"You are the leader of the beggar gang?" Li Xuan looked at the little old man and asked suspiciously.

Li Xuanping usually reads too many martial arts novels, in his heart, the leader of the beggar gang should be a tall and mighty, extraordinary character, even if he is not like Qiao Feng, who is world-beating, wise and brave, courageous, heroic, and righteous, he should also be a little bit of a gang leader like Hong Qigong, with rough hands and feet, a few patches on his clothes, and a dog-beating stick in his hand. I didn't expect it to be a little old man who didn't look good.

"It's the old man who is too lazy to move! I don't know what advice Li Dong asked me to come to?" The little old man really spoke a little bit of the leader's style. Although he has become a prisoner, he is still neither humble nor arrogant, and he is still civil.

"Do you have any advice?" Li Xuan became angry when he heard it, and shouted with the Xuanhuang merit formula. "You are guilty!"

The leader of the beggar gang was too lazy to move the momentum that had been held up just now, and collapsed instantly after Li Xuan shouted, and knelt on the ground with a "poof". "Li Dong spares his life, I am too lazy to move the eighty-year-old mother, three seriously ill wives, and four children waiting to be fed below!

"You have hands and feet, why do you have to beg and don't do something serious? You are the moths of society!" Li Xuan asked.

"We beggars help the ancestors have training, and the beggars help the disciples should be lazy! Men are lazy to become men, and women are lazy to become women; The big lazy Jackie Chan, the little lazy Jackie Chan, not the lazy Bear. Lazy, lazy, lazy! Lazy is not enough to become a talent, not lazy is not enough to become a talent, not lazy but to succeed, not lazy to prosper, not a hero can do it. My name is lazy to move, and it is precisely to inherit the teachings of the ancestors. The leader of the beggar gang gave a reason why he lived by begging.

"What is the value of all things? A lazy world is famous! The heart is lazy to be safe, and the body is close to laziness and glory. Mount Tai does not hide from the top, and the Yellow River does not break off! Please, do not go! Push, do not move! With two hands and one sleeve, I have a kind of lazy style. ”

The sage is lazy, and he also looks forward to being affectionate, taking his voice and issuing his purpose: listen to the voice of laziness, be happy, rest and do nothing, and be happy? The word is made to imply its meaning: the form of laziness, the heart depends on it, people rely on it to live, and things rely on it. If the heart is not worthy, it will be useful to bundle things. This is called laziness. ”

"Laziness is also useful. Lazy, too, the bracket for reading. Lazy version, resting backrest also. Lazy woman, the elegant name of cricket. Lazy and disabled, the reputation of the monk is also. And the lazy out of the canon, but also the people pile up the wheel. Tao Yuanming, a great poet of the former Jin Dynasty, was proud of being lazy, and his poem said: A Ye is also twenty-eight, lazy so there is no match. Tang Dynasty poet Du Zimei, who is lucky to be lazy, said in his poem: I am not lazy, comb my hair this morning. The white Juyi of the nine elders is happy with laziness, and his poem says: The temperament is lazy and good for blind dates, and the doors and alleys are called neighbors. Su Dongpo, who is lazy and conceited, said: You look at Dongpo Weng, who is lazy. This is called the legacy of laziness. ”

"Woohoo! the world is chaotic, lazy; All living beings are numerous, and one is lazy and alone. Yes, high-ranking officials are generous, and they are too lazy to figure out; Golden and beautiful, too lazy to take care of it. Heaven and earth are so big, one bed is enough to sleep, and there are so many things that one bowl is enough to be full. This is the highest level of laziness. ”

"Yu Bucai is a small person, although he is also lazy, and he does not dare to compare with the ancients. However, since laziness is entangled, why not take laziness as the foundation of the world and a place to live? If this is the case, then it is also a great luck in misfortune! When you are idle, when you are lazy, you will be happy to stretch out your hand to ask for it?"

"Stop, stop, stop!" Li Xuan listened to it a little bit at first, and he almost didn't let the crooked reasoning and heresy of this beggar gang leader be angry. "You're lazy and reasonable. ”

"Dong Li, don't believe it, laziness is the inheritance of our Chinese nation since ancient times. Ancient people knew best what compression is, and why? For example, in classical Chinese, one word can represent a lot of information, and this is compression. But have you ever wondered why the ancients didn't write vernacular Chinese, so that we can understand it better. The main thing is laziness, because it was more difficult to carve oracle bone inscriptions in the past, so I want to reflect all his thoughts through one word. Then there was poverty, because paper and pen and ink were more expensive at that time, so in order to save money on buying paper and pen and ink, they could only write less braille and express more meaning. Because they were lazy and poor, they created tools and improved the production efficiency of society! Why did Huaxia use hieroglyphs in ancient times? Think about it, in the end, it was still one word, "lazy," and lazy to explain to others what this word is? Let people see for themselves what this word looks like, and that is what it means. ”

"In ancient times, there was also a most famous lazy person, known as Chen Tuan Ancestor, who cultivated a sleeping path because of laziness, slept for 800 years, and slept into a fairy. The beggar gang leader became more and more energetic. The beggars in the square all looked at the gang leader with adoring eyes.

Li Xuan looked around at the beggars in the square, and suddenly found that they were filled with a kind of sluggishness and laziness.

It turned out that this gang leader started with laziness and became famous with laziness before he became the leader of the gang. (To be continued.) )