"The Yellow Monkey King Chitose. ”

The group of monkeys originally looked at the old horse monkey and the horse, but at this moment, the old horse monkey wanted to worship the yellow monkey as the king, and the other monkeys naturally had no way to refute it, and they knelt down and shouted one after another.

It's just that this sudden change made the yellow monkey a little confused.

He hurriedly went to help the leaders of the various tribes and said, "Everyone, please get up quickly, please hurry up, the matter of the Monkey King still needs to be discussed in the long run." ”

The monkey chief knelt down and said, "We just said that whoever can come in and go can come and go, and who does not hurt the body, we will serve him as the king, and at this moment, the king can come and go, we should keep our promises, and the king must not let me become untrustworthy." ”

"Your words are wrong, I was bitten on the butt by a snake in the water, and I am not unharmed. The yellow monkey pointed to his buttocks, which were covered with mud and had not yet become swollen.

It's not that the yellow monkey resists the position of the monkey king, but that he really has no bottom in his heart and doesn't know how to be the king.

When the old horse monkey saw that the yellow monkey couldn't hold up the wall in the mud, he really wanted to kick a few feet on the wound on his buttocks. However, at this time, it was not good to really attack, so I had to endure the impulse and persuade him: "If the virtuous brother continues to resign, it will make the leaders become untrustworthy people, it is better for the virtuous brother to do the throne of the king first, and if there is a suitable monkey selection in the future, it will be okay to let the virtuous." ”

The yellow monkey was puzzled: "That is the case, then I have to temporarily assume the position of the monkey king." ”

"Chitose Yellow-haired Monkey King!" the monkeys shouted.

"Eh!eh!" A listener monkey gave himself this name, and the yellow monkey was a little depressed and hurriedly waved his hand.

The group of monkeys didn't know why, and the old horse monkey didn't know what the yellow monkey was, and thought that he had suddenly repented again, and his face was a little unhappy.

The yellow monkey said: "The name of the yellow monkey king is really a bit cold, and it can't be graded, why don't you give me a more majestic name?"

"Uh..." The monkey clan thought that the yellow monkey was a little uncomfortable when he first became the king, but they didn't expect him to enter the role quite quickly.

"The name of the Yellow Monkey King is really a little unpopular, the king is dressed in golden hair, so it is better to call it the Golden Retriever King. The lemur leader proposed.

"Golden Retriever King Eight?" The yellow monkey is even more depressed, why is a monkey king called a turtle?

"Wait for me to look at my beautiful fur, shouldn't I have a more majestic name based on my appearance?" the yellow monkey guided.

"Beautiful fur. The monkeys chattered, and suddenly the leader of the gibbons slapped his head, looked like he suddenly realized, and said complacently: "What does the king think of the monkey king?"

The yellow monkey glared at him: "Get out!"

"Is that called the Fur King?" or the Fur King?" the lemur leader saw that the gibbon leader was bored, and muttered, "These two names are not necessarily majestic, hey, there is, King Phi!"

"That's called..."The lemur leader was complacent, and was about to speak, but was stopped by the yellow monkey: "Shut up!"

It turned out that he had already been heard by the yellow monkey when he muttered just now.

"Brother Xian's fur is very beautiful compared to us, how about calling him the Monkey King?"

In the end, it was the old horse monkey who knew the yellow monkey's mind and gave the yellow monkey a resounding name.

"Monkey King!" the yellow monkey muttered and exclaimed: "The name of the Monkey King is good, loud, and domineering!"

The yellow monkey smiled and laughed, climbed the stone steps, and went to the stone seat.

The monkeys cheered: "Monkey King!"

"Earlier, I heard that my brother said that there is a prince and general under the throne of the human emperor, although we are monkey clans, but we must also have a charter, today since I have been the Monkey King, I simply give everyone an official position. The yellow monkey pretended.

Hey!

The old horse monkey really didn't expect the yellow monkey to come out like this, and those thoughts were not instilled in him in vain a few days ago.

"Okay, okay, the king will give me a title and be an official. "The monkeys made a fuss.

"But I don't know what kind of official to give everyone. The yellow monkey scratched his head and said with some embarrassment: "Why don't you do it for your brother?"

