Chapter 229: Talking Like a Fart
At this time, it is late, and the moon is full and long.
The cool breeze is blowing, the wicker is flying, such a night actually makes people feel a little refreshed, Ji Longjun has no reason to lift his spirits, and stretches his waist.
Ji Longjun coughed lightly and said, "Senior brother, this general recipe of the heart method is just an outline for entry, and it is very different from the practice methods of other sects' internal strength, so don't be anxious." Let's take our brothers to learn more slowly, and after we have fully understood it, let's start practicing the Fa again, and then we can practice the method of using 'one qi and two transformations' after we understand the Fa."
Badai Old Ancestor got up and said, "Naturally, this is the case. Let's get here tonight, and we'll go back to town. ”
Ji Longjun said: "Okay!"
The two of them walked lightly and quickly, and returned to the inn room in less than half an hour.
This is the highest grade inn in the town, the second and third floors are guest rooms, the first floor is a restaurant, there is a stage in the middle of the restaurant, there are a few Hua Dan singing at this time, babbling is not lively.
More than ten tables under the stage were full of guests, and everyone enjoyed the opera while drinking and eating, which was very comfortable.
When Ji Longjun and the others walked by, Ji Longjun found that these people were gorgeously dressed and full of spirit, far from the bitter taste of the people in the mining city, and he couldn't help but feel moved in his heart.
"This place is relatively close to Qicheng, it seems that it has been annexed by Qicheng a long time ago and included in Qicheng's sphere of influence, right? Although the mining city is very difficult and difficult, if it continues to develop like this, it may not take ten or eight years for the people in the city to live so rich and easy. ”
Ji Longjun sighed silently in his heart, and followed Badai Ancestor back to the guest room on the second floor.
Ji Longjun and the two sat facing each other in the guest room, although the downstairs was the stage, but the room was well insulated, and only a very faint sound came into the room. In the middle of them, as usual, was a three-foot-high wooden table, on which was full of several kinds of food and drink.
Badai Ancestor still seemed to be thinking about the general method of the mind, only caring about eating and drinking by himself, and he didn't say a word with his eyes hooked.
Ji Longjun glanced at the Eight Dai Ancestors and said softly, "Senior brother, junior brother?"
Eight Dai Old Ancestor stared: "What are you doing?"
"Ha, junior brother, you see that you are fascinated, and you are also thinking about kung fu when you eat, and you are not afraid to eat the food in your nose?" Ji Longjun said with a smile.
"Hehe, Lao Tzu is old, not younger than you, the days are long, learn kung fu and grind. ”
Ji Longjun hurriedly poured a full glass of sake, picked up the big wine jar with the Eight Dai Ancestors, and touched it:
"Senior brother, come, have a drink! Even if we open today! Senior brother, I am very happy that you are addicted to martial arts, after all, our senior brothers are very close, and you will be even more powerful in the future, don't I also have a bright face when I am a senior brother? Or if I encounter some trouble, can't someone stand up for me if there is a powerful junior brother?"
Badai Ancestor had no choice but to take the wine jar and touch it with Ji Longjun, and swallowed it in a few gulps. He wiped the wine stains from the corners of his mouth and smiled:
"What is the idea of your kid? What's the matter, do you think that recognizing me as a junior brother is to hire a free thug? Haha, haha!"
"But it doesn't matter, if you have any enemies who tell me, I don't mind killing a few for you, anyway, it's just a matter of moving your fingers. Looking at the southern boundary of Qishan, there are few people who can follow Lao Tzu's iron fist. ”
Ji Longjun said: "Senior brother, are you tired of fighting and killing at every turn!"
Badai Old Ancestor Qi said: "What is tired or not, isn't it just learning martial arts."
In order to kill people? Didn't you just say that Lao Tzu would take the lead for you and solve some troubles for you?"
Ji Longjun looked embarrassed and said: "I'll just say this, junior brother, don't take it seriously! My enemies are very powerful, junior brother, although you are fierce, but the good tiger can't stand the wolves, and it will be useless for you to go." There are a lot of brothers around people, how can you be like a bare-bones general, it's better to honestly accompany me to learn martial arts. ”
Badai Lao Zu raised his head and laughed loudly: "You, you still want to play the method of agitation for Lao Tzu? Who has many people and few people, Lao Tzu never looks at the number of people on the other side when he kills, only whether he wants to kill or not! But if you want to use me to kill someone and settle any grievances for you, then don't mention it as soon as possible! How can Lao Tzu's worth be moved by what you can command?"
Ji Longjun rolled his eyes: "Senior brother, I found that you talk like a fart." Just now you said that you don't mind killing a few enemies for me, and now you're worried that I'll use you. Just like last time, you said that you never brought money when you went out, no one dared to ask you for money, and you gave me a bunch of money to spend on the back foot, junior brother, are you schizophrenic or what?"
Badai Ancestor glared at Ji Longjun fiercely and said: "Ji Longjun, what do you know, Lao Tzu is called doing whatever you want! I will do whatever I want one moment ago, and the next moment I will change my mind and don't want to do it immediately, and the Heavenly King Lao Tzu can't let me change my mind!"
Ji Longjun really wanted to applaud him: "Well said, amazing, amazing!"
Although Badai Lao Zu has a vulgar and moody temperament, he is thick on the outside and fine on the inside, and he is not informal, Ji Longjun jokes about him and ridicules a few words that are not painful, and he doesn't care, which makes Ji Longjun very relieved.
