Chapter 4 The Old Woman Cooks
In this case, no matter how great the ability of Du Shenfei and Duan Hanyan and the others is, no matter how fast the head of the fish coaxing immortal turns, if they want to continue to live until tomorrow, I am afraid that it will not be easy.
Therefore, it is now time for Old Woman Mao, Grandma Mai and others to be proud.
As soon as they saw the embarrassed Du Shenfei and the four of them, these people couldn't help laughing.
Cao Buxiao even laughed so much that he even squirted out a glass of wine that he had just poured into his mouth, and he was choking on coughing at the moment.
They laughed for a long time, and they couldn't stop laughing. It's as if they've never been so happy since they were born.
However, their harvest this time is really satisfying. Now is indeed a time for them to be proud.
At this time, although Du Shenfei was very unhappy, he could only watch, because he had no countermeasures at all now.
After a long time, the old woman Mao picked up a wine glass, drank all the wine in the cup, and then looked at Du Shenfei, and then looked at Mai Grandma and the others sitting opposite him, and asked knowingly: "Yo? Why did four people suddenly come here? Do you know who they are?"
When Grandma Mai heard this, she seemed to have heard a very funny joke, snorting haha, shaking her head, and patting her thighs to show her cooperation with the old woman.
After a long time, Grandma Mai finally felt that her expression was enough, so she finally stopped laughing, sat up straight, exhaled a long breath, and said: "Even the woman brother doesn't know who these people are, so how dare we, as junior brothers, know?"
The old woman Mao showed a smile on her face, and gave Grandma Mai a thumbs up again, and said, "Wow! You don't know, it's good!"
At this time, Qiu Wanqing looked at the old woman Mao a little inexplicably, and then whispered to the person beside him: "! These people are obviously Du Shenfei and Duan Hanyan and others, what does Lao Mao mean by this?"
Guo Yi replied in a low voice: "Haven't you heard that the woman brother pretends to be invincible in the world." ”
Qiu Wanqing thought about it for a while before he nodded and said, "Lao Mao is really fucking the king of forcing kings." ”
There was no response.
At this time, Cao Buxiao said to the old woman Mao: "Brother woman, since we don't know who these people are, why don't you ask them personally?"
The old woman Mao drank another glass of wine before nodding slightly, and said, "Well, Lao Cao's idea is a good idea that is even more capable than Zhuge Liang! Clever! Capable! I should indeed ask them!"
The old woman Mao really shouted at Du Shenfei and the others, "Who is here?"
Du Shenfei stared at the old woman Mao, and it took a long time before he finally replied inexplicably: "I'm Du Shenfei." ”
The old woman said casually: "Oh, it turned out to be Du Shenfei? I know you, Du Shenfei, why aren't you dead yet?"
Du Shenfei said: "I don't seem to be dead for the time being!"
The old woman laughed and said, "Okay! It's good that you're not dead! Congratulations, this is a very good thing!"
Du Shenfei's face was expressionless, and he responded casually: "It's not good at all!"
The old woman smiled and said, "That's good! That's good! You're not good at all, then I'll rest assured!"
The old woman paused slightly, and then said, "But I don't know, why are you not good at all?"
Du Shenfei stared at the radiant old woman Mao, took another step forward, and said, "It's not good to meet you!"
The old woman laughed again.
At this time, Grandma Mai suddenly turned her head, looked at the old woman Mao, and said, "Brother woman, these people, they are in tatters, they look so embarrassed, it's really bad, isn't it?"
The old woman Mao also looked at Grandma Mai and said, "Yes, it's exactly the same as the dog you slaughtered yesterday for hot pot." ”
Grandma Mai laughed and said, "They look like this, but they are all killed by you!"
The old woman also smiled and said, "Yes! I don't have to deny this at all. You say, I made them like this, will they hate me now?"
At this time, Qiu Wanqing interjected: "Do they hate you, why don't you ask them yourself?"