The old horse monkey rolled his eyes, and slandered in his heart: You don't know, what kind of garlic are you pretending.

The old horse monkey was unhappy in his heart, but the yellow monkey was not good at pouring cold water on him as soon as he became the king, so he simply gave the leaders of the monkey clan official worship one by one according to the officials in the world.

The monkeys didn't know how big the officials were, and they were rewarded one by one, and they were all stupid.

After sealing the official positions of the leaders, the yellow monkey was hesitant again, and stopped talking: "This official is all sealed, I heard my brother say that those emperors in the world have a harem, should I also set up a harem?"

"What?harem?" the old horse monkey thought he had misheard.

Is this the fucking yellow monkey who has been unwilling to be the king just now?

Just when he became the king of the fuck, he was going to build a harem?

Isn't that a little too fucking anxious?

When I first met him, he would say that he held the hand of a monkey, and he didn't say that he would grow old together?

"What, is there anything wrong with my brother?" Huang Monkey asked, in fact, it was not that he was in a hurry, but these days the old horse monkey often told him some stories about the emperors in the world, which made the yellow monkey mistakenly think that the harem and feudal officials were the standard configuration of the emperor, and since he was the monkey king, he had to do something decent.

"The king is now the Monkey King, and this harem should be established, I wonder if the king has a favorite female monkey?" asked the old horse monkey.

If you want to say that you like the female monkey, there is such a one in the heart of the yellow monkey, it is a female monkey of the macaque family, which was seen when the group of monkeys worshiped the old horse monkey as the king in the morning.

It's just that later the wolves attacked and scattered the monkeys, and later, although the old horse monkey slaughtered the wolves, the yellow monkey never saw the female macaque again.

"Do you like the mother monkey?" the yellow monkey looked at the group of monkeys, but did not see the macaque he liked, and shook his head in disappointment, "It seems that there is none." ”

The old horse monkey was speechless, and there was no favorite monkey to set up a harem.

But this is an opportunity, the old horse monkey naturally can't miss it, take this opportunity to take a few daughters-in-law for the yellow monkey to take a litter of monkeys.

"Since the king doesn't have a favorite female monkey, why don't we choose a beautiful female monkey among the monkey clan to be the king's queen?" the old horse monkey proposed.

"Okay, okay, marry a queen for the king, and give us a litter of little kings next year. "The monkeys rejoiced.

"Since everyone has no opinion, then please ask the tribes to select the female monkey who has never had sex with the male monkey, and we will choose a queen for the king. "The old horse monkey said.

The leaders seconded the proposal, and each of them chose a female monkey in his tribe that was still a virgin.

An hour later.

All the tribes have been selected.

There are a total of 67 monkey races in this Huaguo Mountain, of which 23 are thriving, and the rest are either sparse monkeys or have no female monkeys.

The leaders brought the female monkeys of their respective clans to the old horse monkeys, and the old horse monkeys screened them once, and then the yellow monkeys finally selected the female monkeys they liked.

"The three monkeys of the gibbon tribe are good, the two female monkeys of the lemur tribe are also okay, the two macaque tribes are also okay, and the female monkey of the short-tailed monkey is too old, right?"

The leader of the short-tailed monkeys explained: "There are very few monkeys in my tribe, and there is only this one female monkey. ”

"It's too old to do it. ”

"The colobus monkey tribe,, why do you have a big belly, how can you choose a queen when you have to give birth? No. ”

The old horse monkeys were screened all the way, and in the end, there were only thirteen female monkeys from all ethnic groups who were shortlisted.

The old horse monkey led the thirteen female monkeys to the yellow monkey.

"The king, the female monkeys of all tribes have been selected, and the king is asked to choose one of the thirteen female monkeys to be the queen, of course, if the king is willing, he can choose the remaining twelve female monkeys to be his concubine. ”

As the old horse monkey spoke, the yellow monkey also secretly looked at the thirteen female monkeys in front of him, and saw that one of the two female macaques of the macaque tribe was the female macaque he thought about day and night, and his heart was overjoyed.