After all, it is very torturous to guard a stinky face demon king every day, but in the face of such a laughing and angry person, Ji Longjun can still use his brains to deal with him.
Ji Longjun said: "Senior brother, what are your plans for the next few days, have you been hiding in this spider town, or are you going to take me somewhere?"
Badai Ancestor frowned: "Ji Longjun, what are your plans?"
"Me...... It's a little bit of a plan. Senior brother, you know that there is a war going on in the southern boundary of Qishan right now, and I have an extremely important mission with those friends, and now that I have been captured by you, it is difficult to say whether our mission can be accomplished. ”
"That's it...... I've always been restless, always unconsciously thinking about my companions. Will I be worried if they lose it? Will it be dangerous if I continue to carry out the mission? Senior brother, you can't understand my feelings without a companion, hey!"
Ji Longjun said and secretly glanced at the Eight Dai Ancestor, the Eight Dai Ancestor held the wine jar and drank while squinting at Ji Longjun and waited for him to finish. Ji Longjun continued:
"This technique is indeed very profound, originally my head was stupid, and my qualifications were poor, thanks to the personal guidance of the predecessors of the White Sun Gate, I have this achievement. It's one thing for me to learn by myself, it's another thing for me to teach others, and I've learned the ability to swallow dates and half a bottle of vinegar, and now I have something in my heart, and I'm afraid that one day I'll talk about it. ”
"Senior brother, you also know, this exercise seems simple, but the simpler the kung fu is to practice well, the more difficult it is to practice well, if I really tell you a wrong thing or two, wouldn't it be a mistake for people's children?
Badai Lao Zu put down the wine jar and glared at him, "Speaking of which, do you still want Lao Tzu to kill for you?" hum...... Then you tell me who your enemy is, if it's Bao Jiechen, forget it, he has a relationship with my little brother, I can't kill my little brother's friend
Friend. ”
Ji Longjun hurriedly waved his hand: "No, no, no, how could it be! Bao Jiechen, that kid is the young master of the king's family, and his identity is not ordinary, I really let you kill you, I don't dare! ”
"Joke, although Lao Tzu, a member of the king's family, has not been killed, but I am not afraid of them! These unnutritious words are still less to say, what are you thinking about this kid's eyes rolling around this night, just say it, don't hide it for Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu hates to fight with people the most. ”
"Hey, I'm not forced, I can't help it, otherwise you think I like to fight my heart?"
Ji Longjun thought of it indignantly, but his face still had a bitter and hateful expression.
Ji Longjun nodded, and said with a strange look in his eyes: "Senior brother, since you were just invited by Bao Jiechen to drink by chance, you don't want to have any friendship with the four city lords of Qicheng? Senior brother, you can also see that the actual intention of a few of us to assassinate Bao Jiechen in Qicheng this time is to oppose the forces of Qicheng! Who is my enemy...... Senior brother, you are so smart, you must be able to guess it with a guess. Senior brother, you see that you are so powerful, can you help me...... Help me take out a few of the best generals in Qicheng, or just kill one or two city lords?"
Badai Ancestor put down the wine jar and laughed: "Fuck, after talking about it for a long time, you still want to use me as a gunman?" Yes, Lao Tzu has no grudges and no friendship with these forces in your Wonderland, what bullshit city lord is a matter of a few fists in my eyes, but you let me kill their leader, but I can't promise you this." ”
Ji Longjun said curiously: "Senior brother, why? Are you afraid? There are quite a lot of them, but with your strength, even if there are more people, you won't have any problem killing in and out, right? Who can stop you?"
Ji Longjun suddenly thought that on the night he set fire to the martial arts arena, Uncle Ji still fought his way out of the siege under the siege of hundreds of Qicheng warriors and left abruptly.
"When has Lao Tzu ever been afraid?"
Badai Ancestor glared and said, "This has nothing to do with being afraid or not, it's just that you don't understand." The Nine Realms of the World are very different, some of the people and forces of the realm are very powerful, and some are extremely weak. In order to prevent people with intentions from maliciously invading the weak realm, the largest sects of the Nine Realms formed an organization. ”
Ji Longjun interjected: "Senior brother, you said 'Nine Realms Public Court'? With a big villain like you who does all kinds of evil and can't control the Heavenly King and Lao Tzu, are you still afraid of a loose alliance organization?"
"Oh, Ji Longjun, you know a lot?" Badai Ancestor glanced at Ji Longjun and said with a smile:
"Lao Tzu burns, kills, loots and does all kinds of evil, no one pays attention to him, and no one can help Lao Tzu, that is because Lao Tzu has never fought a battle of uncertainty and does not kill people who are uncertain. Brains, Lao Tzu relies on brains to mix rivers and lakes!"
Badai Old Ancestor's thick fingers pointed at his ugly fat face, and continued to preach:
"Even those famous sects who died in my hands, everyone is a fair duel, they are killed by me, no one can say anything, if you want to take revenge, even if you send a more powerful master, if I feel that I can't win, I will leave. ”
"But it's different when I get into trouble with the Nine Realms Public Court, there are too many masters in the 'Peacekeeping Society', if I send many people to arrest me, it will really be like a fly that smells dog shit and buzzes endlessly! What can I do? I can't fight and fight, and if I escape, they will chase me all the time, and I can only hide in the Valley of Red Underworld and Crime, and I can't go anywhere. ”
Ji Longjun said secretly: "It's the first time I've seen someone compare themselves to shit. ”