The old woman said, "I should indeed ask them myself. ”
As soon as he finished saying this, he really asked Du Shenfei: "Du Shenfei, do you hate me now?"
Du Shenfei didn't intend to please the old woman. He felt that people like Old Lady Mao, no matter how much you please, were just wasting expressions.
So, Du Shenfei said honestly: "Yes! I hate you! I hate you so much." ”
The old woman looked very innocent and asked, "I don't seem to have offended you, can you tell me why you hate me, why do you want to do this to me?"
Du Shenfei said: "I have always hated people who don't keep their promises. ”
The old woman Mao let out an "oh" and said, "In your opinion, I am just a person who does not keep the agreement?"
Du Shenfei snorted coldly and said, "Yes, you are not a person who keeps promises at all. Because in the letter you wrote to me, you clearly made an appointment with me to meet at noon the day after tomorrow, and the place was also in Baiguchong, so you didn't meet this place at this time at all. ”
When the old woman heard this, she suddenly laughed again, and then he beckoned to a person beside her.
The man immediately took two steps forward.
The old woman said: "Ge naughty, have they been to Mao'er Ao and also seen the letter I wrote?"
The naughty man quickly shook his head and said, "No, they haven't been there at all, and they haven't seen the letter at all. ”
The old woman asked again, "How do you know?"
Ge naughty said: "I listen to what they say. ”
When the old woman heard this, she said, "That's good! That's good! Since they said it themselves, then I bet they must have never been to Mao'er Ao, and they have never seen the letter I wrote." ”
After listening to the conversation between these two people, whether it was Du Shenfei or Duan Hanyan and Yu Coaxing Immortal, there was a look of surprise on their faces.
Because this sentence was originally what they said when they saw the extortion letter.
It seems that at that time, this Ge naughty must have been hiding in some unknown place near the big tree with the tablecloth of the Wang Yin Song Pavilion.
The words that Du Shenfei and the four of them said there also fell on this person's ears.
Du Shenfei didn't respond, and he didn't know how to respond now.
The old woman continued: "Du Shenfei, since you haven't been to that place or seen the letter, you can't accuse me of being a person who doesn't keep my promises, right? I'm a person who cares a lot about my reputation! If you blame me for not keeping my agreement without any basis, it's your fault." ”
Du Shenfei frowned and said, "Okay! I don't blame you!"
The old woman smiled and said, "Okay! If you don't blame me, I'll be relieved! Because I don't hate you at all, and I've even always regarded you as a good friend." ”
Du Shenfei said casually: "I guess you must have a lot of good friends!"
The old woman said: "Yes! I am a person who likes to make friends. For the sake of my friends, even if I stick a knife in my ribs, go up the knife mountain and go down the sea of fire, I am not afraid. So, I'm pretty happy to hear that you're not dead yet. ”
At this time, Cao Buxiao interjected: "Brother woman, since you are so happy now, why don't you invite a treat and have a drink?"
The old woman said: "Since there is such a happy thing, of course I want to treat you." I really can't help but want to cook myself, cook a dish, and treat myself to a treat. ”
Cao Buxiao asked, "Do you know how to cook?"
The old woman said: "The dish I want to make is roast whole sheep, this is my specialty dish, I can guarantee that after eating it for the first time, no one will want to eat it for the second time." ”
When they heard this, they laughed again.
Now, the laughter of these people is not a fake smile. Because they think that Old Lady Mao's words do have a little sense of humor, and they are indeed worthy of laughter.
Although Cao Buxiao's name is not smiling, he laughs the most happily.
He laughed for a long time before finally stopping. Then, he stared at Du Shenfei, his eyes were suddenly full of murderous energy, and he said coldly: "But I don't know, these friends are interested in roasting whole sheep?"
Du Shenfei looked at the first wall on the flame and said, "Roasted whole sheep is not delicious at all, I don't eat roasted whole sheep." ”
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