Glancing at the female macaque, they both bowed their heads in shame.

When he heard the old horse monkey say that after the selection of one, the rest of the female monkeys could be selected as concubines, the yellow monkey was a little embarrassed, and waved his hand again and again: "Brother, it is enough to choose one." ”

"It's up to the king to choose a few of them. The old horse monkey said: "I don't know if the king has a female monkey in his eye." ”

"It's... This..."The yellow monkey is finally more than enough, and he is not domineering enough, looking at the female monkeys in front of him, he is a little shy and difficult to speak.

The old horse monkey had no choice but to ask one by one, pointing to one of the three female monkeys of the gibbon, and asking, "How is this one?"

The yellow monkey shook her head, and the female monkey was a little depressed when she saw that she had lost the election.

"This one, with a big butt, is so good that it can give birth to a son. He pointed to the second gibbon mother.

The yellow monkey shook his head again.

It wasn't until the old horse monkey pointed to the female macaque who was thinking about it day and night that he nodded shyly.

Immediately, the female macaque was canonized as the queen, and the monkeys rejoiced, weaving some garlands with flowers and plants, and the monkeys held a lively ceremony after the sealing.

More than half a month has passed in the blink of an eye.

Since the yellow monkey became the Monkey King, he has been served by all the monkeys, but he is also happy and happy, and in just half a month, his body has gained a circle.

The yellow monkey also fulfilled his dream of monkey life, leading the macaque queen to watch the sunrise in the morning and the sunset in the evening.

In this half a month, the old horse monkey taught the yellow monkey a few sets of stick techniques, and taught the monkeys some human life skills, with the natural shelter of the water curtain cave, the monkeys' life is also quiet, and there are few other fierce beasts to harass.

Seeing that the monkeys' lives are going on in an orderly manner, the macaque queen's belly is also bulging day by day, and a litter of monkey cubs will be born in the next year, everything seems to be very good, and the old horse monkey has also decided to leave Huaguo Mountain.

The old horse monkey found an opportunity to talk to the yellow monkey about it, and the yellow monkey was inexplicably sad, although he was reluctant to give up, but the old horse monkey had already made up his mind.

When the old horse monkey left Huaguo Mountain, the monkey clan in the mountain learned that the horse monkey prime minister had left, and they came to see him off with melons and fruits, the scene was huge, but it was also a little desolate.

"Brother really doesn't plan to stay any longer?" the yellow monkey held the hand of the old horse monkey, tears in the corners of his eyes.

"Don't send it away, the king, there is no banquet in the world, I have been in this mountain for almost a month, it's time to leave. The old horse monkey comforted.

"I wonder where my brother is going, and will we see him again in the future?" asked the yellow monkey.

"Brother Fool plans to travel all the way to the west, I heard that there are often immortals in Hezhou in Xiniu, Brother Yu plans to go to Xiniu Hezhou to try his luck, Brother Xian doesn't have to be sad, if there is a fate, he will meet one day. ”

"That being the case, I hope that my brother can find the immortal as soon as possible, worship the famous teacher, and attain the Tao as soon as possible. The yellow monkey beckoned to the monkey beside him, and the monkey stepped forward and handed over a lotus leaf package.

The yellow monkey took the package, gave it to the old horse monkey, and said, "There are some dried wild fruits here, and my brother can bring some on the road to satisfy his hunger." ”

The old horse monkey took the package and said: "It is also fate that you and my brother have met once, and before parting, I will give my ebony stick to the virtuous brother, hoping that the virtuous brother can use it to keep the mountain monkey safe." ”

"Brother can't, brother is going to Xiniu Hezhou thousands of mountains and rivers, I'm afraid the road is treacherous, this stick brother still keeps it for self-defense, anyway, this monkey in the mountains has now learned to make stone knives and stone axes, and if I see suitable trees in the future, I will order them to cut them down..."

"Well, that's going to happen later. Seeing that the yellow monkey was chattering endlessly, the old horse monkey hurriedly collected the ebony stick and turned to leave.

"This is leaving?" Looking at the back of the old horse monkey leaving, the yellow monkey was a little lost, and he still had a lot of parting words to finish.